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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland content update

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Tapped Out Krustyland.png

This is information about an the update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Krustyland. Krustyland is separate from Springfield and requires you to travel there. This content update was released on July 31, 2013.

The Krustyland requires level 20 and is a second town for the player. For transport between the towns using the player the Krustyland Shuttle.

Contents

Attractions

Image Name Building time Costs Task Requires
Tapped Out Krustyland Entrance.png Krustyland Entrance 6s Krustyland Ticket.png20 Searching Bags for Outside Food The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3
Level 20
Tapped Out Dipper Flipper.png Scratchy's Flea Dipper 36h Krustyland Ticket.png12,000 Underplaying Teenage Staff The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31
Level 27
Tapped Out Duff Pavilion.png Duff Pavilion 36h Krustyland Ticket.png25,000 Getting Dads Through the Day The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39
Level 29
Tapped Out Eyeballs of Death.png Eyeballs of Death 6s Donut100 Barley Avoiding Lawsuits The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
Level 20
Tapped Out Haunted Condo.png Haunted Condo 24h Krustyland Ticket.png10,000 De-greasing Door Hinges The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29
Level 26
Tapped Out Itchy and Scratchy Gift Shop.png Gift Shop 24h Krustyland Ticket.png1,750 Removing "Made In China" Tags The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16
Level 23/
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24
Level 25
Tapped Out Krustyland Hotel.png Krustyland Hotel 48h Krustyland Ticket.png20,000 Siccing Cockroaches After Bedbugs The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36
Level 28
Tapped Out Krustyland Krusty Burger.png Krustyland Burger 24h Krustyland Ticket.png650 Thawing "Meat" Patties The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10
Level 21/
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24
Level 25
Tapped Out Mt Krustmore.png Mt. Krustmore 6s Donut150 Defying Laws of Gravity The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
Level 20
Tapped Out The Food Needle.png The Food Needle 36h Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Making Plain Food Seem Fancy The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24
Level 25
The Tooth Chipper Tapped Out.png The Tooth Chipper 5d Krustyland Ticket.png32,000 Keeping Dentists in Business The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40
Level 29
Tapped Out Viking Boat.png Viking Boat Ride 24h Krustyland Ticket.png16,000 Inducing Air-Sea-Sickness The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33
Level 28
Tapped Out Wet and Smokey Stunt Show.png Wet & Smokey Stunt Show 36h Krustyland Ticket.png7,500 Disinfecting the Splash Zone The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26
Level 26
Tapped Out Sleeping Itchy Castle.png Sleeping Itchy Castle 24h Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Losing Track of Children The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13
Level 22
Tapped Out Radioactive Man the Ride.png Radioactive Man: The Ride 24h Krustyland Ticket.png2,500 Emitting Real Gamma Radiation The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21
Level 24
Tapped Out Death Drop.png Death Drop 12h Krustyland Ticket.png300 Scattering Pocket Change The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7
Level 20


Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Krustyland Shuttle Tapped Out Krustyland Shuttle.png
Tapped Out Krustyland Shuttle1.png
Tapped Out Krustyland Shuttle2.png
Cash50,000
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1
Level 20
Improves your Vanity rating by 1390
Clown Garbage Can Tapped Out Clown Garbage Can.png Donut15
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
Improves your Kitsch rating by 25
Garbage Can Tapped Out Krustyland Garbage Can.png Krustyland Ticket.png100
Level 21
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 10
Krustyland Cotton Candy Stand Tapped Out Cotton Candy Stand.png Krustyland Ticket.png400
Level 26
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28
Improves your Grub rating by 10
Krustyland Hotdog Stand Tapped Out Hotdog Stand.png Krustyland Ticket.png400
Level 23
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
Improves your Grub rating by 10
Krustyland Popcorn Stand Tapped Out Popcorn Stand.png Krustyland Ticket.png400
Level 23
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
Improves your Grub rating by 10
Krustyland Fried Dough Stand Fried Dough Stand.png Krustyland Ticket.png400
Level 26
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8}
Improves your Grub rating by 10
Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Tapped Out Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy.png Krustyland Ticket.png500
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12
Level 21
Improves your Merch rating by 10
Krusty Fountain Tapped Out Krusty Fountain.png Donut100
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
Improves your Kitsch rating by 175
Krustyland Bench Tapped Out Krustyland Bench.png Krustyland Ticket.png100
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Level 22
Improves your Kitsch rating by 10
Krustyland Fence Tapped Out Krustyland Fence.png Krustyland Ticket.png10
Level 21
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 1
Krustyland Tree Tapped Out Krustyland Tree.png Krustyland Ticket.png125
Level 21
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 25
Krustyland Flowers The same flowers as in Springfield Krustyland Ticket.png100
Level 23
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 10
Pavilion Tent Tapped Out Krustyland Pavilion.png Krustyland Ticket.png300
Level 23/Level 24
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 50
Krustyland Shrub The same shrubs as in Springfield Krustyland Ticket.png50
Level 21
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Kitsch rating by 5
Ring Toss Tapped Out Ring Toss.png Krustyland Ticket.png35
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
Level 20
Improves your Merch rating by 10
Sideshow You Tapped Out Sideshow You.png Krustyland Ticket.png1,000
Level 22
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15
Improves your Merch rating by 10
Strike Three Tapped Out Strike Three.png Krustyland Ticket.png500
Level 21
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Improves your Merch rating by 10
Whack-A-Mole Tapped Out Whack-A-Mole.png Donut50
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
Improves your Merch rating by 20
Wheel of Chance Tapped Out Wheel of Chance.png Krustyland Ticket.png500
The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Level 20
Improves your Merch rating by 10

