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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Abe's in Toyland content update/Prizes Gameplay
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Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
| After placing Simpsons Gingerbread Couch:
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Task: Tap Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Scholarly Abuse
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Grampa's in town!
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You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
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No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
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Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
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Yeah, but that was years ago. I'm sure he's mellowed by now.
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Homer! Get over here! You're due for a salutary whipping!
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Ahh!
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Task: Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2
| After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark:
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So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
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Not likely, wrinklepuss.
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You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
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My dad doesn't believe in corporal punishment.
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I don't believe in anything that requires me o get up off the couch.
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*grits teeth*
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Task: Make Orville Patent New Techniques (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3
| After tapping on Orville's exclamation mark:
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Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
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Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
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No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
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That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
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Oh really? This fellow does.
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I gots fifty-eight young'uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
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| Task: Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting (4h)
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Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
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Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
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You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
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Maybe you should learn something from that.
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Never!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Grampa's London Fling
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 1
| After tapping on Edwina's exclamation mark:
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Hello, Abe! It's good to see you again.
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Edwina! My English girlfriend from World War Two. What are you doing here?
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Escaping Brexit. Also, I hear you've got chocolates, nylons, and cigarettes.
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I'm glad to see you. But things have changed since the war. Back then I had to live fast, because death could come at any moment.
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So basically just like now...
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Task: Make Edwina Escape Brexit (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Grampa's London Fling Pt. 2
| After tapping on Edwina's exclamation mark:
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I'm very glad I made this visit to America. So many handsome, eligible men at the Retirement Castle.
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We're having a dance tonight. Starts at six, ends at six fifteen. Maybe you'd like to come.
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I'd be delighted. It'll be just like going to a U.S.O. dance in London during the war.
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Meanwhile, I'll entertain myself by comparing chips, which is what we call French fries, and French fries, which is what you call chips.
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Task: Make Edwina Compare Chips (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Grampa's London Fling Pt. 3
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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Damn it, Jasper, have you been making time with my girl, Edwina?
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I can't help it if she likes a beard that's as thick and bristly as a front door mat.
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Boys, I'm nobody's girl. I'll date whomever I want.
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Aw, I hate these modern ideas from these modern girls. By which I mean anyone born after 1925.
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And I hate anyone who speaks such fancy English that she knows when to use "whomever".
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Task: Make Edwina Be Free-Spirited (24h, Springfield Retirement Castle)
Task: Make Grampa Grumble (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Art of Abe Simpson
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 1
| After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
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Well, if it isn't my old friend and photographer, Phil Hefflin. You're a long way from your home in Marfa, Texas.
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I had to get out of Marfa.
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It's become such a tourist spot, because of its famous minimalist art galleries and the largest Dairy Queen north of the Pecos.
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I thought maybe Springfield could be my next art mecca.
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I don't see why not. We got five fellas named Art living right here at the Retirement Castle.
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Task: Make Philip Hefflin Do a Candid Photo Shoot (12h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 2
| After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
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This town is fantastic for artsy pictures, Abe.
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There's nothing more artistic than broken down cars, slums, and strange cat ladies.
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Yep, they call Springfield "America's Toxic Waste Dump" for a reason.
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Now all I need are some photographs of a broken-down old resident who has lost all hope.
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If you want me to be your model again, you don't have to ask twice.
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However, you have to pay once.
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Task: Make Philip Hefflin Make Abe Art (4h)
On job start:
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I call this pose "Gorgeous Grampa".
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Very nice. Now hold for nine hours while I paint you.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 3
| After tapping on Philip Hefflin's exclamation mark:
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Abe, I'm heading home, to the wide-open spaces and frequent tornadoes of Marfa, Texas.
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I had fun in Springfield, but I don't think it's ever going to become an artistic mecca.
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Don't say that! Artwise, Springfield is super-trendy.
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We have a graffiti artist named "El Barto" who does some amazing protest art about principals who are wieners.
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We had some good times when we were young, didn't we Abe? Too bad that now we're old.
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Speak for yourself. I'm still as sharp as a five-year-old cheddar.
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Task: Make Philip Hefflin and Grampa Fall Asleep While Reminiscing (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle, Grampa)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Food for the Soul
Food for the Soul Pt. 1
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Hey, what happened to Luigi's restaurant?
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I bought it. I'm opening a jazz bar and café!
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That's fantastic! I'll be your very first customer.
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Wonderful! You better grab your table now, because I'm expecting a lot more customers.
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Task: Make Rita LaFleur Open a Restaurant (4h, Luigi's)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Food for the Soul Pt. 2
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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So, Rita, how's your new jazz café coming along?
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Just great. I've already got my first customer, your granddaughter Lisa.
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Abe, how about we play something together for opening night. Like old times, yeah.
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You betcha, Rita. But you better buy some more tables, because that is definitely going to pack the customers in!
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Task: Make Rita LaFleur Play Romantic Tune (12h, Fallen Diva Apartments, Grampa)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Food for the Soul Pt. 3
| After tapping on Luigi's exclamation mark:
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So, you want to sell my old restaurant back to me.
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Yeah. I only ever got one customer, Lisa Simpson.
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Also, she only bought one cup of herbal tea and she's been nursing it for five hours.
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What do you want? I'm a jazz fan. I'm cheap.
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I'll buy the restaurant back on one condition: you sing me a scat song like Louis Prima!
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Task: Make Rita LaFleur Perform Scat Solo (4h, Fallen Diva Apartments)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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