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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2015 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's Valentine's Day content update from 2015. For other year's Tapped Out Valentine's Day content updates, see TSTO Valentine's Day Content Updates.
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"Valentine's Day 2015"
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2013 Valentine's Day Splash Screen
2014 Valentine's Day Splash Screen

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2015 content update was released on February 12, 2015, the third Valentine's event. The mini-event ends on February 17, 2015 at 8am (GMT), and there are so far three new items in this mini-event. It was an update with a size of 18.8MB.

On Valentine's Day (8am-8am GMT), Sir Love-A-Lot was placed into our inventory.

The event, its features and items require reaching Level 5 to unlock.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
100px Brandine Donut100 Tapped Out Brandine New Character.png Returning from Valentine's Day 2014. Her "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task will unlock Birthday, Whitney and Dubya, implemented in last year's event.
Mindy Simmons.png Mindy - Tapped Out Mindy New Character.png Unlocked with Madame Chao's. Returning from Valentine's Day 2014.
Birthday Spuckler.png Birthday FREE Tapped Out Birthday New Character.png Returning from Valentine's Day 2014.
Unlocked with Brandine's "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task.
Dubya Spuckler.png Dubya Tapped Out Dubya Spuckler New Character.png
Whitney Spuckler.png Whitney Tapped Out Whitney Spuckler New Character.png

Costumes

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse.png Sidekick Milhouse FREE Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Unlock.png Unlocked in "Fission Impossible Pt. 8".

Buildings

Image Name Costs Building time Task Character(s) unlocked when built Returning from
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Tapped Out.png Phineas Q. Butterfat's Donut80 6s Causing Cavities None. Valentine's Day 2013 and 2014.
Howard's Flowers Tapped Out.png Howard's Flowers Donut70 6s Capitalizing on Insecure Relationships
Tapped Out Up, Up and Buffet!.png Up, Up and Buffet! Donut90 6s Taking Low Standards to New Heights Valentine's Day 2014
Tapped Out Madame Chao's.png Madame Chao's Donut145 6s Serenading Uncomfortable Couples Mindy
Krustyland
Tapped Out Tunnel of Love.png Tunnel of Love Donut60 6s Perfuming Stagnant Water None. Valentine's Day 2014.

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Animatronic Bears.png Animatronic Bears Donut50
Sir Love-A-Lot.png Sir Love-A-Lot Free on Valentine's Day
Returning from Valentine's Day 2013 and 2014.
Tapped Out Valentine's Tree.png Valentine's Tree Cash760
Tapped Out Love Planter.png Love Planter Cash1,300
Tapped Out Valentine's Pond.png Valentine's Pond Donut30
Tapped Out Cozy Hammock.png Cozy Hammock Donut40
Tapped Out I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train.png I Choo-Choo Choose You Train Donut50
Tapped Out Cherub Topiary.png Cherub Topiary Cash3,500
Tapped Out Rose Arch.png Rose Arch Cash1,900

Gameplay

The "Kill Date", as stated in the files for these quests, is March 17, 2015 at 8am (GMT).

Fission Impossible

Fission Impossible Pt. 1

After logging into your town:
Marge Hey sweetie, how are you valentines coming along?
Lisa Almost done.
Lisa I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"...
Lisa ... and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.
Marge Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.
Lisa I'm sending a card to Fallout Boy.
Marge Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.
Task: Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Valentine's event items unlock in the store.

Fission Impossible Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1:
Bart Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick’s organ donor deliveries today.
Milhouse Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write.
Bart Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you.
Milhouse Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.”
Milhouse I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup.
Bart These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!
Milhouse Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there.
Bart You’d better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.
Task: Build Van Houten House
Task: Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa (8h, Van Houten House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fission Impossible Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!
Homer How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset.
Lisa Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten...
Lisa ... no Fallout Boy...
Lisa I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card?
Lisa I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim.
Task: Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger
If the user doesn't have Bart's Tree House: (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Bart's Tree House: (4h, Bart's Tree House)
After job start:
Milhouse Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency!
Kirk You have clean underwear in the laundry room.
Milhouse Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!
Kirk Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Milhouse Any true hero would.
Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Unlock.png
After tapping:
Task: Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa's Rescue
If the user doesn't have Bart's Tree House: (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Bart's Tree House: (4h, Bart's Tree House)
Lisa Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!
Sidekick Milhouse I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!
Lisa But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.
Sidekick Milhouse I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills!
Sidekick Milhouse Darn! I left my pill purse at home.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fission Impossible Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Sidekick Milhouse Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?
Lisa I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy.
Sidekick Milhouse Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail.
Sidekick Milhouse The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops.
Lisa *sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?
Sidekick Milhouse I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!
Task: Make Lisa Wait in a Tree
If the user doesn't have Bart's Tree House: (24h, Simpson House, Milhouse)
If the user has Bart's Tree House: (24h, Bart's Tree House, Milhouse)
Lisa Milhouse, wake up!
Sidekick Milhouse Huh?! Whuh?!
Lisa One of those valentine's cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fission Impossible Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa “Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.”
Lisa That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.”
Sidekick Milhouse That’s nice of him.
Lisa No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills.
Sidekick Milhouse What are you going to do?
Lisa I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.
Sidekick Milhouse Who’s that?
Lisa You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.
System Message Don't miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON!
File:Tapped Out Fallout Boy Coming Soon.png
After tapping:
Task: Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse (24h, Krusty Burger, Milhouse)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fission Impossible Pt. 6

