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Contents
- 1 Swine-ing High
- 2 Hidden Threads
- 3 Only Drummers Die Young
- 4 Weapons of Mass Audio Production
- 5 Bursting With F.U.N
- 6 Wide-Eyed Optimism
- 7 Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday
- 8 Playing It Backwards
- 9 One Hit Wonder-brick-wall
- 10 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all
- 10.1 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 1
- 10.2 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 2
- 10.3 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 3
- 10.4 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 4
- 10.5 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 5
- 10.6 Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 6
- 11 On Rude Crowd Purchased
- 12 On Cheering Crowd Purchased
Swine-ing High
After unlocking Pig Balloon:
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Hey, it's an inflatable concert pig, just like at Hullabalooza.
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It's a symbol of the corporate greed of the record companies.
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Except, now all the greedy record companies are out of business.
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So now it just means “Caution: a fat man may try to sing”.
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Hidden Threads
After unlocking Rock Camp Thread Shed:
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The Thread Shed! That would be perfect for buying undercover costumes.
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I have reason to suspect that there may, just may be, drugs in rock and roll.
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Fine I'll dress up as Prince, you can dress as Meatloaf.
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Did you say meatloaf? The drugs can wait, I'm hungry.
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Task: Make Wiggum Shop for Undercover Outfits (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Task: Make Lou Regret Talking (6h, Rock Camp Thread Shed) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young
Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 1
After tapping on Nick Delacourt's exclamation mark:
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Forget it, Shredder. I'm not going on tour. I'm afraid of dying out there.
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Oh, don't worry about that. We mostly replace you with a drum machine anyway.
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Did not know that. But I mean really dying.
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You're worried about the drummer's curse, eh? How they all die young?
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No, I'm worried about all the fatty foods on the road. I have rock-star level cholesterol.
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Task: Make Nick Hide From Dietary Cholesterol (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Nick, you can't just hide out in the Brown House. That's where everyone goes to do weird things… and you're just making it weirder.
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If you're worried about your health, you should go see a doctor.
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Hm. As a flakey musician, I usually go see a crystal healing witch. But I guess I could try Western medicine.
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Task: Reach Level 24 and Place Hibbert Family Practice) Task: Make Nick Get a Check-Up (8h, Hibbert Family Practice)
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Did Hibbert give you a clean bill of health?
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Yes!
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He also scheduled me for a colonoscopy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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How's your obsession with death coming along, Nick?
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The obsession is doing great. But I could do with some cheering up.
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The number one step in staying healthy is getting exercise.
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Of course! And I know the perfect exercise.
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Task: Make Nick Spin His Drumsticks (4h)
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Twirling your drumsticks is exercise?
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It's exhausting physically AND emotionally. What if you drop a stick just when you need to beat out a riff?
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That's why drummers all keep a spare drumstick down their pants.
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I wondered why they walked so funny.
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Oh, that's because they're drunk.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Only Drummers Die Young Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Nick. You don't seem so worried about your health anymore. Find a way to break the curse?
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Yep. Check out this line of vitamin supplements I'm taking.
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*reading* “Nick Delacourt's Hi-hat Health Supplements”.
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These really make you feel better?
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The money I make from selling them does.
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Task: Make Nick Package Health Pills (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production
Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 1
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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Shredder, I can't go on stage with these speakers.
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They are so not loud I can barely not hear myself think.
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Maybe if the speakers weren't so loud and distorted, people could actually hear the notes you are playing.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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Task: Make Peter D'Abbruzio Play a Session Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 2
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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I need louder speakers! Noise is what rock and roll is all about.
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What?
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What?
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I can't hear you. I have tinnitus from years of loud speakers.
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Sorry. You have to speak louder to get past my tinnitus.
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Task: Make Peter Struggle With Tinnitus (8h, Sungazer Studio)
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If I had any hearing left maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for louder speakers.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 3
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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I hear you're looking for new speakers, Mr. D'Abbruzio. Well, I got just the thing.
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Surplus Navy loudspeakers, fresh off a battleship.
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Just imagine them blasting out: “General quarters! Incoming aircraft! This is not a drill!”.
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Thanks, but I need top end fidelity.
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Wait! Mine are on sale, a nickel a decibel. I'll give you the whole set for a half-eaten chicken sandwich!
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Task: Reach Level 17 and Build King Toot's Task: Make Peter Browse for Better Equipment (4h, King Toot's)
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What's the loudest amp you offer?
