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The Simpsons: Tapped Out State of Despair content update/Gameplay

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Inter-State Debacle

After the user logs in on February 27th:
Homer Springfield has been kicked out of the state! I know from experience you can get kicked out of baseball games, movie theaters, and insane asylums. But this?
Moe I'm so mad. I'm going to give Governor Mary Bailey a piece of my mind. Specifically, this piece that just popped out.
Homer Yeah. We should all give Governor Mary Whatever a piece of our minds! Moe, hand me that icepick.
Lisa Or... we could try just speaking to our elected public representative.
Homer ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Lisa Is that because he's bored or because of the icepick?
Lisa You know what, I'm just gonna build a house so she can pop out and I can say this directly to her.
Task: Place a Brown House
Homer Like me twenty-eight days last month, that didn't work.
Sideshow Bob It seems your plan was foiled! Oh, it feels quite nice being on the other side of that sentence.
Lisa Maybe we should build a Mystery Box?
Homer Quiet, Lisa! You're interrupting my brilliant idea – let's build a Mystery Box!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

State of Mine

State of Mine Pt. 1

After completing Inter-State Debacle:
Homer Okay, time to build this Mystery Box and reveal Governor Bailey. All we need are my tools.
Homer Flanders, can I borrow some tools?
Ned Okely dokely! But this time could you not return them covered in maple syrup?
Homer Got it - don't return them.
Luigi Did I hear that Governor Mary Bailey is gonna come for a visit?
Homer That's the plan! The poorly-thought-out plan!
Luigi I must prep the pasta. It's the state dish. It's on our quarter. Along with Mount Rushless and the Disappointing Canyon.
Homer Ok. I'll make a portal of endless possibilities and you'll prep pasta. Both equally difficult and necessary tasks.
Task: Make Homer Struggle to Build a Mystery Box (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x300]
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Where am I? What happened?
Marge You're in Springfield, Governor Bailey.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png That would explain the smell.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I demand you send me back this instant. I was about to smash a champagne bottle on a boat.
Lisa You mean to christen it?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Uh... sure.
Moe No way! You kicked Springfield out and now we're demanding you kick us back in.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

State of Mine Pt. 2

After completing State of Mine Pt. 1:
Homer You've left me no other choice, because this is the only choice I came with.
Homer I challenge you to a pork chop eating contest!
Homer If I win, you take back Springfield. The city once voted 'Not Worth Haunting' by Ghost Monthly.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Surely this can't be legal. I'm calling the authorities.
Wiggum Sorry, ma'am, Springfield law is clear. A kidnapped governor cannot turn down an eating contest.
Wiggum Huh, also, according to this statute, ducks can vote.
Moe You're toast, Bailey. Nobody can beat Homer at eating food.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Oh yeah? Well I eat food for breakfast! ...That sounded better in my head.
Task: Make Homer Have an Eating Contest (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x250]
Homer My heart! Can't. Eat. More. Or talk. In complete. Sentences.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png You never stood a chance – they don't call it pork barrel politics for nothing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

State of Mine Pt. 3

After completing State of Mine Pt. 2:
Marge I wish I didn't have to say this so often, but I'm sorry my husband threw up in your purse.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Ugh, I can't wait until this wretched town isn't a part of our beautiful state. With its unique name and easily identifiable shape.
Lisa You know Springfield really is a wonderful place. Let us show you! We have a great... um, I'm sure I'll know it when I see it.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png *sigh* Very well. I've got nothing better to do.
Task: Make Marge Make a Case for Springfield (4h, Springfield Tire Fire or Simpson House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
Marge What did you think?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png It sure was... something. I just have a few questions.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Why are there two theme parks? Does that giant escalator go nowhere? And are those captive whales?
Marge Let me answer those questions with another question. Who wants ice cream?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

State of Mine Pt. 4

After completing State of Mine Pt. 3:
Mr. Burns Time to play hardball, Bailey. But not too hard, because of my osteoporosis.
Mr. Burns I've called on all the criminal masterminds of Springfield.
Snake And I'm the only one who was available on such short notice.
Mr. Burns You imbecile! You don't need to tell her that!
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png *sigh* This is why Springfield is rated first in Dumbest Criminals.
Homer And first in Unexplained Bird Deaths!
Mr. Burns I'll bury you in lawsuits, Bailey!
Snake And I keyed your car... assuming your license plate says BURNS4U.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Use Blackmail to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Snake Use Violence to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x400]
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I'm going to let Springfield stay. And I'm going to petition to change the state name to Springfield State!
Snake What changed your mind? Was it the threats of violence?
Mr. Burns Or the bribery?
Luigi Or all the pasta I've collected?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png No, it was none of those things. It was the bribery!
Mr. Burns That was one of those things.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

State of Mine Pt. 5

After completing State of Mine Pt. 4:
Moe I'm tired of all these jamokes and their plans that don't work. Bailey meet Bat-ley. Bat-ley meet Shin-Boney.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png You can put that bat away. Your friends already changed my mind.
Moe Without violence? Is that even possible?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I have to say, you Springfielders sure are passionate about your town. With its many under performing schools and All-You-Can-Eat Pharmacies.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I'm heading back to change the name of this state to Springfield State!
Luigi You can't go now! I still haven't collected all the pasta! Why am I even doing this?!?
Homer No one knows.
Luigi So I can stop?
Homer I didn't say that.
Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate [x3] (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
Marge Governor Bailey? What are you doing back?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png It's just Mary Bailey now. Unfortunately, I was impeached for trying to rename the state. And for taking a lot of bribes.
Marge No, I meant what are you doing in my refrigerator?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Oh, the Mystery Box I came in is now home to a litter of kittens, so I needed to choose another box.
Marge Well we're happy to have you.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I figured now that I'm a disgraced political figure, I'd fit right in here in Springfield.
Quimby Right you are!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20