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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 35 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 35 content update is a content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Gil Gunderson

Level Up Message
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Characters

Image Name Unlock message
100px Patty Tapped Out Patty New Character.png
100px Selma Tapped Out Selma New Character.png
100px Disco Stu Tapped Out Disco Stu New Character.png
Jub-Jub.png Jub-Jub Tapped Out Jub-Jub New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
DMV Tapped Out.png DMV 24h Cash80,000 Losing Documents Level 35
Spinster City Apartments Tapped Out.png Spinster City Apartments 1d 12h Cash130,500 Being Unvisited Patty & Selma Level 35
Stu's Disco Tapped Out.png Stu's Disco 6s Donut180 Spinning Vinyl Disco Stu Level 35
Springfield Pet Shop Tapped Out.png Springfield Pet Shop 6s Donut90 Selling Ferret-like Poodles Jub-Jub Level 35

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Popsicle Stick Patty & Selma.png Popsicle Stick Patty & Selma Cash8,300 Level 35
Tapped Out Popsicle Stick Disco Stu.png Popsicle Stick Disco Stu Cash8,300 Level 35
Tapped Out DMV Limo.png DMV Limo Donut50

Gameplay

Level 35

For the Love of Marge Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Ooh, my favorite dinner -- pork chops!
Marge Not only that, but I wrapped some so you can snack on them when you go bowling. And the wrapping I used is bacon.
Homer What's going on? Am I dying? If I am, you have to tell me! And make me bacon-wrapped brownies!
Marge You're not dying!
Marge Although with your cholesterol, every day is a gift. But the reason I'm being so nice is to thank you in advance...
Marge ...for-letting-Patty-and-Selma- live-with-us-because-they- have-no-where-else-to-go.
Homer Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Homer I'll build them an apartment building. I don't care how much fake money it costs!
Marge Homer, you're so thoughtful and generous!
Homer Yes. I am.
Homer Though... you know I would abandon them in the woods if that was an option, right?
Marge Yes, Sweetie, I know.
The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 1" which is to "Build Spinster City Apartments". It takes 1 day and 12 hours and the player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Build Spinster City Apartments Tapped Out.png
New Characters Tapped Out Selma New Character.png Tapped Out Patty New Character.png

For the Love of Marge Pt. 2

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Feels good to exist again, eh, Selma?
Selma I don't know — the TV here only shows the later MacGyver episodes. They're all post-mullet.
Patty What a godforsaken hellscape.
Selma Hey, I know where we can find a half-dead whale that we can jab in the blubber for laughs.
Patty You mean Homer?
Selma Our secret twin language still works.
The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 2" which is to "Make Patty Visit the Simpson House" and "Make Selma Visit the Simpson House". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,300 and XP310 in reward.

For the Love of Marge Pt. 3

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Hey, Boba-Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can't see the TV. In fact, I can't see that whole half of the house.
Selma And put on a hat. The screen's catching a glare from your chrome-dome.
Homer Grrr...
Homer If you need me, I'll be doing an exterior quest.
The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 3" which is to "Make Patty Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House", "Make Selma Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House", and "Make Homer Play with his myPad (x3)". Patty and Selma task takes 8 hour and Homer task takes 45 seconds. The player receives total Cash659 and XP153 in reward.

For the Love of Marge Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer There, you've watched your stupid show. Now leave!
Patty Ahhh, a good episode of MacGyver is like sex.
Selma 'Cause there's sweating and jerry-rigged contraptions?
Patty That too, but I meant it makes you want a cigarette.
Homer If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom vomiting forever.
The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 4" which is to "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break", "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break", "Make Homer Be Sick". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,900 and XP460 in reward.

Career Aspirations Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Don't you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?
Patty Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There's no DMV anymore, so we don't have jobs.
Selma That's right, so we're just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where'd he go?
Patty There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast.
Selma Yeah, it's like watching a walrus juggle.
Patty I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do.
The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 1" which is to "Build the DMV". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
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Career Aspirations Pt. 2

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Back at the DMV. Let the slow dying begin.
Selma Hey, there were parts of this job we loved. Like that time the line stretched out the door while you stood at your window stapling papers.
Patty I am pretty proud of that.
Selma Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn't even make eye-contact.
Patty I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I "stapled" 'til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting.
Selma A lot of people don't realize -— a big part of this job is mental.
The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 2" which is to "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash650 and XP150 in reward.
Patty Next!
Smithers Finally! This line is so long! Let's get this done quickly -— Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me.
Patty This is gonna be a gooooood day!

Career Aspirations Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Marge! Where's my driver's license?
Marge How would I know?
Homer Because you know where everything is. Remember when I couldn't find my sandwich last week?
Marge I happened to see it in the soap dish when I was cleaning the shower.
Homer Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it.
Marge Sure. It'll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again.
Marge It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory!
Homer We all have our little fantasies!
The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 3" which is to "Make Marge Look for Homer's License". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
Marge I found your license, Homie, but it's expired. You'll have to renew it.
Homer Eh, what's the point? Nobody drives here anymore.
Marge Well, you'd need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a– Hey, where'd he go?
Homer Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!

