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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 44
Update: Level 44
Required characters: Database, Martin, Dolph, Nelson, Marge
Optional characters: See Pt. 1, Professor Frink
Previous quest(s): Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3
Next quest(s): 99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.


Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?
Database I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.
Database Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?
Database I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.
Bart - Rolling Eyes‎ Wordplay is never fun.
Bart - Rolling Eyes‎ Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.
Lisa I like wordplay--
Database FRIEND!
Lisa Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.
Bart I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.
Milhouse And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--
Skinner Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!
Skinner So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."
Database School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!
Database - Sad‎ *sigh* That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.
Task: "Make Database Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Children Go to School" (x8). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 6 hours.
After starting the jobs
Database So Lisa, care to do a small chemistry experiment during lunch?
Database I know where they keep the Bunsen burners and the magnesium sulfate.
Lisa - Angry I've been trying to be polite, but that doesn't seem to be working. I'm cool now, Database.
Lisa - Annoyed Maybe it's because I finally know who I am. Maybe it's that most of the cool kids are still gone. Whatever the reason, I'm cool and in demand.
Database So you're saying...I can be cool too?
Lisa - Annoyed No, I'm not saying that.
Lisa I was one of the first ones back in this town. And when it gets updated, I'm often the one who introduces and explains what needs to happen.
Lisa - Alarmed I never got to do and say this much before! I can't risk that by associating with a noob.
Database I...I can be central to a story.
Lisa - Annoyed You have to face it. In life, there are minor characters and major characters.
Lisa - Annoyed Some get a name. And some are just called Database.
Database - Sad ...
Lisa - Embarrassed Hey, it's not so bad. At least you're not My-Ding-a-Ling Kid.
After finishing the tasks
Database I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.
Miss Hoover - Annoyed‎ Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.
Miss Hoover I spelled "job" correctly, right?
Database Yes, Miss Hoover.
Miss Hoover - Annoyed And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.
Miss Hoover I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the task include:

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, Todd, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, Martin, Uter

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?
Martin - Sad Hang? Now?
Martin - Sad I seem to recall wanting to "hang" once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.
Database - Sad I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.
Database - Sad The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.
Database You change your interests around a lot.
Martin - Sad I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!
Martin - Sad‎ Now good day, sir!
Database Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--
Martin - Sad I SAID GOOD DAY!
Task: "Make Martin Ride a Bike". The job takes 8 hours.
Martin Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.
Database So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.
Martin - Sad C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, "I SAID GOOD DAY" and everything.
Database - Sad‎ Oh. "Good day" means "go away." I get it now.
Martin - Sad‎ In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.
Martin Though it does explain why we have no phones.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
Dolph Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.
Database - Sad Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.
Nelson What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.
Database - Sad‎ He started off by insulting me.
Database - Sad I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.
Nelson One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.
Dolph Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.
Nelson Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.
Nelson It helps us get through the day.
Dolph - Angry You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!
Dolph - Angry You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!
Database - Sad‎ I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.
Nelson We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.
Database - Sad‎ I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.
Database - Sad Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.
Task: "Make Database Get Bullied". The job requires Nelson and takes 8 hours.
Database I have to say, it's been nice to have a conversation. Most folks have been too busy to spend any time.
Dolph Can you keep your mouth closed?
Dolph We try to avoid the teeth, so we don't cut our knuckles.
Database Sorry. Oops. Does saying that mean you have to hit me longer?
Nelson Errrr. I guess.
Database Oh well. Sorry to take up your time.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.
Nelson But my arm wigglers are barking!
Database Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.
Database If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.
Dolph I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.
Database Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.
Database Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.
Nelson - Angry‎ Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!
Nelson You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.
Task: "Make Database Bully Himself". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Sad Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?
Database No. What's wrong with my glasses?
Marge - Sad Uh... nothing.
Marge Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.
Marge I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.
Marge Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.
Marge All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!
Database That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!
Marge Mom Number One does it again!
Marge I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.
Database Actually, your advice was total gibberish.
Database How can I be anybody but myself?
Database Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.
Database For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.
Database What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.
Database Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.
Database And then they'll be willing to be my friends!
Marge - Sad If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.
Task: "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". The job takes place at Crypto Barn and takes 4 hours.
Database I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.
Database Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden...
Database Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!
Database This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!
Professor Frink Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?
Database I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.
Professor Frink - Sad‎ This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?
Database No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.
Professor Frink Ok. Well, that's fine.
Professor Frink You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.
Database Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets?
Professor Frink They better.
Professor Frink I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.
Task: "Make Database Nerd Out". The job takes place at Honest John's Computers and takes 24 hours.
If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Prof. Frink Help Database with Crazy Science". The job takes place at Honest John's Computers and takes 24 hours.
Professor Frink You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!
Database Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.
Database For I have made a friend in you.
Professor Frink Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.
Professor Frink I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.
Professor Frink Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.
Professor Frink Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10