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Act 1 Gameplay

We Stole a Zoo

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 1st:
Marge It's a beautiful summer day and we have no family outing planned?!
Lisa You're right. There was nothing in any of our group texts or family calendar. Let’s come up with a plan!
Marge Why not do the thing every family does to pretend they still love being together... go to the zoo!
Bart Homer’s an ape but we don't have a zoo.
Marge Then there’s only one thing to do -- we must demand a zoo!
Task: Make Simpsons Family Demand a Zoo [x3] (6s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Mrs. Quimby Joe, the rabble are rousing again. They're chanting "We want a zoo!" over and over.
Quimby Any funds for a zoo went to the apology furs I bought you. I suppose families could tour your closet to see minks, foxes, and cheetahs.
Mrs. Quimby Sweetie, I'm afraid you're going to have to act more responsibly than that.
Quimby I've got it, we're nuking... the education department's budget!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 2

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 1:
Moe Alright, who ordered a drunk Emu? This ain't a drink! I got a real drunk Emu here. I might be responsible for the “drunk” part. We gotta get it in a pen before it sobers up.
Quimby The animals are already arriving?! We haven't even built the first enclosure yet. Or found the tools to build it.
Task: Place Springfield Zoo Entrance
Task: Place The Emu Experience
Quimby Ostentatious entrance, check. Emus, check. Great start, Springfielders! What else does a zoo need?
Mrs. Quimby How ‘bout filing for bankruptcy? We've run out of funding.
Quimby Time to do what we always do in times of crisis -- nuke another city program. Health care? Homeless housing? So many wonderful choices.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Hold the cuts, Quimby. We still have some creative options to explore for acquiring those funds.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 3

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 2:
Quimby So, what did you have in mind, Larry? Laundering? Gambling? Laundering AND Gambling?!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Nope, we're doing this legit. Bureaucracy will be our ally this day.
Quimby *shiver* Did anyone else feel a cold draft? No? Just me? Sorry, legally compliant paperwork terrifies me.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Relax, Joe, I'll handle the paperwork. All we need are a couple of kind-hearted volunteers and then we can go full non-profit.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png We’ll collect tax-free grants from Federal environmental programs. And voila! Instant zoo!
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Wisely Navigate Bureaucracy (6s)
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer at The Emu Experience [x3] (6s, The Emu Experience)
Task: Place Zoo Wall
Lisa What's worse: the TV execs running our theme parks, or the corporate shills exploiting an easy loophole in our tax codes?
Bart I'm gonna go with TV execs.
Lisa At least this time we're treating the animals humanely.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 4

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Big Zoo Fan Icon.png
Where are the bathrooms in this zoo?
Tapped Out Lil' Zoo Fan Icon.png And the food kiosks!
Tapped Out Animal Rights Hipster Icon.png
Or the gates on the animal enclosures?!
Quimby Er, um, uh-oh.
Lisa Won't the animals escape?!
Quimby Escape to where? Springfield? That’s a horrible place to live.
Task: Tap Zoo Visitors
Task: Tap Zoo Visitors in Other Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Good news! If we relocate any invasive species we find the State will give us additional funding!
Homer Woo hoo! I say the first invasive species we get rid of are zoo guests!
Bart Ya, they're super annoying. Especially when they're blocking my view of the invasive animals.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Don't worry, I got a plan for that too. Man, I'm full of solutions today.
Task: Place Animal Feeding Area
Task: Use Animal Feeding Area
Task: Send Invasive Tadpoles to Other Springfield
On 2nd task end:
Marge They could have just installed a PA system to announce when the zoo is closing. Why let a tiger loose?
On jobs end:
Lisa Because it's more fun to see people run for the exits from a tiger!
Marge And you're okay with this?
Lisa As long as the animals' quality of life is better here than out in the wild, I'm happy.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 6

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5:
Homer *yawn* This zoo is lame. It's no better than Moe's exotic petting zoo shenanigans from Christmas.
Moe Since when is smuggling illegal exotic animals shenanigans?
Wiggum “Shenanigans” covers a lot of crimes -- jaywalking, murder… It’s a lot less paperwork if everything’s lumped under that.
Moe Well, my smuggling days are over.
Wiggum I could look the other way on this one. Ralphie loves the big cats. The kid really likes his head licked.
Task: Unlock and Place Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 7

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png This zoo is missing something.
Homer More animals? Space ice cream?!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png No, more children. We need children in the park to draw the adults into the gift shop.
Moe Wait, that’s gonna cut into my bar business.
Moe If a kid comes into my joint and makes it to the bar, they're getting a beer. Them's the rules.
Task: Unlock Brittany Brockman
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

We Stole a Zoo Pt. 8

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png What do you rate my zoo, on a scale of one to ten? Ten being the only number I want to hear.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png You call this a zoo? Where's the face painters, the smell of burnt kettle corn, the penny flattener thingie?!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Oof, with all the focus on getting animals we forgot about the side attractions!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png What else do demanding kids demand in their zoo?
Task: Make Youngsters Demand More Things [x3] (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png That was an eye-opener. We need to up our stock on fidget spinners and USB charging stations.
Homer But what about animals? We don't even have a hilarious camel that spits at people.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Animals are on the backburner until I find out what "lit" means and how to get it.
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Feed the Need

