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{{title|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 47 content update}}
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{{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Matt Groening content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in content update}}
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'''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 47 content update''' was released on November 12, 2014. This update was file-named "v4_11_THOH2014_Takedown", despite the fact the {{TOCU|Halloween 2014}} event features were not removed, and included an episodic theme addition, with [[Freddy Quimby]] and the French Waiter, along with the Rat Delivery Truck and Quimborghini as decorations, and the Quimby Compound as a building ("[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"). [[Princess Kashmir]], who first appeared in the files during the {{TOCU|Clash of Clones}} event, was also added as a premium character.
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'''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 47 content update''' was released on November 12, 2014. This update was named Halloween Takedown, despite the fact the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXV}} event features were not removed, and included an episodic theme addition, with [[Freddy Quimby]] and the French Waiter, along with the Rat Delivery Truck and Quimborghini as decorations, and the Quimby Compound as a building ("[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"). [[Princess Kashmir]], who first appeared in the files during the {{TOCU|Clash of Clones}} event, was also added as a premium character.
  
 
== Level Up Message ==
 
== Level Up Message ==
 
The level-up message is said by [[Sideshow Bob]]:
 
The level-up message is said by [[Sideshow Bob]]:
 
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{{Tapped Out LUM|47}}
{{Table|align=center|width=500px|
 
{{THT|Level Up Message}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Level47.png|500px]]}}
 
}}
 
  
 
== Characters ==
 
== Characters ==
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{{TB|Freddy Quimby}}
 
{{TB|Freddy Quimby}}
 
{{TB|-}}
 
{{TB|-}}
{{TB|"It's pronounced CHOW-dah!"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Unlock.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with the Quimby Compound.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked with the Quimby Compound.}}
{{TBT|[[File:Mr. Lacost.png|100px]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Mr. Lacoste.png|100px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[French Waiter]]}}
 
{{TB|[[French Waiter]]}}
 
{{TB|{{Donut|50}}}}
 
{{TB|{{Donut|50}}}}
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{{TB|Stewart Duck}}
 
{{TB|Stewart Duck}}
 
{{TB|{{FP|5000}}}}
 
{{TB|{{FP|5000}}}}
{{TB|"*quack*"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Stewart Duck Unlock.png|300px]]}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked at Friend Point Level 14. NPC.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked at Friend Point Level 14. NPC.}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Quimby Compound.png|150px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Quimby Compound.png|150px]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Quimby Compound]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Quimby Compound]]}}
{{TB|{{Cash|1,000,000}}}}
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{{TB|{{Cash|500000}}}}
 
{{TB|24h or {{Donut|12}}}}
 
{{TB|24h or {{Donut|12}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[The Little Black Box|Little Black Box]]}}
 
{{TB|[[The Little Black Box|Little Black Box]]}}
 
{{TB|{{FP|2,500}} or {{Donut|250}}}}
 
{{TB|{{FP|2,500}} or {{Donut|250}}}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|24h}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked at Friend Point Level 13. Requires Level 15.}}
 
{{TB|Unlocked at Friend Point Level 13. Requires Level 15.}}
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{{TH|Notes}}
 
{{TH|Notes}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rat Delivery Truck.png|150px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rat Delivery Truck.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|Rat Delivery Truck}}
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{{TB|Rat Trap Delivery Truck}}
 
{{TB|{{Cash|150000}}}}
 
{{TB|{{Cash|150000}}}}
 
{{TB|Requires Level 19.}}
 
{{TB|Requires Level 19.}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.}}
 
{{TB|I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!}}
 
{{TB|Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|The movers have already moved the maid into my room.}}
 
{{TB|The movers have already moved the maid into my room.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?}}
 
{{TB|Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.}}
 
{{TB|That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.}}
 
{{TB|Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.}}
 
{{TB|He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.}}
 
{{TB|Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.}}
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 2" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly ". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 2" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly" and "And Make Miss Springfield Enjoy and Evening with the Mayor". It takes 8 hours and 3 minutes.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.}}
 
{{TB|Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Plus some booze.}}
 
{{TB|Plus some booze.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!}}
 
{{TB|Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.}}
 
{{TB|Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.}}
 
{{TB|And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.}}
 
{{TB|I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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=== The Cost of Living Pt. 3 ===
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=== The Cost of Living Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.}}
 
