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| | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Clones content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 45 content update}} | | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Clones content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 45 content update}} |
| − | The '''Level 44''' content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.
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| − | On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:
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| − | :''A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!''
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| − | It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database", implying the character [[Database]] would be implemented.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsTappedOut/posts/700136363389135 Facebook - TheSimpsonsTappedOut]</ref>
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| − | Two new Friendship Points levels were also implemented in this update.
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| | + | '''Level 44''' is the sixty-first content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on September 5, [[2014]]. It introduced [[Database]] and [[Akira]] as new characters. The update also included two new [[Friend Points]] prizes, the [[Marge Tetherball]] and [[Mr. Teeny]]. |
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| | == Level Up Message == | | == Level Up Message == |
| − | The level-up message is said by [[Miss Hoover]] | + | The level up message is spoken by [[Miss Hoover]]. |
| | {{Tapped Out LUM|44}} | | {{Tapped Out LUM|44}} |
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| | {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| − | {{TH|Character}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| | {{TH|Notes}} | | {{TH|Notes}} |
| | {{TBT|[[File:Database.png|100px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:Database.png|100px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[Database]]}} | | {{TB|[[Database]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Database New Character.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|343850}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Database New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Akira.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.<br>Unlocks in Database Recovery Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks with Honest John's Computers.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|140px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{FP|5000}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Unlock.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires [[Friend Points|Friendship Level 11]].}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Akira Kurosawa.png|80px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[Akira]]}} | | {{TB|[[Akira]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Akira New Character.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|100}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.}} | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Akira New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|100px]]}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.<br>Unlocks with The Happy Sumo.}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny Unlock.png|200px]]}} | |
| − | {{TB|Is a Friendship Points prize. One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".}} | |
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| | == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=125px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| | {{TH|Cost}} | | {{TH|Cost}} |
| | {{TH|Build time}} | | {{TH|Build time}} |
| | {{TH|Task}} | | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TH|Notes|width=35%}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png|120px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[Honest John's Computers]]}} | | {{TB|[[Honest John's Computers]]}} |
| | {{TB|{{Cash|343850}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|343850}}}} |
| − | {{TB|24h}} | + | {{TRs|24h|2}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Being THE Place for Refurbished PCs}} |
| − | {{TB|Unlocks Database.}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.<br>Unlocks in Database Recovery Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks Database.}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out The Happy Sumo.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png|150px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Bloaters at the Squidport]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Cash|260000}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|Adding Tips for Parties of Four or More}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.<br>Unlocks in Bloatation Device.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out The Happy Sumo.png|150px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[The Happy Sumo]]}} | | {{TB|[[The Happy Sumo]]}} |
| | {{TB|{{Donut|100}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|100}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|6s}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Serving Non-Sashimi Grade Sashimi}} |
| − | {{TB|Unlocks Akira. Requires Level 5 and the completion of "Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1".}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.<br>Unlocks Akira.}} |
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| − | === Squidport ===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|Image|width=125px}}
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| − | {{TH|Name}}
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| − | {{TH|Cost}}
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| − | {{TH|Build time}}
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| − | {{TH|Task}}
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| − | {{TH|Notes|width=35%}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png|100px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|[[Bloaters at the Squidport]]}}
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| − | {{TB|{{Cash|260000}}<br />{{Donut|12}}}}
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| − | {{TB|24h}}
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| − | {{TB|Adding Tips for Parties of Four or More}}
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| − | {{TB|}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| | == Decorations == | | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=125px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| | {{TH|Cost}} | | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Notes|width=45%}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Plum Tree.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Plum Tree.png|120px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Plum Tree}} | + | {{TB|[[Plum Tree]]}} |
| | {{TB|{{Cash|325}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|325}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 44.}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Statue.png|75px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Bonsai}} | + | {{TB|[[Marge Tetherball]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{FP|4000}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires [[Friend Points|Friendship Level 10]].}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|120px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Bonsai]]}} |
