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'''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 42 content update''' is the '''fifty-fourth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was released on June 18, [[2014]]. It included [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]], [[Chester J. Lampwick]], Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios. | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 42 content update''' is the '''fifty-fourth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was released on June 18, [[2014]]. It included [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]], [[Chester J. Lampwick]], Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios. | ||
== Level Up Message == | == Level Up Message == | ||
The level-up message is presented by [[Ralph]] | The level-up message is presented by [[Ralph]] | ||
− | + | {{Tapped Out LUM|42}} | |
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== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
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{{TH|Name}} | {{TH|Name}} | ||
{{TH|Unlock message}} | {{TH|Unlock message}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Notes}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|150px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|150px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.|Roger Myers Jr.]]}} |
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr New Character.png|350px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr New Character.png|350px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Incorrectly called Roger Myers Jr..}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|150px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|150px]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|[[Chester J. Lampwick]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Chester J. Lampwick|Lampwick]]}} |
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|350px]]}} | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|350px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | ||
{{TH|Level required}} | {{TH|Level required}} | ||
− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png|100px]]}} |
{{TB|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}} | {{TB|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}} | ||
{{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} | ||
{{TB|None}} | {{TB|None}} | ||
− | {{TB| }} | + | {{TB|}} |
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rocket Car.png|100px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Rocket Car]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Chester Lampick}} | ||
+ | {{TB|}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | == | + | == Buildings == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|Image|width=150px}} | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | ||
{{TH|Name}} | {{TH|Name}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Building time}} | ||
{{TH|Costs}} | {{TH|Costs}} | ||
− | {{TH| | + | {{TH|Character Unlocked}} |
{{TH|Level required}} | {{TH|Level required}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out I&S Studio.png|150px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Studios]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|24h}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Level 42}} | ||
{{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|150px]]}} | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|150px]]}} | ||
{{TB|[[KBBL radio|KBBL Studios]]}} | {{TB|[[KBBL radio|KBBL Studios]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|}} | ||
{{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} | {{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} | ||
{{TB|}} | {{TB|}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ==Gameplay== | + | == Gameplay == |
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sure. I'm making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on.}} | {{TB|Sure. I'm making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Krusty, if you're jaded about being rich, there's only one solution to your spirtual crisis -- get even richer.}} | {{TB|Krusty, if you're jaded about being rich, there's only one solution to your spirtual crisis -- get even richer.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah, than I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island.}} | {{TB|Yeah, than I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys.}} | {{TB|What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But we've already got hundreds of them. and the characters don't change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?}} | {{TB|But we've already got hundreds of them. and the characters don't change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|From what I can tell, none.}} | {{TB|From what I can tell, none.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|But it doesn't matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes}} | {{TB|But it doesn't matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|They just need to know they're being made and rember the old ones fondly... and voila, the brand is still relevant!}} | {{TB|They just need to know they're being made and rember the old ones fondly... and voila, the brand is still relevant!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot marchines and beer... maybe even develop a freemium game!}} | {{TB|Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot marchines and beer... maybe even develop a freemium game!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Would the game have to be good?}} | {{TB|Would the game have to be good?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you'll be slupring up cash pronto from that sweet IP!}} | {{TB|Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you'll be slupring up cash pronto from that sweet IP!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studio". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studio". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist.}} | {{TB|Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2=== | + | Due to a glitch rectified in the {{TOCU|Level 43}} content update, the quote, "Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist." appeared randomly upon startup of the game.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/tappedout/comments/2baota/krustys_money_fist/ Reddit - Tapped Out - Krusty's Money Fist]</ref> |
+ | |||
+ | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2 === | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?}} | {{TB|Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude.}} | {{TB|Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!}} | {{TB|I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist!}} | {{TB|I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others.}} | {{TB|Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Remember, not just loved, BE-loved.}} | {{TB|Remember, not just loved, BE-loved.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
