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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2018 content update/Premium Gameplay

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Mr. Mean Guy

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Morty All right, who’s up for a game of poker?
Grampa We’re watching Matlock.
Morty Matlock?! I’m super old and even I don’t remember what that is.
Morty Can’t we switch it to something more exciting? There’s a boxing match on.
Jasper I’ll box your ears if you don’t pipe down.
Morty Bring it!
Task: Make Morty Get in a Fight (1h)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That’s the third time this week you’ve given an adult diaper wedgie.
Morty I was just helping him adjust his pants!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
Morty Fine, who needs this dump anyway.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Morty Good riddance! Who needs ya!
Moe Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
Morty They’re a bunch of walking corpses!
Moe Yeah, walking corpses who don’t make trouble.
Morty I ain’t goin’ back there!
Moe Well you can’t live with me. You’re gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
Morty Ah, crap in your hat!
Task: Make Morty Refine His Social Skills (24h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Moe Well, Dad, what have you learned?
Morty That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
Moe Great! I think you’re ready to go on a job interview!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3

After completing Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2:
Wise Guy So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
Morty Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men’s leisurewear store.
Morty Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
Wise Guy So you’re planning on doing nothing?
Morty No, I’ll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
Wise Guy You’re hired!
Task: Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire (12h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Moe How’d your first day of work go, Dad?
Morty Great! Until I got fired.
Moe How do you get fired on your first day?!
Morty Apparently you’re not allowed to drink on the job.
Moe They don’t even have liquor there!
Morty But the cologne has a hell of a kick!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Morty I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
Wiggum That wasn’t a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
Wiggum You’re wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Wiggum You’re coming downtown.
Morty Well, at least I’ll have a roof over my head for the night.
Wiggum Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there’s a giant hole in it.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station
Task: Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail (4h, Police Station)
Wiggum Look, I don’t think this living arrangement is working out.
Wiggum You never do the dishes, you’re always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
Morty Just give me till the end of the week.
Wiggum You gotta go!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Morty You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
Rev. Lovejoy The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
Morty Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
Rev. Lovejoy A place to stay?!
Rev. Lovejoy How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?
Task: Make Morty Give Up (1h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Morty I can't do it anymore.
Morty I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
Morty Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
Morty All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I’ll have a real nice bed!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Brothers and Box Springs

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Marv I don’t know what’s happening, I haven’t made a mattress sale all month.
Marv Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
Moe Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
Marv Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
Marv And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...
Task: Make Marv Aggressively Advertise (24h, Mattress King
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2

After completing Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1:
Marv I spent all day out there and didn’t get as much as a “Get the hell out of my way, jerk!”
Marv I knew I shoulda been spinnin’ the sign counterclockwise!
Moe Maybe you’re losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
Marv How does that work?
Moe You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
Marv No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
Moe You’ve never been on the Internet?!
Marv I played a video slot machine once, does that count?
Task: Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever (1h, Mattress King)
Marv Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
Moe Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
Marv Fake news!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Marv It’s no use, I can’t compete with the Internet.
Marv If I was up against a regular store, I’d just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
Marv But how do you attack the Internet?
Moe You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
Marv Huh?
Moe Hit the thumbs-down button and give ‘em bad reviews!
Task: Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews (12h, Mattress King)
Marv I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn’t seem to do much good.
Moe What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
Marv Yeah, and it’s still a higher rating than my store!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Marv It’s no use, my mattress store is ruin’t.
Marv Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he’s gonna cut me out of his will.
Marv Or worse, he’s gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
Moe Hey, why don’t we shoot one last commercial together!
Marv What’s the point?
Moe What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?
Task: Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe (4h, Mattress King, Moe)
Marv Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
Moe I’m fine, I’m wearin’ leather.
Marv My commercial is ruined!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Marv Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
Moe They’re here to buy mattresses, dummy.
Moe Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
Marv You mean these people all think I’m a joke?! I’ll show them!
Moe Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack ‘em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
Marv Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I’m gonna remember this day forever!
Task: Make Marv Sell Mattresses (4h, Mattress King)
Marv I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
Moe Uh, yeah, me too.
Marv You bought one of those online mattresses, didn’t you?!
Moe I couldn’t resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
Marv I’m gonna shoe-smack you so hard!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Bob's Buddhas

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge I want to speak to the manager, this food is horrible!

