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Bad Cops

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For the song, see Bad Cops.


Bad Cops
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 33
Update: Level 33
Required characters: Snake, Apu, Wiggum, Eddie, Cletus
Previous quest(s): Bread And Putter Pt. 5
Next quest(s): Code Brown

Bad Cops is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Snake I'm totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond!
Snake But first, I'll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist!
Task: "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take?
Wiggum I'm not about the past, Apu. I'm all about what the future holds.
Wiggum And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee.
Apu This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing.
Apu I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé!
Wiggum What kind of exposé?
Apu Hard-hitting!
Wiggum *gasp* No need for that! I'll round up the troops.
Wiggum I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump.
Task: "Place the S.W.A.T. Van".
Place: S.W.A.T. Van
New Characters: Eddie and Lou
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Eddie & Lou, good to have you back.
Wiggum Everyone's been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people.
Eddie What, like "Avenue Q"?
Wiggum No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets?
Wiggum Now, I don't want to do a lot of patrolling because there's no guarantee anyone will see us doing it.
Wiggum So I'm setting up a physical training exercise.
Wiggum That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung.
Task: "Place Training Wall".
Task: "Make Eddie Train for Action". The job takes place at a Training Wall and takes 12 hours.
Place: Training Wall
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Bad news. Quimby's jumped on this ridiculous "let's catch criminals" bandwagon.
Wiggum He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise.
Lou Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests.
Wiggum Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes.
Wiggum Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let's see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants.
Task: "Make Lou Study Evidence". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 30 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Eddie Chief, I got a lead -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine.
Wiggum Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They're rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine.
Lou Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway.
Wiggum Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate.
Task: "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
Lou So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine?
Wiggum - Drunk Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletush don't, don't, doesn't sell them.
Wiggum - Drunk He's sorry, so we're not preshing chargesh.
Lou But Chief!
Wiggum - Drunk Help me get 'em inside. I'm a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I'm... yesh! I'm starting to go blind.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10