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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special content update/A Savage Thaw Gameplay"

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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.}}
 
{{TB|You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story (6s, Simpson House)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story (6s, Simpson House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.}}
 
{{TB|Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.}}
 
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{{TB|You're just ripping off “Die Hard”.}}
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{{TB|You're just ripping off "Die Hard".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It's a reboot. That's what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it's been “reimagined for a new generation”.}}
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{{TB|It's a reboot. That's what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it's been "reimagined for a new generation".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!}}
 
{{TB|My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does “zero” sound, friend?}}
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{{TB|As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does "zero" sound, friend?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Savage!}}
 
{{TB|Savage!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|My police gun shot me again.}}
 
{{TB|My police gun shot me again.}}
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{{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like <nowiki>*</nowiki>pew pew<nowiki>*</nowiki>.}}
 
{{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like <nowiki>*</nowiki>pew pew<nowiki>*</nowiki>.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|“Snow shooters”. I like how harmless that sounds.}}
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{{TB|"Snow shooters". I like how harmless that sounds.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say “snow shooters”, you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
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{{TB|Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say "snow shooters", you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm on it!}}
 
{{TB|I'm on it!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Practice His Action Puns (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Do Paperwork (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x100]|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Practice His Action Puns (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Do Paperwork (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x100]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
 
{{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
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{{TB|We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--}}
 
{{TB|We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Banzai charge! }}
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{{TB|Banzai charge!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!}}
 
{{TB|Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
 
{{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank (8h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage (8h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank (8h, Snow Bank)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage (8h, Snow Bank)<br>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!}}
 
{{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>kicks over a cabinet<nowiki>*</nowiki> Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>kicks over a cabinet<nowiki>*</nowiki> Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages. }}
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{{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
 
{{TB|You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
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{{TB|Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
 
{{TB|Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Play Bad Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Play Bad Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>If the user Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself “Deep Freeze”.}}
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{{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself "Deep Freeze".}}
 
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{{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
 
{{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
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{{TB|Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.}}
 
{{TB|Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool. }}
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{{TB|Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.}}
 
{{TB|You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.}}
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{{TB|Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?}}
 
{{TB|Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?}}
 
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{{TB|Don't respond to that, Story Homer. }}
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{{TB|Don't respond to that, Story Homer.}}
 
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{{TB|Fire away, Copper!}}
 
{{TB|Fire away, Copper!}}
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{{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.}}
 
{{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|To Moe's! }}
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{{TB|To Moe's!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Visit Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Visit Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank)<br>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
 
{{TB|That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
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{{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!}}
 
{{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!}}
 
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{{TB|“Incompetent”? What's that?}}
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{{TB|"Incompetent"? What's that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hoo boy.}}
 
{{TB|Hoo boy.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile (12h, Milhouse)<br/>If the user has Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet (12h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile (12h, Milhouse)<br>If the user has Ralph: '''Task''': Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet (12h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Collect Snowballs [x300]|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
 
{{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
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{{TB|We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!}}
 
{{TB|We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon}}
{{TB|You don't scare me, Coppers. }}
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{{TB|You don't scare me, Coppers.}}
 
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{{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
 
{{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
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{{TB|I've got a dumber idea.}}
 
{{TB|I've got a dumber idea.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Don't say “banzai charge”. Don't say “banzai charge”...}}
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{{TB|Don't say "banzai charge". Don't say "banzai charge"...}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sound of explosions<nowiki>*</nowiki> How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sound of explosions<nowiki>*</nowiki> How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner (8h, Truck Stop Diner)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage (8h, Truck Stop Diner)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner (8h, Truck Stop Diner)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage (8h, Truck Stop Diner)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus? }}
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{{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|You bet your stockings it is! }}
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{{TB|You bet your stockings it is!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
 
{{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world? }}
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{{TB|I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?}}
 
{{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot. }}
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{{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist! }}
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{{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!}}
 
{{TB|That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: Santa's Little Helper|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: Santa's Little Helper|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
{{TB|Santa’s Little Helper now has a special animated job to celebrate thirty years since “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” premiered on TV – December 17th 1989.}}
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{{TB|Santa's Little Helper now has a special animated job to celebrate thirty years since "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" premiered on TV – December 17th 1989.}}
 
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Revision as of 19:34, March 8, 2020

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3

After the user logs in on December 12th and starting Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1:
Bart Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.
Marge No gore!
Homer Don't censor the boy, Marge. I'm sure the gore isn't gratuitous. I've never been so sure about anything.
Marge No gore!
Bart You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.
Task: Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story (6s, Simpson House)
On job start:
Bart Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.
Lisa You're just ripping off "Die Hard".
Bart It's a reboot. That's what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it's been "reimagined for a new generation".
Marge My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!
Bart As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does "zero" sound, friend?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Intro

