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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Squidport content update

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The twenty-fourth content update, known as the Squidport update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on June 12, 2013. It added the Squidport to the game. Some other changes were made: the Wiggum House is now classed as a house, the lamp post introduced in the Christmas update was removed, the Springfield Downs' odds were changed, and the Duff Barney Blimp from the Season 24 Yard Sale now has a 'burp' noise when the player taps on it. A smaller update was made on June 18 that made so Ferris Wheel and Planet Hype require Squidport Pt. 5 instead of Pt. 6 and the lamp post was back.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
The Itchy and Scratchy Store Tapped Out.png The Itchy and Scratchy Store 24h Cash32,000
Squidport Pt. 5
Stiching And Patching Itchy and Scratchy 15
Tapped Out Ferris Wheel.png Ferris Wheel 6s Donut120
Squidport Pt. 5
Inducing Vertigo 15
Tapped Out Planet Hype.png Planet Hype 6s Donut150
Squidport Pt. 5
Inducing Vertigo 15
Malaria Zone Tapped Out.png Malaria Zone 24h Cash47,500
Squidport Pt. 7
Discounting Radium-Filled Compasses 15
Just Rainsticks Tapped Out.png Just Rainsticks 24h Cash52,000
Squidport Pt. 9
Assuring Authorities It's Not A Front 15
150px The Frying Dutchman 24h Cash43,000
Squidport Pt. 11
Paying Off Health Authorities 15
Tapped Out Turban Outfitters.png Turban Outfitters Cash61,500
Squidport Pt. 13
Unleashing the Turbanator! 16
Tapped Out My First Tattoo.png My First Tattoo Cash54,500
Squidport Pt. 14
Inking Yet Another Tribal Tattoo 17
Tapped Out Much Ado About Muffins.png Much Ado About Muffins Cash48,500
Squidport Pt. 15
Stuffin Muffin Baskets 18
Crypto Barn Tapped Out.png Crypto Barn Cash81,000
Squidport Pt. 16
Deciphering Secret Government Plans 19

Decorations

Level 15

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Squidport Entrance Tapped Out Squidport Entrance.png Cash4,500
Squidport Pt. 2
Earn money and XP by setting jobs.
House Boat Tapped Out House Boat.png Cash15,000
The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1
Cash135, XP15 @ 8h
Fence Tapped Out Boardwalk Fence 1.png50px
50px50px
Cash270
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Tree Tapped Out Boardwalk Tree.png Cash385
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Tree-hugging rating
Lamp Post Tapped Out Boardwalk Lamp Post.png Cash450
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Human Statue Tapped Out Human Statue.png Cash10,000
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Hotdog Stand Tapped Out Hotdog Stand.png Donut20
Squidport Pt. 5
0.50% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Popcorn Stand Tapped Out Popcorn Stand.png Donut10
Squidport Pt. 5
0.25% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Basketball Game Tapped Out Basketball Game.png Donut40
Squidport Pt. 5
2% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Boardwalk Fountain Tapped Out Boardwalk Fountain.png Donut75
Squidport Pt. 5
2.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.
Mime Tapped Out Mime.png Donut40
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fiddler Tapped Out Fiddler.png Donut50
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Juggler Unlock juggler.png Donut60
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fire Eater Tapped Out Fire Eater.png Donut70
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Handsome Pete Handsome Pete.png Donut80
Squidport Pt. 5
A perfomer for your boardwalk
Fried Dough Stand 100px Cash945
Squidport Pt. 12
Improves your Gluttony rating

Level 17

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Boardwalk Bench Tapped Out Boardwalk Bench.png Cash325
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Vanity rating
Lemonade Stand Tapped Out Lemonade Stand.png Cash760
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Gluttony rating
Coffee Kart Tapped Out Coffee Kart.png Cash850
Squidport Pt. 5
Improves your Gluttony rating


Gameplay

Squidport Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer D'oh!
Lisa What's wrong, Dad?
Homer Oh, that wasn't an annoyed "d'oh" -- I was just thinking about "dough".
Homer Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront.
Homer Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!
Lisa Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.
Homer D'oh!
Homer That one was an annoyed d'oh.
Lisa I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.
Homer Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!
Lisa Nobody "gets in cars" anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets.
Homer D'oh!
Lisa Which kind was that?
Homer Little of both.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 1" which is to "Have Beach Expansion" and "Have Water Expansion". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Okay, water expansion bought!
Homer ...and it was surprisingly easy considering it's prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.
Lisa Great! Now, we can build the Squidport Entrance.
Homer You know what they say : "Every great building begins with the door!"
Lisa Who says that?
Homer I dunno, building builders, I assume.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 2" which is to "Place Squidport Entrace". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Place Tapped Out Squidport Entrance.png

Squidport Pt. 3

Homer Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized blob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream... Ow! Chest pains!
Homer I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 3" which is to "Place Boardwalk Sections". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Sign Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.

