The Simpsons: Tapped Out State of Despair content update/Gameplay
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Inter-State Debacle
| After the user logs in on February 27th:
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Springfield has been kicked out of the state! I know from experience you can get kicked out of baseball games, movie theaters, and insane asylums. But this?
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I'm so mad. I'm going to give Governor Mary Bailey a piece of my mind. Specifically, this piece that just popped out.
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Yeah. We should all give Governor Mary Whatever a piece of our minds! Moe, hand me that icepick.
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Or... we could try just speaking to our elected public representative.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
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Is that because he's bored or because of the icepick?
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You know what, I'm just gonna build a house so she can pop out and I can say this directly to her.
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| Task: Place a Brown House
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Like me twenty-eight days last month, that didn't work.
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It seems your plan was foiled! Oh, it feels quite nice being on the other side of that sentence.
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Maybe we should build a Mystery Box?
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Quiet, Lisa! You're interrupting my brilliant idea – let's build a Mystery Box!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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State of Mine
State of Mine Pt. 1
| After completing Inter-State Debacle:
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Okay, time to build this Mystery Box and reveal Governor Bailey. All we need are my tools.
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Flanders, can I borrow some tools?
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Okely dokely! But this time could you not return them covered in maple syrup?
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Got it - don't return them.
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Did I hear that Governor Mary Bailey is gonna come for a visit?
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That's the plan! The poorly-thought-out plan!
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I must prep the pasta. It's the state dish. It's on our quarter. Along with Mount Rushless and the Disappointing Canyon.
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Ok. I'll make a portal of endless possibilities and you'll prep pasta. Both equally difficult and necessary tasks.
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Task: Make Homer Struggle to Build a Mystery Box (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x300]
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Where am I? What happened?
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You're in Springfield, Governor Bailey.
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That would explain the smell.
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I demand you send me back this instant. I was about to smash a champagne bottle on a boat.
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You mean to christen it?
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Uh... sure.
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No way! You kicked Springfield out and now we're demanding you kick us back in.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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State of Mine Pt. 2
| After completing State of Mine Pt. 1:
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You've left me no other choice, because this is the only choice I came with.
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I challenge you to a pork chop eating contest!
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If I win, you take back Springfield. The city once voted 'Not Worth Haunting' by Ghost Monthly.
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Surely this can't be legal. I'm calling the authorities.
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Sorry, ma'am, Springfield law is clear. A kidnapped governor cannot turn down an eating contest.
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Huh, also, according to this statute, ducks can vote.
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You're toast, Bailey. Nobody can beat Homer at eating food.
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Oh yeah? Well I eat food for breakfast! ...That sounded better in my head.
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Task: Make Homer Have an Eating Contest (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x250]
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My heart! Can't. Eat. More. Or talk. In complete. Sentences.
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You never stood a chance – they don't call it pork barrel politics for nothing.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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State of Mine Pt. 3
| After completing State of Mine Pt. 2:
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I wish I didn't have to say this so often, but I'm sorry my husband threw up in your purse.
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Ugh, I can't wait until this wretched town isn't a part of our beautiful state. With its unique name and easily identifiable shape.
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You know Springfield really is a wonderful place. Let us show you! We have a great... um, I'm sure I'll know it when I see it.
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*sigh* Very well. I've got nothing better to do.
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Task: Make Marge Make a Case for Springfield (4h, Springfield Tire Fire or Simpson House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
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What did you think?
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It sure was... something. I just have a few questions.
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Why are there two theme parks? Does that giant escalator go nowhere? And are those captive whales?
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Let me answer those questions with another question. Who wants ice cream?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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State of Mine Pt. 4
| After completing State of Mine Pt. 3:
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Time to play hardball, Bailey. But not too hard, because of my osteoporosis.
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I've called on all the criminal masterminds of Springfield.
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And I'm the only one who was available on such short notice.
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You imbecile! You don't need to tell her that!
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*sigh* This is why Springfield is rated first in Dumbest Criminals.
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And first in Unexplained Bird Deaths!
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I'll bury you in lawsuits, Bailey!
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And I keyed your car... assuming your license plate says BURNS4U.
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Task: Make Mr. Burns Use Blackmail to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Snake Use Violence to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x400]
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I'm going to let Springfield stay. And I'm going to petition to change the state name to Springfield State!
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What changed your mind? Was it the threats of violence?
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Or the bribery?
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Or all the pasta I've collected?
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No, it was none of those things. It was the bribery!
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That was one of those things.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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State of Mine Pt. 5
| After completing State of Mine Pt. 4:
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I'm tired of all these jamokes and their plans that don't work. Bailey meet Bat-ley. Bat-ley meet Shin-Boney.
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You can put that bat away. Your friends already changed my mind.
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Without violence? Is that even possible?
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I have to say, you Springfielders sure are passionate about your town. With its many under performing schools and All-You-Can-Eat Pharmacies.
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I'm heading back to change the name of this state to Springfield State!
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You can't go now! I still haven't collected all the pasta! Why am I even doing this?!?
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No one knows.
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So I can stop?
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I didn't say that.
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Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate [x3] (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
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Governor Bailey? What are you doing back?
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It's just Mary Bailey now. Unfortunately, I was impeached for trying to rename the state. And for taking a lot of bribes.
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No, I meant what are you doing in my refrigerator?
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Oh, the Mystery Box I came in is now home to a litter of kittens, so I needed to choose another box.
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Well we're happy to have you.
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I figured now that I'm a disgraced political figure, I'd fit right in here in Springfield.
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Right you are!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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