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When Life Gives You Lemons

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Hey Homer, what do you say we scamper to my newly-repaired camper? Sip some tea in my fixed RV! Get behind the wheelicle of my recreational vehicle! Dammit, Flanders! Rhymes aren't jokes! Neither is going "Mmm" and drooling whenever you hear the name of a food. Well played. Oh, by the way, I might've accidentally strapped another lemon tree to your camper and crushed the roof… What?! You made fini of Mini-Wini! Mmm, mini-weenies. *drools* Quest reward: 100 and 10

That's a Lot

That's a Lot Pt. 1

After buying Car Impound Lot: Get dressed, Homie, we're having a date night! I don't know, our last “date night” was just a trick to get me to that AA meeting… The Car Impound Lot is re-opening as a nightclub. It's called The 'Pound! With an apostrophe even! Now THAT'S hip! Welcome to The 'Pound, may I valet your car? Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Grand Opening (8h, Car Impound Lot) Quest reward: 100 and 10

That's a Lot Pt. 2

After completing That's a Lot Pt. 1: What a cool nightclub. You could tell it was fancy because the bathroom attendants acted REALLY entitled to a tip. Can you pull around the pink sedan, my good man? Sure. That'll be $250. $250?! How is that possible? It's still a Car Impound Lot too. Task: Make Homer Look Under the Car Seats for Loose (4h, Car Impound Lot)Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Manhattan Project

The Manhattan Project Pt. 1

After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: Good lord, where am I? And what is this ugly city? You're in Springfield, Mister... uh... Manhattan. Shelbyville Manhattan. gasp* I know you! You're the guy who invented Manhattan Clam Chowder! No, Dad, he's the man who founded Shelbyville. Oh. Is Shelbyville Clam Chowder the creamy kind or the red kind? Speaking of red and creamy, I could go for a little female companionship. Are any of my attractive cousins around? Eew. Now now, Lisa. Who are we to judge the racist and sexist ways of the past. Fine. I'll take you to see your cousins. But first you have to let me interview you for the school newspaper. Fine. What's the subject of your article -- American heroes? No -- a recently discovered caveman. Task: Make Lisa Interview Shelbyville for the Paper (8h, Simpson House, Shelbyville Manhattan) Task: Make Lisa Take Shelbyville to See His Cousins (12h, Springfield Cemetery or Brown House, Shelbyville Manhattan) You tricked me! You took me to a cemetery to see my cousins' GRAVES! And yet you still tried to kiss them. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Manhattan Project Pt. 2

After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: I've got to find a suitable bride... You there! Where did you find that girl you're always kissing who's also always kissing everyone else? What?! Shauna's cheating on me? We met in high school. “High school?” Very well, to "high school" I go! Hold it right there! You're not setting foot in that school, creep! Can't you read the sign? “No Trespassing”. No I cannot! There is nothing sadder than adult illiteracy. We've got to do the responsible thing: get this deviant adult into that school! Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Go to High School to Become Literate (24h, Springfield High School or Springfield Library) The best part of learning about indoor plumbing is giving swirlies to freshmen. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Manhattan Project Pt. 3

After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: If you're going to live here, you'll need to get with the times. No modern woman would go for such a brute. What difference does her opinion make? I'll just club her over the head and force her to marry me. Okay, even back in your time, I'm pretty sure that wasn't acceptable. We're going to the library so you can read up on contemporary culture. How am I supposed to do that? I don't know how to read. Um, hello? Don't you know there's a whole genre of movies of guys being frozen and then thawed out in the future? What's your point? My point is that these movies always contain a montage of the character catching up on all the stuff they missed. Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make Shelbyville Watch Guy-Frozen-And-Thawed-Out-In-The-Future Movies (24h, Android's Dungeon) I'm completely caught up on modern life. The only thing I didn't understand was the appeal of Pauly Shore… Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Manhattan Project Pt. 4

After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: Now that I'm a modern man, I can start dating, but the idea of dating an unrelated person disgusts me. I hope I've made that abundantly clear. If only there was a surefire way to find out if someone was related to me. Actually, there is. It's called DNA testing. All you have to do is get people to let you swab the inside of their cheek, and I can test their DNA in my laborator -- BLURGHGH! Get your finger out of my mouth! You're supposed to use a COTTON SWAB to take the sample! Hey, you're the scientist. I'm just a guy who likes putting my finger in other people's mouths. Task: Make Shelbyville Manhattan Swab Mouths for DNA Samples (4h, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Get Swabbed [x10] (1h, Town Hall or Brown House) The results are in: I'm sorry, but you have NO LIVING RELATIVES. Nooo! Also, you tested positive for Male Pattern Baldness. NOOOOO! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Manhattan Project Pt. 5

After tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: Well, the dream is over. I'll just have to settle for a non-cousin “normy”. I'm sorry, I don't mean to eavesdrop, but did you just say you were thinking of settling? You know, I sort of have a thing for guys who are out of other options. The name's Miss Hoover. sigh* If only your last name was Manhattan, I'd be all up in that. Wait a minute! Your name isn't Manhattan, but what if MINE was Hoover! Do you have any uncles? Yes, why? Task: Make Shelbyville Get Adopted by Miss Hoover's Uncle So They Are Cousins (8h, Town Hall or Brown House) Well, it surely was a long road to get here, but I've never felt more in love! I love you too, Shelby, but do you have to bring your gun to bed? Stop trying to control me and my gun! I think we should see other people. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Small World Problems