Template:Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Silhouette Icon

You rang?
Bart and Lisa Ahh! Sideshow Bob!
Bart You’re the owner of Bob’s Big Buddha?!
Sideshow Bob That’s right. And I suppose you’re going to accuse me of trying to poison you?
Lisa No, we’re going to accuse you of cultural appropriation!
Sideshow Bob What?!
Bart Trying to kill me is one thing, but attempting to pass this bland food off as authentic Chinese? Not cool, man!
Sideshow Bob But... but... I’m using Chinese recipes!
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Change the Menu (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Task: Make Lisa Shame for Cultural Appropriation (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Gross, the food is worse than before!
Sideshow Bob But I didn’t use any Chinese ingredients at all!
Lisa Now you’re not honoring the culture you’re trying to appropriate!
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob do Some Soul Searching (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Task: Make Bart Complain About Gross Food (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Sideshow Bob Well, I’m selling the restaurant.
Sideshow Bob Turns out being a restaurateur is harder than being a murderer.
Bart I’m giving you bad reviews on both Yelp and Help, the attempted murder reviewing site!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

In the Zone

In the Zone Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse This Escape Zone is freaking me out! I’m already lost!
Bart We're still in the parking lot, you baby!
Task: Make Bart Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

In the Zone Pt. 2

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse I guess these escape rooms are actually kinda fun.
Bart You should sign up for their membership program.
Milhouse That sounds like a great idea. Thanks!
Bart Heh heh, now he’ll never escape from their membership fees!
Task: Make Bart Abandon Milhouse (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sign Up for Ironclad Membership (4h, The Escape Zone
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Monster Minions

After unlocking Shuffles, Cloakie and Wearywolf:
Shuffles Looks like we're the left-over scraps.
Cloakie Anyone want to run and grab a bite?
Wearywolf No more running.
Shuffles Yeah, kid. We don't have your unending energy and vigor anymore.
Cloakie That's okay. I saw a bloodmobile around the corner. I'll just grab a "to go" bag from there.
Task: Tap Cloakie
Task: Tap Wearywolf
Task: Tap Shuffles
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 20th and completing Bird-Brained Schemes:
Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1:
Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2:
Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3:
Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4:
Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 6

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5:
Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ninth Wonder of No One

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I can’t believe I made this happen.
Lisa Wow, Dad! You built a poignant sculpture about the evils of commercialism?
Homer I put a giant magnet in the supermarket parking lot and caused this mess.
Homer No wait, yours is better. I did this art thing on purpose. Yeah.
Task: Make Lisa Admire Art Piece (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Homer Pretend He Intended to Make Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 2

After completing Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1:
Homer So you mean this mangled mess actually means something?
Lisa Yes! You’ve decontextualized the symbol of rampant capitalism!
Homer Woo-hoo! I made art -- I’m gonna be rich!
Task: Make Homer Capitalize on Anti-Capitalist Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Lisa Lose Faith in Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

A Baffling Ordeal

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned I came in here looking for a pack of gum and I ended up with six shopping carts full of junk!
Ned I’m guilty of gluttony, coveting, and taking too many free samples from the Swedish meatball lady!
Ned I need to get my head on straight.
Ned Excuse me, underpaid employee-orino, could you point me in the direction of the Bible aisle?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Sure, it’s between the hubcap-sized communion wafers and the Shrine-Sol Pulpit Polish.
Task: Make Ned Shop for a New Bible (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Sweet David vs. Goliath, these Bibles are bigger than me!
Ned I guess the Lord is testing my faith and my core strength.
Ned *screams* Oh, my back! And my front!
Dr. Hibbert *chuckles* Sounds like you might’ve given yourself a hernia.
Dr. Hibbert Might want to pick up a few of hernia Bible belts.
Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Hernia (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Put the D'oh! in Donut

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I’ve changed my shirt six times today from drooling on it, instead of the usual five from sweating on it. What gives?
Lenny The Lard Lad Factory has been working overtime to make Russian Nesting Donuts.
Lenny It’s seven donuts in one!
Homer Sounds like once again, Russian Snackers are tampering with our confections. And I like it!
Task: Make Homer Search for the Special Donut (8h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Lenny Smart thinking putting on the bib, Homer. Where’d ya get it?
Homer From the bib dispenser in the men’s room.
Lenny Those are the toilet seat covers.
Homer Hey, if it’s good enough for my ass, it’s good enough for my shirt!
Homer Two dozen Russian Nesting donuts, please.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Sorry, sir, we’re sold out.
Homer Nooo!!!
Task: Make Homer Lick Glaze Off Lenny's Fingers (4h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20