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The '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 33 content update''' is an content update which added Arnie Pye, Lou, Eddie and a K9 Officer to the game, along with a building and several decorations. It was released on August 15, 2013.
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'''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Level 33 content update''' is the twenty-ninth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on August 15, [[2013]]. The update added [[Eddie]], [[Lou]], [[Arnie Pye]], and the [[K9 Officer]] as new characters.
  
 
== Level Up Message ==
 
== Level Up Message ==
Its level up is message is spoken by [[Dr. Nick]]
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The level up is message is spoken by [[Dr. Nick]]
 
{{Tapped Out LUM|33}}
 
{{Tapped Out LUM|33}}
  
 
== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
{{Table|align=center|
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{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Image}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Unlock message}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Arnie Pye.png|150px]]}}
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{{TH|Unlock image}}
{{TB|[[Arnie Pye]]}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Eddie.png|100px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Eddie.png|150px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Eddie]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Eddie]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRs|{{Cash|75000}}|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Lou.png|150px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png|300px]]}}
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{{TRs|Requires Level 33.<br>Unlocks in Bad Cops Pt. 2.<br>Unlocks with S.W.A.T. Van.|2}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Lou.png|80px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Lou]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Lou]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lou New Character.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lou New Character.png|300px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped K9 Officer.png|150px]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Arnie Pye.png|90px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Arnie Pye]]}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|85}}}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.}}
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}}
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== Non-playable characters ==
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Image}}
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{{TH|Name}}
 +
{{TH|Cost}}
 +
{{TH|Unlock image}}
 +
{{TH|Notes}}
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{{TBT|[[File:K9 Officer.png|150px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[K9 Officer]]}}
 
{{TB|[[K9 Officer]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out K9 Officer New Character.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|{{Donut|45}}}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out K9 Officer New Character.png|300px]]}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
==Buildings==
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== Buildings ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Image|width=250px}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Building time}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{TH|Costs}}
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{{TH|Build time}}
 
{{TH|Task}}
 
{{TH|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{TH|Level required}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped out Springfield wax museum.png|150px]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped out Springfield wax museum.png|100px]]}}
 
 
{{TB|[[Springfield Wax Museum]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Springfield Wax Museum]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|92000}}}}
 
{{TB|24h}}
 
{{TB|24h}}
{{TB|{{Cash|92000}}}}
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{{TB|Listening To Pins Drop}}
{{TB|Listening to Pins Drops}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out The sunsphere.png|75px]]}}
{{TB|33}}
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{{TB|[[The Sunsphere]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out The sunsphere.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|750000}}}}
{{TB|[[Sunsphere|The Sunsphere]]}}
 
 
{{TB|3d}}
 
{{TB|3d}}
{{TB|{{Cash|750000}}}}
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{{TB|N/A}}
{{TB|(none)}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 10.}}
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|5}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
==Decorations==
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== Decorations ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{TH|Image|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Image|width=300px}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
 
{{TH|Name}}
{{TH|Costs}}
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{{TH|Cost}}
{{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
{{TH|Level required}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Training wall.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[Training Wall]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|270}}}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Swat Van.png|100px]]}}
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{{TB|[[S.W.A.T. Van]]}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|75000}}}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.<br>Unlocks in Bad Cops Pt. 2.<br>Unlocks Eddie and Lou.}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Little lady of justice.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Little lady of justice.png|100px]]}}
{{TB|Little Lady Justice}}
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{{TB|[[Little Lady Justice]]}}
 
{{TB|{{Donut|75}}}}
 
{{TB|{{Donut|75}}}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|Requires Level 33.}}
{{TB|}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Swat Van.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|S.W.A.T. Van}}
 
{{TB|{{Cash|75000}}}}
 
{{TB|[[Eddie]]<br>[[Lou]]}}
 
{{TB|33}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Training wall.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|Training Wall}}
 
