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− | ==Malibu Scheme House | + | ==Malibu Scheme House== |
+ | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1=== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I’m missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype! Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}} | + | {{TB|Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I’m missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.}} | {{TB|Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.}} | ||
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{{TB|What?! How?}} | {{TB|What?! How?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The shop’s been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed. I couldn’t help myself – the first four sold so well!}} | + | {{TB|The shop’s been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I couldn’t help myself – the first four sold so well!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Don’t worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!}} | {{TB|Don’t worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics (4h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Look, I’m happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!}} | {{TB|Look, I’m happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini. Besides, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!}} | + | {{TB|I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Besides, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My eyes!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2=== | |
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− | ==Malibu Scheme House | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Okay, that didn’t go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I’ve started a new business venture I think will be a | + | {{TB|Okay, that didn’t go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I’ve started a new business venture I think will be a hit…}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|This one sounds promising: “Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl.” He's awfully dashing…}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service (2h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Femme Fatale: '''Task''': Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date (2h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Gimme a break – you don’t look anything like your profile pic!}} | {{TB|Gimme a break – you don’t look anything like your profile pic!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}} | {{TB|Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3=== | |
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− | ==Malibu Scheme House | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}} | {{TB|Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Did I hear you say you’re in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing! You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}} | + | {{TB|Did I hear you say you’re in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That would be great, but now I don’t have any money to get started.}} | {{TB|That would be great, but now I don’t have any money to get started.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}} | {{TB|Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare | + | {{TB|Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare People's Liberation Armed Forces of South Vietnam Malibu Stacy prototype?}} |
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mint condition!}} | {{TB|Mint condition!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Excellent!}} | {{TB|Excellent!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing (8h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!}} | {{TB|What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What? Oh…rats.}} | {{TB|What? Oh…rats.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4=== | |
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− | ==Malibu Scheme House | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey babe, what’s wrong?}} | {{TB|Hey babe, what’s wrong?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}} | {{TB|Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection (4h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5=== | |
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− | ==Malibu Scheme House | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time to pay up! What’s that? You don’t have the money?}} | {{TB|Time to pay up! What’s that? You don’t have the money?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No…no, I don’t. Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}} | + | {{TB|No…no, I don’t.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!}} | {{TB|Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!}} | {{TB|Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|If the user has Comic Book Guy: '''Task''': Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow, that’s really specific.}} | {{TB|Wow, that’s really specific.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Strawberry Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Viva la revolución!}} | {{TB|Viva la revolución!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ==Woeful Weasel== | |
− | + | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 1=== | |
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− | ==Woeful Weasel | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}} | {{TB|Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.}} | ||
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{{TB|You’ll have to use your car keys.}} | {{TB|You’ll have to use your car keys.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don’t have a car!}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant (2h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task''': Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup (2h, Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's Pizza or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>scraping cheese with his belt buckle<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How are you my boss anyways? I’m twice your age!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 2=== | |
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− | ==Woeful Weasel | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker (4h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>knocks on vertical rolling door<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}} | {{TB|You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.}} | + | {{TB|Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}} | {{TB|What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.}} | {{TB|Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 3=== | |
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− | ==Woeful Weasel | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}} | {{TB|Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.}} | {{TB|Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}} | {{TB|Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.}} | + | {{TB|This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into rake<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.}} |
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 4=== | |
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− | ==Woeful Weasel | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}} | {{TB|Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!}} | ||
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{{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}} | {{TB|I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever. | + | {{TB|Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean.}} |
− | Sideshow Bob | + | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{TB|I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And what, pray tell, was this?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}} | {{TB|Dear God, what is this abomination?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. | + | {{TB|Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}} | + | {{TB|Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Woeful Weasel Pt. 5=== | |
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− | ==Woeful Weasel | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}} | {{TB|It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!}} | {{TB|Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence (1h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>deep sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> You can do this. You can do this!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. <nowiki>*hands Wall E. a scooper*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. <nowiki>*</nowiki>hands Wall E. a scooper<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!}} | {{TB|Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ==Do the Math== | |
− | + | ===Do the Math Pt. 1=== | |
