• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krusty's Last Gasp Online content update/Gameplay"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TOCU title}} ==Krusty's Last Gasp== ===Krusty's Last Gasp Intro=== {{Table| {{THT|After the user logs in on September 11th:|colspan=2}} {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} {{TB|The C...")
 
m (replaced: <br/> → <br> (11), … → ... (2), ’ → ' (20), “ → ", ” → ")
Line 7: Line 7:
 
{{TB|The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.}}
 
{{TB|The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|The show’s cancelled.}}
+
{{TB|The show's cancelled.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.}}
 
{{TB|What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|You’re totally broke.}}
+
{{TB|You're totally broke.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sobbing<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sobbing<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
Line 51: Line 51:
 
{{TB|You're musical, I think -- help me.}}
 
{{TB|You're musical, I think -- help me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|The show’s over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.}}
+
{{TB|The show's over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.}}
Line 58: Line 58:
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|I've never written a joke either!}}
 
{{TB|I've never written a joke either!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x100]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Steal Songs (4h, Krusty Burger)|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x100]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Steal Songs (4h, Krusty Burger)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.}}
Line 72: Line 72:
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song (4h, Last Gasp Stage)|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song (4h, Last Gasp Stage)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>humming stolen song<nowiki>*</nowiki> Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>humming stolen song<nowiki>*</nowiki> Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...}}
Line 85: Line 85:
 
{{TB|Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.}}
 
{{TB|Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|“Ice Ice Baby” proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!}}
+
{{TB|"Ice Ice Baby" proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.}}
 
{{TB|Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.}}
Line 91: Line 91:
 
{{TB|Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.}}
 
{{TB|Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I’m bringing back the Krusketeers!}}
+
{{TB|I'm bringing back the Krusketeers!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4===
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4===
Line 98: Line 98:
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|All right, kids! I’ve decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!}}
+
{{TB|All right, kids! I've decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.}}
 
{{TB|Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Cry me a Timberlake, I’m a Krusketeer!}}
+
{{TB|Cry me a Timberlake, I'm a Krusketeer!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!}}
 
{{TB|Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!}}
Line 109: Line 109:
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|This all seems very suspicious.}}
 
{{TB|This all seems very suspicious.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5===
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5===
Line 121: Line 121:
 
{{TB|Here's a fifty.}}
 
{{TB|Here's a fifty.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You’re hitting a million views. Ow! It’s burning my hand!}}
+
{{TB|Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You're hitting a million views. Ow! It's burning my hand!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!}}
 
{{TB|Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6===
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6===
Line 132: Line 132:
 
{{TB|Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.}}
 
{{TB|Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|But… you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.}}
+
{{TB|But... you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.}}
 
{{TB|Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts…}}
+
{{TB|Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|It’s not all bad news, Krusty. You’re filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they’re un-cancelling the show.}}
+
{{TB|It's not all bad news, Krusty. You're filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they're un-cancelling the show.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|I faked it till I maked it, and now I’m back!}}
+
{{TB|I faked it till I maked it, and now I'm back!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House (4h, Last Gasp Stage)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7===
 
===Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7===
Line 147: Line 147:
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Katy Perry’s dropping her suit, but don’t put out any new music for the time being.}}
+
{{TB|Katy Perry's dropping her suit, but don't put out any new music for the time being.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?}}
 
{{TB|Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?}}
Line 157: Line 157:
 
{{TB|No, not that! You stole songs!}}
 
{{TB|No, not that! You stole songs!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, you’re too late, kid. It’s public knowledge. Plus, I’m done with music. It’s too much work!}}
+
{{TB|Yeah, you're too late, kid. It's public knowledge. Plus, I'm done with music. It's too much work!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.}}
 
{{TB|Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I’ll steal your song!}}
+
{{TB|Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I'll steal your song!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science (4h, Last Gasp Stage)|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Krusty Koins [x120]<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science (4h, Last Gasp Stage)|colspan=2}}
 
<!--{{Tapped Out Sideshow Lisa Icon}}-->{{TBT|Sideshow Lisa}}
 
<!--{{Tapped Out Sideshow Lisa Icon}}-->{{TBT|Sideshow Lisa}}
 
{{TB|With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!}}
 
{{TB|With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I’m back on the traditional media bandwagon!}}
+
{{TB|Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I'm back on the traditional media bandwagon!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{Tapped Out}}
 
{{Tapped Out}}
 
{{Tapped Out updates|2019=yes}}
 
{{Tapped Out updates|2019=yes}}

Revision as of 16:50, March 9, 2020

Krusty's Last Gasp

Krusty's Last Gasp Intro

After the user logs in on September 11th:
Krusty The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
Blue-Haired Lawyer The show's cancelled.
Krusty What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
Blue-Haired Lawyer You're totally broke.
Krusty *sobbing*
Blue-Haired Lawyer I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
Krusty You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
Krusty I will turn my life around!
Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options (6s, Krusty Burger)
Krusty Turning your life around is exhausting.
Krusty Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
Milhouse My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
Bart No, the real money is in ViewTube.
Bart Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Bart Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
Maggie *click* *click*
Milhouse And clicks are worth more than gold.
Krusty I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Intro:
Krusty You're musical, I think -- help me.
Sideshow Mel The show's over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
Krusty I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
Sideshow Mel But you've never written a song.
Krusty I've never written a joke either!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x100]
Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs (4h, Krusty Burger)
Krusty Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
Sideshow Mel The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
Krusty Hmm, all those people have songs...
Krusty ...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1:
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Krusty *humming stolen song* Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
Krusty Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
Krusty "Ice Ice Baby" proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
Krusty Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
Krusty I'm bringing back the Krusketeers!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3:
Krusty All right, kids! I've decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
Krusty Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
Nelson Cry me a Timberlake, I'm a Krusketeer!
Krusty Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
Blue-Haired Lawyer My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
Lisa This all seems very suspicious.
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4:
Krusty Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
Kirk Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
Krusty Here's a fifty.
Kirk Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You're hitting a million views. Ow! It's burning my hand!
Krusty Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5:
Krusty Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
Blue-Haired Lawyer But... you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
Krusty Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts...
Blue-Haired Lawyer It's not all bad news, Krusty. You're filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they're un-cancelling the show.
Krusty I faked it till I maked it, and now I'm back!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Katy Perry's dropping her suit, but don't put out any new music for the time being.
Krusty Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
Lisa I know what you did, Krusty!
Krusty What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
Lisa No, not that! You stole songs!
Krusty Yeah, you're too late, kid. It's public knowledge. Plus, I'm done with music. It's too much work!
Lisa Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
Lisa Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I'll steal your song!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Sideshow Lisa With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
Krusty Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I'm back on the traditional media bandwagon!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20