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{{TB|If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.}}
 
{{TB|If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Nae, I don't know if you can handle Willie’s wildest dreams.}}
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{{TB|Nae, I don't know if you can handle Willie's wildest dreams.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Probably not, but the Monkey's Paw sure can.}}
 
{{TB|Probably not, but the Monkey's Paw sure can.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Wish is my Command Pt. 2===
 
===Wish is my Command Pt. 2===
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>checks inventory<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>checks inventory<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, I’m up to my maw in paws.}}
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{{TB|Ugh, I'm up to my maw in paws.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, mister, where’s the bathroom?}}
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{{TB|Hey, mister, where's the bathroom?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps you could use an extra hand… or paw in there?}}
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{{TB|Perhaps you could use an extra hand... or paw in there?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Sell to Children (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Sell to Children (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The rest of the questline requires Hans Moleman to be unlocked to continue.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The rest of the questline requires Hans Moleman to be unlocked to continue.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Perhaps a paw could point you in the right direction.}}
 
{{TB|Perhaps a paw could point you in the right direction.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Give Away Product (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br/>If the user has Hans Moleman: '''Task''': Make Hans Moleman Struggle to Use Monkey's Paw (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Give Away Product (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br>If the user has Hans Moleman: '''Task''': Make Hans Moleman Struggle to Use Monkey's Paw (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Wish is my Command Pt. 4===
 
===Wish is my Command Pt. 4===
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{{TB|You know nothing of the wares I deal in.}}
 
{{TB|You know nothing of the wares I deal in.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|I know one thing; you’re ripping people off and I'm turning you in.}}
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{{TB|I know one thing; you're ripping people off and I'm turning you in.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Use Monkey's Paw as a Weapon (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Use Monkey's Paw as a Weapon (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Ow! I’ve been slapped a lot but that really hurt.}}
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{{TB|Ow! I've been slapped a lot but that really hurt.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon}}
{{TB|Talk to the severed paw, ‘cause I don’t care. And don't come back!}}
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{{TB|Talk to the severed paw, 'cause I don't care. And don't come back!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|You'll never take me or my paws alive!}}
 
{{TB|You'll never take me or my paws alive!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Great! I’ll take you dead. Now where’d I put my gun?}}
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{{TB|Great! I'll take you dead. Now where'd I put my gun?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==Unforeseen Consequences==
 
==Unforeseen Consequences==
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{{TB|No, I was talking about the good news from the book of God.}}
 
{{TB|No, I was talking about the good news from the book of God.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|That’s a disappointment. I’ll pass. <nowiki>*</nowiki>tries to open front door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|That's a disappointment. I'll pass. <nowiki>*</nowiki>tries to open front door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>front door is locked<nowiki>*</nowiki> Now look what your God has done to me!}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>front door is locked<nowiki>*</nowiki> Now look what your God has done to me!}}
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{{TB|This is embarrassing, but I got locked out of my house. Can you send someone to find me, then find my house, then help me get in?}}
 
{{TB|This is embarrassing, but I got locked out of my house. Can you send someone to find me, then find my house, then help me get in?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|That’s right. It's an invisible house. And I’m invisible too.}}
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{{TB|That's right. It's an invisible house. And I'm invisible too.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll make sure you can see me and I'll show you where it is.}}
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{{TB|I'll make sure you can see me and I'll show you where it is.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{TB|This isn't a prank call. Hello? Hello?}}
 
{{TB|This isn't a prank call. Hello? Hello?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Call Lock Smiths (8h, Invisible House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Call Lock Smiths (8h, Invisible House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 3===
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 3===
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{{TB|Whoa, you look like crap. Have a drink.}}
 
{{TB|Whoa, you look like crap. Have a drink.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|I better not. Alcohol goes right through me. It’s not pretty.}}
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{{TB|I better not. Alcohol goes right through me. It's not pretty.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|You just need something thicker that sticks to yer ribs. <nowiki>*</nowiki>slides drink<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|You just need something thicker that sticks to yer ribs. <nowiki>*</nowiki>slides drink<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Chocolate milk?}}
 
