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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Van Houtens content update/Sidekicked Aside Gameplay"

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== Note ==
 
== Note ==
 
<div style="padding:2px;">{{Messagebox|Homer's_Odyssey_-_stop_sign.png|width=800px|At the moment the questline is broken if you don't have Heights Theater, required to do most of the jobs to collect Sunglasses (requires Level 30 and progress in Springfield Heights). We must wait for a patch.}}</div>
 
<div style="padding:2px;">{{Messagebox|Homer's_Odyssey_-_stop_sign.png|width=800px|At the moment the questline is broken if you don't have Heights Theater, required to do most of the jobs to collect Sunglasses (requires Level 30 and progress in Springfield Heights). We must wait for a patch.}}</div>
<!--==Claim to Fame==
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==Sidekicked Aside==
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===Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After the user logs in on August 12th:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After the user logs in on August 21st:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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{{TB|Whoa. Is that…Van Houten? With a girl?}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|She’s pretty.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|And so mature looking.}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|Wait, which one of you said which part of that?}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|I said she’s pretty.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|And I said she’s mature looking.}}
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{TB|It looks like my plan is working. Everyone is smitten with envy at the sight of such a power couple.}}
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{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
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{{TB|Fine. Just don’t touch me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Bart, let’s go to my house. A bunch of my relatives are in town for my birthday party this weekend.}}
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{{TB|Yes, milady!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds great! But you know what sounds even greater? We go to MY house and finish planning my latest Skinner prank.}}
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{{TB|That includes with your eyes.}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Sunglasses [x115]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Parade Annika Through School (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Annika: '''Task''': Make Annika Begrudgingly Play Along (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|But Bart, my pretty cousin Annika is back in town. <nowiki>*</nowiki>wink<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Hey, Annika, Apu hasn’t picked up the Squishee machine from my party. Wanna lick the rotors?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|As tempting as that sounds to my pre-tween hormones — whatever they are — you’re forgetting the banana pecking order. Of which you are most certainly second.}}
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{{TB|Milhouse, if I’m going to pretend to be with you, we should do what I want to do.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, okay. You know I’m a sucker for fruit prioritization.}}
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{{TB|Okay, what do you want to do?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhouse Go to Bart’s House (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Show Milhouse His Plans (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
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{{TB|Not be with you.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Birthday Party for One==
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===Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2===
===Birthday Party for One Pt. 1===
 
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Claim to Fame:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|C’mon Milhouse, we were supposed to go birdwatching this afternoon.}}
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{TB|Sorry, Lisa, you go without me.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|But the Springfield Swallow is especially drawn to the smell of your asthma medicine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Bart. This prank looks like an ordinary crowbar.}}
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{{TB|Here, let them mate with my inhaler. Annika and I are going to get gelato.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It is an ordinary crowbar, doofus. The prank is in this crate I found behind Professor Frink’s lab marked “W.M.H.”}}
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{{TB|You’re passing up an afternoon with me to get ice cream with your cousin?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What’s W.M.H.?}}
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{{TB|Not ice cream. GEL-AH-TO.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Weapons of Mass Humiliation. At least I hope that’s what it means.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Anyway, give me that crowbar.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|You’re not gonna hit me with it, are you?}}
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{{TB|I have a card that says, “Buy 98, Get the 99th Free”.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, I’m going to open the crate!}}
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{{TB|How many more do you have to go?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>hands over crowbar<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Ninety-eight.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Sunglasses [x115]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Take Annika Out for Gelato (4h, Springfield Mall or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Annika: '''Task''': Make Annika Eat Gelato With Milhouse (4h, Springfield Mall or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Then I’m gonna hit you with it.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Party Hats [x115]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Hand Bart a Crowbar (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Prepare His Latest Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
===Birthday Party for One Pt. 2===
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===Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 1:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Alright, children, march into your classrooms. Single file, Indi—}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|—uh, indi-genous-people-don’t-find-the-comparison-insensitive style.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Skinner, look over here.}}
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{{TB|Hey Milhouse, I’ve got two hurling bricks. I’ll give you first chuck!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|What is that, Simpson? A contraption? A gadget? Or some sort of gizmo?}}
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{{TB|Milhouse is busy, Simpson.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Just a little extracurricular science experiment.}}
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{{TB|Oh. Time for his daily beating, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|It better not be for the science fair. I cut that out of the budget last year—AAGGHHH!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Party Hats [x95]<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Activate the Go-Go Ray (4h, Go-Go Ray, Skinner)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Laugh Hysterically (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can’t stop dancing! And we definitely don’t have the budget for a school dance!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Your Go-Go Ray is a hit, Bart! Even the bullies are impressed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
 
