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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Gameplay

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The Pride of Springfield

After the user logs in on May 20th:

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Kent Brockman here live from the Alternate Springfield Pride where Mayor Quimby will kick off a first-of-its-kind pride parade, that's not a parade at all. It’s a race!

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Think track and field but with a very big twist, which is that all the contestants must be in drag. A drag race, so to speak. Where they came up with that we’ll never know!
Quimby What a great turn out. I never knew there were so many of you proud people. Thank you again for being here, and I look forward to leaving.
Lisa This is truly beautiful. The gentle simplicity of people loving who they want to love.
Homer Aww honey, that’s too bad.
Lisa Dad, you’re not even listening to me!
Homer I meant too good.
Task: Make Lisa Judge Homer (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Celebrate Pride (6s, Simpson House)
Marge Homer, I’m racing in the Pride Drag Race.
Homer I say no, it’s way too dangerous.
Marge I’m not asking you for permission, Homie. I’m telling you.
Homer Boy! You sure are a ‘bossy moo cow’ now that you feel all GOOD about yourself.
Marge Well I’m certainly not a cow. What cow would have this Glamazon suit? Remember it?
Homer Ooh la la!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Head Over Heels

Head Over Heels Pt. 1

After completing The Pride of Springfield:
Lenny I gotta admit, this race thingamajiggy has sure got everybody goosed up.
Carl No kidding, Lard Lad is even giving a year's supply of donuts to whoever wins the race.
Homer Whaaaa? Race?! What race?!
Lenny How do they know what a year's supply is?
Carl They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.
Homer Wait a minute. Do they realize what they’re doing here? This is... I can’t… *gasping* This is… I... so giant... mammoth. I can’t even-
Carl Homer, you okay there?
Lenny I think he’s having a heart attack!
Carl It was just too profound for that little brain of his.
Task: Collect Wigs [x105]
Task: Make Homer Recover From a Heart Attack (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)
Dr. Hibbert Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.
Homer I’m alive?
Dr. Hibbert *chuckles* Yes, you’re very much alive and most importantly, can pay.
Homer Did I miss the race?
Dr. Hibbert The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that’s on Saturday. Sign up is today.
Homer Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man’s life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Head Over Heels Pt. 2

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 1:
Homer Lisa give me some dirt.
Lisa What are you talking about Dad?
Homer Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don’t be a chicken. Hit your lights!
Lisa Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! *gasp* It’s the Mysterious Waylon!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Well hello little girl!
Lisa I should kiss your white-tipped French manicure for the great things you and all the girls have done for my mom!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png You must mean Marge! Why look at you, the spitting image of her!
Lisa Really?
Homer I’m not seeing it.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.
Homer Wouldn’t miss it for anything in the world.
Lisa Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you’ve awakened in my mom.
Homer Yeah, you did that. She’s meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can’t say in front of Lisa.
Task: Collect Wigs [x140]
Task: Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Homer Well it’s a drag race so how about we make a bet?
Lisa Dad, it’s a celebration, not appropriate.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png No, no, go on.
Homer How about we race for pinks?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Pinks?
Homer Pink slips!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png How did you know the slip I'm wearing is pink?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Head Over Heels Pt. 3

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 2:
Homer I’ll show that Mysterious whatever. I’ll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!
Bart What gives Homer? That’s the ‘I need something voice,’ so let me tell ya what...
Bart Give me ten bucks now and it’ll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.
Homer Deal.
Bart Alrighty lay it on me.
Homer Remember the sweet car we made together? Well... more you than me... okay, all you, but I watched?
Bart Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.
Homer Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won’t get into all of it but it’s donut-related.
Bart Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don’t have an engine.
Homer What in the? What?
Task: Collect Wigs [x175]
Task: Make Bart Explain Combustion Engines to Homer (12h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Have a Panic Attack (12h, Simpson House)
Homer Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.
Bart Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain’t gonna cut it.
Homer Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That’s not us, Bart.
Bart Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and “borrow” a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more “Skinner” than “others”.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Head Over Heels Pt. 4

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 3:
Lisa Dad! What did you do to the car?
Homer And you probably thought your dad would never amount to anything.
Lisa It looks insane! And what is it for?
Homer The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.
Lisa Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It’s a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...
Lisa Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?
Homer What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-
Marge You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you’ve ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it’s really, very, very dumb.
Task: Collect Wigs [x210]
Task: Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where’s that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I’m looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Well that’s the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there’s any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Honey, I didn’t hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!

