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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Easter 2014 content update

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The forty-ninth content update, known as the "Easter 2014 Event" for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on April 15, 2014.

Easter 2014's Artwork
Easter 2014's App Icon
Easter 2014 Guide

Contents

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Tapped Out Rabbit 24601.png Bunny #24601 300px
Egg Council Guy.png Egg Council Guy Tapped Out Egg Council Guy New Character.png
Hugs Bunny.png Hugs Bunny Tapped Out Unlock Hugs Bunny.png
Father Sean.png Father Sean Tapped Out Father Sean Unlock.png
Shary Bobbins.png Shary Bobbins Tapped Out Shary Bobbins Unlocked.png
Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior.png Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior Tapped Out Unlock Chirpy Boy Bart Jr.png
Crazy Cat Lady.png Crazy Cat Lady Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady New Character.png
Mojo.png Mojo Helper Monkey Tapped Out Unlock Mojo Helper Monkey.png

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Easter Banner.png Easter Banner Cash.png12,500
Tapped Out Pastel Picket Fence.png Pastel Picket Fence 100px
Gold Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Float.png Easter Float Cash.png15,000
Tapped Out Kodos Topiary.png Kodos Topiary 100px
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png15)
Tapped Out Kang Topiary.png Kang Topiary 100px
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png15)
Tapped Out Natural Faberge Egg.png Natural Faberge Egg Donut Tapped Out.png100
Tapped Out Sumatran Century Flower.png Sumatran Century Flower Donut Tapped Out.png75
Tapped Out Easter Gate.png Easter Gate 100px
Gold Easter Box
(or Donut Tapped Out.png40)
Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png Beach Towel and Umbrella 100px
Blue Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Tree.png Easter Tree 100px
Blue Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Pond.png Easter Pond 100px
Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Egg Pile.png Easter Egg Pile 100px
Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence 100px100px
Blue or Pink Easter Box
Tapped Out Frinkthetic Egg Generator 1.png Frinkthetic Egg Generator 1 Donut Tapped Out.png40
Tapped Out Frinkthetic Egg Generator 2.png Frinkthetic Egg Generator 2 Donut Tapped Out.png75

Buildings

Image Name Costs
Blocko Store Tapped Out.png Blocko Store 100px
Blue Easter Box
Johnny Fiestas Tapped Out.png Johnny Fiestas 100px
Pink Easter Box
Crazy Cat House Tapped Out.png Crazy Cat House Donut Tapped Out.png180
Fireworks Candy and Puppies Tapped Out.png Fireworks Candy and Puppies Donut Tapped Out.png60
Banana Dictatorship Tapped Out.png Banana Dictatorship 100px
Gold Easter Box

Easter Boxes

In your Springfield, you zap bunnies to earn blue or pink eggs. One bunny generates every five minutes, with a maximum of 40 bunnies in your town at one time. The Bunny Stunner is activated when you tap and hold, and it stuns any bunny within proximity of your finger. You can also get eggs in your friends' towns by tapping on their buildings. The first 30 taps give you 5 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 4 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 2 eggs per tap, and the remaining 180 taps give you 1 egg per tap.

There are three types of Easter boxes, blue, pink, and gold. Once you collect 500 eggs of a certain color, you receive an Easter box for that color. The blue and pink eggs come from the bunnies, while the gold eggs are prizes from the blue and pink Easter boxes.

Players of the update are divided into two groups, the pink group and the blue group. Those in the pink group receive a majority of pink eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding pink eggs. Those in the blue group receive a majority of blue eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding blue eggs. There is no gold group. The odds for a box depend on which group you are in.

Easter baskets

Easter baskets can be obtained through donuts or by zapping bunnies. Once you place an Easter basket, a friend can place 100 eggs of one color (blue or pink) into that basket, and receive 50 eggs of the other color in exchange. A maximum of 400 eggs can be placed in a basket for exchange, and once that happens, the basket disappears. The owner of the basket will receive the 400 eggs placed in the basket. Baskets only work for one-way exchanges; blue to pink baskets only work in that direction, and vice-versa.

