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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update is the the fortieth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on January 16, 2014. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.
Level Up Message
The level up is message is spoken by Lindsay Naegle
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Characters
Buildings
Decorations
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Costs
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Character(s) unlocked when built
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Level required
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Lady Justice Statue
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 4,500
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38
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Khlav Kalash Stand
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760
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21
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Greenpeace Boat
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1,300
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21
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Knightboat
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 40
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15
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Gameplay
Blue Haired Lawyer
The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!
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Mmm... Grey!
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Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.
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Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!
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I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!
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THEN DON'T!
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The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and  20 in reward.
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Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.
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It's just like brain-freeze, dad.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?
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Were you just hiding in the bushes?
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No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!
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And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.
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And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
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No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.
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I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash.
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That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.
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Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -
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Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.
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See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.
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So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?
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That's right, 30%!
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...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.
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I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3
| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment.
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Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.
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French fries?
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No, cockroaches.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and 20 in reward.
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.
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I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.
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What?! I heard that!
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You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.
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Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.
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Blast. Foiled by foil!
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4
| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.
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People usually regret saying that to me.
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All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.
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WOO HOO!!
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...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground.
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D'oh!
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total 145 and 45 in reward.
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*thump* D'OH!
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What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.
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No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels.
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Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it.
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Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?
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If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment.
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I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue.
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Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?
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This won't be the last you see of us!
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Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5
| After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark
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All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.
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Your autograph.
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Just write your name.
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Can I sign with an X?
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 1,100 and 235 in reward.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6
| After tapping on Apu's sexclamation mark
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I cannont believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price.
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Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger hind a velvet rope.
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I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.
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I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.
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That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fast slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.
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Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Attend Negotiations", "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations", "Make Moe Attend Negotiations", "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations", and "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 1,060 and 260 in reward.
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Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?
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Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom.
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My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue for intimidation.
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Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife.
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Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart - booze and fried food, day in and day out.
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He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in my life are to be rich and lazy.
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Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water.
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I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpsons's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500.
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You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are.
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Door slam - $1,000.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7
| After tapping on Moe's sexclamation mark
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That's it! Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies.
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We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself.
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Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man.
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I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp 'N' Blow for a meal...
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Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7" which is to "Make Homer Negotiate in Secret", "Make Apu Negotiate in Secret", "Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret" and "Make Moe Negotiate in Secret". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total 1,000 and 220 in reward.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8
| After tapping on Homer's sexclamation mark
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I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch...
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Oh lawyers - one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hands.
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You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears.
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Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners.
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I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!
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Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8" which is to "Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9
| After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's sexclamation mark
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While I was hiding in the bushes, I overhead those business owners convince Homer to blow me off.
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I ought to sue him for everything he's worth...
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...which apparently is negative $10,000.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.
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The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10
| After tapping on the Mr. Burns's sexclamation mark
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You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?
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Not to mention my humorless bench ads!
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Ooh... I like your nasal accent.
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How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be.
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But Mr. Burns, what about me?!
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You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all."
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Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane.
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Excellent. You're hierd.
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| The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total 1,600 and 410 in reward.
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Level 38
Scandalous Spending Pt. 1
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
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I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
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Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?
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Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
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Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
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No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
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Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.
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Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.
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Do something, you boring productive members of society!
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That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!
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Three!
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Two!
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*BANG*
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Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.
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Scandalous Spending Pt. 2
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
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We don't have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
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And you've never looked better, Lou.
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If you need to use a computer, why don't you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
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Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total 235 and 45 in reward.
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All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!
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Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger's been posting from this very cafe.
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Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I'll just scoot my chair over.
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Scandalous Spending Pt. 3
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Finally I've found a form of activism that doesn't require participating in 5K's ‚blogging!
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And all this publishing of Springfield's shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can't wait to buy new gloves!
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Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
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How about the Mayor's private jet with the name ‚ 'Mayor Force Fun'.
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Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total 140 and 20 in reward.
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Scandalous Spending Pt. 4
| After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Freeze, fatty! You're under arrest.
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You can't arrest me if you can't catch me.
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But you didn't go anywhere,
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You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total 450 and 100 in reward.
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Scandalous Spending Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Alright, whistleblower. You're under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
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But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.
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I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
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"Fair and speedy trial?" There's no way that's a thing. "Speedy" is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
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Actually Chief, it's right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
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You don't say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to.
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". It takes 1d and 12h, the player receives total 100 and 10 in reward.
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Scandalous Spending Pt. 6
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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I'm here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we'll wipe this whole business under the rug.
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Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
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I'd rather go on a hunger strike... and that means something coming from a man my size!