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And they’re off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Head Over Heels Pt. 5

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 4:

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A blur of sequins and boas, these dames are both agile and fast. But not all, Marge Simpson seems to be floundering, pulling up the rear.

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Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.

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But what’s this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *out of breath* Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.
Homer Honey, it’s okay. We don’t need a car that much.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that’s good exercise!
Homer Now I want the car.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Of course you do! Perhaps you might check yourself before you wreck yourself next time!
Homer Okay.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png However, because I do like my Marge, I am willing to consider letting you off the hook. IF you would do some work in the club.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And of course, since this would be in the club you would need to be in full drag, makeup, wig, six-inch pumps.
Homer Okay. How hard can it be to walk in six-inch heels anyway?
Task: Collect Wigs [x210]
Task: Make Homer Get His Heels (4h, Simpsons House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

If the Shoe Fits

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Look at you! Sashay, sashay! Now what do you say?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Balançoire, balançoire!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Good Homer, that’s an improvement on the French.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png You know you’ve really made me see something I’ve never seen before.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And what’s that?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png That I’m somebody too.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Ha ha, almost. And here’s an almost compliment. There’s a slight chance that you could even look good in a year or so.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Thank you Mysterious whoever you are, you have made me better than I would have ever expected.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png That’s the spirit! I’m going to share one of my free donuts with you Homer...
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Walk over here now as that most fierce queen you have finally learned to be and get it girl!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Woo hoo!
Task: Make Homer "Get It" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png You’ve really come far on this journey and I’m proud of you Homer.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I’m fabulous. *belch* I must have these heels!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png As long as you think of me when you wear them, they’re yours.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Girl, who else would I think of? *belch* Too much rainbow beer I guess.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Throwing Shade

Throwing Shade Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I’m starting to make some real money with this Tubberware.
Julio I know you did, Miss Money-Bag.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png You kinda got that wrong but yes, I do know. And I feel good about myself. I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing.
Julio That’s right, what do they say? You know that thing? You eat it for breakfast. But you don’t eat it, but you feel it.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Julio Ah! I got it. You feel an oat!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Feel your oats? Yes, I’m feeling my oats.
Task: Make Marge "Feel Her Oats" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I feel like an incredibly powerful woman, like I could do anything.
Julio Yes, you can. You have nerves of Styrofoam. Always say your voice and don’t let the cat eat your tongue.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Throwing Shade Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *speaking to herself* Should I get the bath soap? No, it’s too expensive, but why not? Girl will take care of herself. Snap! *giggles*
Helen Lovejoy Good gracious, Marge?! Are you going to a costume party as a streetwalker or did you just forget your dress?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh hello, Helen.
Helen Lovejoy I just worry about your children.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png My children understand fashion. Although, it’s clear you are somewhat challenged in that area.
Helen Lovejoy I’m tasteful and modest.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Your tasteful and modest is everyone else’s drab and paunchy.
Helen Lovejoy I was trying to be helpful. But you are hopeless.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh yeah? Well take a good look at this.
Task: Make Marge Werk It (24h)
Julio Get a load of you, girl! She is going to bring the house down!
Helen Lovejoy How did she do that?
Julio Cuz she has ‘I’ ‘T’, girl. Plus, she made a lot of money selling that plastic crap.
Helen Lovejoy Tubberware?
Julio Yeah, she’s been raking it in. People love to put stuff in stuff, you know?
Helen Lovejoy Hmmm, interesting... Tubberware. I could easily do that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Throwing Shade Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Bart, we’re almost at church so please promise me that you won’t throw, spit, shoot, belch, say loudly or softly anything during the service.
Bart Hee hee, you forgot something.
Marge Did I? Oh I did, thank you. Both physically and mentally.
Bart Wow, Mom, you’re good.
Rev. Lovejoy God wants us to be fruitful BUT, and this is a big ‘but’ for God, if we cut the fruit into pieces and can’t eat it all, he wants us to put away our leftovers and not be wasteful.
Rev. Lovejoy He likes durable plastic and loves a perfect seal. So, go and be with God.
Rev. Lovejoy Oh, and Helen’s got a great assortment of Tubberware set up in front of the church if you should happen to be interested in that type of thing.
Marge It’s a disgrace to the pulpit, Helen, that you used your husband to help you sell Tubberware. Shame, shame.
Helen Lovejoy The church will receive a donation from my sizable income. I’m making a fortune here.
Marge You didn’t do anything. Your husband did. I’m the only self-made Tubberware queen up in this town and you know it!
Task: Make Marge Call a Meeting With Her Glamazons (8h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Throwing Shade Pt. 4

