- For the song, see Bad Cops.
| Bad Cops
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Bad Cops is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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I'm totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!
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But first, I'll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
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| Task: "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
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I'm not about the past, Apu. I'm all about what the future holds.
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And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
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This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.
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I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
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What kind of exposé?
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Hard-hitting!
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*gasp* No need for that! I'll round up the troops.
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I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
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| Task: "Place the S.W.A.T. Van".
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| Place: S.W.A.T. Van
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| New Characters: Eddie and Lou
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.
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Everyone's been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
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What, like "Avenue Q"?
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No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?
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Now, I don't want to do a lot of patrolling because there's no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.
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So I'm setting up a physical training exercise.
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That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
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Task: "Place Training Wall".
Task: "Make Eddie Train for Action". The job takes place at a Training Wall and takes 12 hours.
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| Place: Training Wall
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Bad news. Quimby's jumped on this ridiculous "let's catch criminals" bandwagon.
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He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
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Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
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Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes.
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Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let's see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.
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Task: "Make Lou Study Evidence". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
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Chief, I got a lead -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
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Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They're rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
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Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.
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Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.
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| Task: "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
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So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
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Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletush don't, don't, doesn't sell them.
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He's sorry, so we're not preshing chargesh.
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But Chief!
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Help me get 'em inside. I'm a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I'm... yesh! I'm starting to go blind.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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