| Unusual Suspects
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Unusual Suspects is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
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Mr. Simpson? We'd like to question you about a local "brown house" which seems to be the center of some minor felonies.
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It certainly has!
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That's why I came over to investigate. The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the wifi was streaming real smooth.
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What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket.
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I get cold when I watch TV drunk.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go in for Questioning". The task takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours.
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So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town.
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That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft.
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File it under "boring," Lou... just like your use of the word "locus."
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We won't have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes. And that'll still placate Quimby.
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You get to use "placate," but I can't use "locus"?
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I have the gravitas to pull it off. Now catch me a "Dexter" so we can "Shawshank" him!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
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Everyone in Springfield is involved in some kind of petty crime.
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Yeah, but Chief says we need to find something big -- some super-dangerous criminal.
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Uh... my gun's been jammed for a couple of years.
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I don't even know where mine is. Let's go get a jaywalker or two.
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| Task: "Make Lou Pursue Criminals", and "Make Eddie Track Down Criminals". The tasks take 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield.
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There's no "dramatic surge," Kent.
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What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular. It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they're moving a lot faster.
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But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations?
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Kent, you can't call any law meaningless! We don't rank laws. A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight.
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Actually, can I change that last thing I said
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We're live.
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Nuts. I'm very tired, Kent. I think my coffee high wore off.
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| Task: "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". The task takes place at the S.W.A.T. Van and takes 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Well, well, well. If it isn't our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird. Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie!
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Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake? What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits?
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Dude, no. They're just blank insurance policies.
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I'm a legitimate life insurance salesman now.
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I've never been able to pass a life insurance physical. I've got a touch of diabetes. And gout.
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Oh, and I'm a policeman who's been shot five times. All right, on your way!
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Later, dude.
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Excuse me, old man... I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy.
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Just write, "Snake," on that beneficiary line and I'll make sure your family gets the money.
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| Task: "Make Snake Con Money from Old People". The task takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys.
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I love quotas -- keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets.
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If it's all the same, Chief, I'd like to follow up on some old witness reports. I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit.
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Oh, don't you love when it hangs low? You don't have to get up on your tippy-toes, or raise your arms. God I hate raising my arms.
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| Task: "Make Lou Interview Suspects". The task takes place at a Visitable Home and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the film The Usual Suspects.