The Store[1]

Cash Tickets
Cash100 000 Krustyland Ticket.png30,000
Cash50 000 Krustyland Ticket.png16,000
Cash15 000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000
Cash10 000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,600

Laffy Meal

Tapped Out Laffy Meal.png

A Laffy Meal costs Donut25 and gives the player one of these premium objects:

Object Chances[2]
Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 44%
Krustyland Ticket.png1,250 34%
Krustyland Ticket.png1,500 12%
Whack-A-Mole 3%
Itchy Mascot/Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 2%
Scratchy Mascot/Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 2%
Krusty Fountain 1.75%
Eyeballs of Death/Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 0.75%
Mount Krustmore/Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 0.5%

Sideshow You

Tapped Out Pop Ballons.png

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Sideshow You is a betting building that is playable every 8 hours. After every 300 games will the player have a bonus on Donut50. The objective of the game is to pop the balloons to win Krustyland Tickets.[2]


Chance Reward
20% Krustyland Ticket.png5
40% Krustyland Ticket.png10
30% Krustyland Ticket.png25
9% Krustyland Ticket.png50
1% Donut5

Visitors

Random Krustyland visitors generates tickets, how many depending how long they stay and numer of visitor depending on your park rating.[2]

Rating

Visitors

0 0
1 5
2 10
3 15
4 20
5 30

Time Reward
4 h Krustyland Ticket.png2
8 h Krustyland Ticket.png4
12 h Krustyland Ticket.png6
16 h Krustyland Ticket.png8
20 h Krustyland Ticket.png10
24 h Krustyland Ticket.png12

Land Expansion[2]

START Krustyland Ticket.png250 Krustyland Ticket.png500 Krustyland Ticket.png750 Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000
START START Krustyland Ticket.png250 Krustyland Ticket.png500 Krustyland Ticket.png750 Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000
START START Krustyland Ticket.png250 Krustyland Ticket.png500 Krustyland Ticket.png750 Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000
START Krustyland Ticket.png250 Krustyland Ticket.png500 Krustyland Ticket.png750 Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000
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START Krustyland Ticket.png750 Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 Krustyland Ticket.png8,000 Krustyland Ticket.png9,000
START Krustyland Ticket.png1,000 Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 Krustyland Ticket.png8,000 Krustyland Ticket.png9,000 Krustyland Ticket.png10,000
START Krustyland Ticket.png2,000 Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 Krustyland Ticket.png8,000 Krustyland Ticket.png9,000 Krustyland Ticket.png10,000 Krustyland Ticket.png11,000
START Krustyland Ticket.png3,000 Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 Krustyland Ticket.png8,000 Krustyland Ticket.png9,000 Krustyland Ticket.png10,000 Krustyland Ticket.png11,000 Krustyland Ticket.png12,000
START Krustyland Ticket.png4,000 Krustyland Ticket.png5,000 Krustyland Ticket.png6,000 Krustyland Ticket.png7,000 Krustyland Ticket.png8,000 Krustyland Ticket.png9,000 Krustyland Ticket.png10,000 Krustyland Ticket.png11,000 Krustyland Ticket.png12,000 Krustyland Ticket.png15,000

Characters

Image Name Cost Description Unlock message/Image
Tapped Out Itchy Mascot.png Itchy Mascot Donut60 A mascot for Krustyland. Tapped Out Itchy Mascot New Character.png
Tapped Out Scratchy Mascot.png Scratchy Mascot Donut60 A mascot for Krustyland. Tapped Out Scratchy Mascot New Character.png
Tapped Out Poochie Mascot.png Poochie Mascot Krustyland Ticket.png2,500 A mascot for Krustyland. Tapped Out Poochie Mascot New Character.png