{{TB|Chocolate milk?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You call it chocolate milk, I call it white milk that’s gone bad… it’s all good.}}
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{{TB|You call it chocolate milk, I call it white milk that's gone bad... it's all good.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Drown His Sorrows in Chocolate (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Drown His Sorrows in Chocolate (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 4===
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 4===
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{{TB|Where the heck are you?}}
 
{{TB|Where the heck are you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|Right in front of you. You’re staring through my neck.}}
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{{TB|Right in front of you. You're staring through my neck.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Freaky, but okay, let’s get down to business. Where’s the house that I’m breaking into?}}
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{{TB|Freaky, but okay, let's get down to business. Where's the house that I'm breaking into?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|You’re not breaking in. It's my house. I'm just locked out.}}
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{{TB|You're not breaking in. It's my house. I'm just locked out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll give you two options: crowbar to the door or a brick through the window.}}
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{{TB|I'll give you two options: crowbar to the door or a brick through the window.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Brick please.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Brick please.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Hire a Criminal (8h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>If the user has Snake: '''Task''': Make Snake Break Into Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Hire a Criminal (8h, Moe's Tavern)<br>If the user has Snake: '''Task''': Make Snake Break Into Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 5===
 
===Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 5===
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{{TB|You needed in. I got you in.}}
 
{{TB|You needed in. I got you in.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sighs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Here’s thirty dollars for your time.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sighs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Here's thirty dollars for your time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Thirty smackers?! I didn’t shoot a guard and break out of jail for that!}}
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{{TB|Thirty smackers?! I didn't shoot a guard and break out of jail for that!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like I’m helping myself to some of your expensive art work.}}
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{{TB|Looks like I'm helping myself to some of your expensive art work.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Get Robbed (8h, Invisible House)<br/>If the user has Snake: '''Task''': Make Snake Rob Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Dr. Griffin Get Robbed (8h, Invisible House)<br>If the user has Snake: '''Task''': Make Snake Rob Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I can’t see you but I hope you can see the grin on my face.}}
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{{TB|I can't see you but I hope you can see the grin on my face.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon}}
{{TB|Fyi: I’m not smiling.}}
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{{TB|Fyi: I'm not smiling.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|That’s the problem with victims. They never want to smile.}}
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{{TB|That's the problem with victims. They never want to smile.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
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{{TB|Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
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{{TB|No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
 
{{TB|Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2===
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2===
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{{TB|Please, don't go!}}
 
{{TB|Please, don't go!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
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{{TB|Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3===
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3===
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{{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
 
{{TB|Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
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{{TB|I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
 
{{TB|These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…}}
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{{TB|A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.}}
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{{TB|And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew (12h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew (12h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4===
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4===
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{{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
 
{{TB|What?! Where is everyone?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
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{{TB|Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5===
 
===Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5===
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{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!}}
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{{TB|Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
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{{TB|I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.}}
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{{TB|All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
 
{{TB|What if we get the wrong answer?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…}}
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{{TB|Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!}}
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{{TB|But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!}}
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{{TB|And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>If the user has Lenny: '''Task''': Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>If the user has Carl: '''Task''': Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==Price of Peace==
 
==Price of Peace==
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{{TB|Tell me of your travels.}}
 
{{TB|Tell me of your travels.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve gone to a world that accepts us as one of their own.}}
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{{TB|I've gone to a world that accepts us as one of their own.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like it’s fairy tale time.}}
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{{TB|Sounds like it's fairy tale time.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Tell Stories About Her Travels (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Kodos: '''Task''': Make Kodos Provide Commentary on Every Detail of the Story (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Tell Stories About Her Travels (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br>If the user has Kodos: '''Task''': Make Kodos Provide Commentary on Every Detail of the Story (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 2===
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 2===
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{{THT|After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
{{TB|What I’ve learned can help us have a more advanced society.}}
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{{TB|What I've learned can help us have a more advanced society.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|Our society abides by the rule of K.I.S.S – Keep It Simple Stupid.}}
 
{{TB|Our society abides by the rule of K.I.S.S – Keep It Simple Stupid.}}
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{{TB|Quiet, you're not helping.}}
 