{{TB|I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?}}
 
{{TB|You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?}}
 
{{TB|Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.}}
 
{{TB|Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.}}
 
{{TB|As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Fine, my client pleads not guilty.}}
 
{{TB|Fine, my client pleads not guilty.}}
 
}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Let's start with the witnesses.}}
 
{{TB|Let's start with the witnesses.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|There are witnesses?!}}
 
{{TB|There are witnesses?!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?}}
 
{{TB|What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
{{TB|Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony. }}
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{{TB|Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Smithers Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Smithers Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Now please tell us what you saw that night.}}
 
{{TB|Now please tell us what you saw that night.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
{{TB|It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM “FDR got elected to a fifth term” nightmare.}}
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{{TB|It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.}}
 
{{TB|I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.}}
 
{{TB|The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Everything else is off limits.}}
 
{{TB|Everything else is off limits.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Unless you pay me.}}
 
{{TB|Unless you pay me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon‎}}
{{TB|Mister Quimby forced me to be his “wingman” and dragged me all over town.}}
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{{TB|Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!}}
 
{{TB|You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.}}
 
{{TB|You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!}}
 
{{TB|There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
{{TB|Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony. }}
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{{TB|Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Selma Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Selma Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.}}
 
{{TB|This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...}}
 
{{TB|No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I mean no comment.}}
 
{{TB|I mean no comment.}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
{{TB|Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony. }}
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{{TB|Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Testify! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Testify". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?}}
 
{{TB|Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?}}
 
{{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's it? Pshaw!}}
 
{{TB|That's it? Pshaw!}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.}}
 
{{TB|As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.}}
 
{{TB|Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== The Cost of Living Pt. 5===
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=== The Cost of Living Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!}}
 
{{TB|They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.}}
 
{{TB|Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?}}
 
{{TB|But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Call In Favors". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Call In Favors". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
=== The Cost of Living Pt. 6===
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=== The Cost of Living Pt. 6 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.}}
 
{{TB|Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.}}
 
{{TB|Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 6" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 6" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.}}
 
{{TB|Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
 
{{TB|It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.}}
 
{{TB|It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.}}
 
{{TB|I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|One of those should get me out of this mess, right?}}
 
{{TB|One of those should get me out of this mess, right?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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}}
 
}}
  
=== The Cost of Living Pt. 7===
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=== The Cost of Living Pt. 7 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!}}
 
{{TB|I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.}}
 
{{TB|He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?}}
 
{{TB|But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.}}
 
{{TB|And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?}}
 
{{TB|Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?}}
{{TBT|Freddy Quimby}}
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{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!}}
 
{{TB|You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 7" which is to "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 7" which is to "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!}}
 
{{TB|Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.}}
 
{{TB|No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.}}
 
{{TB|Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity...}}
 
{{TB|No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity...}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.}}
 
{{TB|Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!}}
 
{{TB|Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
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{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.}}
 
{{TB|Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself ". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself ". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.}}
 
{{TB|How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.}}
 
{{TB|There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.}}
 
{{TB|Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!}}
 
{{TB|What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger ". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger ". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Miss Springfield, it's been forever!}}
 
{{TB|Miss Springfield, it's been forever!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry have we met?}}
 
{{TB|I'm sorry have we met?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.}}
 
{{TB|Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|That's the one! So what have you been up to?}}
 
{{TB|That's the one! So what have you been up to?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.}}
 
{{TB|You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Center?}}
 
{{TB|Center?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|No. Middle right.}}
 
{{TB|No. Middle right.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Any interest in being my TA?}}
 
{{TB|Any interest in being my TA?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.}}
 
{{TB|I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Teacher's assistant?}}
 
{{TB|Teacher's assistant?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, THAT I do.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, THAT I do.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class" and "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class" and "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar...}}
 
{{TB|Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.}}
 
{{TB|We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.}}
 
{{TB|Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.}}
 
{{TB|And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.}}
 
{{TB|The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.}}
 
{{TB|With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.}}
 
{{TB|Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|What do you think has caused our current economic woes?}}
 
{{TB|What do you think has caused our current economic woes?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.}}
 
{{TB|Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.}}
 
{{TB|There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.}}
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon‎}}
+
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?}}
 
{{TB|Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity ". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity ". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.}}
 