Image Name Costs
Blue Egg Basket Tapped Out.png Blue Egg Basket Donut Tapped Out.png10
0.3% chance from bunny drop
Pink Egg Basket Tapped Out.png Pink Egg Basket Donut Tapped Out.png10
0.3% chance from bunny drop

Store

Image Name Costs
550 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
1700 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
4550 Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
550 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
1700 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
4550 Pink Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Pink Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
5700 Pink and Blue Eggs Tappped Out.png 5700 Pink and Blue Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png100
550 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 550 Golden Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png15
(only from May 8)
1700 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 1700 Golden Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png25
(only from May 8)
4550 Golden Eggs Tappped Out.png 4550 Gold Eggs Donut Tapped Out.png50
(only from May 8)

Prizes

Pink Easter Box

  • Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
  • Blocko Store cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds
Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior.png Chirpy Boy and Bart Junior
(or BlueEgg.png250)
2% 5%
Blocko Store Tapped Out.png Blocko Store
(or BlueEgg.png250)
3% 5%
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence 20% 20%
Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png Beach Towel and Umbrella 15% 12.5%
Tapped Out Easter Tree.png Easter Tree 15% 12.5%
Tapped Out 100 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png100 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45%
Tapped Out 300 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png300 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0%

Blue Easter Box

  • The Egg Council Guy cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
  • Johnny Fiestas cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds
Egg Council Guy.png Egg Council Guy
(or PinkEgg.png250)
5% 2%
Johnny Fiestas Tapped Out.png Johnny Fiestas
(or PinkEgg.png250)
5% 3%
Tapped Out Easter Pond.png Easter Pond 12.5% 15%
Tapped Out Easter Egg Pile.png Easter Egg Pile 12.5% 15%
Tapped Out Easter Fence.png Easter Fence 20% 20%
Tapped Out 100 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png100 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0%
Tapped Out 300 Gold Eggs.png GoldEgg.png300 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45%

Gold Easter Box

  • Shary Bobbins cannot be awarded before 20 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
  • Hugs Bunny is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
  • Father Sean is guaranteed at 50 boxes.
  • Bunny #24601 is guaranteed at 20 boxes.
  • Banana Dictatorship is guaranteed at 15 boxes.
Image Name Odds
Hugs Bunny.png Hugs Bunny 3%
Father Sean.png Father Sean 5%
Shary Bobbins.png Shary Bobbins 2%
Tapped Out Rabbit 24601.png Bunny #24601 12%
Banana Dictatorship Tapped Out.png Banana Dictatorship 16%
Tapped Out Easter Gate.png Easter Gate 17%
Tapped Out Kodos Topiary.png Kodos Topiary 7%
Tapped Out Kang Topiary.png Kang Topiary 7%
Tapped Out Pastel Picket Fence.png Pastel Picket Fence 31%

Gameplay

Easter

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1

After the player logs in
Homer Whaaaaack...ing....day...whack...ing...day.....
Willie Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day!
Apu WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!
Homer WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?
Lisa ...
Homer Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan.
Homer But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snack with... and that's all.
Willie I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama...
Apu Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself.
Homer In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day", "Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day", and "Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day". It takes 24 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer

