• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

The Lard Of The Rings

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


The Lard Of The Rings
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIV
Required characters: Strongman Homer, Mr. Burns

The Lard Of The Rings is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update. It requires Strongman Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Greetings! I am a circus strongman, the 13th most popular sideshow at the circus.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png But the guy who eats glass is retiring soon, so I'll be moving up the list.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I have the strength of Hercules! And like Hercules, I have been tasked by the gods to perform Twelve Labors.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Unlike Hercules, I'll probably only get through five of them.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Help me achieve my First Labor: impressing rubes with a feat of strength!
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Impress Rubes with His Strength". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png What will be the second Labor of Homercles? If I can earn the gods' favor, they will grant me a boon...
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Perhaps a leotard that doesn't bind up in the crotch.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Strongman, I have an eight-headed hydra that will take all your strength to defeat.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png *Gasp* You mean... the octuplets?!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Yes! My kids broke into the bulk Halloween candy and now they're going crazy in my store on a total sugar high.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Do whatever you must. As a loving parent I ask only this: keep the windows closed so I don't hear them screaming.
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Battle Apu's Octuplets". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I almost had them trapped behind the Squishee machine, but then they beat me up and stole my weight belt.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Beating up an employee... sometimes my kids make me proud.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Who's got a Labor? Looking for a Labor.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey, strongman! I bought a bunch of horse meat from this Greek guy, Diomedes, for my new signature Krusty Whinniewich.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png How'd you like to tenderize it by pounding it with your fat fists?
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png They're not fat, they're full-figured.
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Punch Meat in the Freezer". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Well, I made a lot of progress. The meat used to be tough as boot leather, now it's only tough as shoe leather.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Another Krusty Burger disaster. I guess the moral is, don't look at Greeks bearing gift horses for the mouth.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I gotta get one of these labors right, or I'll never get my boon from the gods. And I want boon! Major boon!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Strongman, I have lost one of my hounds. For your next task, you must travel into Hell, find him, and bring him back.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I get finding a lost dog, but what's the "travel into Hell" part?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Well, he'll only come to my voice. So you must carry me pick-a-back while we search...
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And the entire time I'm going to complain about the cost of employee health and pension benefits.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png So cruel! Still, eyes on the boon. Eyes on the boon.
Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Piggyback Mr. Burns". The job requires Mr. Burns and takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, my poor little doggie, you look so tired. Just clamp your jaws on the Strongman's leg and he'll drag you home.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Strongman Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png I'm so sick of doing labors! Who'd've thought they'd be like work!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I've got a job for you. I need you to kill a bull in my tavern.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Kill him yourself. The next feat of strength I'm doing is thunder farts.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Nah, I mean killing a "Duff Bull", the new beer from Duff. "There's no bull about Duff Bull." Or some such.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Finally a labor that involves getting drunk, like my regular job.
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Strongman Homer Drink Duff Bull". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
After the task is complete:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, counting up the empties on the bar, I'd say you finished the Twelve Labors of Homercles.
Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon.png Let's go for forty-seven.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to The Lord of the Rings.