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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Gameplay
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The Pride of Springfield
After the user logs in on May 20th:
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Kent Brockman here live from the Alternate Springfield Pride where Mayor Quimby will kick off a first-of-its-kind pride parade, that's not a parade at all. It’s a race!
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Think track and field but with a very big twist, which is that all the contestants must be in drag. A drag race, so to speak. Where they came up with that we’ll never know!
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What a great turn out. I never knew there were so many of you proud people. Thank you again for being here, and I look forward to leaving.
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This is truly beautiful. The gentle simplicity of people loving who they want to love.
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Aww honey, that’s too bad.
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Dad, you’re not even listening to me!
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I meant too good.
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Task: Make Lisa Judge Homer (6s, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Pretend to Celebrate Pride (6s, Simpson House)
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Homer, I’m racing in the Pride Drag Race.
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I say no, it’s way too dangerous.
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I’m not asking you for permission, Homie. I’m telling you.
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Boy! You sure are a ‘bossy moo cow’ now that you feel all GOOD about yourself.
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Well I’m certainly not a cow. What cow would have this Glamazon suit? Remember it?
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Ooh la la!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Head Over Heels
Head Over Heels Pt. 1
After completing The Pride of Springfield:
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I gotta admit, this race thingamajiggy has sure got everybody goosed up.
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No kidding, Lard Lad is even giving a year's supply of donuts to whoever wins the race.
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Whaaaa? Race?! What race?!
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How do they know what a year's supply is?
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They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.
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Wait a minute. Do they realize what they’re doing here? This is... I can’t… *gasping* This is… I... so giant... mammoth. I can’t even-
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Homer, you okay there?
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I think he’s having a heart attack!
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It was just too profound for that little brain of his.
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Task: Collect Wigs [x105] Task: Make Homer Recover From a Heart Attack (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)
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Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.
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I’m alive?
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*chuckles* Yes, you’re very much alive and most importantly, can pay.
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Did I miss the race?
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The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that’s on Saturday. Sign up is today.
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Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man’s life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Head Over Heels Pt. 2
After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 1:
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Lisa give me some dirt.
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What are you talking about Dad?
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Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don’t be a chicken. Hit your lights!
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Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! *gasp* It’s the Mysterious Waylon!
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Well hello little girl!
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I should kiss your white-tipped French manicure for the great things you and all the girls have done for my mom!
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You must mean Marge! Why look at you, the spitting image of her!
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Really?
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I’m not seeing it.
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And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.
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Wouldn’t miss it for anything in the world.
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Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you’ve awakened in my mom.
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Yeah, you did that. She’s meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can’t say in front of Lisa.
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Task: Collect Wigs [x140] Task: Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Well it’s a drag race so how about we make a bet?
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Dad, it’s a celebration, not appropriate.
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No, no, go on.
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How about we race for pinks?
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Pinks?
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Pink slips!
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How did you know the slip I'm wearing is pink?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Head Over Heels Pt. 3
After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 2:
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I’ll show that Mysterious whatever. I’ll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!
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What gives Homer? That’s the ‘I need something voice,’ so let me tell ya what...
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Give me ten bucks now and it’ll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.
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Deal.
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Alrighty lay it on me.
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Remember the sweet car we made together? Well... more you than me... okay, all you, but I watched?
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Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.
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Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won’t get into all of it but it’s donut-related.
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Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don’t have an engine.
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What in the? What?
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Task: Collect Wigs [x175] Task: Make Bart Explain Combustion Engines to Homer (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Have a Panic Attack (12h, Simpson House)
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Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.
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Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain’t gonna cut it.
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Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That’s not us, Bart.
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Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and “borrow” a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more “Skinner” than “others”.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Head Over Heels Pt. 4
After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 3:
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Dad! What did you do to the car?
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And you probably thought your dad would never amount to anything.
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It looks insane! And what is it for?
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The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.
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Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It’s a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...
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Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?
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What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-
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You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you’ve ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it’s really, very, very dumb.
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Task: Collect Wigs [x210] Task: Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
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Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where’s that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I’m looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.
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Well that’s the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.
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He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there’s any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?
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Honey, I didn’t hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!
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And they’re off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Head Over Heels Pt. 5
After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 4:
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A blur of sequins and boas, these dames are both agile and fast. But not all, Marge Simpson seems to be floundering, pulling up the rear.
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Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.
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But what’s this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!
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*out of breath* Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.
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Honey, it’s okay. We don’t need a car that much.
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The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that’s good exercise!
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Now I want the car.
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Of course you do! Perhaps you might check yourself before you wreck yourself next time!
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Okay.
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However, because I do like my Marge, I am willing to consider letting you off the hook. IF you would do some work in the club.
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And of course, since this would be in the club you would need to be in full drag, makeup, wig, six-inch pumps.
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Okay. How hard can it be to walk in six-inch heels anyway?
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Task: Collect Wigs [x210] Task: Make Homer Get His Heels (4h, Simpsons House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If the Shoe Fits
After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 5:
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Look at you! Sashay, sashay! Now what do you say?
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Balançoire, balançoire!
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Good Homer, that’s an improvement on the French.
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You know you’ve really made me see something I’ve never seen before.
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And what’s that?
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That I’m somebody too.
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Ha ha, almost. And here’s an almost compliment. There’s a slight chance that you could even look good in a year or so.