− | {{TB|We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers | + | {{TB|We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since... [JOKE TO COME].}} |
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Writers". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Writers". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise.}} | {{TB|That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton.}} | {{TB|I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom.}} | {{TB|There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?}} | {{TB|Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while.}} | {{TB|Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?}} | {{TB|Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--}} | {{TB|Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Don't you | + | {{TB|Don't you "good pal" me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist.}} | {{TB|In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory.}} | {{TB|If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|People don't watch television anymore, Krusty.}} | {{TB|People don't watch television anymore, Krusty.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads.}} | {{TB|They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalogue via cable and internet doohickeys.}} | {{TB|So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalogue via cable and internet doohickeys.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise.}} | {{TB|That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But you told me IP something something blah blah?}} | {{TB|But you told me IP something something blah blah?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered.}} | {{TB|I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1=== | + | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million | + | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?}} | {{TB|Roger, can you please finish signing these contracts?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million | + | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©!}} | {{TB|Yes, that's how much you're going to be paid for the streaming rights for Itchy & Scratchy by the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million | + | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, until you sign all the contracts.}} | {{TB|But you can't get anything from the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, until you sign all the contracts.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Here, you hold the pen and I'll hold your hand.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. "Sign" on the Dotted Line". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. "Sign" on the Dotted Line". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website.}} | {{TB|Look at all these tech weirdos and inter-dorks here to build the Itchy & Scratchy website.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Finally, I've got a staff to demean and humiliate. What am I supposed to yell at them to do again?}} | {{TB|Finally, I've got a staff to demean and humiliate. What am I supposed to yell at them to do again?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|They're creating an advertising supported web portal.}} | {{TB|They're creating an advertising supported web portal.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|It's basically a Hulu devoted solely to Itchy & Scratchy where all the episodes ever produced can be viewed.}} | {{TB|It's basically a Hulu devoted solely to Itchy & Scratchy where all the episodes ever produced can be viewed.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!}} | {{TB|Do whatever the lawyer just said! And do it faster! Or I'll pull out your throats and choke you with your own windpipes!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Make a note of that visual. We could make a whole story out of it for the cat. Or the mouse. Whichever one does the violence.}} | {{TB|Make a note of that visual. We could make a whole story out of it for the cat. Or the mouse. Whichever one does the violence.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6" which is to " Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Web Designers". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6" which is to " Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Web Designers". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images.}} | {{TB|I am here to inform you, Krusty, since the start of the I & S web portal for BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, you must cease all displays of Itchy & Scratchy licensed images.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2=== | + | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|By the way, if you're smart and powerless, it's way cooler to give up and act jaded. I read that in The Economist For Kidz.}} | {{TB|By the way, if you're smart and powerless, it's way cooler to give up and act jaded. I read that in The Economist For Kidz.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and | + | {{TB|This is unacceptable. What's the point of being kids if we can't fix problems with pluck, spunk, and ...how do we fix this?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr.}} | {{TB|Well, we could round up all the kids in town and write complaint letters to Roger Myers Jr.}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!}} | {{TB|I've gotten so many thoughtful, articulate letters from our passionate fans. Intern, bring me the incinerator!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
{{TB|Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam.}} | {{TB|Dear Leader Mr. Myers, sir, the incinerator broke yesterday, after you tried to burn the printer after another paper jam.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!}} | {{TB|A printer's job is to print. Not eat up all my paper!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Read Hate Mail". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Read Hate Mail". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling.}} | {{TB|Taking the time to personally ignore each fan letter is so fulfilling.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3=== | + | === Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark.|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Never hire a monkey to run your security.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh* Never hire a monkey to run your security.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy. }} | + | {{TB|Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair.}} | {{TB|You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes.}} | {{TB|Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself.}} | {{TB|This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Take Krusty to Court" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over Court Session", and "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Prosecute Krusty ''(only if the player has the Blue-Haired Lawyer)''. It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Take Krusty to Court" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over Court Session", and "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Prosecute Krusty ''(only if the player has the Blue-Haired Lawyer)''. It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB| Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!}} | {{TB| Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski was born with blue hair!}} | {{TB|For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski was born with blue hair!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!}} | {{TB|Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!}} | {{TB|Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!}} | ||