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What's an amp?
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You're a music store employee. Don't you know?
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Sorry, but for every job in town it's either me or the wise-guy dude.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Weapons of Mass Audio Production Pt. 4
After tapping on Peter D'Abruzzio's exclamation mark:
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*Sigh* I'm never gonna find a set of speakers that capture my inner volume.
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You know, there's more to being a musician than loud speakers.
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Of course! You're right! There's hair!
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Task: Make Peter Take Wigs to Eleven (8h)
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Okay, we've got our song list, our supplements, and our wigs. We're ready to go on tour.
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Is there anything we've forgotten?
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Anyone who will actually pay to see you?
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Good point. Tour canceled!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Bursting With F.U.N
After unlocking Stage Turret:
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Whoa! Are we finally going to war with Shelbyville?
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Unfortunately, no. This turret is decommissioned.
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It is now just a confetti cannon, firing Fractured Unprinted Newspaper.
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F.U.N.? Did you just say it shoots F.U.N.?
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The military loves its acronyms.
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Task: Tap the Stage Turret Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wide-Eyed Optimism
After unlocking Pop Star Plane:
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Okay, Dad, this glamorous plane is just what we need to attract more pop stars to Springfield.
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I've never seen anything uglier. Who's gonna be crazy enough to want to spend time with it.
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Hiya toots! I like a lady with glasses!
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Asked and answered.
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Task: Make Grampa Woo a Pop Star Plane (3h, Pop Star Plane) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday
Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 1
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Alaska Nebraska! I'm so excited for your show.
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Not me. I'm tired of being a pop star who stars in a TV show where I pretend to be a pop star pretending to be a normal girl.
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I want to be a normal girl and pretend I'm not a pop star!
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Did you get all that?
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Barely.
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Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Perform on the Pop Stage
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Great show, Alaska!
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Who is this “Alaska”. I'm just a perfectly normal girl with a totally ordinary name.
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“Oregon Washington”.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 2
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Dad, Mom, this is “Oregon Washington”. She's going to live with us for a while.
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Sure, that's a thing we do.
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So, how do normal people like us start our day? Half hour workout with personal trainer?
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Forty-five minute wait to use the bathroom.
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Task: Make Lisa Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Wait to Use the Bathroom (1h, Simpson House)
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Your dad has no hair. How is it possible he still clogs the drain?
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You really don't want to know.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 3
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, let's go to your school! I want to be a totally normal little girl.
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Also, I'll need a wacky friend who I secretly help with her dating problems.
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Uh… me?
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Well, I like plot twists, but you dating? That's a stretch.
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Let me meditate on it.
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Task: Make Lisa Wait for Alaska at the School (1h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Meditate (1h, Trees) On job start:
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I don't know what I'm more scared of.
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That Alaska Nebraska will be my friend, or she won't be.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 4
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Lisa, I'm going to help your love life by throwing a huge party at your house.
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Thanks. Although, I'm only eight. I don't really need a love life.
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I know, but this is TV.
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You seem to be confusing normal life and your TV show, Alaska.
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“Oregon”, honey. “Oregon”.
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Task: Make Youngsters Party [x3] (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Feel Awkward (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Pretend to be Normal (4h, Simpson House)
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Enjoying the party, Lisa?
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Not exactly. When are you supposed to get me a boyfriend?
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Oh, I'm not. The funny twist is, I end up dating the cutest boy at the party.
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That would be Nelson.
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Rewrite! Rewrite!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Freaky Lip Sync'd Friday Pt. 5
After tapping on Alaska Nebraska's exclamation mark:
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I have to say, I'm not impressed with this being a normal girl thing.
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That's because you haven't been hanging with B-Money.
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Grab a skateboard and let's have some unsupervised fun.
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Task: Make Alaska Nebraska Hang With Bart (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Put Alaska Nebraska in Danger (4h, Simpson House)
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Well, back to being a pop star.
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I broke my wrist skateboarding, but luckily it's not my pointing-at-the-crowd-while-lip-synching wrist.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Playing It Backwards
After unlocking All Sales Vinyl:
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Wow, a vinyl record store. I can search for some of my favorite out-of-print jazz records.
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And I can look for MY favorite out-of-print record: “Dr. Nutso's Fart Noises ‘76”.
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Fans called it the “Bicentennial Fart Album”.
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Vinyl farts are amazing: mellow high notes, but totally thumping bass.
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*sigh* A passion is a passion.
