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The Simpsons: Tapped Out SciFi content update/Prizes Gameplay
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Act 1
Army of the Five Monkeys
Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 1
After unlocking Skyberdine Systems:
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Wow, this universe is wall-to-wall beer!
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Chocolate beer, bacon beer...
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Locally-sourced craft beer with hints of orange rind...
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Grog!
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It's heaven.
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There's also one single can of non-alcoholic beer.
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This place is a dump. Next universe!
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I'll just liberate this beer sign...
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Task: Place the Future Duff Sign Task: Collect Matter [x6500] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 2
After completing Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 1:
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Amazing! This universe has hover cars! It's like what 2016 was supposed to look like in 1989.
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Task: Place Simpson's Hover Car Task: Collect Matter [x12000]
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Wheee! I'm flying through the Krusty Burger fly-thru!
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Why won't my hovercar take off?
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There's a four hundred pound weight limit per passenger.
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The doctors were right. There is a downside to morbid obesity.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 3
After completing Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 2:
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Whoa, this entire universe is in 3D!
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It's like virtual reality, but without the electric snorkel mask strapped to my face.
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Hey, you guys wanna catch a 3D movie, which in this universe by analogy is a 4D movie?
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No way! I'm not paying two extra bucks for one lousy extra dimension. Let's just see it in plain old 3D.
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Task: Place the Holo-Theater Task: Collect Matter [x18000] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 4
After completing Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 3:
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What's happening in this universe?
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Looks like war. I'll ask that soldier.
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Excuse, me, Sergeant? What war is this?
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The War of the Worlds.
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Neat. You wanna come to our universe and fight robots instead of aliens?
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Sounds like a lateral move, but sure.
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Task: Get Sgt. Skinner Task: Collect Matter [x24000] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1
After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark:
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The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
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Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
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Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
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...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
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Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!
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Task: Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems (12h, Skyberdine Systems) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2
After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark:
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I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
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But the robots are still attacking!
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Yes, but they can no longer fly.
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They could fly before?
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They could, but they chose not to.
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Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
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For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
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Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
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However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
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Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!
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Task: Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3
After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark:
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I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
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Hi, everybody!
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Hi, Dr. Nick.
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Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
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What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
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You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
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It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
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But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
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You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!
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Task: Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis (8h, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4
After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
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Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
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Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
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Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
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Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
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Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!
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Task: Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car (8h, Vehicles) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5
After tapping on Sgt. Skinner's exclamation mark:
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I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
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Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
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Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
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Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
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SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
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Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
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Then my work is done.
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Task: Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner (8h, Re-Neducation Center or Brown House)
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It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
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And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
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Let's never speak of this again. Again.
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So ordered!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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SciFact Bonus
After completing Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 4
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Task: Collect Matter [x3000] Quest Reward: 1/2/3
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Act 2
28 Years Later
28 Years Later Pt. 1
After obtaining Cronons:
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Task: Get Mooch Bart Task: Collect Chronons [x4600] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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28 Years Later Pt. 2
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 1:
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Ahhh, here I am at my own house in the future.
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Hey Homer.
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Bart?! It's time for you to move out! You're older than me now!
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Then it's time for YOU to move out.
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Him have point.
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Task: Place the Future Simpson House Task: Collect Chronons [x9200]
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Our future house looks a lot like our current house.
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Yeah, I don't do a lotta maintenance.
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At least you replaced your skateboard with a hoverboard.
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That's my hover ironing board!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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28 Years Later Pt. 3
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 2:
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That place looks interesting. Let's go in and check it out.
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If it requires going up stairs, count me out.
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Maybe it has an elevator.
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Those only go down for me.
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Task: Place the Astro-House Task: Collect Chronons [x13800] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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28 Years Later Pt. 4
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 3:
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Oooh! A futuristic Kwik-E-Mart! I wonder what wares they sell.
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Same crapola as before.
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Yep! This future jerky is from 1973.
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All jerky is from 1973! That's the only year jerky was made.
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Mmm, vintage jerky.
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Task: Place the Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart Task: Collect Chronons [x18700] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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28 Years Later Pt. 5
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 4:
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We're in the future for sure. I can tell from all the people tubes and suicide booths and cryogenic facilities.
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Sounds suspiciously like an episode of Futurama.
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It's a robot! Kill him!
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Bite my shiny metal ass!
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That's not licensed for this game! I'm suing myself!
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Task: Place the Cryo Stasis Memorial Task: Collect Chronons [x23900] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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28 Years Later Pt. 6
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 5:
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I wonder what Lisa's up to in the future? I hope she's got a respectable job, like celebrity spokesmodel or talk-show doctor.
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She's President of the United States.
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What a disappointment.