Small World Problems Pt. 1

After unlocking Jebediah Springfield: Hm. I don't know where I am but it sure smells familiar. Wow! What an honor to meet our fair city's namesake! Ah, so this is my beloved Springfield! So much has changed, yet so much is the same. I see the Wagon Wheel Fire is still going. Oh, it's actually a Tire Fire now. That's what gives the sunset such a beautiful glow and why we're all lightheaded all the time. Wow, rubber tires?! Such advances you've made! Well, thanks for keeping the place in order. I suppose I'll take my rightful place as mayor now. Er, uh, hold on a second there, hoss. We already have a mayor, and I was elected by the citizens of this town… some of them still living. Then… what am I to do? Surely you won't turn me out onto the street! That'd be like abandoning a soldier after he returns from war! ... Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sleep Behind the Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Small World Problems Pt. 2

After completing Small World Problems Pt. 1: Is this my life now? That of a destitute beggar? I wish I'd never been born and founded this town and named it after myself! It pains my ears to hear an idol of mine speak with such glower. Especially one who is known for his silver tongue! You're right, chubby little boy! That tongue will be my salvation. How heroic! You'll win your fortune using only your skills of oration! No, I meant it literally. Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sell His Silver Tongue (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) This new rubber tongue made out of recycled Tire Fire tires is actually a lot better than that old silver one. I don't lisp anymore when I say phrases like “The silver in my old tongue was slowly poisoning me.” Quest reward: 100 and 10

Small World Problems Pt. 3

After completing Small World Problems Pt. 2: Now that I've got some walking around money, I think I'll do some walking around. Springfield Tire Fire… Springfield Retirement Castle… Springfield Box Factory… Springfield Spring & Field… my name's all over this town. Now you know the pride our citizenry feels each and every day! I don't feel pride -- I feel ripped off! They're using my name and likeness on every sign! I'm going to use my precious tongue money to hire a lawyer and sue this craphole town. It's my name and I want a taste of the action! Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Sue Springfield for Copyright Infringement (12h, Court House, Town Hall or Brown House) Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon I've never seen a client purposely be held in contempt of court so he had a place to sleep at night, but you won the case! Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon You now get royalties whenever your name or image is used. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Small World Problems Pt. 4

After completing Small World Problems Pt. 3: Now to collect what's coming to me. Will you be reinvesting your money in the community? Ha! Don't make me laugh! Seriously, don't make me laugh. I'm 250 years old and my lungs are very brittle. I shouldn't even be walking right now. Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Collect His Likeness Royalties (8h, Town Hall or Brown House) What the?! I OWE people money! The Springfield Police Department is in the red, Springfield Elementary has debts all over town... And the Springfield Shopper Building is just made of stacked up old newspapers! Curse the name Springfield! I should've stuck with the name Hans Sprungfeld! Quest reward: 100 and 10

We Meet At Last

After unlocking Jebediah Springfield and George Washington and tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark: Well, if it isn't my lifelong nemesis, old What's-His-Face. You know my name, George! It's Jebediah Springfield. Perhaps you noticed this city is named after me. Pff, a “city.” I've got a whole STATE named after me. And some universities, the capital, Denzel… I doubt they'd be so eager to name things after you if they knew your deep dark secret… That it wasn't YOU who chopped down your fabled cherry tree -- it was ME! But I was covering for you, you jerk! And then you lied about not being able to tell a lie -- that's twice as bad! Curse you, Jebediah! The next thing I chop down will be you! Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Hide From George Washington (10h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Statue of Liberties

After unlocking Shelbyville Manhattan and buying Shelbyville Manhattan Statue: Look at this magnificent statue of me. Such attention to detail. They really captured your pioneering spirit! Yes, not to mention my pervy smile and leering eyes. And every last curve of my beautiful, voluptuous cousins. I'm sorry, did you say “cousins”? Yes. My relatives, kin, almost-sisters. You know, the people you marry. I'm sorry, Mr. Manhattan, but these days that sort of behavior is looked down upon. And is illegal. Don't worry, feller, not everyone in this town is against your ideas. My family welcomes ya with open arms! That's exactly how I used to welcome my cousins!

Act of Aggression

After completing The Manhattan Project Pt. 5 and Small World Problems Pt. 4 and tapping on Shelbyville Manhattan's exclamation mark: Jeb… Shelby… So… are we… ghosts? I don't rightly know. Perhaps this is heaven? Pfff! Heaven?! That is a hearty laugh, sir! This place is a dung heap! It's not that bad! Says the guy it's named after. I'll give you purgatory MAYBE, but heaven? I don't think so. This is hell. I'll send you to hell! Task: Make Jebediah Springfield Quarrel (4h, Brown House, Shelbyville Manhattan) I'm too old to quarrel. You're right, this is hell… Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's What You Do With It

After completing Act of Aggression: Must we always quarrel? No we mustn't! Now put up your fists! I thought we buried the hatchet those many years ago. Yes, where did we bury that hatchet. I would love to kill you with it. Task: Make the Founders Search for Their Buried Hatchet (4h, Brown House) We should have marked where we buried it. I guess we'll just have to find a different hatchet, bury that, and agree to be friends. Deal. Quest reward: 100 and 10