{{TB|{{Cash|270}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|33}}
 
}}
 
 
 
== Gameplay <ref>http://www.reddit.com/r/tappedoutsource/comments/1jd64y/eddie_and_lou_quests_pt_1/</ref><ref>http://www.reddit.com/r/tappedoutsource/comments/1jd6eu/eddie_and_lou_quests_pt_2/</ref>==
 
===Level 33===
 
==== Bad Cops Pt. 1 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|But first, I'll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 1" which is to "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
==== Bad Cops Pt. 2 ====
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== Quests ==
{{Table|
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{{Columns-list|3|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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*{{ap|Bad Cops|Tapped Out quest}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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*[[Code Brown]]
{{TB|Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?}}
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*[[Unusual Suspects]]
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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*[[Moe Town]]
{{TB|I'm not about the past, Apu. I'm all about what the future holds.}}
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*{{ap|Springfield Confidential|Tapped Out quest}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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*[[Crackdown]]
{{TB|And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.}}
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*[[Arnie Pye In the Sky]]
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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*[[Here Comes The Sunsphere]]
{{TB|This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|What kind of exposé?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hard-hitting!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*gasp*</nowiki> No need for that! I'll round up the troops.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 2" which is to "Place the S.W.A.T. Van". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|'''Place'''}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Swat Van.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TBT|'''New Characters'''}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png|200px]][[File:Tapped Out Lou New Character.png|200px]]}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
==== Bad Cops Pt. 3 ====
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== Conform-o-meter impact ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|Name}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TH|Rating}}
{{TB|Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.}}
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{{TH|Points}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TBT|Springfield Wax Museum}}
{{TB|Everyone's been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.}}
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{{TB|Indolence}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
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{{TRs|10|2}}
{{TB|What, like "Avenue Q"?}}
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{{TBT|Training Wall, S.W.A.T. Van}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TB|Righteousness}}
{{TB|No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?}}
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{{TBT|The Sunsphere}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TB|Vanity}}
{{TB|Now, I don't want to do a lot of patrolling because there's no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.}}
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{{TB|2,500}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TBT|Little Lady Justice}}
{{TB|So I'm setting up a physical training exercise.}}
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{{TB|Obedience<br>Bonus $ and XP}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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{{TB|10<br>2.75%}}
{{TB|That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 3" which is to "Place Training Wall" and "Make Eddie Train for Action". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|'''Place'''}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Training wall.png|200px]]}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Bad Cops Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bad news. Quimby's jumped on this ridiculous "let's catch criminals" bandwagon.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let's see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Study Evidence", "Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger", and "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 and 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|250}} and {{XP|47}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Bad Cops Pt. 5 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Chief, I got a read -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They're rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletus don't, don't, doesn't sell them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's orry, so we're not preshing chargesh.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|But Chief!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Help me get 'em inside. I'm a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I'm... yesh! I'm starting to go blind.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Code Brown ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Marge! Flanders' wifi is out again, so I can't watch Netflix!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well I'm not asking him to turn his modem on and off again – it's embarrassing. Have you seen Bart?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I saw him with Milhouse. They were unsupervised, so I'm sure they're fine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Go find him. I don't want him to get in trouble with the authorities again.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's already got two strikes against him... and God knows how many foul balls.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Fine, I'll go look for him... as far as you know.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|What was that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nothing. Love you, sweetie.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Code Brown" which is to "Make Homer Break Into The Brown House and Watch TV", "Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House", "Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House", and "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". Homer's task takes 3 minutes, Bart's task takes 2 hours, Wiggum's task takes 6 hours, Cletus's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total {{Cash|576}} and {{XP|129}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Unusual Suspects Pt. 1 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Simpson? We'd like to question you about a local "brown house" which seems to be the center of some minor felonies.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|It certainly has!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's why I came over to investigate. The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the wifi was streaming real smooth.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I get cold when I watch TV drunk.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|File it under "boring," Lou... just like your use of the word "locus."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|We won't have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes. And that'll still placate Quimby.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|You get to use "placate," but I can't use "locus"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I have the gravitas to pull it off. Now catch me a "Dexter" so we can "Shawshank" him!}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Unusual Suspects Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Everyone in Springfield is involved in some kind of petty crime.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, but Chief says we need to find something big -- some super-dangerous criminal.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Uh... my gun's been jammed for a couple of years.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't even know where mine is.  Let's go get a jaywalker or two.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lou Pursue Criminals", and "Make Eddie Track Down Criminals". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|450}} and {{XP|100}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Unusual Suspects Pt. 3 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|There's no "dramatic surge," Kent.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular. It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they're moving a lot faster.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Kent, you can't call any law meaningless! We don't rank laws. A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Actually, can I change that last thing I said?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|We're live.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nuts. I'm very tired, Kent. I think my coffee high wore off.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|325}} and {{XP|65}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Moe Town ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|All right, ya bums, last call!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 