Career Aspirations Pt. 4

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Selma! Look who's stumbled into our web!
Homer I'm here to renew my license.
Selma You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true!
Patty He's ours to torture for as long as we want!
Homer Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it?
The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Take Driver Training". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.
Selma Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you've passed your four hours road test.
Homer I'm pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend's house.
Selma You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking.

Career Aspirations Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face... *coughs* I think you gave me asthma.
Homer Great. The one thing I had going for me was my sexy, clear airways.
Patty Relax, Lard Hamilton, I'll show you how to fix that.
Patty Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out... Perfect!
Homer What was that flash?
Homer You took my license photo?! C'mon, take a non-drooly one!
Patty Sorry, it's time for our break.
The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 5" which is to "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break" and "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,300 and XP310 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Gross and Grosserer won't get away with treating me like that.
Homer I'll take away something that brings joy to their lives... which is hard to think of, because their lives seem pretty joyless.
Homer ...except for one thing.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 1" which is to "Lobby for Tobacco Control". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,700 and XP160 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Miss Springfield Hey Joe, there's papers and petitions all over your desk and that's where we usually "do it".
Quimby Er, uh, Miss Springfield, might I remind you that I am in the middle of a press conference!
Miss Springfield Oopsie!
Quimby What the young lady meant by "do it" is, er uh, respond to constituant concerns.
Miss Springfield Oh Joe, you're so sexy when you're mayoring!
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 2" which is to "Make Quimby Ban Tobacco". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 3

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty I can't believe it. That giant, talking skin-tag actually got a law passed to ban tobacco.
Selma This can't be happening. I'll run to the store and buy every pack I can get my hands on.
Patty And I will, once again, explain to Marge why she should slowly poison Homer to death.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 3" which is to "Make Patty Point Out Homer's Flaws" and "Make Selma Buy "Lady Laramie 100s"". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash550 and XP120 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 4

After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
Herman Times of prohibition can often prove to be quite profitable...
Herman Especially to those with flexible moral standards and access to firearms.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 4" which is to "Make Herman Import Contraband Tobacco". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum No tobacco? Every teacher, beatnik and ballerina is gonna be going through withdrawal.
Wiggum With everyone feeling so bitchy, I'm gonna have to work twice as hard to keep the peace.
Wiggum I swear the public treats me like I'm some kind of servant.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 5" which is to "Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 6

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty It's been three hours since we ran out of cigarettes. I've never gone this long... even while sleeping!
Selma Here, I rolled some tea in a piece of toilet paper. See how it smokes.
Patty Ugh, it's awful! Even kids at home wouldn't want to try it.
Selma Someone in this town has got to be holding.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 6" which is to "Make Selma Buy Contraband Tobacco". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 7

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum A lot of ex-smokers seem to be taking an interest in military antiques these days. Eh, it's probably nothing.
Wiggum Although if I go home, I'll have to help Ralphie with his homework. And then it's dinner and bathtime and–
Wiggum If only there was something that could occupy my time for the next twenty-four hours.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 7" which is to "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 8

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Oh Miss Springfield! Cabinet meeting, hot tub, now! Swimsuit optional.
Quimby Aaaah! What happened to you?!
Miss Springfield Without cigarettes, I had to turn to a substance I don't normally partake in — food!
Miss Springfield But what's an extra 30 to 40 pounds when you got a love like ours, huh, Pookie-Bear?
Quimby Er, uh, I want to get my Pookie-Bear some cigarettes. Let's jog over there now!
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 8" which is to "Make Quimby Buy Contraband Tobacco". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
Wiggum Hey, Herman can I use your bathroo– OH MY GOD! Crime! Put your hands ub!
Herman Don't you mean, "Put your hands up?"
Wiggum Is that what it is? That makes soooo much more sense. Oh, hey, Mayor Quimby!
Wiggum I mean, Mayor Quimby! Uh, none of this happened and isn't happening now, right?
Quimby Er, uh, basically.


Up In Smoke Pt. 9

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Homie, this tobacco ban has been really hard on my sisters.
Homer I know. I'm pretty stoked about it too.
Marge It was the one thing in their lives that made them happy.
Homer Woo hoo! It's official then — I win!!
Marge It's just... I can't be happy, if my sisters are so unhappy.
Homer *sigh* Okay, I'll try to get the law changed. I guess I can take comfort in the fact that they'll be getting closer to death.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 9" which is to "Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Legalization". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.
Homer Remember how I said I wanted you to ban tobacco? I changed my mind.
Quimby Whatever. I already decided to lift the ban. It made my girlfriend, er uh, blimp out.
Homer Great! But could you say it was kinda my idea?
Homer It would score me some "hubby-points". That's like the premium currency of our marriage.
Quimby What?! And have you be fully responsible for any repercussions that may arise from this rash about-face in policy?
Quimby Oh, all right.