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I did my best to remain fabulous under the circumstances, but she really did pretty much corner the whole market. It's over for me.
Julio Well, with that attitude.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png What’s that supposed to mean?
Julio It means get a grip! Now c’mon, show me how ferocious you can be!
Task: Make Marge Get a Grip (4h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Julio Marge you get down on yourself too easily. It’s time to buck up, Brenda. Dust off your head and saddle your pony. Right partner?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh, Julio, even you can’t cheer me up.
Julio Marge this is the time for you to use the remote control and change the channel to you.
Julio You gotta find your inner unicorn snot and blow it into the hankie of life. You need to rise up like Phoenix, Arizona.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png But how in the world will I ever do that?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png I think I may have the answer to your little problem!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Throwing Shade Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Okay then, Marge are you willing and able to believe at all times that you are supremely fabulous, capable and above all that you are above all?
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Yaaaaaasasafrass! Your majesty.
Task: Make Marge Fly! (4h, Pageant Stage)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Look at Marge go! She is so divine, so spectacular, that she has taken to the sky!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png This queen of both large and small containers, their tops and their bottoms...
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png ...who is mesmerizingly skilled at merging the two with her dazzling array of Tubberware that can be purchased right here in this club.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Don’t miss out. Get this while you still can, ladies!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png That felt amazing! You’ve been so good to me. Practically the entire club is buying my Tubberware.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png It truly is useful stuff for us girls. I mean we’ve got pins, powders, brushes, lipsticks, bra fillers, tuck tape. Where are we going to put all this stuff?
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Walk In the Park

Walk In the Park Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge Lisa’s been in her room since she got home from school and she’s not wanting to tell me what’s wrong. I’m worried about her, Homer. Homer!
Homer What?
Marge I think this is a ‘Daddy job’. Would you go in there and talk to her?
Homer But Marge, can’t you see this is a high-speed live car chase?
Marge Yes, that’s been going on for two hours.
Homer What if I miss something?
Marge I’ll monitor it and alert you if needed.
Homer Huh?
Marge I will sit here with a pencil and paper and write everything down. The things I do. Mmmmm.
Task: Make Homer Go Talk to Lisa (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Take Notes on Homer's TV Show (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Homer *knocks on door* Honey, it’s me. Would you please open the door for Daddy? Lisa?
Lisa *fighting tears* I’m fine, Dad. Really, I'm just tired.
Homer Lisa, you’re not a very good liar. But you have a lot of other great qualities.
Lisa Okay. Come in.
Homer What happened sweetie?
Lisa I’m just ugly, that’s all, and I’ll just have to live with that. I’ve accepted it.
Homer Awwww, honey. You are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.
Lisa You really think so?
Homer I know so.
Lisa Because everyone makes fun of my hair. They call me “Pineapple”.
Homer Lisa, I’ve been called everything in the book by pretty much everyone: slob, fat, gordito, lazy, drunk, cow, drunken cow, pig, hippo, dumb, thickheaded, gross, slimy, stinky, gelatinous-
Lisa -Okay, okay.
Homer Hmmm, I have an idea. Meet me downstairs in five minutes, okay?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Walk In the Park Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I thought we might take a walk together.
Lisa You're going outside in that dress?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Why not? I love this dress! The freedom, no waistband and it’s easier to scratch an itch.
Lisa Yuck!
Task: Make Homer Take a Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Lisa Make Lisa Take a Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Oh no, that’s Mr. Burns, being pedaled on a tandem bicycle by Smithers, who reminds me of someone I’ve seen recently, but anyway, we’ve got to hide.
Lisa Why?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I like to keep myself out of his sight. Everytime he sees me he remembers to fire me for some reason.
Lisa Behind that bush!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png In these heels?!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Walk In the Park Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Too late.
Smithers Homer Simpson! Is that you?! You look fantastic.
Mr. Burns Yes, very exotic, the make-up really highlights your cheekbones.
Lisa I must say I’m pleasantly surprised that you are all so okay with my dad in a dress.
Smithers Mr. Burns recently explored Mallorca and to my delight is feeling much more open-minded these days.
Mr. Burns Ah, yes...live and let live.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Lisa Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png See Lisa, this whole pride thing lets us all know that people can think of you however they choose because that is something you have no control over.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png The real question is what do I think of myself?
Lisa Is it okay if I think I have a pretty great dad?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Aww honey, I think I’m pretty great too.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Walk In the Park Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Carl Heya Homer, what’s with the getup?
Lisa Hey, can I ask you guys a question? Um…do you ever like to wear dresses?
Lenny I would but I don’t have the body for it, too flat in the back. I’m a ‘pantsuiter’ myself.
Lisa Wow, this is so great. You guys are all okay with this?
Carl I say let everybody be who they are. Wear what they want to wear. Who cares?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Dresses are the best! My favorite part is how airy it feels everywhere.
Lisa I wish I didn’t know that.
Task: Make Homer Continue His Walk With Lisa (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Lisa Make Lisa Continue Her Walk With Homer (8h, Springfield Park Entrance or Brown House)
Lisa Dad, I’m honestly shocked at how accepting and loving everyone has been.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png You always need to be open to change and also be open to trying new things.
Lisa I like that idea.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png In fact, I’m going to try something new right now. You thirsty?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Walk In the Park Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Moe Oh hiya, Homer. Little Lisa. Gosh you're getting bigger every day. Now what can I get you twos?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Moe, I was just teaching Lisa that you have to try new things. So for the first time ever I would like to order a milk.
Moe Boy that sure is a huge change.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png No, I’ll take a beer. I’ll try something new tomorrow.
Lisa Dad!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Alright, alright. Two milks please.
Lisa I love you, Dad.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png And I love you. Your mom and I love you more than anything on this earth; but as we’ve learned from all of the drag queens today, you have to love yourself Lisa, then all is possible.
Task: Make Homer Cheers His Milk With Lisa (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Lisa Make Lisa Cheers Her Milk With Homer (1h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Fit For a Queen