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...
Homer Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?
Willie By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye.
Lisa Willie, you wouldn't!
Willie Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and...
Willie Ach! I canneh wack them.
Professor Frink And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible -- the Bunny Stunner!
Professor Frink Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body.
Lisa How is that humane?
Professor Frink They've very few amps.
Homer Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2" which is to "Humanely Zap Bunnies (x10)".
Homer I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again.
Homer It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs?
Homer You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?
Lisa So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket.
Lisa It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system.
Homer Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaning innocence with all your strenght, little girl.
Lisa Okay, will do. Phew.
Homer Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs". It takes 12 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned
Ned Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!
Lisa Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction.
Lisa Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode.
Lisa Once again, we see evidence of the fludity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment.
Ned So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?
Lisa I suppose...
Ned Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ned Hunt Bunnies". It takes 16 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer
Grampa I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt.
Homer Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--
Grampa We were pushing through the undernush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit the indigenous people called "El Guapo."
Homer Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--
Grampa I spotted El Guapo up ahed. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?"
Homer That's a cartoon and--
Grampa I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season.
Grampa Imagine my shock!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" which is to "Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu
Apu Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?
Lisa A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?
Apu You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?
Apu That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk.
Apu Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%.
Apu And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter". It takes 8 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer
Homer Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!
Ned Not to niptick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord.
Homer Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?
Ned You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?
Homer I like the part when we all shake hands and wish each other well.
Homer It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice.
Homer Like, you say "Peach be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell."
Homer And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is.
Ned Homer, I... I have to... go... now.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7" which is to "Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner". It takes 4 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!
Cletus I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl.
Cletus As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kind, I know genetic oopies like this happed every day.
Cletus There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg.
Lisa You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?
Cletus I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm" and It takes 4 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?
Skinner Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs.
Skinner Quench your thirst for knowledge on those.
Skinner And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit.
Lisa Principal Skinner!
Skinner I souldn't have said that, should I?
Lisa Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs.
Skinner Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here.
Skinner Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was waste of good food that I'd never find anyway...
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elemantary" and "Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder.
Lisa Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."

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DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Lisa WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?

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I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.

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SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Lisa FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10" which is to "Make Lisa Follow the Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer
Homer Here bunny... *zap*whoo, an egg! Here bunny...
Barney Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years.
Moe Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real.
Barney Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!
Moe Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart.
Moe Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice". It takes 1 day and 8 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa Milhouse, I need your help.
Milhouse Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a word-class chicken.
Milhouse Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable.
Lisa Come on, Milhouse. Live a little.
Milhouse I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now.
Lisa I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger.
Lisa If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on.
Milhouse I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12" which is to "Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa I've tracked the egg shipment to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind the evil pot!
Milhouse Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?
Lisa Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?
Milhouse Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball."
Lisa Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13" which is to "Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building". It takes 8 hours.
Milhouse There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!
Lisa Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!
Milhouse I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out.
Lisa Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong.
Milhouse ...
Lisa I am TOO smarter!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer
Homer Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine...
Bart Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.
Homer Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume.
Bart Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.
Homer What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.
Homer Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.
Homer According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14" which is to "Buy another Easter Box".

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15

After tapping on Bart
Bart Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting.
Lisa Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said...
Bart Oh my God, it's got my sister, too.
Bart Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark an a massive crime spree. To the spary paint store!
Lisa Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is.
Bart To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15" which is to "Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy". It takes 4 hours.
Comic Book Guy You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48!
Bart That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior.
Comic Book Guy What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety...
Comic Book Guy "D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach."
Lisa *sigh*"Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murhpy's only album!
Bart If this mystery involes jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell.
Comic Book Guy Seconded! Horrible, horrible music.
Lisa For your information, jazz is America's--
Comic Book Guy --only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred.
Bart Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz.
Lisa I really don't understand this hatred for America's--
Bart ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!
Bart IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END.
Bart Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions.
Bart But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16" which is to "Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gumps Murphy Album". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman.
Lisa In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs...
Bart Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?
Lisa But Farberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one.
Lisa As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits!
Lisa It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower". It takes 24 hours.

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BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.
Lisa BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?

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WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.

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YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!
Lisa WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?

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NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.

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WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!
Professor Frink It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin.
Lisa But why reach out to me?
Professor Frink Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt.
Professor Frink Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly linbidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word.
Professor Frink It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild.
Lisa And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.
The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". It takes 8 hours.
Mr. Burns Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.
Mr. Burns And it easn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys.
Mr. Burns But there's on kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one.
Mr. Burns And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one.
Lisa So that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize.
Homer Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need.
Mr. Burns Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful.
Homer Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game.
Mr. Burns Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!
Message All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the exlusive Natural Faberge Egg.
Message Or, if you're completetly, utterly sick of death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.