{{TB|Quiet, you're not helping.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
{{TB|Then I don’t need your help. I can do it on my own.}}
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{{TB|Then I don't need your help. I can do it on my own.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Try to Change Rigellian Way of Life (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Kodos: '''Task''': Make Kodos Secretly Help Kamala (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Try to Change Rigellian Way of Life (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br>If the user has Kodos: '''Task''': Make Kodos Secretly Help Kamala (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 3===
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 3===
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{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{TB|I think I have one.}}
 
{{TB|I think I have one.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Summon Army of Baby Rigellians (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Summon Army of Baby Rigellians (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 4===
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 4===
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>suck<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
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{{TB|This is one of our best agents. If captured, she’ll never talk.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kamala Attempt to Take Over Rigel VII (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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===Price of Peace Pt. 5===
 
===Price of Peace Pt. 5===
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{{THT|After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
{{TB|I’m starting to have second thoughts.}}
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{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
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{{TB|About total victory over our home planet? Being in charge of our own lives and futures?}}
 
{{TB|About total victory over our home planet? Being in charge of our own lives and futures?}}
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{{TB|Our utopia shouldn't be the result of violence or come from a tyrant.}}
 
{{TB|Our utopia shouldn't be the result of violence or come from a tyrant.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|What’s so bad about that? I’m good with it.}}
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{{Tapped Out Kamala Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm calling off the attack.}}
 
{{TB|I'm calling off the attack.}}
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{{TB|Jesus, I know it's your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.}}
 
{{TB|Jesus, I know it's your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Really, you’re bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I’m still confused.}}
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{{TB|Really, you're bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I'm still confused.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{TB|Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.}}
 
{{TB|Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.}}
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{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>puts on sunglasses<nowiki>*</nowiki> Sorry, gotta go. <nowiki>*</nowiki>leaves in a flash<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>puts on sunglasses<nowiki>*</nowiki> Sorry, gotta go. <nowiki>*</nowiki>leaves in a flash<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Work His Day Job (8h)<br/>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I'm just trying to get my father's attention.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I'm just trying to get my father's attention.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I find hiding my father’s medication works well for me.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.}}
 
{{TB|I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br/>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Trap God (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|Jesus, what in Heaven’s name is the meaning of this?}}
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{{TB|Jesus, what in Heaven's name is the meaning of this?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|I wanted some father-son time.}}
 
{{TB|I wanted some father-son time.}}
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{{TB|Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.}}
 
{{TB|Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|It's too late, Dad. I don’t want to be treated like a child anymore!}}
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{{TB|It's too late, Dad. I don't want to be treated like a child anymore!}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{TB|You've forced my hand.}}
 
{{TB|You've forced my hand.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Break Out of Jail (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br/>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Break Out of Jail (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Sins of Our Father Pt. 4===
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{{TB|I'll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the--}}
 
{{TB|I'll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|No, I won’t be pushed to the back burner again! You’ll deal with me first!}}
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{{TB|No, I won't be pushed to the back burner again! You'll deal with me first!}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, son, I didn’t realize you felt so strongly. You know you’re always first in my life.}}
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{{TB|Wow, son, I didn't realize you felt so strongly. You know you're always first in my life.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, maybe it’s the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.}}
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{{TB|Actually, maybe it's the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>tearing up<nowiki>*</nowiki> I’ve moved up to third?}}
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{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|The animals are going extinct but I don’t want our relationship to. Let’s clean up this mess together.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Smite Indiscriminately (4h)<br/>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up Plagues (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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===Sins of Our Father Pt. 5===
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{{TB|Sure thing, Dad!}}
 
{{TB|Sure thing, Dad!}}
 
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{{TB|I hate to be a helicopter parent, but I’ll come with you just to be sure.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make God Micromanage Jesus (8h, The Ten Commandments)<br/>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task''': Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments (8h, The Ten Commandments)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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Revision as of 17:33, March 9, 2020

Wish is my Command

Wish is my Command Pt. 1

After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.
Willie Nae, I don't know if you can handle Willie's wildest dreams.
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Probably not, but the Monkey's Paw sure can.
Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Wish is my Command Pt. 2

After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png One monkey paw down... how many more to go?
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png *checks inventory*
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Ugh, I'm up to my maw in paws.
Nelson Hey, mister, where's the bathroom?
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Perhaps you could use an extra hand... or paw in there?
Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Sell to Children (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
The rest of the questline requires Hans Moleman to be unlocked to continue.

