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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Springfield Games content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay

Games of Their Own

Games of Their Own Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 3:
Lisa Remember those frequent flyer miles you got after the airline accidentally shipped you as oversized baggage? Let's use them to go to the Summer Games in Rio!
Homer Rio in Brazil? No thank you! I got kidnapped there. And then to add insult to injury, they had no sense of humor about it.
Homer Let's just host our own unsanctioned event in Springfield!
Lisa Well I'm usually pro-sanctions, but your idea could really help the town!
Homer Plus the bribes will have a way better exchange rate.
Task: Make Lisa Petition for Springfield Games (6s, Town Hall)
Quimby The Springfield Games in Springfield? We already hosted the World Mug of Soccer and Baseball's Global Sequence, so I don't see why not.
Homer Don't forget the popular Tour De Springfield featuring tricycle legend Lance Weak-Wrist.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Games of Their Own Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Quimby The Springfield Games? Er, I can't make such a big decision without consulting my most trusted group of arbitrary advisors.
Fat Tony As your business and corruption czar, I predict the games will be a boon for the stock market, black market, and possibly even farmers' market.
Snake Alright! More tourists means more pockets for the pickin'.
Wiggum An influx of foreigners? Finally a chance to use that new riot gear we got - it's the new Necessary Roughness line from Kevlar Klein.
Quimby The cabinet has spoken! Let the games begin!
Task: Make Snake Plan Tourist Scams (6s, Town Hall)
Task: Make Wiggum Plan Police "Assistance" (6s, Town Hall)
Task: Make Quimby Announce the Springfield Games (6s, Town Hall)
Quimby I'm pleased to announce that Springfield has been chosen, by a panel of me, to host the Springfield Games!
Quimby And like any major citywide event, gala, or riot, our most precocious 8-year-old, Lisa, will handle all the planning.
Lisa What!? But I JUST got done with the March Anger Tournament.
Bart Why don't you just copy the plans made in 1999 when we almost hosted the Springfield Games. That's what I do with all my homework.
Homer And if you need a mascot, you can use Springy, the Springfield Spring! He could use the money ever since he lost his mattress endorsement deal.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games

Springfield Games Pt. 1

After completing :
Lisa No one wants to help me! I can't put on these Springfield Games all by myself. It's not like a production of my one woman show – Sax, the Facts.
Homer Everyone better help my little girl or I'll make us play Tap Ball again!
Skinner Oh God no! My Tap Ball flashbacks are way worse than my Nam ones. You can have the school gym for training and events.
Lisa Finally, those kids who fail their classes aren't the only ones lucky enough to be in school during summer!
Lisa Now I just need suggestions for events. So far I have one request for Tap Ball and 102 requests for anything but Tap Ball.
Task: Make Homer Intimidate Springfielders (3h, Town Hall
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x8]
Lisa We have 12 suggestions but they are a little weird… Footvolley? Shin-Kicking? Get-Out-Of-My Way-I-Don't-Want-To-Participate-In-Your-Survey Ball?
Bart No normal sports like Rugby Sevens or Canoeing or Handball?
Homer Bart, this is an "unsanctioned" Springfield Games – we're not limited by reason. Why not use all 12 ideas and have a decathlon?
Lisa Dad, 12 events would be a Dodecathlon.
Homer Lisa, shut your mouth. Math has no place in sports - ask any baseball fan.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games Pt. 2

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 1:
Bart Lisa, if I could suggest a lucky 13th event, what about Go-Karts?
Quimby I don't know. That would require cars, roads, working brakes - it all sounds so expensive.
Milhouse Just think, each inevitable Go-Kart fatality means one less school lunch you have to budget for next year.
Bart Plus Miss Springfield could be the flag girl!
Quimby Lisa, I, err, demand we add Kid Go-Kart races to the Springfield Games.
Task: Make Lisa Include Go-Kart Racing For the Kids (3h, Springfield Elementary
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x16]
Lugash Children, listen. If you wish to excel at racing, you must be trained by Lugash.
Bart Don't you want to train the actual adults?
Lugash Lugash cannot teach adults. They know how to stand up for themselves. Plus anyone over the age of 12 is too old for sports, says experts in field. Namely Lugash.
Lugash Come, let us train in secret. So no one can hear you crying.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games Pt. 3