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Let's kidnap the Commander in Chief and send her to a time-out!
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Task: Get President Lisa Task: Collect Chronons [x29100] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much
The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Look! Some lowlife bum followed us back from the future!
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Hey. I'm your son! I'm the proud adult that Bart grew into thanks to your genes and parenting skills.
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Why you big--
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Dad, wait! I think it really is him! He's got spiky hair, he hasn't bathed in a month, and your hands fit perfectly around his neck!
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Bart? How have you been?
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I've done very well for myself, thank you. Very well indeed.
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Task: Make Mooch Bart Lie About His Success (1h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 2
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Wow! I actually survived past the age of ten! So what does future me do for a living?
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Well, uhm, I haven't exactly hammered out a career yet.
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Really? With all my skills and talents, you couldn't find a job?
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Nope. Skateboarding and smart-mouthing don't pay as well as you'd think.
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Rats. In that case, we'd better combine our intellects and figure out a career plan.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Mooch Bart Figure Out a Career (8h, Bart's Treehouse) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 3
After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
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I've got it! I know the perfect career for someone with your knowledge of the future!
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Sports betting? Stock speculation?
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No, blackmailing! You must know all the celebrity dirt that hasn't come out yet!
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And how! All I do is lie around drinking Romulan Ale and watching daytime holo-TV.
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So who's our first victim?
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Krusty the...
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POLYGAMIST CLOWN!
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Task: Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Clown (8h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Krusty Receive a Blackmailing (8h, Krusty Burger)
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How did you know about my five Russian wives?
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There's five? Even in the future we only know about three.
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Hm. I musta gotten a couple of Mexican divorces.
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Pay up, Casanozo.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 4
After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
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Kent Brockman here.
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At the front door of my house, in my slippers. What the hell do you want?
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We're here to present you with a "financial opportunity."
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I don't like the sound of those air quotes.
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You see, a few years from now, I learned about a certain nasally administered white powder you've been purchasing in large quantities.
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You know about the medicated powder for my shameful nose-acne? Don't tell anyone! I'll pay anything you want!
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Task: Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a NewscasterTask: Make Kent Brockman Receive a Blackmailing (8h, Simpson House)
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 5
After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
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Vhat brings you flabby time twins to my three-man Jacuzzi?
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Mr. Wolfcastle, my associate here has come into certain information regarding your box office smash "McBain 7: Running on Fumes."
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I'm reluctantly listening vith one earhole.
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As it turns out, the entire plot of the movie was plagiarized from a 1973 popsicle stick riddle!
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It's true. I ate that delicious pop and committed the stick to memory. Don't tell anyone!
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Oh, we won't. For a price.
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Task: Make Mooch Bart Blackmail a Movie Star (8h, Wolfcastle's Mansion or Simpson House) If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Wolfcastle Receive a Blackmailing (8h, Wolfcastle's Mansion) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mooch Who Knew Too Much Pt. 6
After tapping on Mooch Bart's exclamation mark:
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Thanks for the great advice, younger me. Blackmail is a fun and rewarding career.
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Yeah... but where's my cut?
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Let's say I'll hold onto it, and you'll receive it in the future when you become me. We're cool, right?
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No, we are NOT cool. Either you give me my fair 75% share, or embarrassing photos of me will eventually embarrass YOU down the road!
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What kind of photos?
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Picture me in a glittery Happy-Little-Elf costume, slow-dancing with Martin.
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Instead of picturing that, I'll just pay.
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Task: Make Bart Blackmail a Mooch (8h, Simpson House) Task: Make Mooch Bart Receive a Blackmailing (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Astro-House
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 2:
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Task: Make Skinner Marvel at the Stars (7h, Astro-House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cryogenics
Cryogenics Pt. 1
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 4 and tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I'm moving?
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That's right. Welcome to your futuristic new home!
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This cryogenic chamber is tiny and cold! Although still much larger and warmer than my room at the retirement castle.
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Enjoy your "nap." Hey, I wonder if the light will stay on when I close the door.
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Wake me in the year 1984 so I can see the future!
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Task: Make Grampa Rest in a Cryo Chamber (10h, Cryo Stasis Memorial) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cryogenics Pt. 2
After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark:
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Where ya been, Abe? We missed you at the pill swap.
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I got a great new place! It's has a soothing fluorescent hum and an airtight lid.
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Sounds great! Do they have any vacancies?
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No, but if we defrost Walt Disney you can take his chamber.
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Task: Make Grampa Rest in a Cryo Chamber (10h, Cryo Stasis Memorial) Task: Make Jasper Rest in a Cryo Chamber (10h, Cryo Stasis Memorial) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries
Presidential Primaries Pt. 1
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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What's going on?! I can breathe the air, but I can't taste it! And the climate doesn't seem as globally warmed.