{{TB|A modern classic!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
 
{{TB|Magnifique!}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Haw haw… HAW!}}
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{{TB|No. We’re playing Sjoelbak.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Three haws? Now’s my chance to take advantage of an unprecedented era of good feelings.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Attention please! Come one, come all to a birthday extravaganza. All are welcome!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can’t feel my legs! Oh, why did I cut the funding for the school nurse?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
===Birthday Party for One Pt. 3===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 2:|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Happy Birthday, Milhouse!}}
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{{TB|You’re doing what now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks, Bart. Great party, huh?}}
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{{TB|Sjoelbak! I was the Aberdeen champ! Lemme show ya how it’s done!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Not really. All I see are Van Houtens. It’s like a sea of blue hair and big noses.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>frustrated moan<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Sunglasses [x115]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Play Sjoelbak With Nelson (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Try to Pronounce Sjoelbak (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Nelson: '''Task''': Make Nelson Play Sjoelbak With Milhouse (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Willie: '''Task''': Make Willie "Show 'em How it's Done" (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Well, it makes the face painter’s job easy.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey, Bart, you look like you just lost your best friend. Figuratively and literally.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|But where are all the kids?}}
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{{TB|I don’t know what either of those words mean but, in context, you seem right.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They should be here soon. They’re probably all on twenty-four hour jobs.}}
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{{TB|Milhouse being popular has taught us both interesting lessons.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe. Anyway, I’m gonna hit the corndog cart hard and make that bounce house wish it’d never been inflated.}}
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{{TB|That bricks make terrible Sjoelbak discs?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Party Hats [x95]<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Enjoy the Bounce House All to Himself (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Wait for His Friends (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Sure…and that friends you take for granted are the ones you miss the most.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I, for one, am having a great time at your party, but I wish there were other kids here.}}
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{{TB|Save the lessons for Week Four. Now’s the time to hatch a plan...}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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}}
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===Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4===
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{{Table|
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{{THT|After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|So, d’you guys ever notice that Milhouse and Annika look so much alike?}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|No.}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|Lisa’s right! This calls for a cool kids conference.}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey Milhouse, how come you guys look so much alike?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I know. The party clown is getting bored. Now he’s just eating his pies instead of throwing them.}}
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{{TB|Uh, us? Well, uh. Uh, uh.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if your Dad stopped asking him to just make balloon animal pangolins.}}
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{{TB|I’ll tell you why. We’re into twinning. And it’s cool to be into twinning.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{TB|He’s a practitioner of the elastic arts! Don’t take the gig if you won’t twist the rig!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|So, I don’t think anyone else is coming to the party.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|No, you’re probably right.}}
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{{TB|Yeah. It’s cool to be into twinning.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|No argument from us.}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|Wow. That makes a lot of sense. And it makes even more sense that Lisa wouldn’t know that. Cool kids conference adjourned.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Looks like Plan A didn’t work.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Switching to Plan B.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
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{{TB|Ye can stop whispering. They all left when the conference ended.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Sunglasses [x155]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Sigh in Relief (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Abandon “Plan A” (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Switch to “Plan B” (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|Another round of Double Buzz Squishees?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I’ll take mine intravenously!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
===Birthday Party for One Pt. 4===
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===Sidekicked Aside Pt. 5===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It may be the sugar shock, but I think I see the face of an angel.}}
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{{TB|Hey Milhouse, do you see all those cool kids laughing over there? Do you know why they’re laughing?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Close. It’s my cousin Annika.}}
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{{TB|I assume because they watched you aim your Go-Go Ray at the mirrored disco ball in the teachers lounge.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pathetic American slobs. No wonder your national pastime is diabetes.}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Would you like to share a cupcake?}}
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{{TB|Let me tell you something Lisa always says, “Correlation does not imply causation”.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|You bet I would! Oh, you were talking to Annika.}}
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{{TB|I don’t know what that means.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Dutch muttering<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Neither do I but she told me to say it because what those kids are REALLY laughing at is you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That must mean yes!}}
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{{TB|Me? Why?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Party Hats [x155]<br/>'''Task''': Make Bart Wipe Cupcake Frosting Off His Cheeks (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Fail to Impress Annika (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Man, your cousin is so cool. She’s like next-level cool. She’s Euro-cool.}}
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{{TB|Because they know your relationship with Annika is a joke.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|She’s probably the coolest Van Houten in history.}}
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{{TB|It is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Catch up, boy, we’re way past that.}}
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{{TB|Yes. And if those teachers ever stop doing the mambo, they would tell you that you need to break up with her.}}
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{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{TB|But I've still got seventy-three gelatos to go!}}
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{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Sunglasses [x195]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Publicly Break Up With Annika (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Annika: '''Task''': Make Annika Not Care (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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{{TB|Whoa, did Milhouse just break up with Annika?}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|He totally did.}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|And she was way hotter than him!}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon}}
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{{TB|And way older!}}
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{{Tapped Out Janey Icon}}
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{{TB|Wait, which one of you said which—}}
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{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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{{TB|Never mind that! I hereby declare Milhouse the coolest kid in Springfield Elementary!}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|Bart, why are you dancing for joy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Her kind of cool can’t be contained. Anyone in close proximity to her would start to exude cool.}}
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{{TB|I’m not dancing for joy! I got despondent and put the Go-Go Ray to my head!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
{{TB|They would, wouldn’t they…?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
 
}}
 
}}
===Birthday Party for One Pt. 5===
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 4:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Please, Annika. Pleeeaaaaaasssseeee!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, Milhouse. I will not pretend to be your girlfriend. You know we’re related, right?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|We’re not any closer than my parents. Or yours.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
 