Easter Basket

After the player has placing an Easter Basket
Homer Huh? Where did this basket come from?
Professor Frink An incredibly stupid question I will be delighted to answer! That is the bleeding edge of modern egg exchange technology.
Homer So... a basket that holds eggs? Ooh, what an incredible time we live in!
Professor Frink It's for holding, processing, tabulating and more!
Professor Frink Just put out a basket and any visitor can input eggs of the matching color. When the basket is full, you can collect its contents.
Professor Frink For each donation, your friends get a return of eggs of another color!
Professor Frink The trade is not equal, however.
Professor Frink As the saying goes, you can't make an egg exchange without getting a little bit ripped off. Or words to that effect. Glayvin.

Sucking Out

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa What are you even going to do with all these eggs, Dad?
Homer Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things.
Homer It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers!
Homer But why are we talking, when we could be collecting?

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Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them.

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Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world.
Homer Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet...
Lisa Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time?
Homer Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself.
Lisa But they're random prizes, Dad? What if you just get a bunch of fences?
Homer Hey yeah, I hate winning fences!

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If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts.
Homer 15 donuts?! Holy crap! I love winning fences!!!
The player receives "Sucking Out" which is to "Buy and Easter Box" and "Place Easter Fences (x50)".

Priming the Pan

After tapping on Homer
Homer Chasing bunnies is wearing me out! I wish I could snap my fingers and make piles of Easter Eggs appear.
Professor Frink Well, now you can! With my new, state-of-the-art egg-generating technology!
Professor Frink I give you... The Frink-thetic Egg Generator!
Homer That's a lot of blinking lights.
Professor Frink They do nothing, but they scream "high tech." Idiot customers insist on them.
Homer Do we ever!
Professor Frink Go ahead, give it a whirl.
The player receives "Priming the Pan" which is to "Place the Frink-thetic Egg Generator".
Lisa Professor Frink, I don't mean to pry, but why do you have all these bunny- and egg-related devices on hand?
Professor Frink Just what are you implying? All my research is highly ethical, notoriously unsuspicious, and infamously intrigue-free!
Lisa That was... and odd way to phrase that.
Professor Frink Good Glayvin! I think I left a bunsen burner on back at the lab! Must go!
Lisa Professor Frink! Wait!

1+1=1

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" is completed
Ralph If you sit on an Easter Egg, it hatches and makes a Tooth Fairy!
Ralph That's why it's important to sit on every egg you see. Otherwise a Tooth Fairy dies.
The player receives "1+1=1" which is to "Build Wiggum House" and "Make Ralph Collect Easter Egg Count". It takes 16 hours

Cutting Out the Middle Man

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" is completed
Nelson I ain't got time to chase bunnies around for eggs!
Nelson I'm going straight to the source!
The player receives "Cutting Out the Middle Man" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build the Muntz House" and "Make Nelson Raid Bird Nets". It takes 16 hours

Easter Box Prizes

Banana Dictatorship

Tropical Thunder
The player receives "Tropical Thunder" which is to "Build the Banana Dictatorship". It takes 24 hours.
Homer Banana Dictatorship?!
Homer I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."

Blocko Store

Hip To Be Cubical
The player receives "Hip To Be Cubical" which is to "Build the Blocko Store". It takes 24 hours.
Milhouse Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Milhouse The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!

Father Sean

White Collar Hero Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer
Homer I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before those rightful Sons of Anarchy shows up!
Father Sean Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike.
Homer Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!
Father Sean Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday morning at St. Thomas More church.
Homer Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.
Homer I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand.
Father Sean Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday!
Homer Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 1" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 12 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer
Homer Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now.
Ned What truly horrible news!
Homer It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.
Homer On Sundays we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine...
Homer And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.
Homer But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.
Ned Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 2" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 8 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer
Homer Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope."
Homer How twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.
Ned Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.
Homer Out with it, stupid Flanders!
Ned The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
Homer Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!
Father Sean Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage.
Homer Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie!
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Ban". It takes 1 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 4
After tapping on Father Sean
Father Sean I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.
Homer I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants...
Homer ...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.
Father Sean But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.
Homer Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting!
Father Sean I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 4" which is to "Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool". It takes 4 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 5
After tapping on Father Sean
Father Sean Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven.
Homer What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?
Father Sean Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true...
Homer So I can sin all I want, then just before I croaks, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?
Father Sean Uhhhhhhhhh...
Homer Loophole!
Father Sean You're not really appreciating the spirot of the ting...
Homer Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.
The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 5" which is to "Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson". It takes 24 hours.

