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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/Premium Gameplay

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Frinkenstein's Baby Monster[edit]

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Scientifically speaking, which is how I always speak, there's no logical explanation for me talking to a baby version of myself.
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Then logically, there must be an illogical explanation.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Your logic is ironclad... and I only wish your diaper were as well. We must run a series of experiments with the switches and the beakers and the kaboom in the face.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png ...Thereby determining whether you're my spawn, a clone, a robot, or one of the thirty-seven other illogical possibilities.
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Plus, it'll be fun!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Affirmative.
Task: Make Baby Frink Play Tiny Mad Tinkerer (4h, Frink's House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png There's only one logical illogical explanation. I've gone back in time to when I was just a young bloygler!
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png I was afraid of that. And also of monsters under my crib. Whatever we do, we must prevent me from doing or touching anything that might disrupt the space-time--
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Yes, yes, the space-time continuum, everybody knows about that! Just shut up and start not disrupting it.
Task: Make Baby Frink Try Not to Change Timelines (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Oh no, we've made a terrible mistake! It was YOU who went back in time, not me! So YOU were supposed to not disrupt the space-time continuum!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Oh Gloyd! If I disrupted anything, anything at all, then I don't exist anymore!
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png True. But since you do exist... hello?
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Hello?
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Eh, he probably just went to the store to get me some baby food, because if I starve to death then he won't ever exist.
Tapped Out Baby Frink Icon.png Hello?
Task: Make Baby Frink Ponder the Unknowable (1h, Frink's House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Offer[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Moe's Express Lemonade mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png So there ol' Gil was, lunching on perfectly good avocado peels behind Taco Bell, when all of a sudden... BLAZAMMO!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png The Youthenizer goes off, and I notice it's baby-ized my dear friends Barney and Moe.
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Never hearda ya.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png So what'd'ya say, won't you adopt some poor helpless babies and save them from the unrelenting horror of being raised by me?
Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Deal.png
On offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Yes! You'll give these innocent children the shot ol' Gil never had.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Curse you, Mom and Dad! Why didn't you teach me to sell timeshares sooner?
On offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png No! Don't leave these kids with me! Now I've got two more mouths to feed!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Three if you count my baby panda, but he only eats five or ten sacks of bamboo a day. And it better be imported!

Frozen Moe Lemonade[edit]

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png I declare Moe's Express Lemonade open for business!
Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon.png One lemonade please!
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Sure thing, Barn. You payin' cash or card?
Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon.png Card please. Here ya go.
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Wait a second, this card is a birth announcement!
Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon.png What other kind of card would a baby have? Open up a tab, please! *belch*
Task: Make Baby Moe Work the Lemonade Counter (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Baby Barney Keep His Lemonade Tab Running (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Ooh, a lemonade stand? Set me up, Moe! Here's my card.
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png This is an immunization card!
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png And you missed your last mumps vaccine!
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png Mumps shmumps. Gimme my lemonade before my glands get too swollen to drink!
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Cripes, what was I thinkin'? Babies don't got no money! I need to work a side job until I get some adult customers.
Task: Make Baby Moe Smuggle Exotic Baby Animals (12h)
Task: Make Baby Barney Chug Lemonade (12h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Baby Homer Dwink Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png That's it! I've had it with yous twos!
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png You're both officially banned from this, as well as any future establishment I may eventually open.
Tapped Out Baby Barney Icon.png But we're all you got! Grown-ups don't drink lemonade!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Mmm. This lemonade is delicious!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png And it's really got a kick to it!
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png What? How is that possible?
Tapped Out Baby Homer Icon.png You left it out in the sun so long that it fermented.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yum! This stuff makes grown-up-Moe's watered-down beer taste like watered-down water. Here, take my actual credit card and charge me any amount you want.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png And also this wad of genuine cash that I carry around in my big boy pants.
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Woo-hoo!
Task: Make Baby Moe Serve Grownups (24h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Lenny Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Task: Make Carl Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Burns, Baby Burns[edit]

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394...
Tapped Out Colonel Burns Icon.png Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png I want in.
Task: Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early (1h, Colonel Burns Mansion)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune!
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.
Task: Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins.
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing!
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power...
Tapped Out Young Burns Icon.png ...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ah yes, I remember it well.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!
Tapped Out Young Burns and Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent.
Task: Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

StacyCon 2019[edit]

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png {{{1}}}
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Huh. I guess it's only the one day this year.
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Even so, it's gonna be nonstop Malibu Stacy action!
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Until it stops at six o'clock sharp.
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png See you there, Stacy-Crays!
Task: Make Teenage Smithers Record StacyCon Promo (4h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png It's panic time, Waylon!, Crowds of rowdy Stacy-Crays are practically breaking down the doors!
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Which is weird, because they're not locked. I guess they just don't like doors.
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Time to run through the final checklist. Badges? Laminated!
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Exclusive limited-edition Stewardess Stacy? Sold out! That's right, I bought them all and that's YOUR problem.
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png Security? Armed to the teeth with velveted bludgeons!
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png {{{1}}}
Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run Through Many Checklists (12h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Security alert in the convention hall! One of the Stacy-Crays has gone cray cray!
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png What kind of gobbletygook is that? Speak English, man!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Sorry. One of the convention-goers began rioting when he learned the limited edition figurine was sold out.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png So we had to beat him into submission.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png I mean we didn't have to, but it seemed like the right thing to do.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png It actually felt very nice. May I please have my dolly now?
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png No you may not! Come back in an hour and I'll give you one.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Y-yes, Mr. Teenager, sir.
Tapped Out Teenage Smithers Icon.png I love power.
Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run StacyCon With an Iron Fist (24h, Springfield Convention Center or Malibu Stacy Fan Club)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Community Theater Daycare[edit]

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png Well if it isn't my brother, Llewellyn, the artiste of the family! Most art is counterproductive and a drain on society's resources. Welcome!
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Thank you, sweet sister. You'll be pleased to hear I've forsworn the theater. Inspired by you, I shall instead take the noble path of caring for our precious young people.
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Because I love and care about children?
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png Because you're broke and unemployed?
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Now that you mention it, yes. I need to make rent or I'll be out on the street sleeping in an unheated horse costume.
Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Get Child CPR Training (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Wait! Perhaps I can combine my two great loves – theater and whatchamacallit.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png Child care?
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png That sounds right. I'll call it "Community Theater Daycare". I can watch busy people's kids and simultaneously teach them classical acting technique.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png Good luck. I'm glad you found your calling in this bleak, cruel, hopeless world.
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png And remember, children respond to optimism!
Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Open Community Theater Daycare (8h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png All right, the signup sheets have been up at the laundromat for a month now. Let's see how many kids enrolled.
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png ZERO?! Doesn't anyone have a passion for acting in this town?
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png I do, but I can't read yet.
Tapped Out Baby Moe Icon.png Me neither.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Me neither.
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Curses, my plan was fatally flawed. Everyone knows babies can't read scripts, nor even librettos!
Tapped Out Mrs. Sinclair Icon.png Then they must first learn to read! That is how you build the infant resistance.
Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Teach Babies to Read Ayn Rand (24h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Finally, the babies can read, thanks to my technique of YELLING LOUDLY!
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png I'm scarred for life, but it worked great.
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png Babies, find your marks! We'll begin by rehearsing the big kickline!
Tapped Out Baby Marge Icon.png Kickline? But we can't walk or even stand up.
Tapped Out Llewellyn Sinclair Icon.png What?! Why wasn't I informed? Prepare for MORE YELLING!
Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Direct Baby Theater (12h, Springfield Community Theater)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20