Squidport Pt. 4

Homer Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants...
Homer Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn't have any of that!
Lisa Dad? Is something wrong?
Homer No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners.
Homer STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Swear at the Ocean". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1

Homer Uh-oh, did I blow another brain vessel? I think I'm hallucinating a house out there... in the ocean.
Homer No, it's real! It's some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1" which is to "Place Sea Captain Houseboat". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
If the player does not place the houseboat in the water:
Homer Even if that boat is a house, it still goes in the ocean
Place Tapped Out House Boat.png
New Character Tapped Out Sea Captain New Character.png

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr, who be doing all the squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried.
Homer Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?
Sea Captain Captain McCallister. Just let in from a long haul at sea.
Sea Captain Been at Madagascar and at Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating 'round that giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific.
Sea Captain Y'arr, that last one tweren't intentional.
Sea Captain But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I'll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with counterfeit Kindle Fires.
Homer Eh, I'm not really much of listening to people.
Sea Captain Did I mention thar'd be rum by the bucketful?
Homer Yarn away! Don't leave anything out!
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2" which is to "Make Sea Captain Tell a Tall Tale". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 5

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots.
Sea Captain Tho something's diffrent now, can't lay a finger to it.
Sea Captain Whait, I have it it's become totally lame.
Homer I know, right? You can't buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.
Sea Captain Me men'll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!
Lisa It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship.
Sea Captain Aye. We'll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect.
Lisa Okay, now it's making less sense.
Sea Captain Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 5" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build The Itchy and Scratchy Store Tapped Out.png
After select the building
Sea Captain Squidport buildings can only be placed on the boardwalk, ye land-lubbers!
Homer Yeah, build on the boardwalk, Land-lubbers! If you lub land so much, why don't you marry it?
Sea Captain Y'arr, Homer, don't help.
If the player not placing it on the boardwalk
Homer You have to put Squidport buildings on the boardwalk, or the pirate guy will get mad!
Sea Captain Pirate?! Aarg, I should keelhaul the lot of ye!

They Fight and Buy-It

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Gather together your birthday card twenties and "get well soon" fives! We're going to the Itchy and Scratchy store!
Milhouse Yes! Luckily I went to the ER three times last month, so I'm flush with cash!
The player receives "They Fight and Buy-It" which is to "Make Milhouse Browse the Itchy & Scratchy Store" and "Make Bart Browse the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.
Milhouse That place is a rip-off, Bart. This Scratchy keychain is clearly a re-painted Garfield with an ax in his head.
Bart This Itchy and Scratchy ball bounces funny and makes my eyes water when I smell it. Also, it's stamped with the words "Warning: Not a Toy!"
Milhouse I just found money in my other pocket!
Bart What are we waiting for? Let's buy more crap!

Squidport Pt. 6

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain T'is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she's right there, you'll look at 'er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.
Homer How do we do that? I mean, I know... but explain it slowly for the people who aren't as smart as me am.
Sea Captain Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er... I don't know, just build it.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 6" which is to "Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 7

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?
Lisa Are you going out to sea again?
Sea Captain Nay, I'm going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I've got bad seats so it has to be a big one.
Lisa Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies.
Sea Captain And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 7" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x8" and "Build Malaria Zone". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Malaria Zone Tapped Out.png

Squidport Pt. 8

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr! The boardwalk is coming 'round nicely, but still there's something missing.
Ned Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion... a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!
Sea Captain That's it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice.
Ned Oh, I'm not a homosexual.
Sea Captain Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let's get to decorating, girlfriend!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 8" which is to "Have Boardwalk Lampost" and "Have Boardwalk Trees x3" and "Have Boardwalk Fences x5". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