Tasks[2]

Bart

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Death Drop
Visit the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Gift Shop
Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Radioactive Man Ride
Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Eyeballs of Death
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Carl

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Duff Pavilion
Ride the Viking Boat 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Viking Boat
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Cletus

Task Time Reward Requires
Clean Out the Grease Traps 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Krustyland Burger
Operate the Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Radioactive Mane Ride
Act Like a Murderous Hillbilly 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Run the Ring Toss Stall 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Ring Toss Stall
Collect Valuable Tooth Chips 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Comic Book Guy

Task Time Reward Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Visit the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Gift Shop
Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Radioactive Man Ride
Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Eyeballs of Death
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Hotel

Hans Moleman

Task Time Reward Requires
Work at the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png31 Gift Shop
Wash Dishes 4h Krustyland Ticket.png78 The Food Needle
Clean Out The Pool 8h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet and Smokey Stunt Show
Flip Burgers 12h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Burger
Sleep in the Servants Quarters 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300 Krustyland Hotel

Homer

Task Time Reward Requires
Clean Up Krustyland 6s Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Debris
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Duff Pavilion
Play the Ring Toss Game 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Ring Toss
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Ride Mount Krustmore 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Mount Krustmore

Kearney

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png18 Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png31 Duff Pavilion
Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png78 Radioactive Man Ride
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Haunted Condo
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Ride Mount Krustmore 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 Mount Krustmore
Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Krusty

Task Time Reward Requires
Promote Krusty Burger 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Krustyland Burger
Sign Autographs 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Gift Shop
Count Money 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Krustyland Entrance
Promote the Tooth Chipper 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Tooth Chipper
Sleep in the Penthouse 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Hotel

Lenny

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Duff Pavilion
Ride the Viking Boat 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Viking Boat
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Lisa

Task Time Reward Requires
Clean up Krustyland 6s Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Debris
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Death Drop
Visit the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Gift Shop
Ride the Viking Boat 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Viking Boat
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Eyeballs of Death
Watch the Stunt Show 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300, XP225 The Tooth Chipper

Martin

Task Time Reward Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
Ride the Viking Boat 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Viking Boat
Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Hotel

Milhouse

Task Time Reward Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Visit the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Gift Shop
Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Radioactive Man Ride
Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Watch the Stunt Show 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Ride Mount Krustmore 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Mount Krustmore

Nelson

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Death Drop
Visit the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Gift Shop
Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Radioactive Man Ride
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Haunted Condo
Watch the Stunt Show 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Ride Mount Krustmore 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Mount Krustmore

Otto

Task Time Reward Requires
Ride the Death Drop 30m Krustyland Ticket.png18 Death Drop
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png31 Duff Pavilion
Tour the Haunted Condo 8h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Haunted Condo
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Scratchy's Flea Dipper
Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300 Krustyland Hotel

Sideshow Mel

Task Time Reward Requires
Entertain at Krusty Burger 1h Krustyland Ticket.png31 Krustyland Burger
Sign Autographs 4h Krustyland Ticket.png78 Gift Shop
Emcee a Festival 8h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Juggle in Krustyland 12h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Wander Park

Skinner

Task Time Reward Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Eat at the Food Needle 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 The Food Needle
Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Hotel

Squeaky Voiced Teen

Task Time Reward Requires
Work at the Gift Shop 1h Krustyland Ticket.png31 Gift Shop
Wash Dishes 4h Krustyland Ticket.png78 The Food Needle
Clean Out The Pool 8h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet and Smokey Stunt Show
Flip Burgers 12h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Burger
Sleep in the Servants Quarters 24h Krustyland Ticket.png300 Krustyland Hotel

Wiggum

Task Time Reward Requires
Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m Krustyland Ticket.png12, XP10 Krustyland Burger
Visit Duff Pavilion 1h Krustyland Ticket.png21, XP17 Duff Pavilion
Collect Krustyland Bribes 4h Krustyland Ticket.png52, XP45 Ring Toss
Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h Krustyland Ticket.png82, XP70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle
Watch the Stunt Show 12h Krustyland Ticket.png126, XP100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show
Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h Krustyland Ticket.png180, XP150 Krustyland Hotel