After completing Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3:
Milhouse Hey, Savage!
Bart That's my name. Coincidentally, it's also a pretty good description of my character.
Milhouse The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?
Ralph Hi, policemans! I'm the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!
Ralph I've got a big police job for you. You're playing Monopoly with me!
Bart Sure, I'll play. But not by the rules.
Milhouse Savage!
Task: Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
If the user Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Ralph My police gun shot me again.
Bart You think maybe we should take you to the hospital, Captain?
Ralph I have a police car with police lights and police sounds and one time I ranned over a pedestrian.
Lisa Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit's due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 1

After completing A Savage Thaw Intro:
Ralph Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!
Bart Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.
Milhouse I don't know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.
Ralph The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.
Marge "Snow shooters". I like how harmless that sounds.
Bart Thought I'd throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say "snow shooters", you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.
Homer I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Practice His Action Puns (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Do Paperwork (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Collect Snowballs [x100]
Bart All right Meeks, let's roll out.
Ralph Have fun catching the bad guys! I'll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 2

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 1:
Bart Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?
Milhouse We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--
Bart Banzai charge!
Milhouse Wait! Don't charge in until we have a plan!
Bart I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!
Task: Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank (8h, Snow Bank)
Task: Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage (8h, Snow Bank)
Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon.png
Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let's make like snow and flake!
Bart *kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!
Milhouse Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.
Bart You're a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?
Milhouse Oh my God. They're... they're...
Bart They're Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.
Milhouse Nooooooo!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 3

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 2:
Ralph I wear my policeman's uniform over my PJs so I don't have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!
Bart Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?
Ralph Hand in your badge, Savage! I'm mad at you for I-forget-why!
Bart Probably, I'm guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?
Ralph ...
Ralph My PJs are itchy under my uniform.
Milhouse Let's question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.
Task: Make Bart Play Bad Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
If the user Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
Milhouse The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself "Deep Freeze".
Bart Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.
Milhouse Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.
Bart Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.
Homer You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.
Homer Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!
Homer I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.
Homer *ANNOYED GRUNT*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 4

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 3:
Bart Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?
Homer Don't respond to that, Story Homer.
Homer Fire away, Copper!
Homer Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!
Bart Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?
Homer He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.
Milhouse Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas...
Homer I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it's black-out drunk.
Bart To Moe's!
Task: Make Bart Visit Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank)
Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
Bart That's ten eggnogs you've had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?
Homer Nothin' yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per'aps a tasty eggnog will help!
Milhouse *heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.
Moe Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.
Bart Why would he rob it again, when he knows it's been cleaned out?
Moe It ain't easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can't justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.
Bart We'd better take the Snow Mobile.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 5

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 4:
Bart Chief, we're heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.
Bart We're not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.
Ralph Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They're authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.
Bart Rod and Todd?! But they're incompetent!
Ralph "Incompetent"? What's that?
Bart Hoo boy.
Task: Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile (12h, Milhouse)
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet (12h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House)
Task: Collect Snowballs [x300]
Rod Surrender, Deep Freeze! We've got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!
Todd We've already turned one cheek. Don't make us turn the other one!
Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon.png
You don't scare me, Coppers.
Bart Well maybe I do!
Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon.png
Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who's really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.
Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon.png
Youse'll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.
Bart Another new building, eh? All right. Let's unlock it and see what's what.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Savage Thaw Pt. 6

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 5:
Milhouse I know what you're gonna say, Savage, but I'd really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--
Bart I've got a dumber idea.
Milhouse Don't say "banzai charge". Don't say "banzai charge"...
Bart *sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that's a good idea?
Milhouse You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!
Task: Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner (8h, Truck Stop Diner)
Task: Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage (8h, Truck Stop Diner)
Bart Stop right there, we've got you cornered...Santa Claus?
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png You bet your stockings it is!
Milhouse But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png I needed the cash! You think it's CHEAP making toys for every child in the world?
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that's easy on a saint's income?
Bart Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way... for a cut of the loot.
Homer Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist!
Lisa That's cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it's just cheap!
Homer Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4

After completing A Savage Thaw Pt. 6:
Homer *slow clap* Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.
Lisa That's my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--
Bart Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.
Marge I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!
Homer The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.
Marge What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.
Homer The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn't damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Santa's Little Helper, 30 Years Ago

After the user logs in on December 17th:
Quest reward: Santa's Little Helper
System Message Santa's Little Helper now has a special animated job to celebrate thirty years since "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" premiered on TV – December 17th 1989.