{{TB|But you’re a fourth grader and I’m an older teenager of an indiscriminate age.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Exactly. Besides, it would really cut down on my swirly per diem.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wait, do you get bullied in school?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I wouldn’t say bullied. My friends act violently to express their affection. For hurting me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fine. I will go along with your ruse. Pretending to be something I’m not should make me fit right in here in America.}}
 
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Party Hats [x195]<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Shout With Joy (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}-->
 
 
{{Tapped Out}}
 
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{{Tapped Out updates|2020=yes}}
 
{{Tapped Out updates|2020=yes}}

Revision as of 16:48, August 21, 2020

Note

Homer's Odyssey - stop sign.png At the moment the questline is broken if you don't have Heights Theater, required to do most of the jobs to collect Sunglasses (requires Level 30 and progress in Springfield Heights). We must wait for a patch.

Sidekicked Aside

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 21st:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Whoa. Is that…Van Houten? With a girl?
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png She’s pretty.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png And so mature looking.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Wait, which one of you said which part of that?
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png I said she’s pretty.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png And I said she’s mature looking.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It looks like my plan is working. Everyone is smitten with envy at the sight of such a power couple.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Fine. Just don’t touch me.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes, milady!
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png That includes with your eyes.
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x115]
Task: Make Milhouse Parade Annika Through School (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
If the user has Annika: Task: Make Annika Begrudgingly Play Along (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey, Annika, Apu hasn’t picked up the Squishee machine from my party. Wanna lick the rotors?
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Milhouse, if I’m going to pretend to be with you, we should do what I want to do.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, what do you want to do?
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Not be with you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2

After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png C’mon Milhouse, we were supposed to go birdwatching this afternoon.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Sorry, Lisa, you go without me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But the Springfield Swallow is especially drawn to the smell of your asthma medicine.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Here, let them mate with my inhaler. Annika and I are going to get gelato.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You’re passing up an afternoon with me to get ice cream with your cousin?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Not ice cream. GEL-AH-TO.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I have a card that says, “Buy 98, Get the 99th Free”.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How many more do you have to go?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Ninety-eight.
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x115]
Task: Make Milhouse Take Annika Out for Gelato (4h, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
If the user has Annika: Task: Make Annika Eat Gelato With Milhouse (4h, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3

After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Milhouse, I’ve got two hurling bricks. I’ll give you first chuck!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Milhouse is busy, Simpson.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh. Time for his daily beating, huh?
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png No. We’re playing Sjoelbak.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You’re doing what now?!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Sjoelbak! I was the Aberdeen champ! Lemme show ya how it’s done!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *frustrated moan*
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x115]
Task: Make Milhouse Play Sjoelbak With Nelson (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Try to Pronounce Sjoelbak (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Play Sjoelbak With Milhouse (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
If the user has Willie: Task: Make Willie "Show 'em How it's Done" (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey, Bart, you look like you just lost your best friend. Figuratively and literally.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don’t know what either of those words mean but, in context, you seem right.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse being popular has taught us both interesting lessons.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That bricks make terrible Sjoelbak discs?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sure…and that friends you take for granted are the ones you miss the most.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Save the lessons for Week Four. Now’s the time to hatch a plan...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4

After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So, d’you guys ever notice that Milhouse and Annika look so much alike?
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Lisa’s right! This calls for a cool kids conference.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Hey Milhouse, how come you guys look so much alike?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Uh, us? Well, uh. Uh, uh.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png I’ll tell you why. We’re into twinning. And it’s cool to be into twinning.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yeah. It’s cool to be into twinning.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png No argument from us.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Wow. That makes a lot of sense. And it makes even more sense that Lisa wouldn’t know that. Cool kids conference adjourned.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *whispering* Looks like Plan A didn’t work.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *whispering* Switching to Plan B.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ye can stop whispering. They all left when the conference ended.
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x155]
Task: Make Milhouse Sigh in Relief (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Abandon “Plan A” (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Switch to “Plan B” (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 5

After completing Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Milhouse, do you see all those cool kids laughing over there? Do you know why they’re laughing?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I assume because they watched you aim your Go-Go Ray at the mirrored disco ball in the teachers lounge.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let me tell you something Lisa always says, “Correlation does not imply causation”.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don’t know what that means.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Neither do I but she told me to say it because what those kids are REALLY laughing at is you.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Me? Why?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Because they know your relationship with Annika is a joke.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It is?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes. And if those teachers ever stop doing the mambo, they would tell you that you need to break up with her.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But I've still got seventy-three gelatos to go!
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x195]
Task: Make Milhouse Publicly Break Up With Annika (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
If the user has Annika: Task: Make Annika Not Care (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Whoa, did Milhouse just break up with Annika?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png He totally did.
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png And she was way hotter than him!
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png And way older!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Wait, which one of you said which—
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Never mind that! I hereby declare Milhouse the coolest kid in Springfield Elementary!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, why are you dancing for joy?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I’m not dancing for joy! I got despondent and put the Go-Go Ray to my head!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20