{{TB|But it's only ten o'clock, which means I can still read the clock, which means I've only begun to get drunk.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|I got a date, if you must know.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ooooh. Is it serious?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, she don't know nothin' about it. I'm scoping her out for when she does become available.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then I'll be able to tell her that I spied on her for years. Love is best when done as a long con, Barn.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Moe Town" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Chief, what's Moe doing there in the bushes? He looks pretty suspicious.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, he's just spying on Marge. That's his hobby. It's good for him – keeps him out of trouble.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now, when Eddie gets back from his date, I want you and him to look for big crime!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Who's Eddie on a date with?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Not your ex-wife Amy! And even if it were, she definitely wouldn't be wearing that red dress you got her for Valentine's Day.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|I feel like I'm going to be sick.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Not on your uniform, please. We only get reimbursed for getting blood stains out.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Unusual Suspects Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, well, well. If it isn't our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird. Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake? What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dude, no. They're just blank insurance policies.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm a legitimate life insurance salesman now.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I've never been able pass a life insurance physical. I've got a touch of diabetes. And gout.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, and I'm a policeman who's been shot five times. All right, on your way!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Later, Dude.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Excuse me, old man... I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just write, "Snake," on that beneficiary line and I'll make sure your family gets the money.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 4" which is to "Make Snake Con Money from Old People". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Unusual Suspects Pt. 5 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I love quotas -- keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|If it's all the same, Chief, I'd like to follow up on some old witness reports. I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, don't you love when it hangs low? You don't have to get up on your tippy-toes, or raise your arms. God I hate raising my arms.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Interview Suspects". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 1 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thank you, Fat Tony.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now you don't have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, sure. Everybody's got important things to do. Me, I've gotta to mail back Sarah's Zappos shoes.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 1" which is to "Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Perform a Hit". Fat Tony's task takes 12 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 8 hours. The player receives total {{Cash|1070}} and {{XP|250}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Crackdown Pt. 1  ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we're men?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|I think they're less likely to because we're cops.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|No really, I think I'm onto something here. Which is why I've decided that tonight, I'm going undercover as a woman!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Actually, you've been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Crackdown Pt. 2  ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|And they don't even have police there anymore.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|But Chief, who do we arrest? We've already nailed the people who've actually committed crimes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I heard the word "actually" in there, Lou. Let's change that.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 2" which is to "Make Criminals Serve Time (x20)". It takes 24 hours and the player receives {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward for the quest.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 
{{TB|I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe's beer and I don't get beat up after I pass out.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{TB|An inside outhouse what's got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I's ever been in!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave Chester the money to fix my shed.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Prof. Frink|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Why? I didn't kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Mrs. Krabappel|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
 
{{TB|Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can't be in jail -- I'm a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lord, I've been in your service for fifteen years. I've prayed to you every day.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin' stinkhole?!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Luigi|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luigi Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Marge|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|I know that I didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car's transmission falls out when you do that.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain't that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just to be clear, roomie, you'd like me to point this soap that's been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Quimby|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Hank Scorpio|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
 
{{TB|My dear officers, when I get out, I'll double your salaries to come work for me, and we'll take over the world!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}
 
{{TB|Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you'd like.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{TB|I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|So you can forget that strip search that you're about to... doooooooooooooooo!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{TB|My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I'm one hundred and fifteen years old and I'm ready to serve my time.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{TB|I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 
{{TB|I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
*Note: Herman can also be sent to prison, although he won't say anything.
 