Hugs Bunny

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer
Homer Look, Tapped Out players! It's the Easter Bunny!
Hugs Bunny Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Homer Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
Homer Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
Homer Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Hugs Bunny As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer
Homer Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Hugs Bunny I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Hugs Bunny I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Homer Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Hugs Bunny There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Hugs Bunny See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Hugs Bunny Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Homer I believe in you, Hugs!
Hugs Bunny Well, I don't.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party". It takes 4 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Hugs Bunny Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Homer Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
Hugs Bunny If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Homer A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
Homer Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
Hugs Bunny Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation". It takes 24 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer
Homer Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
Hugs Bunny Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
Homer See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Homer They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Homer Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
Homer Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Hugs Bunny You idiot!
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall" and "Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer". It takes 8 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
After tapping on Hugs Bunny
Judge Snyder Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Judge Snyder I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Hugs Bunny ...
Homer Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Hugs Bunny I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children". It takes 12 hours.

Shary Bobbins

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned
Ned Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Homer I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
Homer Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
Homer Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
Ned No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
Ned Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Homer Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
Ned But Homer... she's dead.
Homer Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
Ned You don't mean... BLACK magic?
Homer No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
Homer Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
Homer Hey Marge! Do we have any goat's blood or eyes of newt? Flanders wants me to do black magic!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic". It takes 8 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Shary Bobbins I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
Rod Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
Todd Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Shary Bobbins Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
Rod I feel a song coming on...
Shary Bobbins BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Shary Bobbins BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song". It takes 4 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
After tapping on Shary Bobbins

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Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Shary Bobbins You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Shary Bobbins Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Shary Bobbins And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun?
Rod You're scaring me, British lady.
Shary Bobbins NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Shary Bobbins NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds". It takes 60 minutes.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
After tapping on Shary Bobbins
Todd Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Ned Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
Ned ...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Shary Bobbins Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Ned Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
Shary Bobbins I've been meaning to update those.
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Shary Bobbins Update her References". It takes 12 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned
Ned Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
Shary Bobbins Are you firing me?
Ned "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
Shary Bobbins I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Shary Bobbins If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Shary Bobbins Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella". It takes 24 hours.

Johnny Fiestas

After the player builds Johnny Fiestas
Marge Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
Lisa What is their food like?
Marge I have no memory of their food...
The player receives "Mexican-Themed Hat Dance". It takes 24 hours to build and the player receives BlueEgg.png250 and XP.png10

Crazy Cat Lady

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa
Lisa Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!
Crazy Cat Lady Aiiririarrr!
Lisa Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?
Crazy Cat Lady Gruiirahgruuugh!
Lisa I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babbie lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!
Crazy Cat Lady Flumliilirajodamogh!
Lisa Ow! Cats hurt, you know.
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats". It takes 12 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Crazy Cat Lady Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!
Lisa Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad.
Professor Frink Perhaps I can be of assistance!
Professor Frink I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely-person.
Lisa Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?
Professor Frink Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!
Lisa Ew.
Professor Frink It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do...
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)". It takes 4 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Professor Frink You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.
Crazy Cat Lady Blauidiioeummmmaaah!
Professor Frink Good glayvin, you're intoxicating.
Lisa That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?
Professor Frink I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.
Professor Frink But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator.
Professor Frink Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin.
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat". It takes 8 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Crazy Cat Lady Aiisenbloooossunaaai!
Lisa Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!
Professor Frink I believe the translation is coming through now...
Crazy Cat Lady ...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!...
Lisa Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?
Crazy Cat Lady ...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!
Lisa Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.
Crazy Cat Lady CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently". It takes 60 minutes.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady
Crazy Cat Lady CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!
Lisa *sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.
Crazy Cat Lady CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.
Crazy Cat Lady THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.
Crazy Cat Lady SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!
Crazy Cat Lady FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!
The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Plan a Cat Revolution". It takes 24 hours.