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Hard Science

Hard Science Pt. 1

After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark: What's this? My application to lecture at my alma mater, University of Heidelberg, has been rejected! While U.H. boasts the finest Physics AND Professional Wrestling departments on the continent, I suppose, I have neglected one for the other. Perhaps boning up on my physics credentials will help them reconsider... Task: Make Werner von Brawn Get Frustrated by Difficult Physics Problem (4h, University of Heidelberg or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hard Science Pt. 2

After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark: This is ludicrous! How can physics be harder than wrestling?! Don't be so hoyvin-glavin on yourself. You've been more focused on the biting and the Body Pressing and the Whatsit-Wheelbarrow Drivers... Maybe try attacking the rasslin' and sciencing together and see where that takes you! Yes...yes, that might work! Um, why are you staring at me like that? Task: Make Werner von Brawn Bodyslam Frink to Measure Higgs Boson (8h, University of Heidelberg or Brown House) Hmmm... those results were entirely expected, and therefore entirely dull. But my intellectual passions are once again ignited! Now to find the right problem to solve. Try solving my fractured fibulas hoy-flavin! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hard Science Pt. 3

After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark: Ah, when inspiration strikes, it strikes like an Atomic Elbow Drop! Let's try it! But I'm still healing from your last inspiration. But this one is a quantum-based model of curved spacetime! Mhoyvin! It sounds painful. Task: Make Werner von Brawn Twist Frink to Model Curved Spacetime (24h, University of Heidelberg or Brown House) Bah! This isn't how spacetime curves. This isn't how my back curves either! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hard Science Pt. 4

After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark: A breakthrough! This one is a guaranteed Nobel Prize winner! Not again! One word: Cavity Optomechanics! My cavities are off limits to science and wrestling! Hey wait -- come back! Task: Make Werner von Brawn Chase Frink Around the Ring (2h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Task: Make Frink Run Away From Werner Von Brawn (4h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Now that's what I call a spatial superposition! *whimper* I hurt all the way down to my nanoparticles! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hard Science Pt. 5

After tapping on Professor Werner von Brawn's exclamation mark: What?! The Nobel Committee rejected my application! And the University of Heidelberg turned me down again! On the bright side, you're nominated for a Slammy Award as top wrestling superstar of the year. WOO! Victory slam! Oy-NOOO! Task: Make Werner von Brawn Taunt Opponents With His Muscles (8h, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Crazy for You

Crazy for You Pt. 1

After tapping on Rumbleina's exclamation mark: Ha! I found you! Oh, great. Here we go again. So you decide to become a Buddhist on our honeymoon?! You just took off on your path to enlightenment and left me! I AM your wife! Actually, in wrestling arenas, hitting your spouse with a folding chair as part of the main event is considered a common law divorce. *gasp* Task: Make Rumbleina Read Up on Springfield Marriage Laws (12h, Town Hall or Brown House) Alright, Calvin. I'm tapping out. Whoa, Janice. Let's keep it to stage names. My lawyers are telling me we're divorced. Really?! That whole "hitting your spouse with a chair" thing I made up was true? Wonder if I can get out of a timeshare contract that way too? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy for You Pt. 2

After tapping on Rumbleina's exclamation mark: *crying* Oh, what am I gonna do. I've lost him. He's never coming back. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon We're live, on the scene of a bride who has been left at the altar. Why? Because we have no better news to bring you. What?... We're live? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Yes, ma'am. With Channel Six's "Eye on Springfield". ... *starts singing to camera* DR. BONEBREAK, WON'T YOU COME BACKKK / JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT CHAIR ATTACKKK *key change* Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Horrible lyrics. Task: Make Rumbleina Sing Her Heart Out on Local TV (4h, Channel 6 or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy for You Pt. 3