{{THT|After the quest is complete.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the quest is complete.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud.}} | {{TB|It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold.}} | {{TB|Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money.}} | {{TB|Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|SHUH-WHUT?!}} | {{TB|SHUH-WHUT?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy.}} | {{TB|All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private | + | {{TB|Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private company... but I just can't resist the wish of a child.}} |
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}} | ||
{{TB| Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!}} | {{TB| Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition.}} | {{TB|Nothing better to do after the completion of a lifetime of work than proclaim some exposition.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|The Itchy & Scratchy website is ready to launch. I can finally relax.}} | {{TB|The Itchy & Scratchy website is ready to launch. I can finally relax.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Think I'll treat myself by making my clothes stink of tobacco.}} | {{TB|Think I'll treat myself by making my clothes stink of tobacco.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Relax with a Cigar". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Relax with a Cigar". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges.}} | {{TB|Wait, if all my work is done, who am I going to yell at? There's too much risk of reprisal with waiters and concierges.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|I can try yelling at my cigar. Cigar, you better not give me mouth cancer!}} | {{TB|I can try yelling at my cigar. Cigar, you better not give me mouth cancer!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Oh no, this isn't working -- it's just defiantly blowing smoke in my face.}} | {{TB|Oh no, this isn't working -- it's just defiantly blowing smoke in my face.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10=== | + | === Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them.}} | {{TB|So it's agreed. I'll get to yell at people to make new Itchy & Scratchy episodes, and Krusty will show them.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Also, a percentage of that seven hundred and fifty million dollar new media sale would be great.}} | {{TB|Also, a percentage of that seven hundred and fifty million dollar new media sale would be great.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | {{TB|Seven hundred and fifty million dollars...}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year.}} | {{TB|Krusty, the BZZ Network, Where Entertainment Is Extreme ©, has offered to pay your cable bill for one year.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|They view new episodes airing on your network as the perfect advertising for their website.}} | {{TB|They view new episodes airing on your network as the perfect advertising for their website.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
{{TB|Especially since they're all owned by the same media conglomerate.}} | {{TB|Especially since they're all owned by the same media conglomerate.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!}} | {{TB|You make it cable AND internet, and we've got a deal!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10" which is to "Make Krusty Get a Piece of the Action" and "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Animators". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10" which is to "Make Krusty Get a Piece of the Action" and "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Animators". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!}} | {{TB|Okay, you scribbling cretins, I want you to shove amazing down my throat like I'm a French goose!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Roger | + | {{Tapped Out Roger Myers Jr. Icon}} |
{{TB|It's nice to be home.}} | {{TB|It's nice to be home.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Maximum Itchyload=== | + | === Maximum Itchyload === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Welcome to the Itchydome!}} | {{TB|Welcome to the Itchydome!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| We are surrounded on all sides by sixteen smartphones, seven tablets, four laptops, two home computers, and five TVs, | + | {{TB| We are surrounded on all sides by sixteen smartphones, seven tablets, four laptops, two home computers, and five TVs, making...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thirty-four.}} | {{TB|Thirty-four.}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1=== | + | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|G. Rover Gripes! Springfied?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?}} | {{TB|G. Rover Gripes! Springfied?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|...dead?}} | {{TB|...dead?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}} | {{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle" and "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle" and "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding | + | {{TB|I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding Dong?}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Señor Ding Dong Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You rang, mis amigos?}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2=== | + | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.}} | {{TB|When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.}} | {{TB|Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB| If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.}} | {{TB| If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Did you ever do any of those strange words?}} | {{TB|Did you ever do any of those strange words?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!}} | {{TB|Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}} | {{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the | + | {{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}} | {{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!}} | {{TB|We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.}} | {{TB|Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs" and "Make Children Visit Lampwick ''(x4)''". It takes 10 and 5 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs" and "Make Children Visit Lampwick ''(x4)''". It takes 10 and 5 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}} | {{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki> | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ahem...yes.* Bindle off limits.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB| What's a bindle?}} | {{TB| What's a bindle?}} | ||