Quests

NPC Tutorial

When the player has reached "Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter"
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey! Who are all these people?
Krusty The dregs of humanity... or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers.
Krusty As we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in.
Homer I don't follow...
Krusty As you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up.
Krusty A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
Lisa So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
Krusty Yep, and when they use the rides they'll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect.
Homer Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track?
Krusty And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Lisa Krusty? You're broke?
Krusty No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth.
Bart Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
Krusty Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" of a theme park is.
Krusty Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.
Bart Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
Krusty Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it!
Lisa Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?
Krusty Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus" and "Tap the Shuttlebus and go to Krustyland". The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
Message Tap on the Krustyland Shuttlebus to visit Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a schmuck fakakta big enough schmuck to fix this mess?
Homer Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to latkes.
Krusty Hey, hey! Welcome to Krustyland!
Krusty Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
Homer Long name. Sounds fun!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png22 and XP20 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better.
Homer And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Krusty Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo hoo ha ha!
Krusty Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3" which is to "Build the Krustyland Entrance". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides.
Krusty I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where's that guy from before?
Homer Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I'm that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
Krusty And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4" which is to "Place Krustyland Paths (x4)". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Krusty But, if I may finish that thought, it's all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
Homer Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can't tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what's next?
Krusty Now comes the important stuff.
Krusty The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park.
Homer I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
Krusty But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5" which is to "Place the Ring Toss Stall". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Homer Run it? But I want to play!
Krusty Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes.
Homer Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink*Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink*
Homer One more. *clink*One more...
Krusty Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall.
Message Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6" which is to "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game (x3)". Homer's task takes 4 hours and Cletus' 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png302 and XP190 in reward.
Message Bart, Lisa, and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7

Bart Krusty, you haven't rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where's the infamous Death Drop?
Bart You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Lisa Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt.
Krusty Actually, it was our safest ride.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7" which is to "Build the Death Drop". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8

After tapping on Barts's exclamation mark
Message Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
Bart The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride.
Milhouse Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8" which is to "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop (x2)", "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png68 and XP50 in reward.
Bart Woo! That was awesome... I'm going to ride it again.
Lisa I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse?
Lisa Milhouse?
Milhouse *vomiting*

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer We've run out of room to build.
Homer Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there's a job for that!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9" which is to "Buy a Krustyland Expansion". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what's in the freezer.
Krusty Yup, there's still some "meat" in there.
Homer Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Woo hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse Hey, Bart! Let's grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11" which is to "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png56 and XP40 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Message Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!
Bart Hey, what gives?
Bart People have been on these rides all day and nobody's dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland.
Bart I don't want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol' Death Drop with yours truly?
Bart Come on, Krusty -- if Martin's having fun in your park, you KNOW you're doing something wrong!
Krusty Everybody chill out.
Krusty If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Bart Oy vey.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12" which is to "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png41 and XP27 in reward.
Martin Take THAT!... and THAT!
Cletus Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Martin I'm sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
Martin Thank you, Bart. That's excellent advice.
Dr. Hibbert Ow! Hey! Who's throwing balls at me?

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Krusty, you've lost your edge.
Krusty Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown.
Krusty If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is!
Krusty Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about...
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13" which is to "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say!
Krusty The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results.
Krusty I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that's the hand I was dealt.
Krusty So I'm going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth!
Krusty I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14" which is to "Make Krusty Get Serious". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png102 and XP80 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Krusty I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers".
Krusty Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15" which is to "Place Sideshow You". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.
Krusty Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Homer Don't mind if I do!
Message You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
Message Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!
Message Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16

Comic Book Guy Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Comic Book Guy On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold.
Comic Book Guy I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware.
Comic Book Guy Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths.
Krusty One shop, coming up!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy Not now, I'm shopping for toys.
Krusty Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid--
Comic Book Guy SHOPPING!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png41 and XP27 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place!
Lisa Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can also reduce their carbon footprints.
Krusty Recycling? Isn't that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Lisa You can also do it to trash.
Krusty Sounds expensive. Let's stick with the garbage cans.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18" which is to "Place Garbage Bins (x3)". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.
Message Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19

Wiggum Hold on just a second there, Krusty.
Wiggum I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they're not going to be up to snuff.
Wiggum I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Wiggum Oh. Well, that stinks. What's the point in having lawmen if they're not out there on the street collecting bribes.
Krusty If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Wiggum Gee, would ya? That'd be swell.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19" which is to "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png72 and XP55 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Wiggum Sounds great!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20" which is to "Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger" and "Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along". It takes 30 minutes and 8 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png114 and XP90 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Krusty Yikes. That's kinda harsh.
Comic Book Guy Well, your rides are dated. They move too much.
Comic Book Guy A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you're moving in real life.
Krusty That's moronic!
Comic Book Guy Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Krusty But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Comic Book Guy A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21" which is to "Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom."
Comic Book Guy ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em."
Bart Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred?
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", "Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png176 and XP145 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots.
Comic Book Guy Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23" which is to "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24" which is to "Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy All of this consulting has left me famished.
Comic Book Guy I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food."
Krusty My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png146 and XP110 in reward.
Message‎ Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26