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 2:
Lisa These 12 events are not going to be easy! Especially for a town so lazy it has a drive-thru gym… however that works.
Willie I refuse to compete in anything other than a kilt. And I'm not wearing a cup either.
Otto Will there be any drug testing in these Springfield Games? I'm asking for a friend.
Skinner I'm excused from training – I have a note from my mother. She says I'm already a failure, so technically I can't win.
Lugash Adults are weak! Like babies! That is why Lugash only trains toddlers to tweens! Now to electrify my students with inspiration, and this cattle prod.
Task: Make Lisa Encourage Adults to Start Training (3h, Springfield Elementary
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x32]
Lisa Wow, things are really starting to come together. We have sports, athletes, uniforms, but I can't help but feeling like I'm forgetting something…
Homer You forgot the real reason why we have a Springfield Games at all! Overpriced merchandise to sell to tourists!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games Pt. 4

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 3:
Lisa Dad, you were selected by the town to light the Springfield Games flame.
Homer That's so sweet. They must love me.
Bart The torch is a flaming tire from the Tire Fire. And the contest was ‘Nominate the Person Dumb Enough to Accept This Honor.'
Homer And they chose me over Cletus. I'm so touched.
Task: Make Homer Light the Games Cauldron (3h, Springfield Games Cauldron
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x40]
Homer Oh God. I almost died!
Bart We told you about the flaming tire.
Homer But nobody warned me about all the walking!
Homer There were stairs too! STAIRS!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games Pt. 5

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 4:
Quimby Now that the flame is lit I hereby declare that the Springfield Games have begun!
Lisa The events will be: Tug of War, then a Sack-Race...
Lisa Followed by Shin-Kicking...
Lisa Footvolley...
Lisa And Eukonkanto...
Lisa Chess boxing...
Lisa Cheese rolling...
Moe Listening to this list better be an event. Cause I'm exhausted.
Task: Make Lisa Explain the Dodecathlon Rules (3h, Springfield Elementary
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x48]
Lenny This event *gasp* won't end! How many things are we *pant* supposed to do!?
Skinner It's a dodecathlon! Twelve *pant* events. I can't go on…
Barney None of these *hic* bottles have beer in them. What is this clear *pant* tasteless liquid?
Lisa I haven't even fired the starter pistol. All you've done is walked from the locker room to the gym.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Games Pt. 6

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 5:
Lisa The Springfield Games are a disaster! Why did I assume this town was in good enough shape to compete in any athletic event, let alone 12!
Bart It's not a complete disaster. There's still one event left!
Lisa Go-Karts! Of course. We'll open up the race to the adults.
Lugash Now is your chance, children. Prove to adults that you're not just the future, but also the present!
Lugash Your birth crushed their dreams, now let your Go-Karts crush their bodies!
Task: Make Quimby Watch the Go-Kart Races (3h, Go-Kart Track
Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x56]
Quimby The winner of the Go-Kart Race, and the Springfield Games is Bart...
Quimby Followed by Martin, Milhouse, and then Nelson!
Lugash You see! Suffering breeds success, much like Lugash breeds snapping turtles. I am a man of many passions.
Quimby Congratulations boys. Here are your prizes – gift cards!
Quimby You would have had medals but medal-smithing was the 11th Dodecathalon event and no one came close to finishing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Go-Kart Racing

After tapping on Go-Kart Track:
Fat Tony Fixing children's Go-Kart Races. This is almost as low as when we held that baby's nose hostage for weeks.
Fat Tony You there, you look like a smart lad. You're going to throw this race in the third lap.
Martin That's cheating! I refuse. It's man's code of ethics that separates us from the animals.
Fat Tony Do it or I'll break your legs.
Martin Caving on your principles out of fear is another thing that separates us from the animals.
Task: Place a Bet on a Go-Kart Race
Fat Tony I'm glad you came around to my way of thinking, kid.
Martin I didn't mean to lose! I thought I was sure to win with trigonometry on my side. I guess math isn't the steroid I thought it was.
Fat Tony Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night. For me, it's a white noise machine.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Possible Phrases for the Races

Set 1
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And They're Off!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] leads into the first bend.
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png But the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is gaining fast.
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And now Fat Tony informs me that the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer], who is currently stalled on the starting line, is your winner!

Set 2
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And They're Off!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is racing around the track in the wrong direction!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png No wait, they're the only one racing in the right direction!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] wins!

Set 3
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And They're Off!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] collides with another racer!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png Who collides with the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer]!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png They've created a pileup!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] wins by default for being the only functioning vehicle!

