| Arnie Pye In the Sky
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Arnie Pye In the Sky is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
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Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!
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My thoughts exactly. Who's Arnie Pye?
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I am. You know, "Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky"... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke.
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Oh, right -- Duffman
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No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you'll have to get out of my helicopter – it's not rated to lift your load.
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| Task: "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
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Hey, it's the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?
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Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.
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Let's go for a walk. Maybe we'll give Kent Brockman's house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.
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| Task: "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
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This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!
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Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street.
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But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?
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That sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?
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I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well... just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.
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| Task: "Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 60 minutes.
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What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!
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Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.
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I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I'll use that time to do something productive.
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Like ride my "large man scooter" to Gulp 'N' Blow!
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| Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow". The job takes place at Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Pye?! You're not allowed to sit in my anchor chair! It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.
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Oh, Kent, I'm so sorry – you didn't hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.
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But that would mean... twenty-five thousand people?
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Try twenty-five million people. I'm a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who's played you on SNL, Kent?
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Nobody yet. But I've always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.
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Pfft, he's not even a regular! So there's no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream's as dead as your anchor job.
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| Task: "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
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When he's not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie "Armageddon".
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Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!
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Besides, Arnie Pye's viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it's over. Dead.
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As dead as Bruce Willis in "Armageddon". Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Arnie Pye's exclamation mark
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What?! I'm being replaced as anchor?
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Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you're making an idiot out of yourself.
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But the good news is... there's a giraffe loose on the Ogdenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!
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(Sigh)
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Task: "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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