After tapping on Rumbleina's exclamation mark: Rumbleina, I saw you on TV pouring your heart out with a love ballad. I know, it's a bit desperate. I'm embarrassed. Desperate? No, it wasn't desperate enough. Love songs are a dime a dozen. If you want his attention, get more... what's the word...? Psychotic. Task: Make Rumbleina Shave Her Head for Attention (4h) Are you sure this will work? Do you want this man, or not? Yes, but I also want my head not to freeze in the winter. Oo, I know. Nothing will get his attention better and says super psychotic more than a crazy wig. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy for You Pt. 4

After tapping on Rumbleina's exclamation mark: I haven't heard a thing. How will I know Dr. Bonebreak's even seen any of the things I've done? Crime always gets their attention. Join me. Task: Make Rumbleina Rob the Kwik-E-Mart With Snake (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart With Rumbleina (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) *accelerating away from the crime scene* Girl, you're a natural. How 'bout spending a life of crime with me? Professional wrestling is basically robbery. So, it would be a natural stepping stone for me. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crazy for You Pt. 5

After tapping on Rumbleina's exclamation mark: Alright, Rumbleina, I'll re-marry you. Just quit embarrassing yourself. Ha! In your dreams. I finally found a real man. Yeah, we're getting married. *threatening* Unless you got a problem with that. Whoa, no need for violence. You can have her. Good luck to both of you. That was easier than I expected. Too easy. He didn't even fight for me. ... Bonebreak, come back! I need you! This is awkward. Seriously. My feelings are like majorly hurt, okay? Task: Make Rumbleina Pretend to Ignore Dr. Bonebreak (12h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Beefy Bishop's Barbershop Gil Promo

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark: Ol' Gil can't be looking scruffy while he's scroungin' for opportunities. Gotta stop and crop the top at the barber. With you in a sec, sweetheart. Whoa, sixty bucks?! How much to just do the sides? I am an artiste. You want a Joe Schmo cut, you go to a Joe Schmo barbershop. Joe Schmo's what I'm shootin' for! Is there anywhere around here like that? Something in the ten dollar range. Five dollars if I offer to sweep up after? On offer accepted: Ol' Gil's gonna be lookin' good for the ladies tonight! All I need now is a swanky bachelor pad. I'll just hit the appliance store and get me a nice one bedroom thrown-out refrigerator box. Ha-cha-cha. On offer declined: Ah, well. Back to the blood bank. There's gotta be a pint in ol' Gil's carcass somewhere.

Cut the Beef

Cut the Beef Pt. 1

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Why won't you get back in the ring? My wrestling days are long over, much like your hairline. Now leave me. But I want to gossip about our peers and see you lose your temper. I haven't lost my temper in three hours. That's a new record for me. *walking toward the door* I forgot my wallet. I'll need to take this haircut on credit. Pay or your hair isn't the only thing getting cut! Three hours and one second. Record broken! Task: Make Beefy Bishop Lose His Temper (4h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop or Brown House) Task: Make Moe Get Thrown Out (4h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) So much for not getting mad. I'm getting madder hearing you say that! I mighta overstayed my welcome. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cut the Beef Pt. 2

After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark: Hey, Ned. You want the usual? Not this time, barber-ino! I need a new look. Something that says "I love the Lord more than you do". I've got just the thing. Task: Make Beefy Bishop Give Ned a Bad Haircut (1h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop or Jake's Unisex Hair Palace) What do you think of that haircut? I'm not sure. Does it look a little Seventeenth Century Mohican? The Seventeenth Century is back again. Now you can reach the troubled youth of today. You're not only a beefy barber, you're a brilliant barber! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cut the Beef Pt. 3

After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark: Eat my shorts, borscht breath! You're going down! This is a Barbershop of God, not some backyard brawl! I get worked up when brats insult me. He's just a kid! Not just any kid. He's Beautiful Bart! He caused me to lose my championship match! I don't know what this gulag gasbag is talking about. Young Bart is a saint and I won't have you bad mouth him. *punches Rasputin* Task: Make Beefy Bishop Have a Barbershop Brawl (8h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop) You messed up my fresh haircut! The barber trimmed too close to your brain, potato head! What was that? Uh, I said, "barbers ain't what they used to be". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cut the Beef Pt. 4