Wish is my Command Pt. 3

After tapping on Hans Moleman's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon

My tour group left me behind. How can I find my home?
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Perhaps a paw could point you in the right direction.
Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Give Away Product (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
If the user has Hans Moleman: Task: Make Hans Moleman Struggle to Use Monkey's Paw (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Wish is my Command Pt. 4

After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Beat it! I was trading here first.
Gil You're selling junk. And I know junk. My life is full of it.
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png You know nothing of the wares I deal in.
Gil I know one thing; you're ripping people off and I'm turning you in.
Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Use Monkey's Paw as a Weapon (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
Gil Ow! I've been slapped a lot but that really hurt.
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png Talk to the severed paw, 'cause I don't care. And don't come back!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Wish is my Command Pt. 5

After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png You again?!
Gil There he is officer, arrest that man.
Tapped Out Monkey's Paw Salesman Icon.png You'll never take me or my paws alive!
Wiggum Great! I'll take you dead. Now where'd I put my gun?
Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Unforeseen Consequences

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png Who is it?
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png I have good news for all men!
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png Did Countess Dracula split with the Count? Finally my chance with her has come! *walks out of front door*
Tapped Out Azzlan Icon.png No, I was talking about the good news from the book of God.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png That's a disappointment. I'll pass. *tries to open front door*
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png *front door is locked* Now look what your God has done to me!
Task: Make Dr. Griffin Try to Break Into His Own House (12h, Invisible House)
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png What did I do with that spare key?
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png *checks invisible mail box* Nothing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png This is embarrassing, but I got locked out of my house. Can you send someone to find me, then find my house, then help me get in?
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png That's right. It's an invisible house. And I'm invisible too.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png I'll make sure you can see me and I'll show you where it is.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png This isn't a prank call. Hello? Hello?
Task: Make Dr. Griffin Call Lock Smiths (8h, Invisible House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Whoa, you look like crap. Have a drink.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png I better not. Alcohol goes right through me. It's not pretty.
Moe You just need something thicker that sticks to yer ribs. *slides drink*
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png Chocolate milk?
Moe You call it chocolate milk, I call it white milk that's gone bad... it's all good.
Task: Make Dr. Griffin Drown His Sorrows in Chocolate (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 4

After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
Snake Where the heck are you?
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png Right in front of you. You're staring through my neck.
Snake Freaky, but okay, let's get down to business. Where's the house that I'm breaking into?
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png You're not breaking in. It's my house. I'm just locked out.
Snake I'll give you two options: crowbar to the door or a brick through the window.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png *sigh* Brick please.
Task: Make Dr. Griffin Hire a Criminal (8h, Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Break Into Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png You had to break ALL the windows?
Snake You needed in. I got you in.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png *sighs* Here's thirty dollars for your time.
Snake Thirty smackers?! I didn't shoot a guard and break out of jail for that!
Snake Looks like I'm helping myself to some of your expensive art work.
Task: Make Dr. Griffin Get Robbed (8h, Invisible House)
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)
Snake I can't see you but I hope you can see the grin on my face.
Tapped Out Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man) Icon.png Fyi: I'm not smiling.
Snake That's the problem with victims. They never want to smile.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Craft Brew Ha-Ha

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
Carl Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
Lenny No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.
Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
Carl What the hell is that thing?!
Lenny I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Please, don't go!
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.
Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.
Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew (12h, Deep Dark Woods)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png What?! Where is everyone?
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png *sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.
Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5

After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!
Carl I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.
Lenny What if we get the wrong answer?
Tapped Out Bridge Troll Moe Icon.png Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...
Lenny But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!
Carl And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!
Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Price of Peace

Price of Peace Pt. 1

After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png Father, I've returned.
Kang Tell me of your travels.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I've gone to a world that accepts us as one of their own.
Kodos Sounds like it's fairy tale time.
Task: Make Kamala Tell Stories About Her Travels (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)
If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Provide Commentary on Every Detail of the Story (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Peace Pt. 2

After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png What I've learned can help us have a more advanced society.
Kang Our society abides by the rule of K.I.S.S – Keep It Simple Stupid.
Kodos Advancements do sound intriguing though.
Kang Quiet, you're not helping.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png Then I don't need your help. I can do it on my own.
Task: Make Kamala Try to Change Rigellian Way of Life (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)
If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Secretly Help Kamala (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Peace Pt. 3

