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The Invasion Is Snow Joke (Act 2)

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3

If not completed in Act 1, after tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me. You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing. If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa. And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy. Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat. No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap. Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss (6s, Brown House) Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun. That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman. No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap! Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4

If not completed in Act 1, after tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant. Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath. I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool? What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch. Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love. Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10] (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again. Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones. They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha! Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet. I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV. Task: Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey. Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious. Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range. What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions? Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun. Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders (4h, Brown House) Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains. Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps. No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites! Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart. Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Shoplift (4h, Simpson House) The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized. Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away. Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted. Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know! It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested. What do you recommend, then? Pray to whatever higher power you believe in. Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets (12h, Krusty Burger) Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth. Buddha? You're real! As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears. You're real but you're like talking to Grampa. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos? Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you. You must seek help from all systems of belief. I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League. Or B.S. League for short! Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S. (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S. (4h, Simpson House) Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos No sign of the rest of the B.S. League. Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion? The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”. Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos! Really? Didn't see that coming. Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ass. Task: Make Buddha Invoke the B.S. (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready! Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined. Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies! Quest reward: Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League. Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa? Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here. I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool. That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers. Dammit! Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party. You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE. Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati? Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here. She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin. Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them. Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place? Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There's a great deli on Second Avenue. Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time. Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”. I think J.C. is mad about something. Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday! To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries. How does your wife Parvati like that excuse? Not a lot. Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] It looks like we're half-way there! Would you say we might be living on a prayer? The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music. Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba. So that's what I am! *chuckles* Seems like you're skipping something obvious. Can't think of anything. Unless you're scared to make fun of it. Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything! I'm talking about atheism. Oh, thank Us. Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist. So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find...Jack Frost. I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee! Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 30

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough. You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships. Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet. I'm a pixie. I'm powerful. Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer? Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks. His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him. Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents. Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all. He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps. What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business. But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me. Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June? Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4] Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2] Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S. (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 400 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship! We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows. Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right? The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price. I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping. Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays [x3] (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates. You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year? Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas! Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space? That's the holiday spirit! Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess [x10] (8h, Brown House) System Message Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all! Quest reward: 500 and 50

More B.S.

After completing : Task: Collect Sacred Tomes [x1000] Quest reward: 1/2/3, 100 and 10