Fit For a Queen Pt. 1

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Julio Okay queens, could I get everybody's attention please? This is big, so just stop what you’re doing and look at me.
Julio Draggle Rock's drag show needs a queen, and you queens look like you need a competition to give those claws something to dig into.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png I’ve been waiting for this very moment in time since seven thirty.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I did secretly want to be prom queen an awful lot.
Julio Okay ladies, strut it.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Go From Drab to Fab (4h, Draggle Rock)
Julio Nice dress Marge, not couture, yet simple design, elegant.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Thank you!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png If you ask me, it’s too, “Look at me, don’t look at me”.
Julio You have a point there.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 2

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Julio This Queen must reign with style supreme. She must carry herself with poise and sensibility. Her focus on being fabulous must never ever waiver.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I am not but one, but all of these things!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Oh, brother.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Analyze the Competition (4h, Draggle Rock)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Poor thing. You know for pre-show confidence I would give her high ratings.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png A-plus for effort!
Julio I don’t know what they put in you girls’ cups of Cool Maid drinks cuz that was pathetic.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 3

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Julio Who’s next? Who is the next victim?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Please, go on dear.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png No, you just want to watch me go, so you can analyze my style.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Oh, honey, your style? I could never.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Work the Runway (8h, Draggle Rock)
Julio Maybe we should have multiple Queens, let’s call it polyqueenary.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png No, there’s only one queen. That’s in every fairytale.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png Only one, one only!
Julio Alright! Don’t get your panties in a wad! Let’s move forward.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 4

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Julio Now ladies, as a Queen, you never know when you might be photographed. Will you be ready?
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I’ve got a ‘selfie pole’!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Born ready and stay ready.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png I seem to be pretty constant with my look for some reason.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Strike a Pose (12h)
If the user has Glamazon Marge: Task: Make Glamazon Marge Strike a Pose (12h, Draggle Rock)
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Take Ugly Selfies (12h, Draggle Rock)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fit For a Queen Pt. 5

After tapping on Smither's exclamation mark:
Julio Silence, everyone! I’ve made my decision.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png I can’t hardly stand it. The suspense, the painful suspense!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Well I for one just want to say that I think everyone was very good.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Accepted.
Task: Make Mysterious Waylon Await Results (4h, Draggle Rock)
Julio Okay, here goes, so you might think that I am being a clich.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png What is a clich?
Julio That thing when you heard it a gazillion times and it’s real nice but also a lie.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png A cliché?
Julio Oh yeah! Uh huh that. But anyway, what I was going to say, was that every one of you is a winner, which is a lie.
Julio But I like this idea that you all win because in our little polyqueenorious Zeitgeist, you are all winners.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *near tears* I want you all to know that I am so grateful and moved to call you all my friends.
Tapped Out Drag Sideshow Mel Icon.png Crocodile tears!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20