A Flair for Exploration Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart What kind of store is this? Thermal underwear, waterproof matchs, flares... Oh my God! This stuff is awesome!
Bart Fire starter, extra long forks, something that turns pee into drinking water? Why haven't I always been shopping here?!
The player receives "A Flair for Exploration Pt. 1" which is to "Make Bart Buy Flares". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

A Flair for Exploration Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart A boy and his explosives. Is there anything more American?
The player receives "A Flair for Exploration Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Set off Flares in the Brown House". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Now, my hearties, bring her about and get her braced in a broach and ye can lay to that!
Sea Captain Because... um, at three bells... as the crow flies... er... sextant...
Lisa Is everything okay, Sea Captain?
Sea Captain I've been running put of nautical jargon to pepper me conversation with. Which is hard because, ye know, it's my thing.
Lisa You could pick up jargon from classic tales of the sea like, "Treasure Island" or "Moby Dick".
Sea Captain Brilliant! You're like one of them, ye know, light... buildings that shine for boats and stuff when the weather is.. not good...
Sea Captain Y'arr, I'd best get to readin'.
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3" which is to "Make Sea Captain Read Nautical Literature". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 9

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr! I've learned a thing of three in me travels. Things I'd like ta share with the good folk o' Springfield.
Sea Captain Mayhaps a cultural imports store.
Lisa It's so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!
Sea Captain N'arr, I just want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went.
Sea Captain Maybe unload some tribal gew-gaws I got conned inta buying.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 9" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x12" and "Build Just Rainsticks". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Just Rainsticks Tapped Out.png

Just Rainsticks

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Ooh, an entire store filled with rainsticks! How can I choose just one?‎
Bart Lis, even you have to see those things are beyond lame. It's a giant, slow rattle.‎
Lisa Rainsticks were invented by the Aztecs who believed that by recreating the sound of rain, they could call forth rainstorms to water their crops.‎
Bart Well, they should have invented a stick that recreated the sound of them not being conquered by the Spanish.‎
Lisa Wow. That was actually historically accurate.‎
Bart I perk up in class when there's ass-whoopings.‎
The player receives "Just Rainsticks" which is to "Make Lisa Browse for Rainsticks". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain When ye're crossing a great ocean and ye got miles of time ahead of ye, it's the perfect opportunity to hone new skills.‎
Homer Like what? Knot tying, knife throwing, shark punching?‎
Sea Captain Nay! I was able to work up a solid stand up set.‎
Sea Captain Here's my opener: We all know the difference between a Quartermaster and Boatswain, right? 'Bout 20K a year Ba-dum-bump!‎
Homer What language are you speaking?‎
Sea Captain Y'arr, I'm still workshoppin' a lot of this.‎
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4" which is to "Make Sea Captan Practice Standup Routine". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 10

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain ...and I said, "That's as useful as a tall powder monkey!"‎
Homer I don't get it.‎
Sea Captain If he was tall, he couldn't fit in the gunwale which would be hilarious because... aw, forget it!‎
Sea Captain My quality sea-comedy's too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yerself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.‎
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 10" which is to "Have a Street Performer". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 11

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball.
Sea Captain The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel.
Homer Jewels? You're going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!
Sea Captain Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical jewel. Something that weill really make the Squidport shine.
Homer A fried dough stand?
Sea Captain Better than that.
Lisa An Antique Book Store?
Sea Captain Better than that.
Bart A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?
Sea Captain Well okay, not as good as that.‎
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 11" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x16" and "Build the Frying Dutchman". It takes 24 hours The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build 200px

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr, to use an old nautical term: Ta-dah!!
Bart That's our "jewel"? A crappy food shack?
Sea Captain The Frying Dutchman is a charming seafood restaurant!
Bart You sell fish sticks. That's not seafood. It's barely food-food.
Homer *chomp* I gotta say, *gulp* the boy's right, Sea Captain, this food is... *chew* ...just okay. *gulp*
Sea Captain Did I mention it was "All-You-Can-Eat?"
Homer Out of my way people, or risk being eaten!
The player receives "The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1" which is to "Make The Sea Captian Work at The Frying Dutchman" and "Make Springfield Resident Eat at The Frying Dutchman (20x)". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash5,875 and XP1,410 in reward.