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Speaking of hunger, it's been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
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Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
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Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
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| The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". Comic Book Guy's and Chief Wiggum's task take 12 hours and Judge Snyder task takes 4 hours and the player receives total 1,360 and 310 in reward.
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Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
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Not guilty!
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Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
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Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.
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Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.
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The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
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But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
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Due to your girth and wrist size, we'll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory.
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Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don't currently have such a store.
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So you're free to go.
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The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
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On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
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Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is.
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Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?
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Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.
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I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.
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Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits.
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.
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It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry.
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Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.
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Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.
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Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!
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That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour!
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total 300 and 60 in reward.
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.
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Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying.
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OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total 325 and 65 in reward.
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I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.
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And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.
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| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I'm guessing there's an angry mob forming.
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I'm so furios at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can't cook this ham.
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Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime.
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And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I'm not left handed. I'm ambidextrous... with a prefence for my left! *sob*
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Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book's preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat.
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Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason.
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BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION!
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No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We've got to handle this in a way no one will care about - a peaceful protest!
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4" which is to "Make Citizens Protest"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 from each character in reward.
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered.
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Now that I say it aloud, shouldn't we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets?
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Bot no one was watching my show. You had backed me into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance.
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What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections.
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So I used Police Chief Wiggum's snooping software to find gossip.
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Wiggum was spying on the town?
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We have a police chief?
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Can we please riot now?
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You know what? I'm going to not say no.
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5" which is to "Make Citizens Storm Police Station"(15x). It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 600 and 150 from each character in reward.
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Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they're trying to break down the door! Luckily it's made of reinforced steel.
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No it's not. I misappropriated those funds for the "Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry" which I had to form that time I forget her birthday.
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But the whole town's out for MY blood! We're on the cusp of a revolution!
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Just yours? Not mine? Well, that's okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I sequeal like a pig. If I go down, I'm taking you with me.
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Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me?
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Fine! I'll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters.
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6" which is to "Make Quimby Give a Speech". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 from each character in reward.
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Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point.
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Oh yeah? What's that then?!
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I have no idea. Which is why I'm forming a non-partisan committee to look into this.
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It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht.
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Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind.
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No, don't listen to him! He's just trying to divert our attention.
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Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician's worst nightmare. Time to bail!
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I er...think we can all agree that it was uh...all Wiggum's fault. Vote Quimby!
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| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum?
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I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs.
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Stop! We can't stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum's heinous trespasses in court!
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Aw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit - not the building association, not the health apartment, and now not even an angry mob.
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| The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", "Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and 4 hours and the player receives 100 and 10 from each character in reward.
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Now why did you all pull me out of my chambers? I was in the middle of a very impoerant nap.
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Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software.
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And...?
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Well, it's immoral, unethical, and unconscionable.
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None of those words are illegal. I'm not here to decide what's right or wrong.
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That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
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Man, maybe I'm notcut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case.
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Either way, NOT GUILTY!
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Now if you excuse me, I've got some soul searching to do...
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Snyder House Rules Pt. 1
| After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work.
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I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about.
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Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Whynot, Mississippi?
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Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you.
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Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier.
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On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about.
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| The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 1" which is to "Place a Minnow Pond" and "Make Judge Snyder Take a 24 Hour Vacation". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total 700 and 150 in reward.
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Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries.
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This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes.
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Snyder House Rules Pt. 2
| After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts.
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Time to start living my dreams.
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Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor.
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Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'.
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I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show...
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| The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 2" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Try Out for a Role". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.
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Snyder House Rules Pt. 3
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Hey hey hey! Judge Snyder! I admit I was drunk but Mr. Teeny was behind the wheel - I swear!
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Actually I'm looking to branch out from the under-appreciated world of justice to the over-appreciated world of acting. I'm auditioning for the role of Moses.
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Wonderful! But you'll never get it like that. Justice might be blind, but the public isn't. And you're a little too...
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...rotund?
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No, that's not the word I'm looking for. Hefty? Heavy-Set? I got it - morbidly obese!
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I feel we could have stopped at rotund.
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| The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 3" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Get in Shape for a Role". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.
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Snyder House Rules Pt. 4
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Judge Snyder! This time both Mr. Teeny and I where drunk but I don't think a crop duster is considered a vehicle.
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No Krusty, I'm still here for the audition. I've lost 30 pounds. Plus I donated my robe to be turned into a 6-person tent.
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So are you ready to part the Red Sea for me?
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What? Oh yeah, Moses. Well, no one is going to see the film anyway. You've got yourself a deal.
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| The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 4" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Act in a Local Film". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.
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