Up In Smoke Pt. 10

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Good people of Springfield, acting on the advice of my newly appointed cigarette czar, Homer Simpson, I am hereby lifting the ban on tobacco.
Quimby So remember, I only did it because Homer told me to do it, unless it turns out great, in which case, it was my idea first.
Quimby Thank you. And smoke 'em if you got 'em.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 10" which is to "Make Quimby Re-Legalize Tobacco". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

Up In Smoke Pt. 11

After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
Patty Homer, as much as it pains us, Selma and I have come to thank you.
Selma We appreciate your getting our cigarettes back. Patty and I have vowed to stop calling you things like: Chubba Gump...
Patty George Plumpton...
Selma Fat Stevens...
Patty Whale Rogers...
Homer Okay, I get it. If it means that you two will finally stop abusing me, I guess it's all been worth it. See ya.
Patty What are you talking about? We're staying for dinner.
Homer You are?
Marge I'm so glad you guys have made peace. It means that Patty and Selma can spend a lot more time with us.
Homer Oh. Goodie.
The player receives "Up In Smoke Pt. 11" which is to "Make Patty Visit the Simpson House", "Make Selma Visit the Simpson House", and "Make Homer Be Sick". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,900 and XP460 in reward.

Disco Stu

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 1

After Built Stu's Disco Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Disco Stu New Character.png
After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Disco Stu is back in the groove!
Disco Stu Unfortunately, he's out of contact lens solution.
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 1" which is to "Make Disco Stu Roller Boogie". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash205 and XP36 in reward.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 2

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Yow! C'mon, everybody! Raise the roof off this mutha!
Apu There will be no raising of roofs and do not refer to my store as a mutha.
Disco Stu Chill, my brown brother, I mean you no ill. I'll just dance in place while I wait for my burrito to heat.
Apu Stop doing the bump with my microwave! You've knocked over the coffee stirrers!
Apu That's it! Turn off that boombox, complete your purchase and leave!
Apu And come again!
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 2" which is to "Build a Kwik-E-Mart" and "Make Apu Break Up the Party". The building task takes 4 hours and the Apu task takes 12 hour. Apu task receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward. The building gives Cash100 and XP10 in reward

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 3

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Disco Stu can see that Springfield sorely needs to shake its groove thangs.
Disco Stu I must let the people know that at Stu's Disco, they are safe to push-push in the proverbial bush.
Disco Stu Disco Stu is throwing the party of the year!
Disco Stu But first, I got to get some of the white stuff... Sugar!
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 3" which is to "Send Disco Stu Get Snacks for the Party". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash360 and XP80 in reward.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu People of Springfield, listen to Stu!
Disco Stu It is your duty to shake your booty!
Disco Stu Also free cover, dollar shots and celebrities have been paid to pretend to have fun in my club. So get up and boogie!
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4" which is to "Make People Go to Stu's Disco (at least 20 persons)". It takes 8 hours.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 5

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Stu, I am a convert. I love disco! The pounding bass, the women gyrating in clingy fabrics.
Apu And I finally get to show off my chest hair with a bunch of gold chains tangled up in there.
Disco Stu I don't like to say "I told you so," but...
Disco Stu Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Soul Train Line to board.
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 5" which is to "Make Disco Stu Boogie Down". It takes 6 hour and the player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 6

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Whoa! Who turned on the lights? Not cool!
Lenny That's the sun coming through the windows. It's seven in the morning.
Disco Stu Oh. I guess the party's over.
Moe Doesn't have to be. C'mon over to my bar and have a breakfast cocktail.
Moe It's just like your place but instead of music there's, whatcha-call-it, desperation.
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 6" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Disco Stu Drink at Moe's". It takes 8 hours for Disco Stu's task and the player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 7

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Whatdya know? It's already time to open the disco for another night of funkiness!
Disco Stu Disco Stu really should've snuck in a disco nap after staying up all last disco night.
Disco Stu I'll just mix up a cocktail of Red Bull and Lifesavers. I call it "The Bull Ring."
Disco Stu Party people, it's about to go off! I-I-I-I-I love to love me, baby!
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 7" which is to "Make Disco Stu Work a shift at Stu's Disco". It takes 12 hour and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Saturday Night Fever Pt. 8

After tapping on Disco Stu's exclamation mark
Disco Stu Last night, something inside Disco Stu kind of broke.
Disco Stu In the middle of a Grace Jones medley, I realized I was dead inside. Deader than the fish in my platform shoes.
Disco Stu It's time to look at my life and figure out what it's all about.
The player receives "Saturday Night Fever Pt. 8" which is to "Make Disco Stu Boogie Down with God". It takes 24 hour and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.

Jub-Jub

Much Ado About Jub Jub

After Built Springfield Pet Shop Tapped Out.png
New Character Tapped Out Jub-Jub New Character.png
After tapping on Selma's exclamation mark
Selma Oh Jub-Jub, I know it's cliché to use a pet as a child substitute... but I really do think of you as my baby!
Jub-Jub Hiiissssss!
Selma A baby who will eat my remains when I die alone in my apartment.
Jub-Jub Hss...
The player receives "Much Ado About Jub Jub" which is to "Make Selma Cuddle Jub-Jub". It takes 6 hour and the player receives total Cash325 and XP65 in reward.