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Yarr! Business is booming!
Sea Captain Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What's that shadow falling over the threshold?
Sea Captain Neptune help us -- there's twp o' them!
Comic Book Guy I'm here for your "All-You-Can-Eat" buffet. I have brought my own plate... which is actually a catering pan!
Homer Well, I brought my kids' inflatable swimming pool. It's a giant bowl you can sit in.
Comic Book Guy Said pool looks like it deflated. You are so currently just sitting and eating off the floor.
Homer At least I'm eating.
Comic Book Guy Touche. Make room for me.
Sea Captain The horror. The horror.
The player receives "The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2" which is to "Make The Sea Captian Work at The Frying Dutchman (2x)" and "Make Homer Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman" and "Make Comic Book Guy Pig Out at The Frying Dutchman. The Sea Captain's task takes 8 hours. Homer's and Comick Book Guy's tasks takes 1d 12h. The player receives total Cash2,150 and XP550 in reward.
Sea Captain Everything. They ate everything. All the food... even the Naugahyde off the booth.
Sea Captain T'aren't men, tha're remorseless eatin' machines.
Comic Book Guy Passable. I'll give it 2.5 out of 5 on my blog. By the way, I'll be paying with a Groupon.
Homer Can I have more of these mints?
Sea Captain Those are pebbles from the potted plant next to you.
Homer I repeat, can I have more?

Squidport Pt. 12

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Homer, I'm beggin' ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin' power elsewhere?
Homer Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough.
Sea Captain That's it? That's all we have to do? Yee-haw! I mean... I don't knoe, whatever sailors say when they're happy.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 12" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x17" and "Build a Fried Dough Stand". It costs Cash945. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward..
Place 200px
Sea Captain There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!
Homer Hmmm, you know what's funny? I'm not hungry anymore. I'm feeling kind of nappish.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr, I have depleted the ocean of all her delicious sea life.
Sea Captain What Homer did to my resturant, I did to Posedion's endless wonderland. So, I can see how he'd be sore at me.
Sea Captain It's going ta take a bit o' sweet talkin' to get the bounty of the sea flowing again.
The player receives "The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5" which is to "Make Sea Captain Pray to Poseidon". It take 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward..

Squidport Pt. 13

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Poseidon and Naptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk$.
Sea Captain I know, I was as surpised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure 'em out?
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 13" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x21 and Reach Level 16" and "Build Turban Outfitters". It take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward..
Build Tapped Out Turban Outfitters.png

Turbanites

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey Apu, they just opened a turban shop! You might want to check it out.
Apu Mr. Simpson! That is racist! Why should I have any more intreset in turbans than any other citzen of Springf--
Apu *gasp* Is that a Marathi Pheta? *bigger gasp* In saffron? I've been looking for that.
Apu OMG! A rack of pagadis! My credit card is going to get a work-out today!
The player receives "Turbanites" which is to "Make Apu Try on Turbans". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP45 in reward.

Over There

After tapping on Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Why, I haven't worn one of these since my days in Bangladesh when I was dabbling in Colonialism.
Mr. Burns That was back when suzerainty meant something!
The player receives "Over There" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Try on Turbans". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP45 in reward.

Squidport Pt. 14

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain Y'arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.?
Sea Captain Time I go in for some fresh ink!?
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 14" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x25" and "Reach Level 17 and Build My First Tattoo". It take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out My First Tattoo.png

My First Tattoo

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Whoa! There's a tattoo shop on the boardwalk now!
Bart Kids under twelve get a discount! I'm in!
Milhouse I want one that says, "Peanut Allergy", so I'll never have to worry about losing my medic-alert bracelet.
Bart Okay, we're gonna do that thing again where we act like we don't know each other.
Milhouse Yay! That's my favorite Best Friend Game!
The player receives "My First Tattoo" which is to "Make Milhouse Browse for Tattoos" and "Make Bart Browse for Tattoos". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.
Bart I've decided! I want a tattoo of Radioactive Man surfing on a wave of lava covering my entire back.
Milhouse Whoa, is that a needle?
Bart It looks like a needle, but I'm sure it doesn't--Aaaaaah!
Bart I've changed my mind! I'll just go with what we've got. Just a squiggly.. dot.
Milhouse That's gonna look cool, Bart. Escpecially when the scab falls off.