After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark: My barbershop is a mess! Yeah, it's a bigger dump than my bar. I thought I kicked you outta here? You did. But you didn't say for how long. Permanently if you don't get the hell outta here now! Yeesh, keep your mitre on, padre. Task: Make Beefy Bishop Repair Barbershop Window (1h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop) Pardon me, sir. Have you heard the good news? No, but here's some news for you: no pets allowed! Sorry, Azzlan. Wait outside. You can use a tree for a scratching post. Religious types are the worst. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Cut the Beef Pt. 5

After tapping on The Beefy Bishop's exclamation mark: That lion really creeped me out. And he was handing out pamphlets. Who does that when you can clog people's mailboxes with spam? I need to get his bad aura out of my shop. Yeah, super retro. Task: Make Beefy Bishop Bless the Barbershop (4h, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop) Much better. Now, I can only feel the aura of washed up wrestlers and... booze slingers? Just like it should be. How do you keep getting back in here?!! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Red in the Face

Red in the Face Pt. 1

After tapping on Rasputin the Friendly Russian's exclamation mark: *laying on couch* I don't understand. I'm the friendly Russian, not the cold, mean, stereotypical Russian. It seems you have some pent-up aggression. How is your relationship with your mother? She is like a menacing bear. I'm sorry to hear that. No, menacing bear is the most loving of creatures in Russia. Task: Make Rasputin Work Through Trauma (8h, St. Basil's Cathedral, Monroe's Therapy Central or Brown House) Task: Make Marvin Monroe Be Disappointed in Mother Russia (8h, St. Basil's Cathedral, Monroe's Therapy Central or Brown House) Did you spend a lot of time with your mother? Not as much as I wished. She went into hibernation most winters. It sounds to me like YOU are the one hibernating. You need to find your joy again. Get out in the sun and find what brightens your day. I'll try. But don't let this get back to Mother. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Red in the Face Pt. 2

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: Sir, I can't serve you five gallons of ice cream. It's against company policy. But I have a five-gallon appetite! How 'bout two gallons of ice cream and three gallons of toppings? Da to ice cream. Nothing but nyet to toppings. Task: Make Rasputin Angrily Eat Ice Cream (4h, Ice Cream Truck or Brown House) This isn't working, I'm filled with rage along with cookies and cream. There is only one force more powerful than the love of ice cream... ...the love of small animals. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Red in the Face Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: What can I do for ya? I was told you're the man to see about cute animals. Nah, I'm outta the importing exotic animals game. I got gored by too many water buffalo. This is too bad. I was prepared to spend much money to pet animals. Actually... I might have something in the back. Come with me. Task: Make Rasputin Play With Puppies (4h) The puppies are teething. I have become their chew bone. This isn't a pleasurable experience. Sorry pal, no refunds. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Red in the Face Pt. 4

After tapping on Rasputin the Friendly Russian's exclamation mark: I give up. I'm doomed to be Rasputin the Cranky Russian forever. ...Never give up! Oh, yeah! You're right. What kind of Russian would I be if I gave up? I meant never give up on the great taste of Duff! All the same, random brand mascot. Now I need a symbol like your beer belt and cape to show my gusto. How do you say, "Oh, yeah!" Oh, NOOO! Task: Make Rasputin Wave Flags (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Red in the Face Pt. 5

After tapping on Rasputin the Friendly Russian's exclamation mark: Flag waving didn't work. Did Duffman lead me astray? Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time? Sure, it's half past four. Wait, that's it! I can't believe it's been right under my broken nose this entire time! Task: Make Rasputin Get His Joy Back (12h, St. Basil's Cathedral or Brown House) Did you find what would ignite your spark again? Yes. It was in my pocket all along -- my nesting doll watch. I felt lost without it. But now that I have it again, it's ticking and so am I! It's time for a steel cage match!... right after I finish these gallons of ice cream. Quest reward: 200 and 20