| | {{TB|{{Donut|12}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|12}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Also unlocks via Akira's job Re-pot Bonsai.<br>Requires one Bonsai obtained to purchase.}} |
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| − | == Gameplay ==
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| − | ===Database Recovery Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After the player logs in|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Power Plant Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, good God, what are you doing?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can't let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it's also very dangerous.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Stampy}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*trunk blast*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|…third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why it's missing this town's most famous landmark -- Honest John's Computers!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one's disputing that.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John's.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then let's just rebuild it in the town we have.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Who the hells is that?}}
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| − | ===Database Recovery Pt. 2=== | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{Table| | + | {{Columns-list|4| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[Database Recovery]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
| + | *[[Bonsai Vivant]] |
| − | {{TB|Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.}}
| + | *[[Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
| + | *[[99 Luft-Word-Balloons]] |
| − | {{TB|Again, whose is ya again?}}
| + | *[[Bloatation Device]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
| + | *[[Yellow Blues]] |
| − | {{TB|I heard we got a new kid! Is it...}}
| + | *[[Fuguaboutit]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
| + | *[[Demographic Rude-ity]] |
| − | {{TB|…oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.}}
| + | *[[A Deep Bonsai of Relief]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
| + | *[[Sensei You, Sensei Me]] |
| − | {{TB|I promise my presence will delight and--}}
| + | *[[I Think I'm Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Whatever, nerdburger.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That is not accurate to--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 2" which is to "Make Townspeople Hang Out at Honest John's Computers ''(x10)''" and "Make Database Be Alone". It takes 6 and 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!}}
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| − | ===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1=== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'd really like to, Data…Data…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|...Is it wheezing?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bonsai!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Quiet, Bonnie!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And you better not scream when I prune you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Bonsai.png|50px]]}}
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| − | {{TB|!!!}}
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| − | ===Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|May I be of service, sad weirdo?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.}}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wordplay is never fun.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I like wordplay--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|FRIEND!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School ''(x8)''". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I spelled “job” correctly, right?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, Miss Hoover.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.}}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hang? Now?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I seem to recall wanting to “hang” once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You change your interests around a lot. }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now good day, sir!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I SAID GOOD DAY!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.}}
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| − | {{TB|C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, “I SAID GOOD DAY” and everything.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh. “Good day” means “go away.” I get it now.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.}}
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| − | {{TB|Though it does explain why we have no phones.}}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|He started off by insulting me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It helps us get through the day.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But my arm wigglers are barking!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No. What's wrong with my glasses?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh… nothing.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom Number One does it again!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, your advice was total gibberish.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How can I be anybody but myself?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And then they'll be willing to be my friends!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5" which is to "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Database's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ok. Well, that's fine.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets? }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They better.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6" which is to "Make Database Nerd Out" and "Make Prof. Frink Help Database with Crazy Science". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|For I have made a friend in you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, “Hey, what's going on?”}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can read what you said too, Homer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't be afraid.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Exactly!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Counterpoint: Texting.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ooooooo!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now how do I get rid of the “Ooooooo”?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh… what's it that I gotta do again?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1" which is to "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts ''(x15)'', "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 16 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I feel honored people are--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|People are enjoying what I—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh lord, what have I—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmmm.