Squidport Pt. 15

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Lisa Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint resturant, there really aren't many breakfast options.
Sea Captain What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakffast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships.
Lisa Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer, pretty much anything else. How about muffins?
Sea Captain Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money's green enoguh. Let's build your Muffin shop!
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 15" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x27" and "Reach Level 18 and Build Much Ado About Mufffins". It costs Cash48,500 and takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Tapped Out Much Ado About Muffins.png

Much Ado About Mufffins

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Muffins, eh?
Moe I don't normally go for fancy-schmancy snacks, but maybe it's time I Started treating myself to the finer thinigs in life.
The player receives "Much Ado About Mufffins" which is to "Make Moe Try A Muffin". It take 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP45 in reward.
Moe Wait. This is a muffin! It's just a cupcake with no frosting and a whole lotta attitude.
Moe I don't need my food acting like it's too good for me just because it is. Into the trash you go!
Moe Hey look, a muffin out of the trash - now that I can eat!

Squidport Pt. 16

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Sea Captain The gods have seen that out hearts are tru and that we are trying to please them.
Sea Captain Still, they want us to build a store whose named doesn't, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific.
The player receives "Squidport Pt. 16" which is to "Have Boardwalk Sections x31" and "Reach Level 19 and Build Crypto Barn". It costs Cash81,000 and takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Crypto Barn Tapped Out.png
Sea Captain Y'arr let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted out offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can.
Sea Captain And best of all, my resturant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness.
Sea Captain And the sign I put over the door: "No Fatties!"
Homer D'oh!

Loads of Codes

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Martin The Crypto Barn: A Place For Codes. This may be my favorite store ever.
Milhouse A place for codes? What does that even mean?
Martin Isn't it obvious? They sell codes and code-related supplies. All kind of codes: Computer, Moral, health...
Milhouse Wow, this is great!
Martin I know, I could spend hours and hours here!
Milhouse No, the store sucks, it's great that I've finally found someone dorkier than me.
The player receives "Loads of Codes" which is to "Make Martin Go to the Crypto Barn" and "Make Milhouse Go to the Crypto Barn". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.

Premium Quests

Fantastic Ferric Wheel

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After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers, look! A pleasure wheel very similar to the one that Ferris boy was working on.
Smithers Would you like to take a ride, sir?
Mr. Burns I'd like to, but I lack sufficient body weight to keep from being gusted away at the top.
Mr. Burns Perhaps if you rode with me and held me.
Smithers I… I… I… *thump*
The player receives "Fanatastic Ferric Wheel" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Ride the Ferris Wheel" and "Make Smithers Ride the Ferris Wheel". It takes 10 hours. The player receives total Cash1,150 and XP280 in reward.

Malaria Del Arte

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Look, replica tribal blowgun! And the darts and dripped in a paralytic compound. One drop could bring down a charging yak.
Bart Cool, lemme try! *inhales* Ack!
Lisa You're supposed to blow.
Bart You... blow... heh-heh, zing... *tump*.
Lisa Help! Someone call a doctor!
Dr. Nick Did someone say "Doctor"?
Dr. Nick Hi, everybody!
The player receives "Malaria Del Arte" which is to "Make Dr. Nick Perform Emegency Surgery" and "Make Bart Perform Emegency Surgery". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.
Dr. Nick Okay, little boy, the venom in your system has been counteracted.
Bart Thanks, Doc.
Dr. Nick No need to thank me. Getting paid is payment enough.

Now With Extra Hype

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After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture.
Wolfcastle As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring.
Wolfcastle We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement.
The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash850 and XP210 in reward.

Land Expansion Pricing

Cash39,000 Cash35,000 Cash33,000
Cash35,000 Cash33,000 Cash19,000
Cash35,000 Cash33,000 Cash19,000
Cash39,000 Cash35,000 Cash19,000
Cash44,000 Cash39,000 Cash33,000
Cash50,000 Cash44,000 Cash35,000
Cash56,000 Cash50,000 Cash39,000
Cash62,000 Cash56,000 Cash44,000
Cash69,000 Cash62,000 Cash50,000
Cash77,000 Cash69,000 Cash56,000
Cash86,000 Cash77,000 Cash62,000
Cash95,000 Cash86,000 Cash69,000
Cash104,000 Cash95,000 Cash77,000

See also