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Sidekick Milhouse I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no...
Sidekick Milhouse ... which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!
Sidekick Milhouse A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me!
Task: Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate (4h, Van Houten House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Fission Impossible Pt. 7

After logging into your town on Valentine's Day:
System Message Happy Valentine’s from Tapped Out! Here’s some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!
File:Tapped Out Sir Love-A-Lot Unlock.png
After tapping, it goes to the inventory where "Sir Love-A-Lot" is in yellow text.

Return to Sender

Return to Sender Pt. 1

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Ralph I got a valiumtime!
Wiggum It’s "valentine", Ralphie. A valentine with no name. I think you might have a secret admirer!
Wiggum Lucky for you, I’m a cop and can solve mysteries...
Wiggum ...by hammering confessions out of little girls who don’t have the guts to sign their names.
Wiggum Ralphie, I’ll need you to send out valentines to set the trap.
Ralph Yay! My cop daddy is going rogue!
Task: Make Ralph Send Out a Valentine (12h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Return to Sender Pt. 2

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Ralph I sent out one valentine and got one back!
Ralph Then I sent out two valentines and got two back!
Wiggum Looks like the ladies all want a corner cut of Ralphie cake.
Wiggum Since I haven’t shaken a confession out of any of your school chums, we need to cast a wider net.
Ralph I’ll send cards to every girl, kitty-cat and horsie in Springfield!
Task: Make Ralph Send Out More Valentines (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Return to Sender Pt. 3

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Ralphie, all these valentines are coming from the same dopey girl. She can barely scrawl her name.
Wiggum Let Daddy see the envelopes they came in.
Wiggum They’re all marked “Return to Sender.” Did you forget to put stamps on the cards?
Ralph Those yummy thin mints? I ate Star Spangled Banners and Shirley Chisholms!
Ralph My tummy’s gummy for Valentine’s Day!
Task: Make Ralph Enjoy All His Valentines (24h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy

The following questline won't appear if you got Mindy in 2014's Event.

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Lisa, I thought of an amazing Valentine present for your mom - dinner at a resturant she's never been to.
Task: Make Homer Book a Reservation (1h, Madame Chao's)
Homer Hello there! I'd like to book a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day.

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I regret we are fully booked for Valentine's Day.
Homer What?!

Template:Tapped Out Host Icon

It's a fancy way of saying, "You Not Eat Here."
Homer But I just built this place! How can you be fully booked?!

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Yes, Sir, I agree it is unlikely. It almost seems like I'm just saying that because we don't serve your kind.
Homer What?!

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"Your Kind": loutish, impolite, cheap-os.