{{TB|The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?}}
 
{{TB|How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.}}
 
{{TB|Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.}}
 
{{TB|I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|I want to go back to being a dancer!}}
 
{{TB|I want to go back to being a dancer!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to " Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to " Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Siren Song Pt. 1===
+
=== Siren Song Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?}}
 
{{TB|Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|That handsome young man with a flashy ride?}}
 
{{TB|That handsome young man with a flashy ride?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.}}
 
{{TB|Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.}}
 
{{TB|I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.}}
 
{{TB|Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.}}
 
{{TB|At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.}}
 
{{TB|But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon‎}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?}}
 
{{TB|And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, I hope that helps.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, I hope that helps.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.}}
 
{{TB|He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{TB|Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.}}
 
{{TB|Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
{{TB|Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice. }}
+
{{TB|Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.}}
 
{{TB|And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=== Siren Song Pt. 2===
+
=== Siren Song Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.}}
 
{{TB|Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
=== Siren Song Pt. 3===
+
=== Siren Song Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.}}
 
{{TB|The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|What's the good news?}}
 
{{TB|What's the good news?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!}}
 
{{TB|That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|First I danced for money.}}
 
{{TB|First I danced for money.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then I danced because I was happy.}}
 
{{TB|Then I danced because I was happy.}}
{{TBT|Princess Kashmir}}
+
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
 
{{TB|And now I dance because I am sad.}}
 
{{TB|And now I dance because I am sad.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
{{TB|Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield. }}
+
{{TB|Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|Zut Alors, that's moi!}}
 
{{TB|Zut Alors, that's moi!}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
{{TB|“Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help.}}
+
{{TB|"Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help."}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
{{TB|“We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France.}}
+
{{TB|"We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France."}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!}}
 
{{TB|Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.}}
 
{{TB|Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 1" which is to "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 1" which is to "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Now what information do you have?}}
 
{{TB|Now what information do you have?}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?}}
 
{{TB|This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?}}
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.}}
 
{{TB|I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.}}
 
{{TB|The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.}}
 
{{TB|First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|And perhaps to go buy wine.}}
 
{{TB|And perhaps to go buy wine.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 2" which is to "Make French Waiter Protest". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 2" which is to "Make French Waiter Protest". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.}}
 
{{TB|Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!}}
 
{{TB|You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{TB|Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!}}
 
{{TB|Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!}}
 
{{TB|How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon‎}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!}}
 
{{TB|This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!}}
{{TBT|French Waiter}}
+
{{Tapped Out French Waiter Icon}}
 
{{TB|Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?}}
 
{{TB|Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 3" which is to "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 3" which is to "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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== Other changes made ==
 
== Other changes made ==
 +
=== October 12th in-game update ("v4_11_THOH2014_Takedown") ===
 +
*The amount of {{XP|XP}} awarded when you build the Writers Building was changed from {{XP|8000}} to {{XP|15000}}, and the base cost was raised from {{Cash|80,000}} to {{Cash|150,000}}.
 +
*Spooky House now earns {{Cash|70}} and {{XP|7}} every 3 hours, its task now "Tanking Local Property Values". The Portal To Rigel 7 earns premium of {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|22}} XP "Locking in Chevrons" every 8 hours. Make-a-Thing Workshop earns {{Cash|300}} and {{XP|30}} for "Charging People To Build Their Own Stuff" every 24 hours.
 +
*Rigellian Shrubs or Human Test Subjects can now be sold for {{Cash|200}} each, but after tapping to sell the item, a different notice to normal appears, reading: "Sell for: 200 Money? You might not be able to buy this item again."
 +
*Brandine, Disco Stu, and The Yes Guy were moved from the "More Oddballs" character collection to "Oddballs". Mrs. Muntz was moved from "Even More Oddballs" to "More Oddballs".
 +
*Building base multipliers updated. Level 39 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 40 & 41 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 42 at 1.4 times, level 43 at 1.6 times, level 44 at 2 times, level 45 at 3 times, and levels 46 and 47 at 4 times.
 +
 +
=== October 13th app update ===
 +
*Removed Halloween features
 +
 +
=== October 13th in-game update ===
 +
*Removed cash/Spooky House, Rigellian Tribal Hut and Portal to Rigel 7 glitch.
  