 
 
==== Crackdown Pt. 3  ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Great work, boys! We've made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|But, Chief, we haven't gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know I'd like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|So instead we're going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 3" which is to "Make Youth Serve Time (x6)".  It takes 24 hours and the player receives {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward for the quest.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Bart|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kearney|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
 
{{TB|I keep telling you people, I'm not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Lisa|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Martin|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
 
{{TB|Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Milhouse|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America's Top Runway Model!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Nelson|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ralph|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|This camp smells hurty.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Squeaky Voiced Teen|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
 
{{TB|Can I put this on my resume as an internship?}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Crackdown Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is Kent Brockman reporting.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Our newsmen.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Exactly! Wait, what?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we're going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 4" which is to "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Crackdown Pt. 5 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn't work out as well as I thought it would.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|You're right. Like missing their social studies unit at school.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hear that it's about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't know if they're so great.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|They were happy, Lou! Isn't that more important than having a tile roof? Geez!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School".  It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|625}} and {{XP|145}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren't having any trouble, er, conducting business.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll see to it that the police release anybody who's got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 2" which is to "Make Quimby Collect Bribes" and "Make Fat Tony Fix Races".  Quimby's task takes 4 hours and Fat Tony's task takes 2 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|385}} and {{XP|82}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 3 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Boys, we live in fortuitous times.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{TB|How's that, boss?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|But all the petty crimes have been keeping the polizia's attention away from us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Collect Tribute". Fat Tony's and Legs's task takes 8 hours and Louie's task takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1070}} and {{XP|250}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|We keep getting emails from the Mayor's office telling us to let gamblers and concrete union workers out of jail.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Clearly Quimby's got something going on with Fat Tony.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|We could stage a coup and make Chief Wiggum mayor.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, the Chief has said he'd never accept that job because he doesn't want to be named "America's Fattest Mayor." Let's investigate Quimby.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Investigate Corruption" and "Make Eddie Investigate Corruption". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|940}} and {{XP|210}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 5 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|You are under arrest!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You, ah, you can't do this. I'll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, it's a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I've been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Serve Time". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He's got such a symmetrical face!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, now that Quimby's not protecting him anymore, let's show him who's the real boss around here.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
 
{{TB|How are we going to play it? They've got a lot of guns.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|We're going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I'm planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 6 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Is that so, officer?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupulous in every single one of my...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Tax evasion!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|Legs, have we been scrupulously paying our taxes?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Legs Icon}}
 
{{TB|We've never paid any taxes, boss.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{TB|So I'm guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we're in for a little vacation, boys.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 6" which is to "Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison", "Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer", and "Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer". Fat Tony's task takes 24 hours and Legs and Louie's task takes 4 hours. The player receives total {{Cash|1050}} and {{XP|250}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Springfield Confidential Pt. 7 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't get carried away, Lisa. They're only going away for 24 hours. Why can't we send them away for longer, anyway?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Because it's more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|It is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week's homework!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
===Arnie Pye===
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TBT|'''New Character'''}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png|200px]]}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|My thoughts exactly. Who's Arnie Pye?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|I am. You know, "Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky"... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right -- Duffman.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you'll have to get out of my helicopter – it's not rated to lift your load.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, it's the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let's go for a walk. Maybe we'll give Kent Brockman's house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|112}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well... just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.}}
 