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|ZZZ…tap…ZZZ}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, everyone in town can—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|SEE!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|D'oh!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then the word “tap” won't appear, needing you to tap it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Got it. Thanks, Lisa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I tried.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Skateboard ''(x3)''". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Tap.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|D'oh!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|gldfhklfkj *hiccup*}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|ylkv%#fr *hiccup*}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|ylkv%#fr *hiccup*}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|$$$$$$ *vomit*}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't you get it?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can't get people to want to quote unquote ‘hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|SHUUUUUUUHB?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh, did I just say “SHUUUUUUUHB?!”? I'm becoming more like my father every day.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Schlerffftttp!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, you can't!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Aw.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions. }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Meditate". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So don't sass off about it.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Bloatation Device===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Youz guys, I don't see no more words no more! I can go back to not being sure how youz is spelled.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Should I include an ‘e'? Should I not? Two ‘o' vowels back-to-back like ‘booze'? I ain't at all sure!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes. I reset the universe code to the way it was. And to make up for messing with everyone, I even managed to pry out some of those donuts you all like.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yay! We can all be welcome to Superfriends 2.0!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Superfriends 2.0.1. Don't forget the latest patch!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh Database. Life is going to be hard for you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|At least until college.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Go for Shakes", "Make Martin Go for Shakes", "Make Lisa Go for Shakes". It takes 12 hours and rewards the player with {{Donut|5}} Donuts.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Yellow Blues===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's terrific you're back, Akira!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Is that comment…because I'm Asian?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|WHUUUUT?!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|NO! No, I love races! And colors!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bart! You're not helping.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like “yellowface” and “yellow peril”, when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Yellow Blues" which is to "Make Akira Work a 24 Hour Shift" and "Make The Simpsons Family Take Advantage of a Free Mea ''(x6)''". It takes 6 and 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===Fuguaboutit Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yes. They do both.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu ''(x10)''". It takes 1 and 2 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money.}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===Fuguaboutit Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No one cares about quality when the samples are free.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|By the way, where are all the Asian people.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, um, where are the Asian people?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sooooo… you and her are it.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's Korean.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This meeting has not gone well.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota…the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for…speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | ===A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|That meeting was maddening.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|TETSUO! KANEDA!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Aw, it's like a bushy baby Groot. Baby Groot – heh heh – time for a branch cut.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This adorable little plant is totally taking my mind off the clear racial imbalance in how people return to this town.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Who needs equal treatment of many when I can work on me?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Re-potting a bonsai gives it fresh nutrients and helps it remain strong.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|It's as if when you live in a small, contained place, you need to change the old soil - kick up the environment - to keep yourself from wilting and dying.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Could that somehow be a metaphor for life? Springfield equals "small place."}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|The stagnant lack of diversity equals “old soil.” And what would keep us from wilting and dying? Ah...}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, Akira! Bonsai is your time to let go.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Bury your ambitions way down inside where they can be forgotten and never disturb you again.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|So yeah... uh... cute tree description something something pot?}}
| |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3" which is to "Make Akira Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{TBT|Message}}
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| − | {{TB|Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!}}
| |
| − | }}
| |
| − | ===A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4===
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Ah ha! A perfect bonsai to plant. No one else in Springfield has these unique and mad skills.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|This is why we need to increase diversity. Think of all the useful and impressive stereotypes that can't be given expression.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Who is to do manis and pedis? Who does math moderately better than others? Who dry cleans clothes using ancient secrets?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|By placing this tree into the ground, I let an idea take root. Expanding the representation of cultures adds value to all communities.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Also, that I rock at bonsai.}}