== External links ==
+
{{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}}
*{{TSTONews|thoh-2014-takedown|THOH 2014 Takedown}}
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Level 47}}
{{Tapped Out|updates=yes}}
 

Latest revision as of 17:32, June 8, 2024

066 "Matt Groening"
067
"Level 47"
"Thanksgiving 2014/"Covercraft" episode tie-in" 068


The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 47 content update was released on November 12, 2014. This update was named Halloween Takedown, despite the fact the Treehouse of Horror XXV event features were not removed, and included an episodic theme addition, with Freddy Quimby and the French Waiter, along with the Rat Delivery Truck and Quimborghini as decorations, and the Quimby Compound as a building ("The Boy Who Knew Too Much"). Princess Kashmir, who first appeared in the files during the Clash of Clones event, was also added as a premium character.

Level Up Message[edit]

The level-up message is said by Sideshow Bob:

Level Up Message
Level47.png

Characters[edit]

Image Character Costs Unlock message Notes
Freddy Quimby.png Freddy Quimby - Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Unlock.png Unlocked with the Quimby Compound.
Mr. Lacoste.png French Waiter Donut Tapped Out.png50 Tapped Out French Waiter Unlock.png
Princess Kashmir.png Princess Kashmir Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Unlock.png Unlocked with Florence of Arabia.
Stewart.png Stewart Duck FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Tapped Out Stewart Duck Unlock.png Unlocked at Friend Point Level 14. NPC.

Buildings[edit]

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Quimby Compound.png Quimby Compound Cash.png500,000 24h or Donut Tapped Out.png12 Requires Level 47. Unlocks Freddy Quimby.
Tapped Out Florence of Arabia.png Florence of Arabia Donut Tapped Out.png175 6s Requires Level 27. Unlocks Princess Kashmir.
Tapped Out Little Black Box.png Little Black Box FP Tapped Out.png2,500 or Donut Tapped Out.png250 24h Unlocked at Friend Point Level 13. Requires Level 15.

Decorations[edit]

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Rat Delivery Truck.png Rat Trap Delivery Truck Cash.png150,000 Requires Level 19.
Quimborghini Tapped Out.png Quimborghini Donut Tapped Out.png50 Requires Level 47.

Friend Point Levels[edit]

Two new Friend Point Levels were added with this content update:

Image Level Item Costs Notes
Tapped Out Little Black Box.png 13 Little Black Box FP Tapped Out.png2,500 Requires Level 15.
Stewart.png 14 Stewart Duck FP Tapped Out.png5,000 "From the Season 5 episode 'The Last Temptation Of Homer'."

Gameplay[edit]

The Cost of Living Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I've got money. I've got influence. I've got much younger women. I am the er-uh epitome of success!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And yet no one respects me. It's as if wearing a sash doesn't carry the cachet it once did.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's time to remind the people why I got into politics – the enormous displays of wealth!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Quimby Compound". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The Quimby Compound was worth every embezzled penny.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And I, uh, taught those orphans an important lesson about living without doors.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.
Freddy Quimby Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!
Freddy Quimby The movers have already moved the maid into my room.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Then you tell them to move her back!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png She's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen for me.

The Cost of Living Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Freddy, as the Mayor of Springfield, I'm expected to uphold a certain level of decorum.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.
Freddy Quimby Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.
Freddy Quimby He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 2" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly" and "And Make Miss Springfield Enjoy and Evening with the Mayor". It takes 8 hours and 3 minutes.

The Cost of Living Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.
Freddy Quimby Plus some booze.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!
Freddy Quimby Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.
Freddy Quimby And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.
Freddy Quimby I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 3" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court". It takes 12 hours.

The Cost of Living Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright Freddy, time to get you to the courthouse for your arraignment.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Plus a little extra time at Lard Lad's. The Wig's got a craving for D-nuts.
Lou I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.
Freddy Quimby You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Son, I've been making mistakes since the day I was born.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I came out feet first.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And sure, the justice system is just a dog and pony show if you're rich.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Or cleaning up after a dog and pony show if you're poor.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But we've got to go anyway.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 4" which is to "Make Freddy Quimby Make a Court". It takes 12 hours.
Judge Snyder Frederick Quimby, you have been charged with a cornucopia of crimes, including defiling a cornucopia.
Judge Snyder Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.
Blue-Haired Lawyer As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.
Judge Snyder ...
Blue-Haired Lawyer Fine, my client pleads not guilty.

