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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2018 content update/Gameplay

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Bird-Brained Schemes

After the user logs in on November 14th:
Homer Oh man, I got a great deal on this Thanksgiving turkey -- it weighs 90 pounds!
Lisa You didn’t get a deal, you got an Emu.
Homer Is that like a Groupon?
Lisa No, it’s a vicious bird!
Homer Yeah, a delicious bird.
Lisa Ugh, why do you keep misinterpreting everything I say?!
Homer Because this giant turkey keeps squawking!
Lisa It’s an Emu, and you have to return it!
Task: Make Homer "Return" Thanksgiving "Turkey" (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House)

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Emu-vin’ on up! A wild Emu has been living in the Retirement Castle for over a week.

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After inspecting its cramped living conditions, officials say the Emu and residents can no longer be categorized as “Free Range".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Moe Ah, my favorite time of the month: Calendar Flipping Day.
Moe This calendar next to it to lets me know when to flip the page.
Homer Wow, the whole month of November, and not one social event written down. Not even Thanksgiving dinner.
Moe Yeah, I keep my life extra lonely to, uh, save on ink...
Moe Yeah, sure. I'm living the American Dream.
Homer I think I understand what you’re hinting at, Moe.
Moe You do?
Homer Sure! You’re more than welcome to use my pen in case someone invites you over!
Task: Make Homer Ignore Moe's Cry for Help (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Prep Meals [x50]
Moe Least I can use the pen to sign the foreclosure papers on my house.
Moe Aw nuts, it doesn’t work.
Morty Speaking of not working, retired life is treating me great!
Moe How’d you get in here?!
Marv Also speaking of not working, your lock is broken.
Minnie Dad already used that set-up, dummy!
Moe Now my whole family's here?! And they’re doing shtick?!
Moe This is worse than spending every waking moment of my existence alone.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Moe And here I thought making this bar look family-friendly would've scared you rodents off.
Morty Why would you start a "family business" without involving your family?
Moe ‘Cause none of your business!
Morty But I know all the ins and outs: stab your enemy and move the knife in and out.
Moe I don’t got time to talk to youse. I gotta do something much less off-putting: clean the terlets.
Task: Make Moe Avoid His Family (4h, Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag)
Task: Prep Meals [x100]
Moe I thought bringing back Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag would bring families to me on the holidays.
Moe Instead all I get are these childless millennials that only order avocado toast.
Moe Eh, at least I can pass off these spoiled potatoes as avocados.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Homer, what I’m about to say isn’t easy for me...
Homer You’re leaving me?! Please, baby, I can change!
Homer Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t change. You’re better off without me--
Marge I’m not leaving! I was going to say you should invite Moe to Thanksgiving!
Homer Oh.
Marge Glad to know you’d give up on our marriage so fast...
Homer Baby, I can change! Actually, maybe you’re better off--
Marge Just ask Moe to dinner!
Task: Make Moe Spend Thanksgiving at the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Prep Meals [x250]
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4

After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
Minnie This is quite a lovely event you’ve planned, Marge. Where’d you hire these tiny butlers?
Marge They’re my children.
Minnie You think I could book ‘em for my Uncensored Russian Dash Cam Car Accident movie night?
Bart I start at fifty dollars a day, plus expenses.
Marge No! Minnie, why don’t you help me in the kitchen?
Minnie I don’t cook -- I usually drink my dinner -- but I suppose I could learn to do both.
Task: Make Minnie Drink and Help Marge in the Kitchen (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Prep Meals [x200]
Minnie I gotta tell ya, I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.
Marge You must have some skills. Have you ever peeled a carrot or diced an onion?
Minnie I’ve peeled out in a car after cheating at dice against a guy named Onion...
Marge Kinda convenient the guy’s name was Onion...
Marge Let’s just start with some stirring.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Moe Everything is delicious, Midge! What’s your secret?
Marge Ask your sister. She was quite the helper!
Moe Wow, Minnie, I’m impressed. I woulda thought you’d be in there cookin’ up drugs or something!
Minnie I was!
Moe Whaaaaa?
Minnie When Marge turned her back, I stirred some pot in the pot.
Homer That, and only that, explains why I’ve already eaten four helpings!
Moe Minnie, you ruined dinner! That’s it, put your loafers up!
Task: Make Minnie and Moe Have a Shoe Fight (8h, Mattress King Dinner Table, Moe)
Task: Prep Meals [x300]
Marge Stop! You’re getting shoe polish on my good napkins!
Moe Sorry about that, Midge. We Szyslaks have our own code of justice.
Marge Does it always involve shoe-slapping?!
Moe Yes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge This is terrible! All the Thanksgiving food has been spiked. Plus Minnie put drugs in the dinner before the shoe-fight.
Marge Oh no, the kids!
Minnie Relax, I didn’t put any pot in the kid’s food.
Marge Phew...
Minnie I put ADD meds in theirs.
Bart I just wrote essays about the first through tenth Thanksgivings!
Homer Who cares about the boy’s education -- where are we going to get food?!
Moe Well, we could go to the saddest place in town...
Homer The homeless food pantry?
Moe Sadder. The Taste of Springfield Festival on Thanksgiving day.
Task: Make Simpsons Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival
Task: Make Szyslaks Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival)
On job start:
Marge This is awful. Our Thanksgiving tradition is ruined!
Homer Look, they do wine tasting.
Marge Ooh, maybe I can become one of those acceptable alcoholic moms!
Marge Hooray for new Thanksgiving traditions!
On job end:
Moe Well, Minnie, you found a way to put your own twist on Thanksgiving.
Moe It was violent, rage-filled, and borderline illegal, but ain’t that what this holiday is really about?
Homer And you brought our family closer together...
Bart We’re taking turns holding Mom’s hair back while she barfs up all that wine!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Recipe for Criticism

Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1

After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
Minnie That Taste of Springfield festival inspired me!
Minnie If those bozos can make a living cooking food, so can I!
Minnie Marge taught me how to stir, but there’s gotta be more to it than that...
Lunchlady Dora No, it’s mostly stirring. And some slopping. And lots of yelling at people to eat the food.
Minnie Yeah, but you’re not making the big bucks.
Minnie I’ll learn to cook from the same place I get my medical treatment: the Internet.
Task: Make Minnie Learn to Cook (4h)
Minnie Cooking is a hassle. I’ve got flour all over my face and I wasn’t even cooking with it!
Minnie I need to try a different approach.
Minnie I’ll become a chef the Szyslak way.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recipe for Criticism Pt. 2

After completing Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1:
Minnie Please, you’ve got to teach me about being a chef.
Krusty Me? It's been years since I touched a pan...and that was to smack Julia Child when she got handsy during a segment on Carson.
Minnie Exactly! You don’t cook, yet your name’s on everything from the burgers to the toilet paper.
Krusty That's cause they're made from the same stuff.
Krusty All right, I’ll teach you everything I know!
Task: Reach Level 7 and Place Krusty Burger
Task: Make Krusty teach Minnie About the Restaurant Business (1h, Krusty Burger, Minnie)
Minnie Wow, that really didn’t take long at all.
Minnie Like, a shockingly short amount of time.
Krusty Turns out I don’t really know anything.
Minnie You’re worthless!
Krusty Hey! Now you’re getting the hang of running a restaurant! Screaming at people who are trying their best!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recipe for Criticism Pt. 3

After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
Minnie Stupid online lessons and know-nothing clown.
Minnie I just want to bring people joy through food, which I hate and have no passion for! Why is this so hard?!
Luigi Why don’t you try some of my pasta? Best in town!
Minnie Wow, this takes my mind off my troubles... and puts it on how bad this pasta is!
Luigi But... it’s my momma’s secret recipe!
Luigi She taught me you poke holes in the plastic before you put it in the microwave.
Task: Make Minnie Leave a Bad Online Review (12h, Luigi's or Brown House)
Minnie Wow, telling that guy his food is terrible really picked up my spirits.
Minnie Although I do feel bad about badmouthing his dear old mother on the Internet...
Minnie Because she doesn’t go online, so she won’t know how bad I trashed her!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recipe for Criticism Pt. 4

After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
Minnie Man, my post about Luigi’s is blowing up faster than The Hindenburg...
Minnie ...that German restaurant I also trashed online.
Minnie Face it: I was never gonna be a master chef. Cooking just isn't a skill I was born with.
Minnie But tearing down people’s dreams with my words?
Minnie I'm a natural!
Task: Make Minnie Become a Social Media Food Critic (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Minnie I thought I’d be good at this, but I never dreamed I’d be great.
Minnie Unfortunately I’m too great. The restaurants I reviewed all went out of business.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Recipe for Criticism Pt. 5

After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
Minnie What will I do now? I don’t know how to cook, I can’t trash other people’s cooking...
Minnie Guess my career in the food business is over.
Luigi Good riddance! When momma catches up with you, she’s gonna drive you outta town!
Minnie Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!
Luigi Don’t hurt momma, she’s-a all talk!
Minnie No, I’m going to get a job driving around making food deliveries!
Task: Make Minnie Work For A Food Delivery App (24h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Minnie This is great! I get to eat all the loose french fries I want, infuriate people by being late...
Minnie And when I’m bored, I’ll screw up people’s orders on purpose.
Minnie I love the food biz!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Golden Opportunity

Golden Opportunity Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 20th (if the user doesn't have all items in the Gold Mystery Box) and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Marge, kids, come quick!
Marge What's wrong? Is it the big one? Are you finally having the stroke your doctor has been warning you about?
Homer Well that might be happening too, but check this out... I got a Golden Token in the mail!
Homer I guess that means I either inherited a golden coin factory, or we're about to be pulled into a charming fantasy story.
Lisa The note says you can spend it on a Golden Mystery box.
Homer Oh. Well at least we won't have to read a bunch of text.
System Message You have recieved a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward!
Quest reward: Mystery Box Token1
Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
System Message More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles!
System Message Purchase Donuts to earn unique items, including a Donut-generating Lard Lad Factory!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Golden Opportunity Pt. 2

After the user logs in on November 28th, after completing Golden Opportunity Pt.1, if the user has Mystery Box Token1 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer The Golden Mystery Box is gone.
Bart What are you gonna do with the tokens?
Homer I tried using them in a payphone to see if I could travel back in time like Bill & Ted, but instead I just traveled back in time like stupid Doctor Who.
Lisa Wait, are you saying the tokens give you the power to harness time travel--
Homer Ooh, I can trade them in for donuts!
System Message Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Golden Opportunity Pt. 3

After completing Golden Opportunity Pt. 2 if the user has Mystery Box Token1:
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10