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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIX Teaser content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay
Fortune Favors the Bald
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 1
After the user logs in on September 26th and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Dad, why are you surrounded by all these tiny slips of paper?
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I’ve been eating fortune cookies, and they’re all coming true!
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Check out this one: “You will eat too many Chinese pastries.”
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These are eerily accurate. “A young man will show you disrespect.”
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Hey, fatso, what’s with all the scraps? You eat a newspaper?
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Task: Build Fortune Teller Tent
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Something strange is going on in this town, and it’s time to consult a trustworthy expert.
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A garlic-smelling old woman who lives in a tent.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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As of this moment, the freemium questline ends here, unless EA patches it so tapping on Fortune Teller is not required.
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Premium Gameplay
Fortune Favors the Bald (continued)
Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 2
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Come in, Homer.
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How did you know my name?
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Your name is written on your underwear band, and you're not wearing pants.
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They were too tight. Turns out fortune cookies are very fattening when you eat two thousand.
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I see dark and terrible danger in your future.
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You know, if I was as hideous as you and lived in a tent, I’d try being more positive!
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Task: Make Homer Fear for the Future (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) If the user has Fortune Teller: Task: Make Fortune Teller Mutter Darkly (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 3
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Enter and hear your fate, Krusty the Clown.
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I need to know if my opening monologue is going to bomb tonight!
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For that, you don’t need a fortune teller.
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Task: Make Krusty Have His Fortune Told (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) On job start:
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The crystal reveals great change and terror in your future.
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You will become something terrible that people fear and loathe.
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I’m going to turn into one of my ex-wives?!
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If you liked that joke, don’t forget to subscribe to my channel!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 4
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Krusty, listen to me! There is great danger coming.
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I know! My show is up for renewal and the network execs have threatened to watch it before deciding.
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Now, we’re going to play a game called “Krusty Stops Making Stupid Comments and Just Listens”.
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Now where have I heard that before? Wait, are you one of my ex-wives?
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Task: Make Krusty Have His True Fortune Told (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) On job start:
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The tarot cards have spoken. Soon you will be causing people great misery in the night.
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They’re making me host of “The Tonight Show”? All right!
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On job end:
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I'm saying you will literally become a monster!
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Laying it on a bit thick, aren't you? The secret to a good performance is subtlety.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Fine, don't believe me. You'll see. You'll ALL see.
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System Message
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Will Krusty ever take something seriously? Will Homer ever wear pants again? Will this message ever be useful? Find out soon!
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System Message
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And the answer to all those questions is "no".
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Miss Fortunate
Miss Fortunate Pt. 1
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Single file, one at a time, everyone will have their fortune told.
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Stupid Flanders, you're trying to cut me off from my future.
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Sorry about that. I'm just excited to denounce this witch for her satanic practices.
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- laugh* I agree, her prices are devilishly high.
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Quiet, tubby. You're destined to die alone with a chicken wing in your hand.
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Not in my mouth?! How awful.
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Task: Make Fortune Teller Tell Fortunes (1h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Miss Fortunate Pt. 2
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Who's next?
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Me! And I’m here to tell everyone that you’re a phony.
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She said I would soon be getting a “lift in a personal area”.
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Then she secretly paid Nelson to give me a wedgie.
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Okay, sometimes I give the future a helping hand. But I really can foretell it!
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I'll prove it to you. I'll predict my own fortune.
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Task: Make Fortune Teller Predict Her Own Future (4h)
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See?! I predicted that no one would believe me, and nobody does!
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Even I’m not falling for that one, and I bought a potion from a magazine that’s ‘sposed to make me attractive to women.
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So far all it does is bring every raccoon in the tri-county area.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Miss Fortunate Pt. 3
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Wow, one minute I’m the most popular destination in town, next minute no one will even talk to me.
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I’ll talk to you! My other friend had to go home.
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You mean that roadkill possum you were talking to? A crow flew off with it.
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What the heck, I’lI give you a free reading.
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Hm. Stay clear of roads or you might get to spend time with crows too.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take.
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Task: Make Fortune Teller Deal With Slow Business (4h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Miss Fortunate Pt. 4
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Business is so slow I can't even afford to buy the latest edition of Gypsy Glamour!
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But what other job can I do?
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My only skill is making highly accurate and precise predictions of the future.
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How’s a girl supposed to make money off that?
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Task: Make Fortune Teller Make a Killing In Sports Betting (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Miss Fortunate Pt. 5
After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
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Wow, this predicting the future racket is making me a fortune.
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Not so fast! By using your predictions to make money, you are actually changing the future timelines, and risking horological catastrophe.
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In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I must order you to cease!
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Hey there, handsome. How’d you like to join me on vacation to Acapulco, my treat.
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In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I’ll go pack my bathing suit.
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Task: Make Fortune Teller Go On a Tropical Vacation (24h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Go On a Tropical Vacation (24h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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