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| − | ====Offshore Fun====
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| − | ====Offshore Fun Pt. 1====
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{THT|After the user logs in on May 23rd:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
| + | <big>'''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart the Fink content update/Gameplay#Gameplay|Gameplay]]'''</big><br/><big>'''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart the Fink content update/Gameplay#Premium Gameplay|Premium Gameplay]]'''</big>}} |
| − | {{TB|I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger<br/>'''Task''': Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Offshore Fun Pt. 2====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Krusty Refuel His Plane (4h, I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Offshore Fun Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Better call that banker...}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank (4h, Krusty Burger)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'M WHAT???}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!}}
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| − | {{TBT|System Message}}
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| − | {{TB|Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==Premium Gameplay==
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| − | ===Savings Haven===
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| − | ====Savings Haven Pt. 1====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I just love hiding money where no one can find it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I have so many clients here in Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers (4h, Shops)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Savings Haven Pt. 2====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispers<nowiki>*</nowiki> Where have you been? It's election season.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whispers<nowiki>*</nowiki> I've never wanted anything more.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to-}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh hello, Chief Wiggum.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Savings Haven Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Have I done something wrong?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, right. High five!}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern<br/>'''Task''': Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink (4h, Moe's Tavern)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Savings Haven Pt. 4====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Moe, how long have we known each other?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|‘Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species (8h)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stop right there!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Savings Haven Pt. 5====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Can too!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth (8h)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cayman Island Banker Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Love to. But you have to do something illegal first.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm normally so good at this...}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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