| Bonsai Vivant
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Bonsai Vivant is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
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I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
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I'd really like to, Data...Data...
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Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
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You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
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They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
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Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
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...Is it wheezing?
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Bonsai!
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Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
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| Task: "Make Database Plant Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
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In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
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Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
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Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
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Quiet, Bonnie!
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And you better not scream when I prune you.
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It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
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| Task: "Make Database Prune Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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!!!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
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Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
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May I be of service, sad weirdo?
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As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
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My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
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Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
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As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
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Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, "No backsies!" So it's pretty much ours.
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| Task: "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
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That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
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As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
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A Bonsai has been placed in your inventory.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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