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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Invasion Before Christmas content update/Act 1 Gameplay
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 1
After the user logs in on December 5th:
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Quest reward: Kang and Kodos
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Once again, our conquest of Earth during their Halloween has failed miserably.
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They think so little of us they didn't even bother to include us in their televised special.
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Why do we always attack on Halloween, anyway? I hate that holiday. So creepy with all the spiders and ghosts.
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Yes, perhaps the Earthlings would be more vulnerable on one of their other holidays. Columbus Day, maybe.
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If we're going to attack on that day, we better hurry. It may not be around for long.
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Task: Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship Task: Make Kang Investigate Other Holidays (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 2
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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I have found the perfect holiday for us to conquer: Christmas.
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It'll be the ideal time to distribute our Invado-Bots. First, we must disguise them as toys.
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What is the point of that, space-moron?
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Because kids will take anything Santa gives them and like it!
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Now, all we have to do is visit the North Pole and command Santa to do our bidding.
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Task: Make Kang Assault Santa Claus (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kodos Prepare for Santa Assimilation (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)
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Surrender, foolish elf! We have ray guns and space saucers.
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I can deliver presents to a billion children in one night and fit down any chimney.
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He's too powerful! Flee!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
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You said, "Surprise me". And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
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If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
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And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
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Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
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No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.
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Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Unlock Santa Kang Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss (6s, Brown House)
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Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
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That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
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No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!
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Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
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Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
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I don't trust this so-called "Santa". Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
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What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
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Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays (6s) Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10] (6s, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Remember last Christmas you got that science kit, Bart?
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I remember throwing it in the trash on Christmas afternoon.
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Well, I salvaged it. And I've used it to analyze your Robo-Funzo. Your "toy" contains a laser weapon, and a countdown timer labeled "days until beginning conquest of Earth".
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Oh, my God! And the Robo-Funzos are everywhere. We have to destroy them!
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After I play with them some more. Funzo! Funzo! Funzo!
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Task: Make Lisa Prepare to Battle to Save Humanity (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Make Bart Play With His Robo-Funzo (6s, Simpson Home) Task: Tap Robo-Funzos [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 20
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I can't get anyone to take the Robo-Funzo threat seriously. Our town is doomed!
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I help those who help themselves.
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Jesus Christ?! You're real?!
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Well, we're living in a town reconstituted after my dad blew it up with a nuclear blast. I guess anything is possible.
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Okay, big guy. Smite the aliens with your blasto-powers.
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Oh, I'll be doing something just as important.
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Task: Place Jesus' Carpentry Shop Task: Craft the Candy Cane Fencing in Jesus' Shop Task: Tap Robo-Funzos [x10]
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Jesus, why won't you destroy the Robo-Funzos? There's more and more of them.
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That is your task. I am the Prince of Peace.
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Looking at the tags on this furniture, I'd also say you're the "Prince of High Prices".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 7
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I think the Robo-Funzos might know we're onto their scheme, Bart. They're activating weapons and marching toward us.
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If I live, it'll make a great college application essay.
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I've something that may help, ahoyvin. I call it the Re-Gifting Machine! It uses electromagnetic pulses to over-load the Robo-Funzos' circuitry.
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After which you can re-gift the non-functional Funzos or toss them in church toy drives for under-privileged Shelbyvillians.
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Task: Place the Re-Gifting Machine Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos Task: Have Lisa Think of the Shelbyville Children (60m, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It looks like the Re-Gifting Machine is a rousing scientific success! With the prize nominations and the university tenuuurrre!
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That's great. Now, if we can just find something else for Lisa to worry about.
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We have to help the other Springfields. Robo-Funzos have started taking over their towns, too!
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And there you have it.
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Task: Tap Robo-Funzos in a Friend's Town Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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We did it! The Robo-Funzos are thinning out!
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I can't believe we managed to wrap everything up in one act. Usually it takes three!
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Well, now that you've said that, I did notice a suspicious new construction site.
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What's so suspicious?
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The sign on the construction fence says: "Coming Soon: New Brick and Mortar Bookstore".
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Alien invasion site or bookstore, they're both equally terrible.
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Task: Make Bart Hate Reading (8h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Lisa Regret Saving Bart (8h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Santa Kang Discover Robo-Funzo Bodies (8h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship Task: Place Rigellian Construction Site
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My beautiful toys, all destroyed. I was just trying to bring a little joy to the planet I plan to subjugate.
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Stop moping. This holiday is saccharine enough as it is.
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System Message
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The Act 1 story is done. Keep expanding your North Pole and destroying Robo-Funzos. Act 2 starts soon.
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Quest reward: 500 and 50
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More Presents
After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 9:
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Task: Collect Rigellian Batteries [x5000] Quest reward: 1/2/3, 100 and 10
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'Twas the Night Before Scratch-Mas
After completing The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4:
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The kids are all getting presents from Santa, but he never brings me anything.
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If you are looking to get something for nothing in this festive season, try my new holiday Scratch-R for a mere $4.99.
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If you believe in Santa, maybe you'll believe it's a good use of your money.
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System Message
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Apu is getting into the spirit of the season with a new Holiday Scratch-R. Take advantage of his generosity while you can!
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Task: Check Out Kwik-E-Mart Scratch-R's Note: Just open the Kwik-E-Mart screen and it'll be done.
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