The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krusty's Last Gasp Online content update/Gameplay

Krusty's Last Gasp[edit]

After the user logs in on September 11th:
	The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
	The show's cancelled.
	What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
	You're totally broke.
	sobbing
	I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
	Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
	You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
	I will turn my life around!
Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options (6s, Krusty Burger)
	Turning your life around is exhausting.
	Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
	My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
	No, the real money is in ViewTube.
	Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
	suck suck
	Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
	click click
	And clicks are worth more than gold.
	I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Intro:
	You're musical, I think -- help me.
	The show's over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
	I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
	But you've never written a song.
	I've never written a joke either!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x100] Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs (4h, Krusty Burger)
	Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
	The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
	Hmm, all those people have songs...
	...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1:
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
	humming stolen song Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
	Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2:
	Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
	"Ice Ice Baby" proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
	Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
	Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
	I'm bringing back the Krusketeers!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3:
	All right, kids! I've decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
	Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
	Cry me a Timberlake, I'm a Krusketeer!
	Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
	My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
	This all seems very suspicious.
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4:
	Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
	Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
	Here's a fifty.
	Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You're hitting a million views. Ow! It's burning my hand!
	Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5:
	Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
	But... you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
	Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
	Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts...
	It's not all bad news, Krusty. You're filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they're un-cancelling the show.
	I faked it till I maked it, and now I'm back!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House (4h, Last Gasp Stage) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6:
	Katy Perry's dropping her suit, but don't put out any new music for the time being.
	Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
	I know what you did, Krusty!
	What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
	No, not that! You stole songs!
	Yeah, you're too late, kid. It's public knowledge. Plus, I'm done with music. It's too much work!
	Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
	Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I'll steal your song!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120] Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Sideshow Lisa	With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
	Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I'm back on the traditional media bandwagon!
Quest reward: 200 and 20