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Thank you Mysterious whoever you are, you have made me better than I would have ever expected.
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That’s the spirit! I’m going to share one of my free donuts with you Homer...
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Walk over here now as that most fierce queen you have finally learned to be and get it girl!
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Woo hoo!
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Task: Make Homer "Get It" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
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You’ve really come far on this journey and I’m proud of you Homer.
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I’m fabulous. *belch* I must have these heels!
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As long as you think of me when you wear them, they’re yours.
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Girl, who else would I think of? *belch* Too much rainbow beer I guess.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Throwing Shade
Throwing Shade Pt. 1
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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I’m starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
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I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
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You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing.
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That’s right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don’t eat it, but you feel it.
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I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
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Feel your oats? Yes, I’m feeling my oats.
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Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
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I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
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Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don’t let the cat eat your tongue.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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*speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it’s too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
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Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
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Oh hello, Helen.
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I just worry about your children.
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My children understand fashion. Although, it’s clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
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I’m tasteful and modest.
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Your tasteful and modest is everyone else’s drab and paunchy.
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I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
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Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
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Task: Make Marge Werk It (24h)
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Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
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How did she do that?
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Cuz she has ‘I’ ‘T’, girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
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Tubberware?
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Yeah, she’s been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
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Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Bart, we’re almost at church so please promise me that you won’t throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
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Hee hee, you forgot something.
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Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
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Wow, Mom, you’re good.
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God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big ‘but’ for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can’t eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
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He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
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Oh, and Helen’s got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
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It’s a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
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The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I’m making a fortune here.
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You didn’t do anything. Your husband did. I’m the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
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Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons (8h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 4
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
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Well, with that attitude.
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What’s that supposed to mean?
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It means get a grip! Now c’mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
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Task: Make Marge Get a Grip (4h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
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Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It’s time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
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Oh, Julio, even you can’t cheer me up.
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Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
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You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
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But how in the world will I ever do that?
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I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Throwing Shade Pt. 5
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
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Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
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Task: Make Marge Fly! (4h, Pageant Stage)
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Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
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This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
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...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
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Don’t miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
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That felt amazing! You’ve been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
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It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we’ve got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Walk In the Park
Walk In the Park Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lisa’s been in her room since she got home from school and she’s not wanting to tell me what’s wrong. I’m worried about her, Homer. Homer!
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What?
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I think this is a ‘Daddy job’. Would you go in there and talk to her?
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But Marge, can’t you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
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Yes, that’s been going on for two hours.
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What if I miss something?
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I’ll monitor it and alert you if needed.
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Huh?
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I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
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Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
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*knocks on door* Honey, it’s me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
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*fighting tears* I’m fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
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Lisa, you’re not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
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Okay. Come in.
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What happened sweetie?
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I’m just ugly, that’s all, and I’ll just have to live with that. I’ve accepted it.
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Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
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You really think so?
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I know so.
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Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me “Pineapple”.
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Lisa, I’ve been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
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-Okay, okay.
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Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I thought we might take a walk together.
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You're going outside in that dress?
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Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it’s easier to scratch an itch.
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Yuck!
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Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Oh no, that’s Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I’ve seen recently, but anyway, we’ve got to hide.
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Why?
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I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
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Behind that bush!
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In these heels?!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Too late.
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Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
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Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
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I must say I’m pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
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Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
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Ah, yes...live and let live.
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Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
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The real question is what do I think of myself?
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Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
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Aww honey, I think I’m pretty great too.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Heya Homer, what’s with the getup?
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Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um…do you ever like to wear dresses?
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I would but I don’t have the body for it, too flat in the back. I’m a ‘pantsuiter’ myself.
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Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
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I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
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Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
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I wish I didn’t know that.
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Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
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Dad, I’m honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
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You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
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I like that idea.
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In fact, I’m going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Walk In the Park Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
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Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
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Boy that sure is a huge change.
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No, I’ll take a beer. I’ll try something new tomorrow.
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Dad!
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Alright, alright. Two milks please.
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I love you, Dad.
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And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we’ve learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
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Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
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Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Fit For a Queen
Fit For a Queen Pt. 1
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you’re doing and look at me.
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Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
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I’ve been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
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I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
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Okay ladies, strut it.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
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Thank you!
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If you ask me, it’s too, “Look at me, don’t look at me”.
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You have a point there.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 2
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
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I am not but one, but all of these things!
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Oh, brother.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
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A-plus for effort!
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I don’t know what they put in you girls’ cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 3
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Who’s next? Who is the next victim?
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Please, go on dear.
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No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
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Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock) If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
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Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let’s call it polyqueenary.
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No, there’s only one queen. That’s in every fairytale.
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Only one, one only!
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Alright! Don’t get your panties in a wad! Let’s move forward.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 4
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
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I’ve got a ‘selfie pole’!
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Born ready and stay ready.
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I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose (12h) If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose (12h, Draggle Rock) If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies (12h, Draggle Rock) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fit For a Queen Pt. 5
After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
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Silence, everyone! I’ve made my decision.
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I can’t hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
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Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
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Accepted.
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Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results (4h, Draggle Rock)
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Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
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What is a clich?
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That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it’s real nice but also a lie.
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A cliché?
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Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
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But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
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*near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
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Crocodile tears!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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