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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update

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"Queen Helvetica"
""The Musk Who Fell to Earth" episode tie-in" 072


The Simpsons: Tapped Out Queen Helvetica content update was released on January 15, 2015. Gil returned with a new building-character skin combo, that will be available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Characters

Skin

Image Name Character Unlock message Notes
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Lisa.png Queen Helvetica Lisa Tapped Out Queen Helvetica unlock.png Unlocked with The Castle of Equalia.

NPCs

Image Character Costs Unlock message Notes
100px Two-nicorn Donut70 Tapped Out Two-nicorn Unlock.png Returning from the September 4, 2014 update. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Buildings

Image Name Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out The Castle of Equalia.png The Castle of Equalia 6s Confusing the Idea of Equality Unlocks Queen Helvetica. Available until January 20, 2015 at 8am GMT.

Gameplay

Islands

Upon logging in:
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System Message The holidays are over and we have one last gift for you! Start the New Year with your very own collection of islands, now in your inventory!
When the player taps OK, they are taken to the "Decorations" section of the Inventory, where the Donut90 Small Island is in yellow text.
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Gil

After tapping Gil's Queen Helvetica Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Gil Icon.png mark:
Gil Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
Lisa You're trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Gil Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
Gil Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Lisa Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Gil And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
Gil She's a smart one. Like you.
Gil And pretty. Again, like you.
Gil Please buy something.
Lisa I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
Gil Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
Gil Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
Gil Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says "HER MAJESTY".
Lisa Gimme!
The offer pops up.
TO Queen Helvetica offer.png

Offer Declined

Gil Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Homer My "daughter", as you call her, can't feel actual sadness.
Homer As "she" is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
Homer Same goes for "me", "you" and "whatever you're trying to guilt me into buying". It's all just 1s and 0s!
Gil C'mon. It's a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Homer I hate you. Or rather, "I" "hate" "you".

Offer Accepted

Gil Congratulations on your new Castle!
Gil But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Lisa OUT OF MY WAY!

Queen Helvetica

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.1

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Hello, Springfield! It is I, Queen Helvetica, ruler of the Kingdom of Equalia!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Equalia is a land of tolerance and equal rights for all!
Bart Wait. If you're the queen, then it's not TOTALLY equal, is it?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, SOMEONE needs to be queen. You need a government, right? But my every decree is just and fair.
Bart "Decree"? Sheesh, so you're a dictator?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png There's also a legislature. But they've never disagreed with my policies.
Bart So they just rubberstamp everything you say. THAT'S not a system ripe for abuse.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png YOU HAVE TO HAVE A QUEEN. OTHERWISE, WHO WEARS THE GOWNS AND TIARAS?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Boys are so dumb.
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Write Stories of Equalia (1h, The Castle Of Equalia)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.2

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Mayor Quimby, hail from Equalia! The blessed realm of equality, fairness and acceptance for all.
Quimby Mind telling me how you got elected running on such an asinine platform?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, I'm queen so... no elections.
Quimby How is a monarchy a land of equality?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png IT JUST IS, OKAY? WHY IS EVERYONE SO HUNG UP ON THIS?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Anyway, Springfield could learn much from Equalia. May I share some of our enlightened policies with you?
Quimby I'm more interested in you "sharing" the property taxes on that enormous castle. Which is in Springfield.
Quimby The blessed realm of paying your taxes or here come the bulldozers.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png We have no money in Equalia. We're a post-scarcity utopian society.
Quimby That's nice. Well, I've got a castle to rubble-ize.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Wait! Maybe I could sell you some two-nicorns? It's a unicorn with two horns.
Quimby So it's a deer.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Well, no. Sort of.
System Message Returning for a limited time sale is the Two-nicorn! Check the Build Menu for details.
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After tapping:
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall (Cash48,500, 24h)
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Meet with Mayor Quimby (12h, Town Hall, Quimby)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.3

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Martin Long live Queen Helvetica! Ruthless despot of that blessed realm! The Iron Lady of Tolerance!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png You should visit Equalia. Seriously, everybody's totally happy.
Martin They'd better be! Or else!
Martin Am I right, oh Most Beneficent Tyrant?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Why can't I explain this to anyone?
Martin If you've got propaganda to deliver, television is a first-rate medium!
Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 (Cash46,000, 24h)
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Do an Interview (4h, Channel 6)

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Kent Brockman, here, with Queen Helvetica. Tell us about Equalia, Your Majesty.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png It's a land of equal rights for--

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Any juicy gossip about the royal family? Bring us up to speed on the disgraceful scandals currently besmirching your reign.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Uh...

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You see, America has never known monarchy. We pretend that makes us better than other nations.

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When, in fact, we are consumed with jealousy. Jealousy of the scrumptious, titillating gossip that even a second-rate royal family vomits forth!

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So feed the tabloid monster! How many of your sons are you ashamed of?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I'm eight years old.

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You heard it here first, folks. A mother at eight! God, I love depraved royalty.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.4

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I came to deliver a message of hope and peace, and all they care about is gossip-rag fodder!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Sure, I've got some great diet tips. And my great-aunt DID have a torrid affair with an orc in that one story.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png But why is that more interesting than the fine points of anti-discrimination laws?
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Perhaps I'll have better luck talking with other children.

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This just in! Royal floozy trolls for boy toys! News at six!
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Speak at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)

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Kent Brockman here, with local bully Nelson Muntz.

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Nelson, what was your impression of Queen Helvetica's tour of Springfield Elementary?
Nelson Kent, my impression was that she was very into me, and wants my junk.

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And by junk you mean?
Nelson I have no idea.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.5

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Everyone in this town has a horrible opinion of me!
Moe Hey Queenie! Keep your shady regal attitude outta my shady bar!
Lenny Who's Equalia's version of Camilla Parker-Bowles, and why won't you be nicer to her?
Carl Are you dating Nelson Muntz? If so -- great catch!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I've got to get away from them!
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Hide from Paparazzi (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

We're Not in Equalia Anymore Pt.6

After tapping Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I can't take this place! Why won't you leave me alone!?
Lenny Just wait out the news cycle. Everyone forgets about everything after one news cycle.
Lenny And... done. There. You're yesterday's news. Congratulations, whoever you are.
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png Uh, thanks! So who replaced me in the public consciousness?
Lenny Some kid on ViewTube who puts metal objects into electrical sockets. There he is!
File:Tapped Out Electrocuted Ralph.png I'm a miracle I'm still alive!
Tapped Out Queen Helvetica Icon.png I can always count on you, Ralph Wiggum.
Task: Make Queen Helvetica Listen to the Royal MyPod (12h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Notifications

  • Sometime on either January 16/17, 2015, this notification was pushed out: "Get a monarch who believes in equality...and mandates from heaven! Queen Helvetica and her castle are available now in The Simpsons: Tapped Out!"

Other changes made

January 15 update ("v4_12_PromoQueenHelvetica")

  • Quimborghini is now animated.

Gallery

References

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information