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99 Luft-Word-Balloons

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99 Luft-Word-Balloons
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 44
Update: Level 44
Required characters: Homer, Database, Bart
Optional characters: Normal Springfielders
Previous quest(s): Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6
Next quest(s): Bloatation Device

99 Luft-Word-Balloons, also known as Luft-Word-Balloons, is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 44 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Confused‎ Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, "Hey, what's going on?"
Moe - Shocked I can read what you said too, Homer.
Moe - Worried‎ And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.
Moe - Worried‎ Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.
Database Don't be afraid.
Database I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.
Homer - Confused‎ SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Database Exactly!
Database Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.
Database Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!
Moe - Angry‎ I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.
Database Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.
Database Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.
Lisa - Angry Counterpoint: Texting.
Quimby I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.
Quimby And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.
Database Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—
Homer - Thoughtful Tap!
Homer - Ooh Ooooooo!
Homer - Confused‎ Now how do I get rid of the "Ooooooo"?
Homer - Confused Uh... what's it that I gotta do again?
Task: "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts" (x15). The jobs take place at a Brown House and take 16 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 16 hours.
Database I feel honored people are--
Homer Tap.
Database People are enjoying what I—
Homer Tap.
Database Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—
Homer Tap.
Database - Sad‎ Oh lord, what have I—
Homer Tap.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Happy Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer - Thoughtful‎ Tap.
Homer - Serious‎ Tap.
Homer - Serious‎ Tap.
Homer - Confused‎ Hmmm.
Homer - Thoughtful‎ Tap.
Homer - Furious‎ TAP.
Homer - Slobbering ZZZ...tap...ZZZ
Homer - Serious‎ Tap.
Marge - Sad‎ Homer, everyone in town can—
Homer Tap.
Marge - Angry Homer!
Homer - Guilty Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.
Moe - Angry‎ Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!
Homer - Annoyed‎ I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.
Homer Tap.
Homer - Surprised‎ SEE!
Homer Tap.
Homer - D'oh D'oh!
Lisa Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.
Lisa Then the word "tap" won't appear, needing you to tap it.
Homer Got it. Thanks, Lisa.
Homer Tap.
Lisa - Deadpan I tried.
Bart - Angry‎ Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?
Bart - Angry If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.
Task: "Make Bart Skateboard" (x3). The job takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Deadpan‎ Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.
Lisa We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.
Marge - Sad‎ That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.
Marge - Sad But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--
Homer Tap.
Homer - D'oh‎ D'oh!
Marge Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Drunk gldfhklfkj *hiccup*
Professor Frink ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Dr. Hibbert ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Mr. Burns $$$$$$ *vomit*
Database How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?
Lisa - Deadpan‎ Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.
Database Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.
Lisa - Annoyed Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.
Database If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.
Database Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?
Lisa - Annoyed‎ I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.
Professor Frink Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.
Lisa - Deadpan Don't you get it?
Lisa - Deadpan‎ You can't get people to want to quote unquote 'hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.
Database But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!
Lisa - Shocked SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Lisa - Alarmed Ugh, did I just say "SHUUUUUUUHB?!"? I'm becoming more like my father every day.
Database - Sad‎ I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.
Database - Sad‎ It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.
Database - Sad As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.
Database Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.
Database It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.
Homer - Drunk Schlerffftttp!
Martin No, you can't!
Martin Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.
Lisa - Deadpan Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.
Lisa You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.
Professor Frink Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.
Professor Frink Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.
Martin I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.
Database Aw.
Lisa To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.
Lisa You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?
Task: "Make Database Meditate". The job takes place at Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
Lisa By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.
Lisa - Angry‎ So don't sass off about it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the song "99 Luftballons" by Nena.