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And the sea level, although several miles away, seems a lot lower.
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We came back in time, Sis! This is the Springfield of our childhood!
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*gasp* But in the future, I was President of the United States! I was helping lead America out of economic and social turmoil!
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Stuff's happening here, too. You wanna help me blackmail Krusty?
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No! We can't do anything, or we might change history! And then I might never get elected President! Just sit perfectly still and don't interact with any molecules!
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Task: Make President Lisa Avoid Molecules (8h, PolyVac or Brown House)
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It's no use! Everywhere I turn it's molecules, molecules, molecules!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries Pt. 2
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Everything we do is affecting the timeline! I think I just accidentally sat on a butterfly!
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So what? You said yourself the future was an environmental and economic disaster. Why not let things change?
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Because I want to be President! Plus, your future might be completely changed too! You might never have an ex-wife, or weekend custody of your kids!
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And the downside is...?
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Task: Make President Lisa Disrupt the Timeline (8h, PolyVac or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries Pt. 3
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I give up. I guess I just have to accept that history is changing and I'll never get to be President.
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Why not run for President here, in the past? It's an election year!
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It's too late for that. I'm sure both parties already have highly popular, uncontroversial candidates.
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Task: Make President Lisa Look Up Who's Running for President this Year (8h, PolyVac or Brown House)
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Holy crap! I'm throwing my hat in the ring!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries Pt. 4
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I need to decide who my running mate will be. Should I pick a safe choice from a swing state, or double down with someone who shares my exact thoughts and opinions.
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How about me?
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Oh my gosh! You're me, back before I learned not to dress like Pebbles Flintstone!
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As you know, I've always wanted to be President. But I might be willing to start as Vice President. What do you say?
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I'm not sure the country is ready for an all-female ticket, let alone one consisting of time clones, one of whom is eight years old.
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But sure... why not!
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Task: Make President Lisa Run for President (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries Pt. 5
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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If ever there were a year when a third-party candidate could get elected, this is it!
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Yeah! So what's our party called? The Green Party?
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The Yellow Party.
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And what's our platform?
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We're strongly opposed to the Venusian trade pact! The Venusians are just trying to take our jobs and beryllium!
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Uhm, that hasn't happened yet.
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And it never will, if I get elected!
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Task: Make President Lisa Oppose the Venusian Trade Pact (24h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Presidential Primaries Pt. 6
After tapping on President Lisa's exclamation mark:
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This is the big night! The election returns are coming in!
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We're leading in North Carolina, South Dakota, and West Virginia!
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What about East Googlia?
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That's not a state yet.
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It isn't? Then why did we spend a hundred million dollars in TV ad buys there?
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Task: Make President Lisa Watch the Election Returns (8h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Watch the Election Returns (8h, Simpson House)
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Rats. We lost badly, and to a candidate less popular than liver.
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On the bright side, maybe we didn't change history after all. So I can still run again when I'm old enough to be you!
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The system works!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pillow Talk
After completing Army of the Five Monkeys Pt. 4 and 28 Years Later Pt. 5 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Homie, I like how you've been doing important tasks in other universes, but I miss you here at home. What about our snuggle time?
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It's a little tricky with King-Sized Homer in bed between us.
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Oh, don't mind me.
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If that meat mountain rolls over we're as good as dead!
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Quiet! I'm trying to sleep!
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This pillow comfortable.
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That's not a pillow. And take off your pointy hat!
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Say there, Midge. Is this a bad time to inquire about starting a torrid, hush-hush affair?
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Is anyone NOT in this bedroom?!
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I'm just looking through the window. Does that count?
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Task: Make Homer Sleep in a Man Pile (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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SciFact Bonus
After completing 28 Years Later Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Chronons [x3000] Quest Reward: 1/2/3
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Act 3
Mech Bart
After unlocking Mech Robot:
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Check it out! A real live mechanical weapon of war!
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Does it come from the distant future?
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Nope! We just took a wormhole to Best Buy.
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Task: Make Bart Ride the Mech (7h, Mech Robot) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Place Crazy Plane
After unlocking Crazy Plane:
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Is this crazy plane safe to fly?
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Of course! It's actually the safest form of crazy travel.
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Mecha Hawk
After unlocking Mecha Hawk:
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Agghhh!
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Relax. It's just a miniature souvenir.
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An 8-foot-tall miniature souvenir! And it's on my foot!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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SciFact Bonus
After unlocking Mecha Hawk:
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Task: Collect Antimatter [x3000] Quest Reward: 1/2/3
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