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99 Luft-Word-Balloons
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99 Luft-Word-Balloons
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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99 Luft-Word-Balloons, also known as Luft-Word-Balloons, is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"
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I can read what you said too, Homer.
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And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.
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Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.
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Don't be afraid.
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I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.
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SHUUUUUUUHB?!
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Exactly!
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Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.
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Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!
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I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.
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Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.
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Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.
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Counterpoint: Texting.
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I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.
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And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.
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Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—
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Tap!
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Ooooooo!
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Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?
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Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?
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Task: "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts" (x15). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 16 hours. Task: "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 16 hours. Task: "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 16 hours.
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I feel honored people are--
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Tap.
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People are enjoying what I—
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Tap.
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Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—
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Tap.
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Oh lord, what have I—
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Tap.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Hmmm.
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Tap.
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TAP.
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ZZZ...tap...ZZZ
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Tap.
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Homer, everyone in town can—
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Tap.
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Homer!
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Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.
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Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!
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I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.
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Tap.
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SEE!
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Tap.
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D'oh!
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Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.
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Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.
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Got it. Thanks, Lisa.
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Tap.
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I tried.
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Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?
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If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.
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Task: "Make Bart Skateboard" (x3). The job takes 4 hours.
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Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.
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We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.
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That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.
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But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--
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Tap.
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D'oh!
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Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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gldfhklfkj *hiccup*
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ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
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ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
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$$$$$$ *vomit*
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How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?
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Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.
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Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.
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Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.
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If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.
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Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?
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I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.
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Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.
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Don't you get it?
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You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.
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But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!
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SHUUUUUUUHB?!
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Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.
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I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.
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It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.
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As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.
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Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.
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It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.
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Schlerffftttp!
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No, you can't!
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Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.
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Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.
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You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.
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Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.
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Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.
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I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.
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Aw.
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To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.
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You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?
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Task: "Make Database Meditate". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
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By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.
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So don't sass off about it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "99 Luftballons" by Nena.
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