Testify! Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Let's start with the witnesses.
Blue-Haired Lawyer There are witnesses?!
Blue-Haired Lawyer What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?
Judge Snyder Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Smithers Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Mister Smithers, ignoring protocol, we have sworn you in on the Malibu Stacy Bible you brought from home.
Judge Snyder Now please tell us what you saw that night.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Everything else is off limits.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Unless you pay me.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.
Freddy Quimby You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!
Freddy Quimby You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Freddy Quimby There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!

Testify! Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Selma Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
Judge Snyder Not a chance.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Fine.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Literally crashed - with our cars.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
Judge Snyder This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
Freddy Quimby No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
Freddy Quimby I mean no comment.

Testify! Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
The player receives "Testify! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Testify". It takes 4 hours.
Judge Snyder Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
Kirk When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
Kirk But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
Kirk Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
Kirk But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
Luann When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
Kirk You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
Kirk Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
Judge Snyder Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
Judge Snyder Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
Judge Snyder Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
After the task is complete.
Freddy Quimby That's it? Pshaw!
Freddy Quimby As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.

The Cost of Living Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.
Freddy Quimby But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not the justice system. The system of, ah, Ivy League graduates and family connections!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png To the Rolodex!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Call In Favors". It takes 12 hours.

The Cost of Living Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Blue-Haired Lawyer Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 6" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". It takes 12 hours.
Freddy Quimby Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.
Judge Snyder It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.
Freddy Quimby I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.
Freddy Quimby One of those should get me out of this mess, right?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I have something to say, Your, uh, Honor!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."

The Cost of Living Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.
Freddy Quimby But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png All of those women make house calls and you know it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.
Freddy Quimby Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?
Freddy Quimby You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!
The player receives "The Cost of Living Pt. 7" which is to "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". It takes 24 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Women, grab your husbands! And husbands, grab your wallets! Princess Kashmir is back in Springfield!
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png *Gasp* Are you a princess?
Tapped Out Sherri Terri Icon.png No, stupid, she's too old to be a princess. She's probably a queen.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Am I old? I've been lying about my age for so long I don't know what it is anymore.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png No one wants an aging adult entertainer. And I have started to notice the effects of gravity...
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Like when Mars was in retrograde motion recently.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Maybe it's time I found a skill that uses the 8th sexiest body part – my mind!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Actually 9th. I forgot about toes.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Better Herself ". It takes 1 hour.

Princess Pride Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png How, I had no idea how many jobs there were that don't involve taking off your clothes.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png There's vet tech, tennis pro, nude art model.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Well, two out of three of those don't involve taking off your clothes, anyway.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png What I want is a job where I can really interact with people, day in and day out!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Maybe where they tip me in a jar instead of stuffed into my underpants.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Work at Krusty Burger ". It takes 12 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Miss Springfield, it's been forever!
Miss Springfield I'm sorry have we met?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Don't you remember? We met at that ribbon cutting ceremony for the new ribbon factory.
Miss Springfield Oh, right, the one next to the oversized novelty scissor emporium.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png That's the one! So what have you been up to?
Miss Springfield Mostly opening boat shows and working with the mayor on our charity that keeps struggling motels in business.
Miss Springfield Oh, I also started teaching a class about how to be a professional celebrity. Like me!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png You know, I'm a bit of a celebrity myself. I have been on Springfield Squares several times.
Miss Springfield Center?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png No. Middle right.
Miss Springfield Better than being a corner.
Miss Springfield Any interest in being my TA?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I'm really trying to stay away from T and A.
Miss Springfield Teacher's assistant?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Oh, THAT I do.
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Help Teach a Class on Class" and "Make Miss Springfield Teach a Class on Class". It takes 1 hour.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Gosh, all those students staring up at me, drooling, smelling of booze. What fun! And somehow strangely familiar...
Miss Springfield We teachers are the real heroes. Not like those crummy firefighters.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Tell me about it. They have zero pizzazz sliding down their pole.

