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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart the Fink content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay
Offshore Fun
Offshore Fun Pt. 1
After the user logs in on May 23rd:
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I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
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Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
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What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
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They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
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How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Task: Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay
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Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Offshore Fun Pt. 2
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?
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What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.
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Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!
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Task: Make Krusty Refuel His Plane (4h, I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay)
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Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.
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If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.
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So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Offshore Fun Pt. 3
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?
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I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.
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Better call that banker...
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Task: Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank (4h, Krusty Burger)
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I'M WHAT???
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You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
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The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?
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Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!
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Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium Gameplay
Savings Haven
Savings Haven Pt. 1
After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
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I just love hiding money where no one can find it.
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Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl...
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I have so many clients here in Springfield.
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It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart.
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Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers (4h, Shops) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Savings Haven Pt. 2
After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again!
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LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!
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*whispers* Where have you been? It's election season.
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Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments?
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OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER!
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*whispers* I've never wanted anything more.
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Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to-
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Oh hello, Chief Wiggum.
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Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Savings Haven Pt. 3
After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
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Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky!
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Have I done something wrong?
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Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do.
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Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor...
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All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege.
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Oh, right. High five!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted.
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Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Savings Haven Pt. 4
After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
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Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways.
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Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease.
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Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar.
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Moe, how long have we known each other?
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‘Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...
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Task: Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species (8h)
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Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this.
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Stop right there!
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*gasp*
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You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Savings Haven Pt. 5
After tapping on Cayman Island Banker's exclamation mark:
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Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you?
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Can too!
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I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it.
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If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty.
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Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool.
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Task: Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth (8h)
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Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way?
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Love to. But you have to do something illegal first.
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Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law...
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I'm normally so good at this...
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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