| |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4" which is to "Build Bonsai ''(x3)''".|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know, your skill isn't that special. Any bozo like me can just buy your precious crooked shrub with donuts.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But to be able to do without donuts what you need donuts to do, that is a special skill indeed.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|What are you trying to say, Yoda?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Having me do it saves you donuts.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Donuts I can use on other things? Ah, you are wise! Can I call you sensei?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Okay. But only if the term has nothing to do with my race, and only applies because of my incredible intelligence.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sure. Whatever works for you.}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sensei, if you want to show how awesome your ancestral culture is, I know a better way than shoving midget trees everywhere.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Use your ability to kick ass to prove you guys are kickass!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer, you think being breathtakingly powerful at martial arts will excite people more than being good with vegetables?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Yuh huh!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Homer-san, please join me, but only if you have appropriate attire. When it comes to violence, I am very strict about wardrobe.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Karate Time". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
| |
| − | ===Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Why do you want me to say this?}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just do it! Just do it! Just do it!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I still don't understand what the point is.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Trust me. Doing karate was awesome, right? I promise this will be even awesomer.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ok. Here goes. *clears throat*}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|Oh my!}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| |
| − | {{TB|He he he. You sound just like him.}}
| |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Impersonate a Character from Star Trek". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That isn't Sulu. Sulu tried to buy weed and go to White Castle.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Grrrrr. I hate the passage of time.}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | ===I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)===
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Akira-san, I heard of your efforts to diversify Springfield. I wanted to applaud you on your efforts, as valiant as ineffective.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, Kumiko-chan, it is nice to meet you. Lisa was right. You are easy to talk to, and rarely get jokes to say.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, I am quite funny. But only in Japanese, the best language for all comedy.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I could use a laugh. Let us converse in the tongue of our ancestors, and practice speaking behind everyone else's back without them knowing.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)" which is to " Make Akira Speak Japanese with Kumiko". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ha ha! That is hilarious, Kumiko.}}
| |
| − | {{Tapped Out Akira Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What makes it even funnier is how it's impossible to translate into English.}}
| |
| − | }}
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| − |
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| − | == Friendship Points Levels ==
| |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}}
| |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}} | + | {{TBT|Honest John's Computers}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Statue.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|Consumerism}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Marge in Chains|Marge Tetherball Statue]]}} | + | {{TRs|10|2}} |
| − | {{TB|{{FP|4,000}} / {{Donut|400}}}} | + | {{TBT|Bloaters at the Squidport, The Happy Sumo}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Unlock.png|300px]]}} | + | {{TB|Gluttony}} |
| − | {{TB|10}} | + | {{TBT|Plum Tree}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TRs|Tree-hugging|2}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Mr. Teeny]]}} | + | {{TB|90}} |
| − | {{TB|{{FP|5,000}} / {{Donut|500}}}} | + | {{TBT|Bonsai}} |
| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Friendship Level 11.png|300px]]}} | + | {{TB|200}} |
| − | {{TB|11}} | + | {{TBT|Marge Tetherball}} |
| | + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
| | + | {{TB|100}} |
| | }} | | }} |
| | | | |
| | == Other changes made == | | == Other changes made == |
| − | :''Sourced from [http://tstotopix.me/2014/09/05/what-changed-level-44-update/ TSTOTopix - What Changed with the Level 44 Update?]''
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| | *Two friend levels were added. | | *Two friend levels were added. |
| | *Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the {{TOCU|Clash of Clones}} update. | | *Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the {{TOCU|Clash of Clones}} update. |
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| | *The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench. | | *The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench. |
| | *Homer's 16 hour task from the {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}} event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list. | | *Homer's 16 hour task from the {{TOCU|July 4th 2014}} event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list. |
| − | *Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate (though Sherri & Terri only earn for one character unlike their other tasks). Database gets the task for one quest only. | + | *Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate. Database gets the task for one quest only. |
| − | *While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they’ll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP. | + | *While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they'll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP. |
| − | *Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. This has to be a mistake, as it is a premium attraction in Krustyland, and other non-premium characters like Lisa, Bart, and Comic Book Guy still earn premium for the same task. | + | *Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. |
| | *Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times. | | *Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times. |
| | *The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns {{Cash|150}} and {{XP|13}} when it used to earn {{Cash|135}} and {{XP|15}}. | | *The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns {{Cash|150}} and {{XP|13}} when it used to earn {{Cash|135}} and {{XP|15}}. |
| − | *[[Lisa Simpson#Cool Lisa|Cool Lisa]] should now have sounds when touched or given jobs. | + | *[[Cool Lisa]] now has sounds when touched or given jobs. |
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| − | == External links ==
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| − | *{{TSTONews|database-patch-2-pre-launch|Database Patch 2 Pre-Launch}}
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| − | == References ==
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| − | {{Reflist}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out}}
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| | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} | | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} |
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