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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2018 content update/Gameplay
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Thanksgiving
Bird-Brained Schemes
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Ah, my favorite time of the month: Calendar Flipping Day.
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This calendar next to it to lets me know when to flip the page.
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Wow, the whole month of November, and not one social event written down. Not even Thanksgiving dinner.
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Yeah, I keep my life extra lonely to, uh, save on ink...
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Yeah, sure. I'm living the American Dream.
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I think I understand what you’re hinting at, Moe.
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You do?
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Sure! You’re more than welcome to use my pen in case someone invites you over!
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Task: Make Homer Ignore Moe's Cry for Help (4h, Simpson House) Task: Prep Meals [x50]
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Least I can use the pen to sign the foreclosure papers on my house.
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Aw nuts, it doesn’t work.
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Morty
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Speaking of not working, retired life is treating me great!
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How’d you get in here?!
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Marv
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Also speaking of not working, your lock is broken.
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Minnie
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Dad already used that set-up, dummy!
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Now my whole family's here?! And they’re doing shtick?!
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This is worse than spending every waking moment of my existence alone.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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And here I thought making this bar look family-friendly would've scared you rodents off.
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Morty
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Why would you start a "family business" without involving your family?
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‘Cause none of your business!
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Morty
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But I know all the ins and outs: stab your enemy and move the knife in and out.
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I don’t got time to talk to youse. I gotta do something much less off-putting: clean the terlets.
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Task: Make Moe Avoid His Family (4h, Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag) Task: Prep Meals [x100]
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I thought bringing back Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag would bring families to me on the holidays.
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Instead all I get are these childless millennials that only order avocado toast.
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Eh, at least I can pass off these spoiled potatoes as avocados.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Homer, what I’m about to say isn’t easy for me...
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You’re leaving me?! Please, baby, I can change!
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Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t change. You’re better off without me--
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I’m not leaving! I was going to say you should invite Moe to Thanksgiving!
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Oh.
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Glad to know you’d give up on our marriage so fast...
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Baby, I can change! Actually, maybe you’re better off--
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Just ask Moe to dinner!
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Task: Make Moe Spend Thanksgiving at the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House) Task: Prep Meals [x250] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4
After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
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Minnie
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This is quite a lovely event you’ve planned, Marge. Where’d you hire these tiny butlers?
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They’re my children.
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Minnie
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You think I could book ‘em for my Uncensored Russian Dash Cam Car Accident movie night?
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I start at fifty dollars a day, plus expenses.
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No! Minnie, why don’t you help me in the kitchen?
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Minnie
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I don’t cook -- I usually drink my dinner -- but I suppose I could learn to do both.
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Task: Make Minnie Drink and Help Marge in the Kitchen (4h, Simpson House) Task: Prep Meals [x200]
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Minnie
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I gotta tell ya, I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.
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You must have some skills. Have you ever peeled a carrot or diced an onion?
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Minnie
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I’ve peeled out in a car after cheating at dice against a guy named Onion...
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Kinda convenient the guy’s name was Onion...
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Let’s just start with some stirring.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Everything is delicious, Midge! What’s your secret?
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Ask your sister. She was quite the helper!
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Wow, Minnie, I’m impressed. I woulda thought you’d be in there cookin’ up drugs or something!
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Minnie
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I was!
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Whaaaaa?
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Minnie
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When Marge turned her back, I stirred some pot in the pot.
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That, and only that, explains why I’ve already eaten four helpings!
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Minnie, you ruined dinner! That’s it, put your loafers up!
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Task: Make Minnie and Moe Have a Shoe Fight (8h, Mattress King Dinner Table, Moe) Task: Prep Meals [x300]
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Stop! You’re getting shoe polish on my good napkins!
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Sorry about that, Midge. We Szyslaks have our own code of justice.
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Does it always involve shoe-slapping?!
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Yes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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This is terrible! All the Thanksgiving food has been spiked. Plus Minnie put drugs in the dinner before the shoe-fight.
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Oh no, the kids!
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Minnie
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Relax, I didn’t put any pot in the kid’s food.
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Phew...
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Minnie
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I put ADD meds in theirs.
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I just wrote essays about the first through tenth Thanksgivings!
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Who cares about the boy’s education -- where are we going to get food?!
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Well, we could go to the saddest place in town...
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The homeless food pantry?
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Sadder. The Taste of Springfield Festival on Thanksgiving day.
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Task: Make Simpsons Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival Task: Make Szyslaks Visit Taste of Springfield [x3] (8h, Taste of Springfield Festival) On job start:
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This is awful. Our Thanksgiving tradition is ruined!
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Look, they do wine tasting.
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Ooh, maybe I can become one of those acceptable alcoholic moms!
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Hooray for new Thanksgiving traditions!
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On job end:
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Well, Minnie, you found a way to put your own twist on Thanksgiving.
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It was violent, rage-filled, and borderline illegal, but ain’t that what this holiday is really about?
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And you brought our family closer together...