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{{TB|You're holding a phone. Look it up.}} | {{TB|You're holding a phone. Look it up.}} | ||
{{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.}} | {{TB|No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!}} | {{TB|You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—}} | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.}} | {{TB|Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Being a valued member of a community is worthless.}} | {{TB|Being a valued member of a community is worthless.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3=== | + | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.}} | {{TB|What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}} | {{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting | + | {{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting "Ooggitty boogitty!"}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}} | {{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.}} | {{TB|I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3" which is to "Build Krusty Burger" and "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3" which is to "Build Krusty Burger" and "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
{{TB|May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?}} | {{TB|May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.}} | {{TB|Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.}} | ||
{{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out Squeaky | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
{{TB|Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!}} | {{TB|Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.}} | {{TB|Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.}} | {{TB|Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4=== | + | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.}} | {{TB|Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people.}} | {{TB|Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.}} | {{TB|Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|You think this is the life I wanted?}} | {{TB|You think this is the life I wanted?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.}} | {{TB|If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.}} | {{TB|No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!}} | {{TB|Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}} | {{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB| So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?}} | {{TB| So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}} | {{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".}} | {{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"}} | {{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}} | {{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!}} | {{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5=== | + | === Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.}} | {{TB|I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB|One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend. }} | + | {{TB|One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend.}} |
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}} | {{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the | + | {{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best...of whoever is willing to pay for it?}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}} | {{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?}} | {{TB|Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?}} | {{TB|What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|They are how you are even here!}} | {{TB|They are how you are even here!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.}} | {{TB|Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1=== | + | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Someone paid good money just to torture me with poverty?}} | {{TB|Someone paid good money just to torture me with poverty?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Well, I know who it must be! Only one soul has ever been so hate-fueled, bile-filled, and vile-stuffed.}} | {{TB|Well, I know who it must be! Only one soul has ever been so hate-fueled, bile-filled, and vile-stuffed.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|That secret Midget Little Vicki!}} | {{TB|That secret Midget Little Vicki!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The talented star of sixty-one films and TV shows, and countless Broadway plays because the internet won't count them for me?}} | {{TB|The talented star of sixty-one films and TV shows, and countless Broadway plays because the internet won't count them for me?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|That's the flapper.}} | {{TB|That's the flapper.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|In 1963, I crashed some snooty awards party. All I wanted was a shrimp cocktail. So I get in line for one, right behind Little Vicki.}} | {{TB|In 1963, I crashed some snooty awards party. All I wanted was a shrimp cocktail. So I get in line for one, right behind Little Vicki.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|As we get to the front, I notice there are only two glasses of shrimp left.}} | {{TB|As we get to the front, I notice there are only two glasses of shrimp left.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Just as I'm about to get mine, Little Vicki takes them both! Says one's for a friend.}} | {{TB|Just as I'm about to get mine, Little Vicki takes them both! Says one's for a friend.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|If your friend wants an s-cocktail, your friend should wait in line for an s-cocktail!}} | {{TB|If your friend wants an s-cocktail, your friend should wait in line for an s-cocktail!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|A haughty sheba who snatches shrimp out of the little guys' mouths, those people are the true scum of the earth.}} | {{TB|A haughty sheba who snatches shrimp out of the little guys' mouths, those people are the true scum of the earth.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I've got to warn Springfield. For evil has arrived.}} | {{TB|I've got to warn Springfield. For evil has arrived.}} | ||
− | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Rant | + | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Rant About Little Vicki". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Guard your shrimp! Little Vicki may walk among you!}} | {{TB|Guard your shrimp! Little Vicki may walk among you!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2=== | + | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB|I think I finally figured out why I'm back in Springfield, little girl. It's not for money or respect. It's | + | {{TB|I think I finally figured out why I'm back in Springfield, little girl. It's not for money or respect. It's for...}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|REVENGE!}} | {{TB|REVENGE!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|She's one of America's finest actresses, and the first ever winner of the Kiddie Academy Awards!}} | {{TB|She's one of America's finest actresses, and the first ever winner of the Kiddie Academy Awards!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I know all about her award record. If you ask me, she lied about her age!}} | {{TB|I know all about her award record. If you ask me, she lied about her age!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|She kept saying, "I'm the youngest actress to ever win an award, and now I am about to get my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!"}} | {{TB|She kept saying, "I'm the youngest actress to ever win an award, and now I am about to get my star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!"}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Ever check her teeth? Never once did her fake baby teeth ever fall out!}} | {{TB|Ever check her teeth? Never once did her fake baby teeth ever fall out!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Or that curly hair of hers... a wig, I tell ya! | + | {{TB|Or that curly hair of hers... a wig, I tell ya! She had me thrown out of the party when I attempted to yank that mop off!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Like I'm telling ya, an awful human being. I saw her clean the earwax out of her ears using her house keys. Disgusting.}} | {{TB|Like I'm telling ya, an awful human being. I saw her clean the earwax out of her ears using her house keys. Disgusting.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Now Dame Judith Underdunk, she was a celebrity with class.}} | {{TB|Now Dame Judith Underdunk, she was a celebrity with class.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Would remember your name, your birthday, and even bake you a cake. Had a handshake like George Washington's.}} | {{TB|Would remember your name, your birthday, and even bake you a cake. Had a handshake like George Washington's.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Springfield Library keeps thorough entertainment news records. We can check to verify your | + | {{TB|The Springfield Library keeps thorough entertainment news records. We can check to verify your story...}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|And I can take a bath in their sink and dry myself on some useless, old books. Public libraries—the Hobo's Hilton.}} | {{TB|And I can take a bath in their sink and dry myself on some useless, old books. Public libraries—the Hobo's Hilton.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library", "Make Lampwick Do Research", and "Make Lisa Do Research" It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Library", "Make Lampwick Do Research", and "Make Lisa Do Research" It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Ah, fresh as a wilted rose! Nothing gives a man reason to look and smell his best better than a bellyful of dumb rage.}} | {{TB|Ah, fresh as a wilted rose! Nothing gives a man reason to look and smell his best better than a bellyful of dumb rage.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3=== | + | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Springfield, we must protect ourselves from the forces of Little Vicki! Discard all signs of the Queen of Babylon!}} | {{TB|Springfield, we must protect ourselves from the forces of Little Vicki! Discard all signs of the Queen of Babylon!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sir, don't damage those DVDs of Little Vicki for President.}} | {{TB|Sir, don't damage those DVDs of Little Vicki for President.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If I mark the price down any lower, I will have to pay people to take them. And even then they will say, | + | {{TB|If I mark the price down any lower, I will have to pay people to take them. And even then they will say, "Little Vicki for President? Ugh."}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|We must cease worshipping her, and free ourselves from her narrative tyranny!}} | {{TB|We must cease worshipping her, and free ourselves from her narrative tyranny!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|She can no longer control us, forcing us to engage in silly behavior for her amusement!}} | {{TB|She can no longer control us, forcing us to engage in silly behavior for her amusement!}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lampwick Battle the Forces of Vicki" It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Lampwick Battle the Forces of Vicki" It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|It's nice to feel like I finally have something to contribute.}} | {{TB|It's nice to feel like I finally have something to contribute.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|DEATH TO LITTLE VICKI!}} | {{TB|DEATH TO LITTLE VICKI!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4=== | + | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Lampwick! Mr. Lampwick! My research uncovered something you should know about your reason for existing.}} | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick! Mr. Lampwick! My research uncovered something you should know about your reason for existing.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Is it how to create a Little Vicki-proof barrier around any home or shanty town?}} | {{TB|Is it how to create a Little Vicki-proof barrier around any home or shanty town?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I believe the evil curly haired woman who took your shrimp was not Little Vicki, but in fact the Dame Judith Underdunk!}} | {{TB|I believe the evil curly haired woman who took your shrimp was not Little Vicki, but in fact the Dame Judith Underdunk!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|So... everything I believe in is a lie?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Isn't that great?!}} | {{TB|Isn't that great?!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh. Only now do I realize how that might not be so great...}} | {{TB|Oh. Only now do I realize how that might not be so great...