Princess Pride Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Brockman And welcome back to BrockTalk, with your host, me, Kent Brockman.
Brockman The topic is The Economy: Pro or Con.
Brockman With us is a leading economic analyst, a retired Treasury Secretary, and former middle right square Princess Kashmir.
Brockman Princess Kashmir, since you won the three-way coin toss, the first question goes to you.
Brockman What do you think has caused our current economic woes?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Not having enough jobs, not supporting the troops enough, and kids today.
Brockman There you have it, folks! Blatant platitudes, delivered with brazen confidence and a stunning smile.
Brockman Ms. Kashmir, have you ever considered a career in doing nothing while people love you for it?
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Be a Professional Celebrity ". It takes 8 hours.

Princess Pride Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Princess Kashmir's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png The life of a professional celebrity isn't everything I'd hoped it would be.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png How many charity 5Ks can one woman be expected to decline?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Plus the only sports persona that's asked me to marry him has been the Capital City Goofball.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I miss the simpler days when a woman could be objectified honestly.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I want to go back to being a dancer!
The player receives "Princess Pride Pt. 4" which is to " Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.

Siren Song Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 1" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
Moe I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Yes, I hope that helps.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
Lou Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.

Siren Song Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Lou Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
Lou You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 2" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks". It takes 12 hours.

Siren Song Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I have good news and bad news, Ms. Kashmir.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png The bad news is I couldn't get the tickets dismissed. You have been sentenced to 24 hours of community service.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png What's the good news?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That I finally got to use the expression "I've got good news and bad news"!
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png First I danced for money.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png Then I danced because I was happy.
Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon.png And now I dance because I am sad.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png As long as you're dancing!
The player receives "Siren Song Pt. 3" which is to "Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town". It takes 24 hours.

Calamity Case Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
French Waiter Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
French Waiter Zut Alors, that's moi!
French Waiter "Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help."
French Waiter "We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France."
French Waiter Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
French Waiter Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 1" which is to "Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now what information do you have?
French Waiter This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?

Calamity Case Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
French Waiter I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
French Waiter First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
French Waiter And perhaps to go buy wine.
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 2" which is to "Make French Waiter Protest". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ow! You stepped on my foot!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sir, please sit down, you can't have a protest march in an eight foot by eight foot room.
French Waiter You cannot silence my rights as a Frenchman! This is police brutality!
Lou Brutality?! You're the one who keeps hurting us!
French Waiter How dare you? Are you calling moi clumsy?!
Lou Well you kicked me in the neck, and you spilled Eddie's coffee on his face, so yeah.
Lou You gotta get out of here before anyone gets seriously hurt.
After the task is complete.
Eddie Boss, deliveryman's here with those rat traps and cooking knives you ordered.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ok, Frenchie, out now!

Calamity Case Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on French Waiter's exclamation mark
French Waiter This is slander! I AM NOT CLUMSY!
French Waiter Could a clumsy man juggle these silver hammers?
The player receives "Calamity Case Pt. 3" which is to "Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself". It takes 12 hours.

Other changes made[edit]

October 12th in-game update ("v4_11_THOH2014_Takedown")[edit]

  • The amount of XP.pngXP awarded when you build the Writers Building was changed from XP.png8,000 to XP.png15,000, and the base cost was raised from Cash.png80,000 to Cash.png150,000.
  • Spooky House now earns Cash.png70 and XP.png7 every 3 hours, its task now "Tanking Local Property Values". The Portal To Rigel 7 earns premium of Cash.png200 and XP.png22 XP "Locking in Chevrons" every 8 hours. Make-a-Thing Workshop earns Cash.png300 and XP.png30 for "Charging People To Build Their Own Stuff" every 24 hours.
  • Rigellian Shrubs or Human Test Subjects can now be sold for Cash.png200 each, but after tapping to sell the item, a different notice to normal appears, reading: "Sell for: 200 Money? You might not be able to buy this item again."
  • Brandine, Disco Stu, and The Yes Guy were moved from the "More Oddballs" character collection to "Oddballs". Mrs. Muntz was moved from "Even More Oddballs" to "More Oddballs".
  • Building base multipliers updated. Level 39 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 40 & 41 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 42 at 1.4 times, level 43 at 1.6 times, level 44 at 2 times, level 45 at 3 times, and levels 46 and 47 at 4 times.

October 13th app update[edit]

  • Removed Halloween features

October 13th in-game update[edit]

  • Removed cash/Spooky House, Rigellian Tribal Hut and Portal to Rigel 7 glitch.