{{THT|After the quest.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|205}} and {{XP|36}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I'll use that time to do something productive.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Like ride my "large man scooter" to Gulp 'N' Blow!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pye?! You're not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, Kent, I'm so sorry – you didn't hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|But that would mean... twenty-five thousand people?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Try twenty-five million people. I'm a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who's played you on SNL, Kent?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Nobody yet. But I've always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pfft, he's not even a regular! So there's no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream's as dead as your anchor job.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|360}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB| When he's not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie "Armaggedon".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|Besides, Arnie Pye's viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it's over. Dead.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|As Dead as Bruce Willis in "Armageddon." Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.}}
 
}}
 
 
 
==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6 ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|What?! I'm being replaced as anchor?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you're making an idiot out of yourself.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|But the good news is... there's a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>(Sigh)</nowiki>}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield" and "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1100}} and {{XP|260}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
===The Sunsphere===
 
==== Here Comes The Sunsphere ====
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After build The Sunsphere and tapped on Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, look! It's the Sunsphere! I thought I knocked that over and broke it when we went to Knoxville, Tennessee.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Amazing to think that it was once part of the World's Fair of 1982... the most forgotten World's Fair in history!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let's break into it, climb to the top, and see if we can hear ghosts from 1982 talking about how boring the view was.}}
 
{{THT||colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Here Comes The Sunsphere" which is to "Make Bart Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Milhouse Climb the Sunsphere", "Make Martin Climb the Sunsphere", and "Make Nelson Climb the Sunsphere". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1780}} and {{XP|410}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
== Gallery ==
 
<gallery>
 
File:Tapped Out Unlock Eddie.png|Artwork of [[Eddie]]
 
File:Tapped Out Unlock Lou.png|Artwork of [[Lou]]
 
File:Arnie Pye.png|Artwork of [[Arnie Pye]]
 
File:K9 Officer.png|Artwork of [[K9 Officer]]
 
</gallery>
 
 
== References ==
 
{{Reflist}}
 
 
  
 
{{Tapped Out updates|2013=yes}}
 
{{Tapped Out updates|2013=yes}}
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Latest revision as of 08:31, May 11, 2024

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 33 content update is the twenty-ninth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released on August 15, 2013. The update added Eddie, Lou, Arnie Pye, and the K9 Officer as new characters.

Level Up Message[edit]

The level up is message is spoken by Dr. Nick

Level Up Message
Level33.png

Characters[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
Tapped Out Unlock Eddie.png Eddie Cash.png75,000 Tapped Out Eddie New Character.png Requires Level 33.
Unlocks in Bad Cops Pt. 2.
Unlocks with S.W.A.T. Van.
Tapped Out Unlock Lou.png Lou Tapped Out Lou New Character.png
Arnie Pye.png Arnie Pye Donut Tapped Out.png85 Tapped Out Arnie Pye New Character.png Requires Level 33.

Non-playable characters[edit]

Image Name Cost Unlock image Notes
K9 Officer.png K9 Officer Donut Tapped Out.png45 Tapped Out K9 Officer New Character.png Requires Level 33.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped out Springfield wax museum.png Springfield Wax Museum Cash.png92,000 24h Listening To Pins Drop Requires Level 33.
Tapped Out The sunsphere.png The Sunsphere Cash.png750,000 3d N/A Requires Level 10.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Training wall.png Training Wall Cash.png270 Requires Level 33.
Tapped Out Swat Van.png S.W.A.T. Van Cash.png75,000 Requires Level 33.
Unlocks in Bad Cops Pt. 2.
Unlocks Eddie and Lou.
Tapped Out Little lady of justice.png Little Lady Justice Donut Tapped Out.png75 Requires Level 33.

Quests[edit]

Conform-o-meter impact[edit]

Name Rating Points
Springfield Wax Museum Indolence 10
Training Wall, S.W.A.T. Van Righteousness
The Sunsphere Vanity 2,500
Little Lady Justice Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%