Nelson One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike.
Homer We haven't built that yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
Nelson I don't think you understand.
Nelson I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Homer And what if I don't?
Nelson Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game.
Homer I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26" which is to "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Nelson, don't you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel?
Nelson I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great.
Nelson Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Lisa The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27" which is to "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png272 and XP210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa It was a chilling display of man's heartlessness towards his animal brethren.
Lisa And we got soaked!
Lisa You want to get some cotton candy?
Nelson Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28" which is to "Place a Cotton Candy Stand". The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland...
Lisa ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150!
Nelson Don't worry -- I can bully anything.
Nelson Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five...
Nelson ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file.
Nelson 5...
Nelson 4...
Nelson 3...
Nelson 2...
Message Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo!
Nelson That's more like it.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29" which is to "Build Krusty's Haunted Condo". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world.
Nelson I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn't the worst, it'd be you.
Nelson Or whatever...
Lisa Awww...
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30" which is to "Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo" and "Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png184 and XP150 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You're shaking like a leaf, and you're wearing your warmest vest.
Nelson I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?
Lisa Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.
Nelson Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!
Lisa Why thank you.
Nelson What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let's just agree to stick to normal rides from now on.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31" which is to "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flea Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Lisa, I'm getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don't want you to follow.
Lisa Are you breaking up with me?
Nelson These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood.
Lisa I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational.
Nelson The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32" which is to "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png272 and XP210 in reward.
Message Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33

Carl Hey, how come there's no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland?
Krusty I 'unno. Because shut up?
Carl Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination!
Lenny And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too!
Lenny Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends.
Comic Book Guy Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad!
Krusty Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33" which is to "Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
Carl Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
Krusty I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
Lenny Are you aiming a gun at us?
Krusty I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
Carl Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.
Krusty Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34" which is to "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png124 and XP100 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Carl Hey, Krusty! How come there's no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists?
Lenny Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized.
Krusty Fellas, please. I'll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover's Meatgasm. There's not actually any meat in it.
Krusty Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35" which is to "Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle" and "Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png272 and XP210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center.
Krusty Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too?
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36" which is to "Build the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 2 days. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty I've done everything you asked. I've built a world-class theme park... and I've never been so miserable.
Comic Book Guy Only one thing remains --
Carl We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please.
Krusty Hold on a second!
Krusty What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done.
Comic Book Guy Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set.
Comic Book Guy Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied.
Lenny A room, please?
Krusty SHUT UP!
Krusty Aw, that's it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy.
Krusty I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was!
Carl Excuse me?
Krusty Here! Take the room.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37" which is to "Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel" and "Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png380 and XP310 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Homer! Hey, Homer! I'm fed up with the quality of your work!
Homer I thought I was doing a great job!
Krusty That's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud.
Krusty The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you'll survive them.
Krusty If they're assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where's the fun? I need you to do a crappier job!
Krusty And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38" which is to "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Woo hoo! Beer, here I come!
Krusty Drink up, pal! That's the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay.
Krusty Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it's not good beer. Swill. Really.
Homer Hmmm... it's bland, watery, colorless, odorless.
Homer Just the way a true American likes it!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39" which is to "Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png41 and XP27 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - -Drunk Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now?
Krusty Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper!
Homer - -Drunk Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer.
Krusty Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don't want that.
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40" which is to "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png20 and XP10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 41

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart I can't believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers...
Bart Let me at it!
Krusty You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya!
Bart See you on the other side!
The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 41" which is to "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Krustyland Ticket.png200 and XP160 in reward.
Krusty Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too.
Homer Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets?
Lisa Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance?
Homer You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?!
Homer Woo hoo!
Message You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!

Inventory

Four notices may appear if the player attempts to use a Springfield item or character from the inventory in Krustyland, or vice versa:

If the player tries to put a Krustyland item in Springfield:
Krusty I own the property rights to that, buddy. It belongs in Krustyland! You can't put that here!

If the player tries to put a Krustyand mascot in Springfield:
Krusty That's one of my employees! If you want to take that character out of Storage, go back to Krustyland.

If the player tries to put a Springfield item in Krustyland:
Krusty Hey, hey! Only authorized Krusty Brand merchandise is allowed in Krustyland! You can't put that here!

If the player tries to put a Springfield character in Krustyland:
Krusty Hey hey! They haven't paid the park's admission! If you want to take that character out of Storage, go back to Springfield.

See also

References