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Task: Make Lisa Search for Obscure Jazz Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Task: Make Bart Search for Obscure Fart Records (4h, All Sales Vinyl) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall
One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 1
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Man, my flow is totally jammed. I can't think of rhyme one.
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You just need something to spark your genius. Like “collaborating” with a bunch of other rappers who do all the work.
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Great idea, Milhouse! Anyone who heard my first rap hit single, “Deep Deep Trouble” will come running.
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They'll do something running.
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Task: Make Rappin' Bart Gather Contact Information on Rappers (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 2
One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 3
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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I don't need anyone's help coming up with a dope song.
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Just my own genius and enough Buzz Cola that my blood is more sugar than water.
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I'm gonna nail that song in one try.
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Task: Make Bart Nail Hit Song in Twenty-Eight Tries (4h, Benches) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 4
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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*rapping* THEY THINK THEY CAN DISS ME, THEY SAY MY FLOW IS HISTORY.
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*rapping* BUT I GOT THE RHYMES THAT'LL MAKE THEM WANT TO BLING ME!
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I KNEW you'd write a good song if you just got angry.
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So you deliberately ignored me to motivate me?!
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Yep. Usually I hang people upside down outside windows, but hey, why not try something new?
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Task: Make Bart Rap Angrily
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Well, that song was great. But who knows where my next idea is coming from.
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I’ll open a window.
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No, I'm inspired, I promise!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all
Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 1
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Hey Brandine! Look what I found while I was spring cleaning! That is, cleaning up all the old car springs we have in the back yard.
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That's your fancy jacket from when you were MIS-managing the kids' band an' wasting all their money!
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That's why I buried it under the car springs.
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My truck keys were in the pocket! I'm getting it off its concrete blocks and taking it for a spin.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Go for a Spin (1h, Cletus' Monster Truck) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 2
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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I love wearing my fancy music manager jacket. I'm gonna take up managin' again.
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I just need an act better than the Spuckler Family Kids.
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Which means any act.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Scout for Talent (8h, Shop)
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Hey, twins. Freaks always get attention. You two got any musical talent?
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We can cough out Beethoven's Fifth Symphony.
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But you gotta keep us in a lotta cigarettes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 3
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Despite my fancy jacket, I cain't seem to find a client to represent.
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And I have so much to give. Like possum gizzards and a kind of psoriasis found only in Appalachia.
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Guess I better visit my hillbilly therapist.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Drink His Moonshine (6h, Cletus's Farm)
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Well, manager coat, I do feel better after visiting my shrink.
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I call moonshine my shrink because it makes my intestines shrivel up.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 4
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Wow, Mr. Spuckler, that coat is killer.
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And your moonshine is intense! How would you like to have a partner in the booze biz?
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I dunno. You don't seem much like a hillbilly.
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I own a goose.
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Write us up a partnership agreement and let's start marking “X”s!
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Sign an X (1h, Cletus's Farm) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Climb a Rung of Ruthlessness (1h, Jay G's Mansion)
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Congratulations, Cletus. Your moonshine business has a new silent partner.
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*honk*
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And a not so silent one.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 5
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Alright, I gots a new batch of moonshine ready.
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You're the brand manager. Get out and find a celebrity spokesman to endorse it.
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I got a goat what's kinda notorious around the county.
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Hm. What's the next step up from a goat?
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Got it. A clown.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Manage a Brand (4h)
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Excellent job, Cletus. Your moonshine will be huge. I'm taking this partnership to the next level.
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The roof of the hay loft!?
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Nope. Freezing you out of the business.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dollar, Dollar, Hills Y'all Pt. 6
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Brandine! Jay G done took over my moonshine business.
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Turns out I signed over all rights to him. And signed a non-compete clause.
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Did you sign a non-feudin' clause?
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Nope.
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Then grease up yer squirrel gun.
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Task: Make Manager Cletus Prepare a Hostile Takeover (4h) If the user has Jay G: Task: Make Jay G Move up Another Rung (4h, Jay G's Mansion)
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Jay G says it's illegal for me to make my own moonshine.
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But them dang revenooers said the same thing, and that didn't stop me.
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And as long as your moonshine only make me go blind temporarily, you'll always have a customer in me.
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It's a wonderful life.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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On Rude Crowd Purchased
After crafting Rude Crowd:
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Task: Tap on the Rude Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On Cheering Crowd Purchased
After crafting Cheering Crowd:
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Task: Tap on the Cheering Crowd [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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