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We’re taking turns holding Mom’s hair back while she barfs up all that wine!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Recipe for Criticism
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1
After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
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Minnie
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That Taste of Springfield festival inspired me!
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Minnie
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If those bozos can make a living cooking food, so can I!
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Minnie
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Marge taught me how to stir, but there’s gotta be more to it than that...
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No, it’s mostly stirring. And some slopping. And lots of yelling at people to eat the food.
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Minnie
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Yeah, but you’re not making the big bucks.
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Minnie
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I’ll learn to cook from the same place I get my medical treatment: the Internet.
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Task: Make Minnie Learn to Cook (4h)
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Minnie
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Cooking is a hassle. I’ve got flour all over my face and I wasn’t even cooking with it!
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Minnie
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I need to try a different approach.
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Minnie
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I’ll become a chef the Szyslak way.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recipe for Criticism Pt. 2
After completing Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1:
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Minnie
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Please, you’ve got to teach me about being a chef.
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Me? It's been years since I touched a pan...and that was to smack Julia Child when she got handsy during a segment on Carson.
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Minnie
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Exactly! You don’t cook, yet your name’s on everything from the burgers to the toilet paper.
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That's cause they're made from the same stuff.
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All right, I’ll teach you everything I know!
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Place Krusty Burger Task: Make Krusty teach Minnie About the Restaurant Business (1h, Krusty Burger, Minnie)
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Minnie
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Wow, that really didn’t take long at all.
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Minnie
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Like, a shockingly short amount of time.
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Turns out I don’t really know anything.
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Minnie
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You’re worthless!
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Hey! Now you’re getting the hang of running a restaurant! Screaming at people who are trying their best!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recipe for Criticism Pt. 3
After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
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Minnie
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Stupid online lessons and know-nothing clown.
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Minnie
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I just want to bring people joy through food, which I hate and have no passion for! Why is this so hard?!
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Why don’t you try some of my pasta? Best in town!
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Minnie
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Wow, this takes my mind off my troubles... and puts it on how bad this pasta is!
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But... it’s my momma’s secret recipe!
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She taught me you poke holes in the plastic before you put it in the microwave.
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Task: Make Minnie Leave a Bad Online Review (12h, Luigi's or Brown House)
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Minnie
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Wow, telling that guy his food is terrible really picked up my spirits.
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Minnie
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Although I do feel bad about badmouthing his dear old mother on the Internet...
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Minnie
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Because she doesn’t go online, so she won’t know how bad I trashed her!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recipe for Criticism Pt. 4
After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
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Minnie
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Man, my post about Luigi’s is blowing up faster than The Hindenburg...
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Minnie
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...that German restaurant I also trashed online.
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Minnie
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Face it: I was never gonna be a master chef. Cooking just isn't a skill I was born with.
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Minnie
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But tearing down people’s dreams with my words?
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Minnie
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I'm a natural!
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Task: Make Minnie Become a Social Media Food Critic (1h, Moe's Tavern)
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Minnie
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I thought I’d be good at this, but I never dreamed I’d be great.
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Minnie
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Unfortunately I’m too great. The restaurants I reviewed all went out of business.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Recipe for Criticism Pt. 5
After tapping on Minnie's exclamation mark:
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Minnie
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What will I do now? I don’t know how to cook, I can’t trash other people’s cooking...
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Minnie
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Guess my career in the food business is over.
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Good riddance! When momma catches up with you, she’s gonna drive you outta town!
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Minnie
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Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!
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Don’t hurt momma, she’s-a all talk!
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Minnie
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No, I’m going to get a job driving around making food deliveries!
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Task: Make Minnie Work For A Food Delivery App (24h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Minnie
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This is great! I get to eat all the loose french fries I want, infuriate people by being late...
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Minnie
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And when I’m bored, I’ll screw up people’s orders on purpose.
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Minnie
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I love the food biz!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Black Friday
Golden Opportunity
Golden Opportunity Pt. 1
After the user logs in on November 20th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Marge, kids, come quick!
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What's wrong? Is it the big one? Are you finally having the stroke your doctor has been warning you about?
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Well that might be happening too, but check this out... I got a Golden Token in the mail!
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I guess that means I either inherited a golden coin factory, or we're about to be pulled into a charming fantasy story.
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The note says you can spend it on a Golden Mystery box.
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Oh. Well at least we won't have to read a bunch of text.
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System Message
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You have recieved a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward!
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Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
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System Message
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More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles!
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System Message
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Purchase Donuts to earn unique items, including a Donut-generating Lard Lad Factory!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Golden Opportunity Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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The Golden Mystery Box is gone.
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What are you gonna do with the tokens?
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I tried using them in a payphone to see if I could travel back in time like Bill & Ted, but instead I just traveled back in time like stupid Doctor Who.
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Wait, are you saying the tokens give you the power to harness time travel--
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Ooh, I can trade them in for donuts!
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System Message
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Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
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Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Golden Opportunity Pt. 3
After the user logs in on November 14th:
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Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10
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