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Springfield Confidential

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For the book, see Springfield Confidential.


Springfield Confidential
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 33
Update: Level 33
Required characters: Fat Tony, Legs, Louie, Quimby, Lou, Eddie, Wiggum, Lisa
Previous quest(s): Unusual Suspects Pt. 5
Next quest(s): "SKINNERRRR?!" Pt. 1

Springfield Confidential is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 33 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check.
Wiggum TThank you, Fat Tony.
Wiggum Now you don't have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you?
Fat Tony Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature.
Fat Tony Now if you'll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking.
Wiggum Oh, sure. Everybody's got important things to do. Me, I've got to mail back Sarah's Zappos shoes.
Tasks: "Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Perform a Hit". Fat Tony's task takes place at the Purple House and takes 12 hours, Legs' task takes place at Fat Tony's Compound and takes 8 hours, and Louie's task takes place at the Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Next Quest: Crackdown Pt. 1

Pt. 2[edit]

Previous Quest: Crackdown Pt. 5
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby I hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren't having any trouble, er, conducting business.
Fat Tony The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools.
Quimby I'll see to it that the police release anybody who's got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track.
Tasks: "Make Quimby Collect Bribes" and "Make Fat Tony Fix Races". Quimby's task takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 4 hours and Fat Tony's task takes place at Springfield Downs and takes 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Boys, we live in fortuitous times.
Legs ow's that, boss?
Fat Tony Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy.
Fat Tony But all the petty crimes have been keeping the polizia's attention away from us.
Fat Tony It's refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle.
Tasks: "Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Collect Tribute". Fat Tony's task takes place at Town Hall and takes 8 hours, Legs' task takes place at Fat Tony's Compound and takes 8 hours, and Louie's task takes place at Shops and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Eddie's exclamation mark
Eddie We keep getting emails from the Mayor's office telling us to let gamblers and concrete union workers out of jail.
Eddie Clearly Quimby's got something going on with Fat Tony.
Lou We could stage a coup and make Chief Wiggum mayor.
Eddie No, the Chief has said he'd never accept that job because he doesn't want to be named "America's Fattest Mayor." Let's investigate Quimby.
Tasks: "Make Lou Investigate Corruption" and "Make Eddie Investigate Corruption". The tasks take place at the Police Station and take 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lou's exclamation mark
Lou Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield.
Lou You are under arrest!
Quimby You, ah, you can't do this. I'll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again!
Wiggum Well, it's a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I've been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming.
Task: "Make Quimby Serve Time". The task takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 24 hours.
Wiggum Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He's got such a symmetrical face!
Lou So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief?
Wiggum Yeah, now that Quimby's not protecting him anymore, let's show him who's the real boss around here.
Eddie How are we going to play it? They've got a lot of guns.
Wiggum We're going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address.
Wiggum There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I'm planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over!
Fat Tony Is that so, officer?
Fat Tony I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupulous in every single one of my...
Wiggum Tax evasion!
Fat Tony Legs, have we been scrupulously paying our taxes?
Legs We've never paid any taxes, boss.
Fat Tony So I'm guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we're in for a little vacation, boys.
Tasks: "Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison", "Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer", and "Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer". All tasks take place at Springfield Penitentiary. Fat Tony's task takes 24 hours and Legs and Louie's tasks take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal.
Bart Don't get carried away, Lisa. They're only going away for 24 hours. Why can't we send them away for longer, anyway?
Lisa Because it's more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions!
Bart It is?
Lisa Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week's homework!
Task: "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework". The task takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png2,500 and XP.png250