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− | ==Do | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ah, man. I can’t believe we lost that math competition.}} | {{TB|Ah, man. I can’t believe we lost that math competition.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It’s okay, guys. We’ll get ‘em next time}} | + | {{TB|It’s okay, guys. We’ll get ‘em next time.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.}} | {{TB|Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And Database…you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat’s Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem?}} | {{TB|And Database…you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat’s Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!}} | {{TB|Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cosine Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Database: '''Task''': Make Database Vote On Kicking Himself Out (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Report Card: '''Task''': Make Report Card Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can’t just kick him out.}} | {{TB|Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can’t just kick him out.}} | ||
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{{TB|It’s more of an impeachment.}} | {{TB|It’s more of an impeachment.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right, and that always goes so | + | {{TB|Right, and that always goes so well...}} |
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Do the Math Pt. 2=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Do | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It looks like the vote is tied. What do we do now?}} | {{TB|It looks like the vote is tied. What do we do now?}} | ||
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{{TB|The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.}} | {{TB|The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki> You’ll regret this, Cosine.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> You’ll regret this, Cosine.}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cosine Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Report Card: '''Task''': Make Report Card Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Do the Math Pt. 3=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Do | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.}} | {{TB|Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*graffitiing the swing set*</nowiki> Don’t call me Cosmos.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>graffitiing the swing set<nowiki>*</nowiki> Don’t call me Cosmos.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in…}} | {{TB|Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in…}} | ||
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{{TB|In what?}} | {{TB|In what?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gimme a minute, I | + | {{TB|Gimme a minute, I didn’t practice this.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|C’mon, guys. I’m not the best mathlete around here.}} | {{TB|C’mon, guys. I’m not the best mathlete around here.}} | ||
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{{TB|You’re not? Then who is?}} | {{TB|You’re not? Then who is?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh…that guy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*beating up Wendell*</nowiki> You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beating up Wendell<nowiki>*</nowiki> You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|His addition skills are indeed on point.}} | {{TB|His addition skills are indeed on point.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cosine Try to Convince Nelson to Join (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Nelson: '''Task''': Make Nelson Reject Cosine's Offer (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank you for redirecting his ire.}} | {{TB|Thank you for redirecting his ire.}} | ||
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{{TB|…queasy?}} | {{TB|…queasy?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*throws up*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>throws up<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Do the Math Pt. 4=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Do | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I wouldn't join your lame group in a million years.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.}} | {{TB|Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh yeah? And what’s that? <nowiki>*pulls back fist for a punch*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|Oh yeah? And what’s that? <nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls back fist for a punch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Girls dig nerds.}} | {{TB|Girls dig nerds.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*slowly relaxes fist*</nowiki> They do?}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly relaxes fist<nowiki>*</nowiki> They do?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh…yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like “I can’t wait to find a hunk who can…solve the Poincaré Conjecture.”}} | {{TB|Uh…yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like “I can’t wait to find a hunk who can…solve the Poincaré Conjecture.”}} | ||
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{{TB|But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.}} | {{TB|But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*whispering*</nowiki> Just go with it.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Just go with it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That must be what I’ve been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I’m in.}} | {{TB|That must be what I’ve been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I’m in.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cosine Teach Nelson Quadratic Equations to Get Girls (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Do the Math Pt. 5=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Do | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don’t dig nerds, they dig geeks!}} | {{TB|What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don’t dig nerds, they dig geeks!}} | ||
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{{TB|I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he’s winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam!}} | {{TB|I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he’s winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Run! | + | {{TB|Run!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He's coming after us! Oh wait, he's already winded.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can’t...I’m no match for their delicate legs. Nerds!}} |
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah, and don’t you forget it! The…leg part, not the nerd part.}} | {{TB|Yeah, and don’t you forget it! The…leg part, not the nerd part.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cosine Try Not to Be a Nerd Anymore (4h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh hey, Cosine. What uh…what are you doing there?}} | {{TB|Oh hey, Cosine. What uh…what are you doing there?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*strutting weirdly*</nowiki> Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don’t recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>strutting weirdly<nowiki>*</nowiki> Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don’t recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You’re still gonna get picked on.}} | {{TB|You’re still gonna get picked on.}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn’t go so hot. Well…guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around?}} | {{TB|Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn’t go so hot. Well…guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please | + | {{TB|Please don’t.}} |
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*sticking thumbs into his chest*</nowiki> This guy!}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sticking thumbs into his chest<nowiki>*</nowiki> This guy!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You did.}} | {{TB|You did.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ah, there's nothing like a day by the pool here at Palm Springfield Resort.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sipping a drink, taking in the sun, checking out the ladies who are checking out Ol’ Gil.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sir, you have to rent a room in order to use the pool. How did you even get past security?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> If only someone I knew owned this place. I could get in free and catch some rays whenever I wanted. <nowiki>*</nowiki>walks away<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm gonna need you to leave the pool noodle.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Say, friend...if you could purchase the Palm Springfield Resort, you'd let me swim here, wouldn't ya?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|[[File:Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal.png|300px]]|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|On offer accepted:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wow, I knew you wouldn't let Ol' Gil down! Now if you could just stand back a bit...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Cannonball!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I guess I could go to the public pool. Maybe they cleaned it since… the incident.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ==Pain in the Jass== | |
− | + | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 1=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Pain in the Jass | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?}} | {{TB|Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?}} | ||