Set 4
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And They're Off!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] rounds the first bend.
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png Followed closely by the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer].
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And-- What's this?! All the Karts appear to be stalling out.
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png No one has been refueling the Karts all day and they've run dry!
Blue Racer.png or White Racer.png or Pink Racer.png or White Racer.png And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is the winner, as the only one to get out of their Kart and run across the finish line!

A Prickly Obsession

A Prickly Obsession Pt. 1

After completing :
Lisa Of course! We need merch! And we need the best, most popular merch there is!
Lisa A Pin Stand!
Bart Are you sure, Lis? Remember what happened last time you collected pins?
Lisa I may have lost control last time, tarnished my dignity, and pawned that necklace Mom gave me. But I'm all better.
Lisa If I was in AA, I'd have a ten year pin by now! Oh man, I want that AA pin!
System Message Fatov is somewhere in your town. Find and tap him to recieve a Springfield Games Pin.
System Message Fatov will appear in your town every 3 hours. Tap him to get a Springfield Games Pin. Unlock them all and get Fatov in your Springfield!
Task: Make Lisa Visit the Springfield Pin Stand (6s, Springfield Pin Stand)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Prickly Obsession Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Homer Look, Lisa! There's a Springy pin! That's the mascot I invented!
Lisa I suppose it is. Maybe I should support my Dad. There's no harm in buying one, is there?
Lisa Well no one answered my largely rhetorical question, so I'll buy it!
Task: Make Lisa Buy the Springy Pin (6s, Springfield Pin Stand
Lisa This Springy pin is so shiny, so sparkly, so... lonely!
Lisa Maybe I'll get one more. Hey, this one's about skiing. It's called The Slippery Slope.
Task: Make Lisa Buy Just One More Pin (6s, Springfield Pin Stand)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Prickly Obsession Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pin Collector Lisa Icon.png Just look at all these pins. But I can still see a little bit of shirt. Just a few more, for purely aesthetic reasons, and it will be a perfect collection.
Marge I don't like this at all. This reminds me of last time…
Marge You were playing sax on the street corner, just to get one more taste of sweet, sweet pin. I don't want you to sully jazz's reputation with something like addiction.
Tapped Out Pin Collector Lisa Icon.png Mom, I'm totally in control. Now on an unrelated note, can you give me a ride to underneath the bridge?
Task: Make Lisa Play Sax for Pins (3h)
Note: the job is in Pin Collector Lisa's job list
Marge Lisa, this is an intervention. We have all prepared letters to inform you how your pin collecting has hurt us.
Homer Number 1, I had to write a letter. Number 2, paper cut. No, wait, that's just ketchup.
Tapped Out Pin Collector Lisa Icon.png You're right! I thought I was smart enough to stop myself but clearly I wasn't.
Marge Maybe you can use this experience for good, help others with the same problem.
Homer Number 3, I'm not done with my list of numbers yet.
System Message Have Lisa complete the job "Play Sax for Pins" to obtain additional Pins for your collection.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium Gameplay

Half-Pipe

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Otto Gnarly! We've finally got a half-pipe!
Bart I can't believe this took so long.
Otto I tried, believe me. Piece of advice, don't try to cut corners when building a half pipe. Because it's supposed to be perfectly round.
Otto I would shred, but I forgot my board at home… or at work. I guess I forgot where I forgot my board.
Task: Make Bart Do Tricks on the Half-Pipe (3h, Half-Pipe)
Otto That was awesome, little dude. Have you ever considered taking it to the next level?
Bart Going pro? It's crossed my mind.
Otto No man, I meant in this game. I’m bored of this update.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery Locker Promo

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 1 and tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Skinner These abandoned lockers will make a great capsule hotel for visiting Japanese businessmen, clown families, and the just plain broke.
Willie We’ll make a wee fortune during the Springfield Games. ACK! What is that stench?
Skinner Don’t look inside. I can’t risk another suffocated nerd on my record.
Willie Why don’t ye sell ‘em off, like on those TV shows? One man’s trash is another man’s legal liability.
System Message The other lockers are actually full of fantastic prizes! Purchase a Mystery Locker in the store and get one of 5 specially selected sports items.

Cristo of Springfield

After completing Springfield Games Pt. 3:
Lisa The dodecathlon participants seem even less motivated than I'd thought they'd be.
Rev. Lovejoy That's because they haven't been properly encouraged.
Rev. Lovejoy There's nothing more inspiring than a giant statue of Jesus watching and judging you.
Rev. Lovejoy There's a reason the collection plate is so full on Sundays.
Homer Ahh, I already fail Jesus at church, work, and home. Why do I have to fail in front of him here too?