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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2020 content update/Gameplay

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The Pride of Springfield[edit]

After the user logs in on May 20th:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Kent Brockman here live from the Alternate Springfield Pride where Mayor Quimby will kick off a first-of-its-kind pride parade, that's not a parade at all. It's a race!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Think track and field but with a very big twist, which is that all the contestants must be in drag. A drag race, so to speak. Where they came up with that we'll never know!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png What a great turn out. I never knew there were so many of you proud people. Thank you again for being here, and I look forward to leaving.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is truly beautiful. The gentle simplicity of people loving who they want to love.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aww honey, that's too bad.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you're not even listening to me!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I meant too good.
Task: Make Lisa Judge Homer (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Celebrate Pride (6s, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I'm racing in the Pride Drag Race.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I say no, it's way too dangerous.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm not asking you for permission, Homie. I'm telling you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boy! You sure are a 'bossy moo cow' now that you feel all GOOD about yourself.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well I'm certainly not a cow. What cow would have this Glamazon suit? Remember it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh la la!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Head Over Heels[edit]

Head Over Heels Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Pride of Springfield:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I gotta admit, this race thingamajiggy has sure got everybody goosed up.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png No kidding, Lard Lad is even giving a year's supply of donuts to whoever wins the race.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whaaaa? Race?! What race?!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png How do they know what a year's supply is?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png They say the winner will receive an endless amount of donuts for a whole year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait a minute. Do they realize what they're doing here? This is... I can't... *gasping* This is... I... so giant... mammoth. I can't even-
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Homer, you okay there?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png I think he's having a heart attack!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png It was just too profound for that little brain of his.
Task: Collect Wigs [x105]
Task: Make Homer Recover From a Heart Attack (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Phew, you sure did give us a scare there, Homer. But just in the nick of time, your insurance approved coverage.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm alive?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *chuckles* Yes, you're very much alive and most importantly, can pay.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did I miss the race?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png The race in celebration of the LGBTQ and sometimes Y community? No, that's on Saturday. Sign up is today.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Today?! Sorry doc I gotta go. At some point in every man's life he hears his calling. His endless, sugary, buttery calling.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Head Over Heels Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa give me some dirt.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you talking about Dad?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Like the old James Dean movies, you know? Give me some dirt. Don't be a chicken. Hit your lights!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Have you been to Moe's? Oh my gosh! *gasp* It's the Mysterious Waylon!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Well hello little girl!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I should kiss your white-tipped French manicure for the great things you and all the girls have done for my mom!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png You must mean Marge! Why look at you, the spitting image of her!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm not seeing it.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And Homer! What a surprise to see you here.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wouldn't miss it for anything in the world.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Again, let me thank you for the inspiration, the revived inner woman that you've awakened in my mom.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, you did that. She's meaner now, but there are some benefits that I can't say in front of Lisa.
Task: Collect Wigs [x140]
Task: Make Homer Bet for Pink Slips (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well it's a drag race so how about we make a bet?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, it's a celebration, not appropriate.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png No, no, go on.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How about we race for pinks?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Pinks?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pink slips!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png How did you know the slip I'm wearing is pink?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Head Over Heels Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll show that Mysterious whatever. I'll win this thing and I know just the guy to help me do it. Bart!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What gives Homer? That's the 'I need something voice,' so let me tell ya what...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Give me ten bucks now and it'll give you a forty-five percent better chance of doing whatever lame thing you want me to do.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Deal.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Alrighty lay it on me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Remember the sweet car we made together? Well... more you than me... okay, all you, but I watched?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uhh, Homer. That was a soapbox car.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, the soap box derby one. We need it again but bigger so I can fit in it. Please Bart?! I need that car so that I can win that drag race. I won't get into all of it but it's donut-related.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Got it. But Dad, hello, soap box cars don't have an engine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What in the? What?
Task: Collect Wigs [x175]
Task: Make Bart Explain Combustion Engines to Homer (12h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Have a Panic Attack (12h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Alright so we need an engine. Done and done my boy, this old car of ours has one.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, uh, hate to tell you Homie but that ain't gonna cut it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hold on, not so fast, this car could be a fine-tuned piece of automotive geniusness if left in the hands of the right people. That's not us, Bart.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hold on, I have an idea. What if I go around and "borrow" a few items from some people I know around town? Skinner and others, more "Skinner" than "others".
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Head Over Heels Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! What did you do to the car?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And you probably thought your dad would never amount to anything.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It looks insane! And what is it for?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The drag race! And this little honey will beat any car out there.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad this is not a drag race that involves a car. It's a drag race, where a man puts on a dress and makeup, then runs with his own legs in heels...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why this is happening, I have no idea. But it is what it is, you know?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?! I bet the car on me using my legs? Oh no! Marge is gonna-
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You did what?! Homer of all the dummy things you've ever done. This is the absolute, most, dummy- Well, probably not actually but it's really, very, very dumb.
Task: Collect Wigs [x210]
Task: Make Marge Get Dolled Up for the Race (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Give Marge a Footrub (1h, Curl Up and Dye or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Marge, girl, you get over here, queen! And where's that blob-in-a-dress husband of yours? I'm looking forward to leaving her makeup imprinted in the dirt.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png Well that's the thing, uh, Homer didn't understand that this was a race which would require him to actually use his own body because that would be impossible.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png He thought a pink slip was the title to his car like in the old racing movies. And so I wanted to ask you if there's any way you would consider not taking our car if you win?
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Honey, I didn't hear a word you said. The race is starting, girl!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And they're off, tucked, and out the gate. These dazzling ladies have inspired me to say, for the first time, a resounding, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas Queen!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Head Over Heels Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png A blur of sequins and boas, these dames are both agile and fast. But not all, Marge Simpson seems to be floundering, pulling up the rear.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Barbara Streisman is pulling out to take the lead. Oh! Sideshow Melanie has blown a heel and tossed a wig.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But what's this?! The Mysterious Waylon is pulling out to take the lead. The Mysterious Waylon has won the race!
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png *out of breath* Aw, I tried Homie but these girls are way better at navigating heels than I am.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, it's okay. We don't need a car that much.
Tapped Out Glamazon Marge Icon.png The silver lining may be a lot more walking in our future and that's good exercise!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now I want the car.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Of course you do! Perhaps you might check yourself before you wreck yourself next time!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png However, because I do like my Marge, I am willing to consider letting you off the hook. IF you would do some work in the club.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And of course, since this would be in the club you would need to be in full drag, makeup, wig, six-inch pumps.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay. How hard can it be to walk in six-inch heels anyway?
Task: Collect Wigs [x210]
Task: Make Homer Get His Heels (4h, Simpsons House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

If the Shoe Fits[edit]

After completing Head Over Heels Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Look at you! Sashay, sashay! Now what do you say?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Balançoire, balançoire!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Good Homer, that's an improvement on the French.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png You know you've really made me see something I've never seen before.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png And what's that?
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png That I'm somebody too.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Ha ha, almost. And here's an almost compliment. There's a slight chance that you could even look good in a year or so.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Thank you Mysterious whoever you are, you have made me better than I would have ever expected.
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png That's the spirit! I'm going to share one of my free donuts with you Homer...
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png Walk over here now as that most fierce queen you have finally learned to be and get it girl!
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Woo hoo!
Task: Make Homer "Get It" (4h, Draggle Rock or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png You've really come far on this journey and I'm proud of you Homer.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png I'm fabulous. *belch* I must have these heels!
Tapped Out Mysterious Waylon Icon.png As long as you think of me when you wear them, they're yours.
Tapped Out Pride Homer Icon.png Girl, who else would I think of? *belch* Too much rainbow beer I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20