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|...and that's beside the fact that I helped put her in prison!}} | {{TB|...and that's beside the fact that I helped put her in prison!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Guess I'll never know why I got saddled with this bum's life. Fate or chance or Little Vicki, I gotta make the best of it.}} | {{TB|Guess I'll never know why I got saddled with this bum's life. Fate or chance or Little Vicki, I gotta make the best of it.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|There's no point in trying to anticipate the answers to why we're here.}} | {{TB|There's no point in trying to anticipate the answers to why we're here.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|The essence of life is its mystery, and only when we accept that can we focus on living.}} | {{TB|The essence of life is its mystery, and only when we accept that can we focus on living.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This high school hasn't been so moved since the days Moleman bloodied our stage in Richard the II.}} | {{TB|This high school hasn't been so moved since the days Moleman bloodied our stage in Richard the II.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Thank you. And shove it. I have to spout a bunch of frufru nonsense AND choke down dry Salisbury steak?}} | {{TB|Thank you. And shove it. I have to spout a bunch of frufru nonsense AND choke down dry Salisbury steak?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Forget it! I'd rather dine on juicy rotisserie pigeon, hot off the trash can.}} | {{TB|Forget it! I'd rather dine on juicy rotisserie pigeon, hot off the trash can.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5=== | + | === Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Whew. Trying to find a purpose for my existence has tuckered me out.}} | {{TB|Whew. Trying to find a purpose for my existence has tuckered me out.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Or at least a job to stay with everyone else in the brown house.}} | {{TB|Or at least a job to stay with everyone else in the brown house.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I don't need shelter.}} | {{TB|I don't need shelter.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|I have the one thing that truly matters, the one thing no one can take from me: my fantasies of destroying all who have wronged me.}} | {{TB|I have the one thing that truly matters, the one thing no one can take from me: my fantasies of destroying all who have wronged me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I was hoping you'd say | + | {{TB|I was hoping you'd say "human dignity." But "destroying others" is an alternative.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|Take care. And have a goodnight, little victim number twelve.}} | {{TB|Take care. And have a goodnight, little victim number twelve.}} | ||
{{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Sleep Under a Newspaper" It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Sleep Under a Newspaper" It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}} |
{{TB|You're going to get it. You're all going to get it! Especially whoever gave me this storyline and all his accomplices!}} | {{TB|You're going to get it. You're all going to get it! Especially whoever gave me this storyline and all his accomplices!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Good Morning, Springfield!=== | + | === Good Morning, Springfield! === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|After the KBBL Studios is build|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After the KBBL Studios is build|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Woo Hoo! The radio station is back. Now when I'm at work I can listen to Bill and Marty instead of all those annoying warning sirens.}} | {{TB|Woo Hoo! The radio station is back. Now when I'm at work I can listen to Bill and Marty instead of all those annoying warning sirens.}} | ||
− | {{THT|The player receives "Good Morning, Springfield!" which is to "Broadcast Bill and Marty at KBBL " It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|The player receives "Good Morning, Springfield!" which is to "Broadcast Bill and Marty at KBBL". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} |
+ | }} | ||
+ | == Gil's offer == | ||
+ | === Buildings === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Name}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Building time}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Costs}} | ||
+ | {{TH|Task}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[File:Mansion of Solid Gold Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[The Mansion of Solid Gold|Mansion of Solid Gold]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|6s}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Donut|250}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Gold Panning in the Bathtub}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Gameplay === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Check it out, players! For a limited time, you can get Springfield's famous Mansion of Solid Gold!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mansion of Solid Gold? I don't remember that even being in our town.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe it was the place Kent Brockman moved into when he won the lottery.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No, that was just a normal mansion... although he wore a lot of gold in that episode.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Actually, it belonged to Chester Lampwhick, the original creator of Itchy & Scratchy. but he fell on hard times... just like Ol' Gil here does constantly.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, right. Now I remember this house! But i didn't think it was canonical -- I thought it was just a throw-away joke.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What's that? A joke the writers should have thrown away?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Exactly. Kind of like this bit we're doing now.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|If not a sale|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay by me. The longer this stays on the market, the longer Ol' Gil has a place to secretly crash.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|If a sale|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Congratulations on the purchase of your new home!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now let's see, sixty day escrow, seventeen day inspection period... you've got your loan and appraisal contingencies... disclosures... termites...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh what, that's real life stuff. This is a game. just take it -- it's yours!}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 1 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ohh, look at that shiny gold mansion!