The Simpsons: Tapped Out Black History content update/No Laughing Matter Gameplay

In Your Own Words[edit]

After the user logs in on February 5th:
	Well, if it isn't Springfield's most esteemed doctor, policeman, and... friend of Lenny's.
	The name is Carl, Mayor.
	Yes. Carl Mayor. How could I, of all people, forget a name like that?
	Anyway, this year Springfield is hosting its first public celebration of, uh, February History Month.
	You mean Black History Month?
	I, er, uh, do not see color.
	On an unrelated note, would you three colorless gentlemen be interested in speaking at this event for no particular reason whatsoever?
	Tell you what. We'll speak at your event if you can name three black American mayors.
	Er uh... Martin Luther? No, that guy was a King, not a Mayor.
Task: Make Lou Grill Mayor Quimby (6s, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Mayor Quimby Sweat (6s, Town Hall)
	Alright, I give up! I don't know any black mayors. Although to be fair, I don't know any white ones either.
	But will you please speak at this event?
	Sorry, Mayor. I have to protect the streets. They say "crime waits for no man".
	That's time, Lou. Not crime.
	Oh, you're correcting me now? That's it! I'm taking the day off for this event.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing In Your Own Words:
	Dr. Hibbert, I'm doing a Black History report on the black person I look up to most.
	Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, and Octavia Butler have all passed away, so can I interview you?
	Absolutely. It's an honor to be fourth on such a short list.
	You weren't fourth, and it was a very long list.
	Could you tell me about how you became a doctor?
	Sure! It almost didn't happen. I was dangerously close to flunking out of medical school.
	My grades were perfect, but I kept laughing at inappropriate times, like the skinny fellow in that Joker movie. I forget the name of the character he played.
Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x400] Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Set the Scene for Lisa (4h, Town Hall) On job start:
	The year was 1975. Or 1995. Depending on what season this is, and how old I am as a character.
	Huh?
	I had a proud, round, well-moisturized Afro. Which was either current or retro at the time.
	And so did this beautiful woman who walked into my life.
	Pam Grier?
	I wish! chuckles
On job end:
	Are you Julius Hibbert?
	Fortunately for me, I am. And who might you be, gorgeous?
	An angel that fell from heaven, dislocated her shoulder, and now needs me to reset it?
	Close. I'm here to hand you these documents.
	Documents?
	Julius Hibbert, consider yourself a mildly successful urban dance battle movie, because You Got Served!
	Served? Wait, who are you? And what year is this exactly?! The movie You Got Served won't come out until 2004!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 1:
	So I went to drown my sorrows at Moe's Tavern, which was a hit with all the med students back then.
	Before that deadly radon leak that took so many of their promising young lives... chuckles
	You got served? By, like, a waitress in a sit down restaurant? sigh Maybe that'll be me one day.
	No, you borderline hobo. I'm getting sued! sigh I'm not even licensed to practice medicine yet. This could ruin me!
	You want my dangerously unqualified opinion?
	Not when you preface it like that.
	You gotta win this woman's heart. If you charm her, then maybe she can convince her client not to sue you.
	Hmm. That's just crazy...
	...enough to work?
	No, I had completed my sentence. But perhaps some unseen dialogue will convince me.
Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x350] Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Consider Moe's Bad Advice (4h, Moe's Tavern)
	Not-Yet-a-Dr. Hibbert! What are you doing here?
	Well, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind.
	So a friend convinced me to follow my heart, come down here, and sing Jodeci songs to you until you agree to go out with me and drop that lawsuit.
	"Eeevery time I close my eeeyes...."
	calls security
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 2:
	Moe, that was a disaster!
	Hm. Maybe this skirt is one of them classy dames. The kind what don't like you callin' em a skirt or a dame.
	I got it! How's about you get her some flowers. All the ladies I watch through binoculars LOVE flowers.
	...
	It's not what you think. The ladies are on my neighbor's television. And lucky for me, he died with the TV on. Heh heh heh.
Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x300] Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Buy Flowers at a Random Store (4h, Adult Skateboards) On job start:
	An Adult Skateboard shop? Does that mean you sell skateboards for adults who can't let go of the past, or erotically-themed skateboards for athletic perverts?
	Both!
	Understood. You wouldn't happen to sell flowers here too, would you?
	We do for the purposes of this quest objective!
On job end:
	Bernice, I'm sorry for how I acted before. I didn't realize your law offices frowned upon lewd karaoke.
	I got you these flowers as a token of my olive branch.
	Are those roses?
	Yes. Their delicate beauty reminds me of you.
	throat closes up
	An allergic reaction! Perhaps you're a bit more delicate than they are. chuckles
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 3:
	Well, look who's still alive! I'm glad you found your EpiPen.
	I was afraid I'd have to perform an emergency tracheotomy, and we haven't gotten to that chapter in med school yet.
	Even though you almost killed me, I'm glad you were there to keep me from dying.
	The pleasure was all mine. I brought you some rice pudding from the hospital cafeteria.
	My favorite! How did you know?
	It said so on your MedicAlert bracelet.
	Ooh. I like a man who pays attention to detail.
	I know. It also said that on your MedicAlert bracelet too. That thing is quite a read.
Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x400] Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Woo Bernice With Poetry (4h, Vulgary Jewelry Store or Hibbert Family Practice)
	I apologize for my spirited performance.
	When I researched the works of Poet Laureate Dolemite, I did not realize his stanzas would be peppered with so many expletives.
	Life is never boring around you, is it Julius?
	Why don't you stick around and find out?
	kiss
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing No Laughing Matter Pt. 4:
	Darling, these past few months with you have been a dream.
	I finished medical school, got a residency, and your client agreed to drop the lawsuit against me.
	Well, he didn't agree to it so much as die. You can't charge legal fees to a dead man. Believe me, my law firm has tried!
	gasp He didn't die from medical negligence, did he?
	Heavens, no. He was mauled by a panda at the Springfield Zoo.
	Oh thank God! chuckles
	Say, since we've gotten so serious, I think it's time you met my family. Particularly my slacker brother, Chester.
	Do you think you could take him under your wing and mentor him? Help him become a staid, somber, serious man like you.
	chuckles for far too long I don't see why not.
Task: Collect Stethoscopes [x475] Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Mentor Chester Dupree (4h, Springfield General Hospital or Hibbert Family Practice)
	And that's the story of how I met your mother.
	I'm not your child.
Quest reward: 200 and 20