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 8:
Task: Collect Animal Feed [x4000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3

Act 2 Gameplay

Take the Monkey and Run

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 1

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5 and the user logs in on August 15th:
Marge Today's a lovely day for a trip through the city zoo to see all the happy animals. Bless you, Lisa.
Lisa I didn't sneeze. And stop sneaking faith into pleasantries.
Marge Hmm, could've sworn I heard a sneeze. There it is again. And again… and again…
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Uh oh, looks like we may have a bad case of zoo flu.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png The pony's hoarse. The laughing hyena can only muster a chuckle. The cold-blooded creatures are running fevers. The proboscis monkey’s proboscis is viscous…
Marge *gasp*
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Call a Veterinarian (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 2

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 1:
Dr. Hibbert First thing's first. I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Oh, right. Sorry.
Dr. Hibbert Second, animal insides are all the same as human insides. So, I'm in.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Bravo, Doctor.
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Treat Animals (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Oversee Treatments (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Now that that's taken care of, what's next?
Dolph How about better animals? Cause these critters are crap.
Task: Place Baboon County, USA
Task: Place Animal Habitat Wall (Small)
Skinner Stop monkeying around.
Dolph Cliché line, man.
Skinner No, I mean stop flinging feces back at the monkeys!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 4

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3:
Marge How are you okay with this, Lisa?
Lisa Well, since it’s Dr. Hibbert helping the animals…
Lisa …that's much better than Dr. Nick. No offense, Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick None taken! I flunked out of veterinarian school. It's the only reason I became a doctor.
Task: Make Lisa Help Dr. Hibbert Treat Animals Without a License (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Worry About Lisa's Morality (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 5

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 4:
Quimby It appears land-based animals aren't cutting it in Springfield! We need to try going wet and wild.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png More aquatic attractions! Great idea! Fish, sharks, eels…
Quimby I was hoping for more of the two-legged bikini types.
Task: Unlock and Build Slimu Auditorium
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 6

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 5:
Moe So now that the animals are good, are we good?
Wiggum We've always been good.
Moe Oh, okay. Then I guess I'll keep five-fingering the four-leggeds.
Task: Unlock and Place Great Plains)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 7

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png The zoo is doing great, but we're lacking in at least one demographic.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Angsty youth.
Nelson Hey! I'm right here… stealing your lunch money right now.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Sorry, bullies are under a different category.
Task: Unlock T-Rex
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 8

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Hey, new kid! What do you think of the zoo? I'm looking for a nine out of ten, or higher.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Pretty freakin' lame. Where's the action? The excitement!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Normally those are things that don't mix with sleepy zoo animals.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png But let's give them what they ask!
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Ponder New Attractions (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Tracks On Tracks

After completing Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 8:
Task: Collect Animal Task [x5000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3

Act 3 Gameplay

Weapons of Mass Attraction

Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 1

After completing We Stole a Zoo Pt. 5 and Take the Monkey and Run Pt. 3 and the user logs in on August 29th:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png No business can keep up with this town's short attention span.
Dr. Hibbert Perhaps an idea I've been Frankensteining around could help.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Hear Dr. Hibbert Out (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Create new species entirely? Have you gone mad?
Dr. Hibbert No worries. Mad won't come until later.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 2

After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You think creating new monsters… I mean animals will bring in more guests?
Dr. Hibbert I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png But if you theoretically made them scarier, that just might work.
Dr. Hibbert Alright, I'll take your speculating out loud as a full endorsement.
Task: Place Warmongers
Task: Place Animal Habitat Wall (Big)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 3

After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 2:
Moe I've never said this in my life before, but things are getting too weird for me.
Moe I'm out of the animal-wrangling business.
Moe Capturing them's no fun when you just cook them up in a lab.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence.
Dr. Hibbert *chuckles* That’s an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Run! The hyena sharks have escaped!
Homer Aah! Jaws with paws!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 4

After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart.
Homer When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated…
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You've really lost it, haven't you, Doc?
Task: Make Homer Submit His DNA (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Young Homer, what crosses your mind when you think "zoo"?
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Nothing yet. My mind is still growing in a petri dish.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 5

After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png It's no use. We just can't draw the crowds like zoos used to.
Lisa Mr. Kidkill, you don't need new animals to win the crowds. If anything, you need less new things.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png What? How can less be best?
Lisa By operating with a lower budget this place can exist for decades. Cheap is Springfield's modus operandi.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Tone Down Animal Creation Funds (4h, Springfield Zoo Entrance)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Cheaper Zoo [x5] (4h, The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA or Warmongers)
Lisa See, this is perfect! Now the zoo is here to stay.
Homer Until I accidentally blow things up again.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid.
System Message You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Hibbert's Rejects

After completing Weapons of Mass Attraction Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Animal DNA [x6000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3