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, it's nice. A little flashy... but nice.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm so happy the person playing this game is a gemmer... I mean, donuter.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just hink of all the poor Homers in all the other towns controlled by more frugal and/or less impulsive players.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, I supppose. There's something to be said for good money management, though.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Pfft, please. Those Homers would be lucky just to have a Burn's mansion in their town. But I've got the best mansion in the game!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A mansion of solid gold!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go peel the gold foil off and eat the chocolate underneath.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What?!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out|updates=yes}} | + | |
− | {{DEFAULTSORT: | + | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 2 ==== |
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ow, dear God! I think I chipped a tooth! Why did I do that for four hours?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What were you thinking, Dad? It's a Mansion of Solid Gold! What part of that don't you understand?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The "solid" part apparently.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Also why'd I do that for four hours?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That tooth looks bad. You should probably go see a doctor, or dentist, or veterinarian or something.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thanks sweetie, I will. Right after lunch.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Try to Eat the Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ==== Solid Gold Pt. 3 ==== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ooh, look at that fancy giant shack. It glitters all yellowy, like the tooth we pulled from that hobo.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's because it's made of fake tooth stuff! Pure gold, I hear told.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Gold? Yellow oil? California tea?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yep. And it's supposed to be state of the art. They even got one of them indoor outhouses... with copper plumbing, I heard tell.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|COPPER?!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|The player receives "Solid Gold Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cletus Strip Copper from Mansion of Solid Gold". It takes 6 hours.|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | == References == | ||
+ | {{Reflist}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} | ||
+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 42}} |
Revision as of 12:41, April 14, 2024
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update is the fifty-fourth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on June 18, 2014. It included Roger Meyers, Jr., Chester J. Lampwick, Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios.
Contents
- 1 Level Up Message
- 2 Characters
- 3 Decorations
- 4 Buildings
- 5 Gameplay
- 5.1 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1
- 5.2 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2
- 5.3 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3
- 5.4 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4
- 5.5 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1
- 5.6 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5
- 5.7 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6
- 5.8 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2
- 5.9 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7
- 5.10 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8
- 5.11 Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3
- 5.12 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9
- 5.13 Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10
- 5.14 Maximum Itchyload
- 5.15 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1
- 5.16 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2
- 5.17 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3
- 5.18 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4
- 5.19 Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5
- 5.20 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1
- 5.21 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2
- 5.22 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3
- 5.23 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4
- 5.24 Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5
- 5.25 Good Morning, Springfield!
- 6 Gil's offer
- 7 References
Level Up Message
The level-up message is presented by Ralph
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Characters
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Decorations
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Buildings
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Gameplay
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1
Due to a glitch rectified in the Level 43 content update, the quote, "Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist." appeared randomly upon startup of the game.[1]
Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 5
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 6
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 2
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 7
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 8
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Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 9
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Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 10
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Maximum Itchyload
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4
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Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 2
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 3
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 4
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Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 5
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Good Morning, Springfield!
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Gil's offer
Buildings
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Gameplay
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Solid Gold Pt. 1
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Solid Gold Pt. 2
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Solid Gold Pt. 3
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References
The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates
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