The Simpsons: Tapped Out State of Despair content update/Gameplay

Inter-State Debacle[edit]

After the user logs in on February 27th:
	Springfield has been kicked out of the state! I know from experience you can get kicked out of baseball games, movie theaters, and insane asylums. But this?
	I'm so mad. I'm going to give Governor Mary Bailey a piece of my mind. Specifically, this piece that just popped out.
	Yeah. We should all give Governor Mary Whatever a piece of our minds! Moe, hand me that icepick.
	Or... we could try just speaking to our elected public representative.
	ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
	Is that because he's bored or because of the icepick?
	You know what, I'm just gonna build a house so she can pop out and I can say this directly to her.
Task: Place a Brown House
	Like me twenty-eight days last month, that didn't work.
	It seems your plan was foiled! Oh, it feels quite nice being on the other side of that sentence.
	Maybe we should build a Mystery Box?
	Quiet, Lisa! You're interrupting my brilliant idea – let's build a Mystery Box!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Inter-State Debacle:
	Okay, time to build this Mystery Box and reveal Governor Bailey. All we need are my tools.
	Flanders, can I borrow some tools?
	Okely dokely! But this time could you not return them covered in maple syrup?
	Got it - don't return them.
	Did I hear that Governor Mary Bailey is gonna come for a visit?
	That's the plan! The poorly-thought-out plan!
	I must prep the pasta. It's the state dish. It's on our quarter. Along with Mount Rushless and the Disappointing Canyon.
	Ok. I'll make a portal of endless possibilities and you'll prep pasta. Both equally difficult and necessary tasks.
Task: Make Homer Struggle to Build a Mystery Box (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect State Pasta [x300]
	Where am I? What happened?
	You're in Springfield, Governor Bailey.
	That would explain the smell.
	I demand you send me back this instant. I was about to smash a champagne bottle on a boat.
	You mean to christen it?
	Uh... sure.
	No way! You kicked Springfield out and now we're demanding you kick us back in.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing State of Mine Pt. 1:
	You've left me no other choice, because this is the only choice I came with.
	I challenge you to a pork chop eating contest!
	If I win, you take back Springfield. The city once voted 'Not Worth Haunting' by Ghost Monthly.
	Surely this can't be legal. I'm calling the authorities.
	Sorry, ma'am, Springfield law is clear. A kidnapped governor cannot turn down an eating contest.
	Huh, also, according to this statute, ducks can vote.
	You're toast, Bailey. Nobody can beat Homer at eating food.
	Oh yeah? Well I eat food for breakfast! ...That sounded better in my head.
Task: Make Homer Have an Eating Contest (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Collect State Pasta [x250]
	My heart! Can't. Eat. More. Or talk. In complete. Sentences.
	You never stood a chance – they don't call it pork barrel politics for nothing.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing State of Mine Pt. 2:
	I wish I didn't have to say this so often, but I'm sorry my husband threw up in your purse.
	Ugh, I can't wait until this wretched town isn't a part of our beautiful state. With its unique name and easily identifiable shape.
	You know Springfield really is a wonderful place. Let us show you! We have a great... um, I'm sure I'll know it when I see it.
	sigh Very well. I've got nothing better to do.
Task: Make Marge Make a Case for Springfield (4h, Springfield Tire Fire or Simpson House) Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
	What did you think?
	It sure was... something. I just have a few questions.
	Why are there two theme parks? Does that giant escalator go nowhere? And are those captive whales?
	Let me answer those questions with another question. Who wants ice cream?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing State of Mine Pt. 3:
	Time to play hardball, Bailey. But not too hard, because of my osteoporosis.
	I've called on all the criminal masterminds of Springfield.
	And I'm the only one who was available on such short notice.
	You imbecile! You don't need to tell her that!
	sigh This is why Springfield is rated first in Dumbest Criminals.
	And first in Unexplained Bird Deaths!
	I'll bury you in lawsuits, Bailey!
	And I keyed your car... assuming your license plate says BURNS4U.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Use Blackmail to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Snake Use Violence to Solve Problems (8h, Control Building) Task: Collect State Pasta [x400]
	I'm going to let Springfield stay. And I'm going to petition to change the state name to Springfield State!
	What changed your mind? Was it the threats of violence?
	Or the bribery?
	Or all the pasta I've collected?
	No, it was none of those things. It was the bribery!
	That was one of those things.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing State of Mine Pt. 4:
	I'm tired of all these jamokes and their plans that don't work. Bailey meet Bat-ley. Bat-ley meet Shin-Boney.
	You can put that bat away. Your friends already changed my mind.
	Without violence? Is that even possible?
	I have to say, you Springfielders sure are passionate about your town. With its many under performing schools and All-You-Can-Eat Pharmacies.
	I'm heading back to change the name of this state to Springfield State!
	You can't go now! I still haven't collected all the pasta! Why am I even doing this?!?
	No one knows.
	So I can stop?
	I didn't say that.
Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate [x3] (8h, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Collect State Pasta [x350]
	Governor Bailey? What are you doing back?
	It's just Mary Bailey now. Unfortunately, I was impeached for trying to rename the state. And for taking a lot of bribes.
	No, I meant what are you doing in my refrigerator?
	Oh, the Mystery Box I came in is now home to a litter of kittens, so I needed to choose another box.
	Well we're happy to have you.
	I figured now that I'm a disgraced political figure, I'd fit right in here in Springfield.
	Right you are!
Quest reward: 200 and 20