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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/Premium Gameplay
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Frinkenstein's Baby Monster
Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 1
| After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
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Scientifically speaking, which is how I always speak, there's no logical explanation for me talking to a baby version of myself.
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Then logically, there must be an illogical explanation.
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Your logic is ironclad... and I only wish your diaper were as well. We must run a series of experiments with the switches and the beakers and the kaboom in the face.
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...Thereby determining whether you're my spawn, a clone, a robot, or one of the thirty-seven other illogical possibilities.
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Plus, it'll be fun!
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Affirmative.
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Task: Make Baby Frink Play Tiny Mad Tinkerer (4h, Frink's House)
Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 2
| After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
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There's only one logical illogical explanation. I've gone back in time to when I was just a young bloygler!
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I was afraid of that. And also of monsters under my crib. Whatever we do, we must prevent me from doing or touching anything that might disrupt the space-time--
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Yes, yes, the space-time continuum, everybody knows about that! Just shut up and start not disrupting it.
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Task: Make Baby Frink Try Not to Change Timelines (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 3
| After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
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Oh no, we've made a terrible mistake! It was YOU who went back in time, not me! So YOU were supposed to not disrupt the space-time continuum!
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Oh Gloyd! If I disrupted anything, anything at all, then I don't exist anymore!
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True. But since you do exist... hello?
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...
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Hello?
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Eh, he probably just went to the store to get me some baby food, because if I starve to death then he won't ever exist.
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Hello?
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Task: Make Baby Frink Ponder the Unknowable (1h, Frink's House)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Offer
| After tapping on Gil's Moe's Express Lemonade mark:
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So there ol' Gil was, lunching on perfectly good avocado peels behind Taco Bell, when all of a sudden... BLAZAMMO!
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The Youthenizer goes off, and I notice it's baby-ized my dear friends Barney and Moe.
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Never hearda ya.
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So what'd'ya say, won't you adopt some poor helpless babies and save them from the unrelenting horror of being raised by me?
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| On offer accepted:
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Yes! You'll give these innocent children the shot ol' Gil never had.
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Curse you, Mom and Dad! Why didn't you teach me to sell timeshares sooner?
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| On offer declined:
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No! Don't leave these kids with me! Now I've got two more mouths to feed!
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Three if you count my baby panda, but he only eats five or ten sacks of bamboo a day. And it better be imported!
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Frozen Moe Lemonade
Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 1
| After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
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I declare Moe's Express Lemonade open for business!
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One lemonade please!
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Sure thing, Barn. You payin' cash or card?
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Card please. Here ya go.
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Wait a second, this card is a birth announcement!
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What other kind of card would a baby have? Open up a tab, please! *belch*
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Task: Make Baby Moe Work the Lemonade Counter (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Baby Barney Keep His Lemonade Tab Running (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 2
| After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
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Ooh, a lemonade stand? Set me up, Moe! Here's my card.
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This is an immunization card!
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And you missed your last mumps vaccine!
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Mumps shmumps. Gimme my lemonade before my glands get too swollen to drink!
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Cripes, what was I thinkin'? Babies don't got no money! I need to work a side job until I get some adult customers.
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Task: Make Baby Moe Smuggle Exotic Baby Animals (12h)
Task: Make Baby Barney Chug Lemonade (12h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Baby Homer Dwink Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 3
| After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
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That's it! I've had it with yous twos!
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You're both officially banned from this, as well as any future establishment I may eventually open.
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But we're all you got! Grown-ups don't drink lemonade!
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Mmm. This lemonade is delicious!
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And it's really got a kick to it!
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What? How is that possible?
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You left it out in the sun so long that it fermented.
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Yum! This stuff makes grown-up-Moe's watered-down beer taste like watered-down water. Here, take my actual credit card and charge me any amount you want.
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And also this wad of genuine cash that I carry around in my big boy pants.
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Woo-hoo!
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Task: Make Baby Moe Serve Grownups (24h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Lenny Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Carl Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Burns, Baby Burns
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
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My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe.
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As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet.
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But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394...
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Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!
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I want in.
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Task: Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early (1h, Colonel Burns Mansion)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
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I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six.
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I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me.
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Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins.
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Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune!
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But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral.
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Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine.
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The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.
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Task: Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
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Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins.
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So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing!
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Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power...
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...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.
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Ah yes, I remember it well.
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No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense.
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I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!
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Excellent.
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Task: Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant (4h)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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StacyCon 2019
StacyCon 2019 Pt. 1
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{{{1}}}
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Huh. I guess it's only the one day this year.
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Even so, it's gonna be nonstop Malibu Stacy action!
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Until it stops at six o'clock sharp.
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See you there, Stacy-Crays!
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Task: Make Teenage Smithers Record StacyCon Promo (4h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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StacyCon 2019 Pt. 2
| After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:
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It's panic time, Waylon!, Crowds of rowdy Stacy-Crays are practically breaking down the doors!
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Which is weird, because they're not locked. I guess they just don't like doors.
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Time to run through the final checklist. Badges? Laminated!
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Exclusive limited-edition Stewardess Stacy? Sold out! That's right, I bought them all and that's YOUR problem.
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Security? Armed to the teeth with velveted bludgeons!
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{{{1}}}
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Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run Through Many Checklists (12h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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StacyCon 2019 Pt. 3
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Security alert in the convention hall! One of the Stacy-Crays has gone cray cray!
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What kind of gobbletygook is that? Speak English, man!
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Sorry. One of the convention-goers began rioting when he learned the limited edition figurine was sold out.
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So we had to beat him into submission.
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I mean we didn't have to, but it seemed like the right thing to do.
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It actually felt very nice. May I please have my dolly now?
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No you may not! Come back in an hour and I'll give you one.
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Y-yes, Mr. Teenager, sir.
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I love power.
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Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run StacyCon With an Iron Fist (24h, Springfield Convention Center or Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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| After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
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Well if it isn't my brother, Llewellyn, the artiste of the family! Most art is counterproductive and a drain on society's resources. Welcome!
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Thank you, sweet sister. You'll be pleased to hear I've forsworn the theater. Inspired by you, I shall instead take the noble path of caring for our precious young people.
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Because I love and care about children?
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Because you're broke and unemployed?
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Now that you mention it, yes. I need to make rent or I'll be out on the street sleeping in an unheated horse costume.
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Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Get Child CPR Training (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
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Wait! Perhaps I can combine my two great loves – theater and whatchamacallit.
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Child care?
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That sounds right. I'll call it "Community Theater Daycare". I can watch busy people's kids and simultaneously teach them classical acting technique.
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Good luck. I'm glad you found your calling in this bleak, cruel, hopeless world.
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And remember, children respond to optimism!
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Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Open Community Theater Daycare (8h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
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All right, the signup sheets have been up at the laundromat for a month now. Let's see how many kids enrolled.
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ZERO?! Doesn't anyone have a passion for acting in this town?
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I do, but I can't read yet.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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Curses, my plan was fatally flawed. Everyone knows babies can't read scripts, nor even librettos!
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Then they must first learn to read! That is how you build the infant resistance.
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Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Teach Babies to Read Ayn Rand (24h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
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Finally, the babies can read, thanks to my technique of YELLING LOUDLY!
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I'm scarred for life, but it worked great.
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Babies, find your marks! We'll begin by rehearsing the big kickline!
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Kickline? But we can't walk or even stand up.
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What?! Why wasn't I informed? Prepare for MORE YELLING!
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Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Direct Baby Theater (12h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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