The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIX Teaser content update/Gameplay

Gameplay[edit]

After the user logs in on September 26th and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Dad, why are you surrounded by all these tiny slips of paper?
	I've been eating fortune cookies, and they're all coming true!
	Check out this one: "You will eat too many Chinese pastries."
	These are eerily accurate. "A young man will show you disrespect."
	Hey, fatso, what's with all the scraps? You eat a newspaper?
Task: Build Fortune Teller Tent
	Something strange is going on in this town, and it's time to consult a trustworthy expert.
	A garlic-smelling old woman who lives in a tent.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

If the user has Fortune Teller: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Fortune Teller: After completing Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 1:
	Come in, Homer.
	How did you know my name?
	Your name is written on your underwear band, and you're not wearing pants.
	They were too tight. Turns out fortune cookies are very fattening when you eat two thousand.
	I see dark and terrible danger in your future.
	You know, if I was as hideous as you and lived in a tent, I'd try being more positive!
Task: Make Homer Fear for the Future (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) If the user has Fortune Teller: Task: Make Fortune Teller Mutter Darkly (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

If the user has Fortune Teller: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Fortune Teller: After completing Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 2:
	Enter and hear your fate, Krusty the Clown.
	I need to know if my opening monologue is going to bomb tonight!
	For that, you don't need a fortune teller.
Task: Make Krusty Have His Fortune Told (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) On job start:
	The crystal reveals great change and terror in your future.
	You will become something terrible that people fear and loathe.
	I'm going to turn into one of my ex-wives?!
	If you liked that joke, don't forget to subscribe to my channel!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

If the user has Fortune Teller: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark: If the user doesn't have Fortune Teller: After completing Fortune Favors the Bald Pt. 3:
	Krusty, listen to me! There is great danger coming.
	I know! My show is up for renewal and the network execs have threatened to watch it before deciding.
	Now, we're going to play a game called "Krusty Stops Making Stupid Comments and Just Listens".
	Now where have I heard that before? Wait, are you one of my ex-wives?
Task: Make Krusty Have His True Fortune Told (4h, Fortune Teller Tent) On job start:
	The tarot cards have spoken. Soon you will be causing people great misery in the night.
	They're making me host of "The Tonight Show"? All right!
On job end:
	I'm saying you will literally become a monster!
	Laying it on a bit thick, aren't you? The secret to a good performance is subtlety.
	Hey! Hey! Hey!
	Fine, don't believe me. You'll see. You'll ALL see.
System Message	Will Krusty ever take something seriously? Will Homer ever wear pants again? Will this message ever be useful? Find out soon!
System Message	And the answer to all those questions is "no".
Quest reward: 200 and 20

After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
	Single file, one at a time, everyone will have their fortune told.
	Stupid Flanders, you're trying to cut me off from my future.
	Sorry about that. I'm just excited to denounce this witch for her satanic practices.
	laugh*I agree, her prices are devilishly high.
	Quiet, tubby. You're destined to die alone with a chicken wing in your hand.
	Not in my mouth?! How awful.
Task: Make Fortune Teller Tell Fortunes (1h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
	Who's next?
	Me! And I'm here to tell everyone that you're a phony.
	She said I would soon be getting a "lift in a personal area".
	Then she secretly paid Nelson to give me a wedgie.
	Okay, sometimes I give the future a helping hand. But I really can foretell it!
	I'll prove it to you. I'll predict my own fortune.
Task: Make Fortune Teller Predict Her Own Future (4h)
	See?! I predicted that no one would believe me, and nobody does!
	Even I'm not falling for that one, and I bought a potion from a magazine that's 'sposed to make me attractive to women.
	So far all it does is bring every raccoon in the tri-county area.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
	Wow, one minute I'm the most popular destination in town, next minute no one will even talk to me.
	I'll talk to you! My other friend had to go home.
	You mean that roadkill possum you were talking to? A crow flew off with it.
	What the heck, I'lI give you a free reading.
	Hm. Stay clear of roads or you might get to spend time with crows too.
	I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Task: Make Fortune Teller Deal With Slow Business (4h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
	Business is so slow I can't even afford to buy the latest edition of Gypsy Glamour!
	But what other job can I do?
	My only skill is making highly accurate and precise predictions of the future.
	How's a girl supposed to make money off that?
Task: Make Fortune Teller Make a Killing In Sports Betting (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark:
	Wow, this predicting the future racket is making me a fortune.
	Not so fast! By using your predictions to make money, you are actually changing the future timelines, and risking horological catastrophe.
	In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I must order you to cease!
	Hey there, handsome. How'd you like to join me on vacation to Acapulco, my treat.
	In the name of galactic chronological integrity, I'll go pack my bathing suit.
Task: Make Fortune Teller Go On a Tropical Vacation (24h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Go On a Tropical Vacation (24h, Fortune Teller Tent or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20