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{{TB|Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?}} | {{TB|Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, | + | {{TB|Oh, well...I’m afraid things aren’t going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So…pleasure?}} | {{TB|So…pleasure?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That's fine.}} | {{TB|That's fine.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room (30m, Palm Springfield Resort)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.}} | {{TB|And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.}} | ||
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{{TB|Great, thanks.}} | {{TB|Great, thanks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If you wouldn’t mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today. It shouldn’t take more than five minutes, you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.}} | + | {{TB|If you wouldn’t mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It shouldn’t take more than five minutes, you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 2=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Pain in the Jass | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*making a phone call*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>making a phone call<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>goes to voicemail<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hi, you’ve reached the Jasses. I’m Lara, and I’m Hugh!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|We can’t come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we’ll get back to you! <nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Lara, it’s me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I’m sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.}} | {{TB|Lara, it’s me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I’m sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Phone Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*beep*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>beep<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> Life is usually more funny than this.}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Life is usually more funny than this.}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip (1h, Palm Springfield Resort)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*walks into the hotel bar*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>walks into the hotel bar<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sir, please don’t sit on the chairs without drying off first.}} | {{TB|Sir, please don’t sit on the chairs without drying off first.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh…how about a swizzle stick?}} | {{TB|Uh…how about a swizzle stick?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 3=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Pain in the Jass | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn’t hitting the spot.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You know, I’ll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since…}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>a single tear falls<nowiki>*</nowiki> Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.}} |
− | <nowiki>*a single tear falls*</nowiki> Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.}} | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|According to my bartender’s handbook, I’m supposed to say, “Go to her, Hugh.”}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You’re right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. <nowiki>*runs out the door*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|You’re right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. <nowiki>*</nowiki>runs out the door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe’s for a Flaming Moe (2h, Moe's Tavern)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.}} | {{TB|Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.}} | ||
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{{TB|Sorry, we don’t serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–}} | {{TB|Sorry, we don’t serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| I’ll pay five hundred dollars.}} | + | {{TB|I’ll pay five hundred dollars.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You want a little umbrella in it?}} | {{TB|You want a little umbrella in it?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 4=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Pain in the Jass | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And so | + | {{TB|And so then...then I said “Stop leering at her, sir. That’s my WIFE!” And then I…I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hahaha, oh man that’s a great story. <nowiki>*belch*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|Hahaha, oh man that’s a great story. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.}} | {{TB|Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Alright, Hugh. You’ve had three already. And…I’m kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you’re paying for these, but I think you’ve had enough. | + | {{TB|Alright, Hugh. You’ve had three already. And…I’m kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you’re paying for these, but I think you’ve had enough.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How’s about I call you a cab?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I said good day, sir!}} | {{TB|I said good day, sir!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Listen here you… Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.}} | {{TB|Listen here you… Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.}} | ||
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | + | ===Pain in the Jass Pt. 5=== | |
− | |||
− | ==Pain in the Jass | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{ | + | {{THT|After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>slowly opens his eyes<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Where…where am I?}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You’re in the hospital.}} | {{TB|You’re in the hospital.}} | ||
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{{TB|The hospital? How did I get here?}} | {{TB|The hospital? How did I get here?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You had one too many Flaming Moe’s, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We’ve all been there. <nowiki>*belch*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TB|You had one too many Flaming Moe’s, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We’ve all been there. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And…you saved me?}} | {{TB|And…you saved me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. | + | {{TB|No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door.}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, sorry.}} | {{TB|Oh, sorry.}} | ||
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{{TB|Mr. Jass? There’s someone here to see you.}} | {{TB|Mr. Jass? There’s someone here to see you.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki> Lara?}} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Lara?}} |
− | {{THT| | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife (1h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I have to tell you…you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven’t had a friend like that in a long time.}} | {{TB|I have to tell you…you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven’t had a friend like that in a long time.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
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Revision as of 00:22, July 19, 2020
Contents
Malibu Scheme House
Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1
Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4
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Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5
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Woeful Weasel
Woeful Weasel Pt. 1
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 2
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 3
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 4
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Woeful Weasel Pt. 5
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Do the Math
Do the Math Pt. 1
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Do the Math Pt. 2
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Do the Math Pt. 3
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Do the Math Pt. 4
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Do the Math Pt. 5
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Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal
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Pain in the Jass
Pain in the Jass Pt. 1
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 2
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 3
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 4
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Pain in the Jass Pt. 5
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out
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Appearances • Buildings • Building and decoration groups • Characters • Character groups • Content Updates and gameplays • Daily Challenges • Dates • Decorations • Extras • Friend Points • Land Expansions • Promo Purchase Items • Quests • Quotes • References • The Store • Tap Ball
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates
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