After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I can't believe our society rejected an opportunity for peace and equality.
Kang Rigellians thrive off dominating others.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png If I can't give them a society of peace by choice, then I'll force them to be peaceful.
Kodos That would require an army.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I think I have one.
Task: Make Kamala Summon Army of Baby Rigellians (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Peace Pt. 4

After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png They're cute, deadly and burp-y. No one will suspect any of our sleeper agents.
Kodos Your machine is faulty. How did this one slip through?
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png This is one of our best agents. If captured, she'll never talk.
Task: Make Kamala Attempt to Take Over Rigel VII (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Peace Pt. 5

After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I'm starting to have second thoughts.
Kodos About total victory over our home planet? Being in charge of our own lives and futures?
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png Our utopia shouldn't be the result of violence or come from a tyrant.
Kodos What's so bad about that? I'm good with it.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I'm calling off the attack.
Task: Make Kamala Call Off the Attack (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter)
Kodos You were right. Rigel isn't ready for that much change yet.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png I'll just need to be a little more patient.
Tapped Out Kamala Icon.png And run for public office!
Kang Oh, no. Not a politician in the family!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Ten Commandments Gil Promo

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
Gil Gil's not doin' so well on Earth but I'm gunnin' for a better life up in Heaven.
Gil C'mon, help Ol' Gil earn his ticket through the Pearly Gates. Whaddya say?
Tapped Out God Icon.png Don't lay it on too thick, Son.
Gil No problem, great and powerful God. And may I add quite handsome too. *wink-wink*
On offer accepted:
Gil Praise be! I knew I could count on you in my time of need. Stay tuned for more of my needs.
Gil I promise that I'll be in church every day and night. Mostly 'cause that's where I've been sleepin'.
On offer declined:
Gil This is awkward. You're leaving me standing at the altar just like my first three marriage attempts.
Gil I shoulda bought the tuxedo rather than rent it everytime!

Sins of Our Father

Sins of Our Father Pt. 1

After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out God Icon.png Jesus, I know it's your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Really, you're bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I'm still confused.
Tapped Out God Icon.png Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png All creation always comes before me.
Tapped Out God Icon.png *puts on sunglasses* Sorry, gotta go. *leaves in a flash*
Task: Make God Work His Day Job (8h)
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I'm just trying to get my father's attention.
Homer I find hiding my father's medication works well for me.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sins of Our Father Pt. 2

After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out God Icon.png What is going on in Springfield?!
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.
Task: Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Trap God (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
Tapped Out God Icon.png Jesus, what in Heaven's name is the meaning of this?
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png I wanted some father-son time.
Tapped Out God Icon.png So you plague an entire town to get it?
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png It was this or opening up a massive sinkhole.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sins of Our Father Pt. 3

After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out God Icon.png Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png It's too late, Dad. I don't want to be treated like a child anymore!
Tapped Out God Icon.png You've forced my hand.
Task: Make God Break Out of Jail (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sins of Our Father Pt. 4

After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out God Icon.png I'll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the--
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png No, I won't be pushed to the back burner again! You'll deal with me first!
Tapped Out God Icon.png Wow, son, I didn't realize you felt so strongly. You know you're always first in my life.
Tapped Out God Icon.png Actually, maybe it's the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png *tearing up* I've moved up to third?
Tapped Out God Icon.png The animals are going extinct but I don't want our relationship to. Let's clean up this mess together.
Task: Make God Smite Indiscriminately (4h)
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up Plagues (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sins of Our Father Pt. 5

After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out God Icon.png Homer Simpson, I'm entrusting you with a new set of the Ten Commandments. Spread my word to the world.
Homer Aw, you caught me at a bad time. I'm watching the playoffs right now.
Tapped Out God Icon.png *sigh* Fine. Jesus, you want to try?
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Sure thing, Dad!
Tapped Out God Icon.png I hate to be a helicopter parent, but I'll come with you just to be sure.
Task: Make God Micromanage Jesus (8h, The Ten Commandments)
If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments (8h, The Ten Commandments)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20