The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart the Fink content update/Gameplay

Gameplay[edit]

After the user logs in on May 23rd:
	I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
	Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
	What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
	They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
	How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Task: Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay
	Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?
	What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.
	Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!
Task: Make Krusty Refuel His Plane (4h, I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay)
	Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.
	If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.
	So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
	Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?
	I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.
	Better call that banker...
Task: Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank (4h, Krusty Burger)
	I'M WHAT???
	You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
	The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?
	Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!
System Message	Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
	I just love hiding money where no one can find it.
	Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl...
	...
	I have so many clients here in Springfield.
	It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers (4h, Shops) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
	Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again!
	LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!
	whispers Where have you been? It's election season.
	Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments?
	OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER!
	whispers I've never wanted anything more.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
	Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to-
	Oh hello, Chief Wiggum.
	Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
	Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky!
	Have I done something wrong?
	Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do.
	Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor...
	All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege.
	Oh, right. High five!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink (4h, Moe's Tavern)
	This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted.
	Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
	Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways.
	Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease.
	Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar.
	Moe, how long have we known each other?
	'Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...
Task: Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species (8h)
	Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this.
	Stop right there!
	gasp
	You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
	Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you?
	Can too!
	I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it.
	If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty.
	Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool.
Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth (8h)
	Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way?
	Love to. But you have to do something illegal first.
	Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law...
	I'm normally so good at this...
Quest reward: 200 and 20