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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Black History content update/No Laughing Matter Gameplay
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In Your Own Words
| After the user logs in on February 5th:
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Well, if it isn’t Springfield’s most esteemed doctor, policeman, and… friend of Lenny’s.
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The name is Carl, Mayor.
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Yes. Carl Mayor. How could I, of all people, forget a name like that?
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Anyway, this year Springfield is hosting its first public celebration of, uh, February History Month.
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You mean Black History Month?
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I, er, uh, do not see color.
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On an unrelated note, would you three colorless gentlemen be interested in speaking at this event for no particular reason whatsoever?
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Tell you what. We’ll speak at your event if you can name three black American mayors.
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Er uh… Martin Luther? No, that guy was a King, not a Mayor.
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Task: Make Lou Grill Mayor Quimby (6s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Sweat (6s, Town Hall)
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Alright, I give up! I don’t know any black mayors. Although to be fair, I don’t know any white ones either.
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But will you please speak at this event?
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Sorry, Mayor. I have to protect the streets. They say “crime waits for no man”.
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That’s time, Lou. Not crime.
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Oh, you're correcting me now? That's it! I’m taking the day off for this event.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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No Laughing Matter
No Laughing Matter Pt. 1
| After completing In Your Own Words:
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Dr. Hibbert, I’m doing a Black History report on the black person I look up to most.
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Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, and Octavia Butler have all passed away, so can I interview you?
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Absolutely. It’s an honor to be fourth on such a short list.
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You weren’t fourth, and it was a very long list.
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Could you tell me about how you became a doctor?
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Sure! It almost didn’t happen. I was dangerously close to flunking out of medical school.
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My grades were perfect, but I kept laughing at inappropriate times, like the skinny fellow in that Joker movie. I forget the name of the character he played.
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Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x400]
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Set the Scene for Lisa (4h, Town Hall)
On job start:
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The year was 1975. Or 1995. Depending on what season this is, and how old I am as a character.
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Huh?
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I had a proud, round, well-moisturized Afro. Which was either current or retro at the time.
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And so did this beautiful woman who walked into my life.
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Pam Grier?
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I wish! *chuckles*
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| On job end:
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Are you Julius Hibbert?
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Fortunately for me, I am. And who might you be, gorgeous?
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An angel that fell from heaven, dislocated her shoulder, and now needs me to reset it?
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Close. I’m here to hand you these documents.
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Documents?
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Julius Hibbert, consider yourself a mildly successful urban dance battle movie, because You Got Served!
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Served? Wait, who are you? And what year is this exactly?! The movie You Got Served won’t come out until 2004!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Laughing Matter Pt. 2
| After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 1:
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So I went to drown my sorrows at Moe’s Tavern, which was a hit with all the med students back then.
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Before that deadly radon leak that took so many of their promising young lives… *chuckles*
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You got served? By, like, a waitress in a sit down restaurant? *sigh* Maybe that’ll be me one day.
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No, you borderline hobo. I’m getting sued! *sigh* I’m not even licensed to practice medicine yet. This could ruin me!
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You want my dangerously unqualified opinion?
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Not when you preface it like that.
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You gotta win this woman’s heart. If you charm her, then maybe she can convince her client not to sue you.
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Hmm. That’s just crazy…
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...enough to work?
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No, I had completed my sentence. But perhaps some unseen dialogue will convince me.
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Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x350]
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Consider Moe’s Bad Advice (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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Not-Yet-a-Dr. Hibbert! What are you doing here?
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Well, I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind.
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So a friend convinced me to follow my heart, come down here, and sing Jodeci songs to you until you agree to go out with me and drop that lawsuit.
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“Eeevery time I close my eeeyes….”
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*calls security*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Laughing Matter Pt. 3
| After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 2:
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Moe, that was a disaster!
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Hm. Maybe this skirt is one of them classy dames. The kind what don’t like you callin’ em a skirt or a dame.
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I got it! How’s about you get her some flowers. All the ladies I watch through binoculars LOVE flowers.
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It’s not what you think. The ladies are on my neighbor's television. And lucky for me, he died with the TV on. Heh heh heh.
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Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x300]
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Buy Flowers at a Random Store (4h, Adult Skateboards)
On job start:
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An Adult Skateboard shop? Does that mean you sell skateboards for adults who can’t let go of the past, or erotically-themed skateboards for athletic perverts?
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Both!
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Understood. You wouldn’t happen to sell flowers here too, would you?
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We do for the purposes of this quest objective!
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| On job end:
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Bernice, I’m sorry for how I acted before. I didn’t realize your law offices frowned upon lewd karaoke.
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I got you these flowers as a token of my olive branch.
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Are those roses?
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Yes. Their delicate beauty reminds me of you.
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*throat closes up*
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An allergic reaction! Perhaps you’re a bit more delicate than they are. *chuckles*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Laughing Matter Pt. 4
| After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 3:
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Well, look who’s still alive! I’m glad you found your EpiPen.
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I was afraid I’d have to perform an emergency tracheotomy, and we haven’t gotten to that chapter in med school yet.
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Even though you almost killed me, I’m glad you were there to keep me from dying.
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The pleasure was all mine. I brought you some rice pudding from the hospital cafeteria.
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My favorite! How did you know?
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It said so on your MedicAlert bracelet.
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Ooh. I like a man who pays attention to detail.
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I know. It also said that on your MedicAlert bracelet too. That thing is quite a read.
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Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x400]
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Woo Bernice With Poetry (4h, Vulgary Jewelry Store or Hibbert Family Practice)
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I apologize for my spirited performance.
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When I researched the works of Poet Laureate Dolemite, I did not realize his stanzas would be peppered with so many expletives.
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Life is never boring around you, is it Julius?
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Why don’t you stick around and find out?
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*kiss*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Laughing Matter Pt. 5
| After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 4:
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Darling, these past few months with you have been a dream.
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I finished medical school, got a residency, and your client agreed to drop the lawsuit against me.
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Well, he didn’t agree to it so much as die. You can’t charge legal fees to a dead man. Believe me, my law firm has tried!
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*gasp* He didn’t die from medical negligence, did he?
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Heavens, no. He was mauled by a panda at the Springfield Zoo.
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Oh thank God! *chuckles*
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Say, since we’ve gotten so serious, I think it’s time you met my family. Particularly my slacker brother, Chester.
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Do you think you could take him under your wing and mentor him? Help him become a staid, somber, serious man like you.
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*chuckles for far too long* I don’t see why not.
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Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x475]
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Mentor Chester Dupree (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Hibbert Family Practice)
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And that’s the story of how I met your mother.
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I’m not your child.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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