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Thank you so much for leaving now.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Stupid restaurant! I think they were still mad about the stuff I tracked in that we thought was dog poop but turned out to be much, much worse.
Lenny Homer, stop telling the “I couldn't get a reservation story” already.
Carl Yeah, usually, we like inane chatter but that, like, criminally inane.
Mindy Hi, Homer! It's me, Mindy! I'm working here again. It's great to see you.
Homer Blerf…
Mindy Um, okay. Guess I'll see you around. Bye!
Homer Blerf!
Lenny Hey, Homer, isn't she the woman to whom you had an unnaturally strong physical attraction?
Carl The only woman who made you question your love for Marge?
Homer Blerf blerf. Blerf be-blerf blerf, blerf.
Lenny Oopsie, looks like she short-circuited his brain, should we do something?
Carl Nah, he'll tell the restaurant story again. Just push him over to his console, he'll be fine.
Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Control Building
Task: Make Homer Work a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building)
Task: Make Mindy Work a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building)
After job start:
Mindy Oh hi, Homer! Imagine meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Homer Even smaller elevator.
Mindy Hmm, now that your face is inches away from mine I can see you look sad. What's wrong?
Homer I'm trying to do something nice for Marge for Valentine's Day and well, it's frustrating.
Mindy So, you're still married?
Homer Pretty much, yeah.
Mindy Well, I've got an idea that will solve all your problems.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Mindy So, Homer did you think about what we talked about?
Homer I don't know... I'm not really that kind of guy.
Mindy That's what makes it so perfect! Marge will never suspect!
Mindy Look, just think about it. While you do, I'll ride my motorcyle all around town.
Homer *groan* Are you gonna look cool while you do it?
Mindy Probably.
Homer *groan*
Task: Make Mindy Ride Motorcycle (24h)
Homer Okay, Mindy. I've thought it over. I'm in!
Mindy Woo hoo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Okay, I can't believe we're actually gonna do this. I'll go pick up some champagne.
Mindy And I'll scope out a secluded spot on the beach. It'll give me a chance to work on my tan.
Task: Have a Beach Expansion and Have a Lawn Chair
Task: Make Mindy Work on Tan (12h, Beach Chair)
Task: Make Homer Buy Champagne (12h, Kwik-E-Mart)
After sending Mindy on her quest:
Mindy I guess you could have a picnic on this beach, if you have a blanket thick enough to protect you from hypodermic needles. And wild dogs.
After sending Homer on his quest:
Homer Apu, give me a bottle of your finest convenience store champagne!
Apu Certainly, I will go in the back and make you a fresh bottle while you wait.
Homer Oooo! Custom Champagne!
Apu I'll just grab this box of wine and these fizzy cold medicine tablets and be right back.
When the quests is completed:
Homer Apu's champagne tastes terrible. Though it did relieve my sneezing, coughing, stuffy head, and fever.
Mindy The beach was a bust too. There's a huge bum fight going on. I think it's some kind of championship.
Homer Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
Mindy Oh, you know I'm not going to accept that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, where are you going? Why are you all dressed up?
Homer I'm heading to Madame Chao's with Mindy.
Lisa Shouldn't you be planning a Valentine's surprise for Mom instead of eating a romantic lunch with this co-worker woman?
Homer Lisa, don't you think I can do two things at once? It's called two-timing and I happen to be great at it.
Task: Make Homer Eat at Madame Chao's (4h, Madame Chao's)
Task: Make Mindy Eat at Madame Chao's (4h, Madame Chao's)
Mindy Isn't everything delicious? By the way, Homer, you smell great!
Homer I tried something new - a shower. I hope that doesn't tip Marge off!
Lisa Look at him showered, eating with utensils, cheating on Mom. What's happening to Dad?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Tonight's the night. Are you ready to do it?
Mindy I don't know what you're waiting for, big guy! Let's do it right now!
Lisa Oh my God! Right here? Now, while I'm spying on them? I can feel the psychological scars forming!
Mindy Okay, step one: Get that wife of yours out of the house.
Homer Perfect! You know, you're pretty romantic when you want to be.
Lisa What the heck?!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Marge Go for a Romantic Stroll with Homer (5h, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Much Ado About Mindy Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Stop right there, Dad. This has gone far enough! You have to tell Mom what's going on between you and that Mindy woman!
Homer But Lisa, Marge isn't supposed to know about what's going on between me and Mindy!
Marge WHAT?!
Homer Mindy was helping me plan a romantic picnic on the beach but the beach was dangerous and the champagne was gross but surprisingly still very drinkable.
Lisa But what about the date you had with her at that restaurant?
Homer We were picking up food for dinner tonight, but we knew the only to keep me from eating it all on the way home, was for me to eat a huge lunch at the restaurant.
Homer Right now, while we're strolling, Mindy is setting up a romantic picnic dinner at our house, with no wild dogs, or bums. Unless she really strays from the plan we made.
Marge Oh, Homer, you are such a good Valentine! Thank you!
Lisa I'm sorry Dad. It's just the dialogue between you and Mindy was so... misleading. Almost intentionally so.
Homer Misleading?! You're crazy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave your mother.
Lisa What?!
Homer And flower her. You know, give her a bouquet of leaves and flowers. What did you think I meant?
Lisa Grrrr.
Task: Make Homer Go on a Valentine's Date with Marge (8h, Simpson House, Marge)
Marge This was wonderful, Homer. Happy Valentine's Day.
Homer You too, Sweetie. And since it's all take out, you don't have to clean up. We can just let the dog eat the paper plates.
Marge Um, I'll just throw them in the trash.
Homer You crazy romantic kook, you.
Homer *smooch*
Marge *smooch*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Conform-O-Meter and Krusty-O-Meter

BUILDING OR ITEM RATING POINTS BONUS
Phineas Q. Butterfat's Gluttony 10
Madame Chao's
Up, Up and Buffet!
Howard's Flowers Consumerism
Tunnel of Love Nausea (KrustyLand)
Valentine's Tree Tree-hugging
Kitsch (KrustyLand)
150
10
Love Planter Vanity
Kitsch (KrustyLand)
200
10
Rose Arch 250
10
Cherub Topiary 350
10
Beach Chair Vanity 10
Sir Love-A-Lot 10
Animatronic Bears 50 2.5%
Valentine's Pond 300 0.75%
Cozy Hammock 400 2.00%
I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 500 2.25%

Other changes made

February 12 update ("v4_12_VALENTINES2015")

File:Tapped Out Vigilantes.png
Vigilantes characters group
  • Added Valentine's Tree to the Trees group.
  • Building the Tunnel of Love now yelds XP60.
  • Changed the Tunnel of Love tap sound to a louder one.
  • Madame Chao's now yelds premium payout.
  • Marge's Ride Tunnel of Love with Homer job is now Premium.
  • Mindy's jobs now pay Premium.
  • A new character collection has been added: Vigilantes, with Sidekick Milhouse as the first "character" in it.

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